r*********e
发帖数: 29495 | 1 ZZ
Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with women?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
Question: What do Viagra and Disney Land have in common?
Answer: They both cause you to stand around for an hour, waiting for a two-m
inutes ride.
Question: What is the last thing a sexy woman takes off, before going to bed
?
Answer: Her feet, off the floor.
Question: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
Answer: Because, they have shaky hands.
Question: What is the main difference between men and boys?
Answer: Men's toys cost more.
Question: How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Answer: Milk them both. The one that smiles, is the bull.
Question: Why are men like bank machines?
Answer: Once they withdraw, they lose interest.
Question: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
Answer: After 10 years, your job still sucks! |
m*******r
发帖数: 13263 | 2 don't quite get the last one |
r*********e
发帖数: 29495 | 3 me either ....
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: don't quite get the last one
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R***a
发帖数: 41892 | 4 两个BSO老婆会suck啊
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: me either ....
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s****l
发帖数: 10462 | 5 咬
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: don't quite get the last one
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m*******r
发帖数: 13263 | 6 wife get tired of sucking? lol...
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: me either ....
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c********h
发帖数: 7827 | 7 your job still sucks, your wife no longer.
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: wife get tired of sucking? lol...
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i*********l
发帖数: 71 | 8 装纯
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: don't quite get the last one
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