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发帖数: 1288 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: jn74612001 (TCO), 信区: USANews
标 题: 全本 transcript Joe Wong at RTDC dinner
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Mar 24 01:14:27 2010, 美东)
根据youtube录像听写。各位仁兄看明白了英语领会了笑话之后再来评论吧。[]里是欧
加的注。
Joe Wong口语要比99%的北美wsn强。
Joe Wong对美国文化政治的了解要比99%的北美wsn深。
Joe Wong有喜剧天赋，甩包袱的时机一流。
台风有待磨练。
Good evening everyone, my name is Joe Wong.But to most people, I am known as
Who?, which is actually my mother's maiden name and the answer to my credit
card security question.
But joking aside I just want to reassu |
k***n
发帖数: 11247 | 2 geez, maybe somebody should contact joe wong and ask him to provide the
transcript |
r****x
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p****m
发帖数: 860 | 4 多谢啊！ Scott Brown和Kill Bill那里原先没听懂，这下明白了。 |
d*******1
发帖数: 8 | 5 Great transcript, thanks for the hard work, I think you made your point
clear :) |
c********6
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f**d
发帖数: 2494 | |
h********i
发帖数: 1303 | 8 They should have [get passed] Brad Pitt, or even Angelina Jolie.
So to be honest, I was really honored to be here tonight and I prepared for
months for tonight show and I [showed to] the white house and [about]
President Obama, that was when he decided not to come. |
p****s
发帖数: 3184 | 9 If elected, I will make same sex marriage not only legal but required. That
will get me the youth vote.
I think it is "youth vote", not "union vote".
Union has nothing to do with same sex, while youth, in particular college
students, typically live together in a dorm with same sex people. |
p****s
发帖数: 3184 | 10 I think journalism is the last refuge for punks.
==> I think journalism is the last refuge for puns.
Immediately after that, "naysayer" is a pun.
demagogury ==> demagoguery
You know,cause I had always been a merryless[?] and pessimistic guy
==> You know,cause I had always been a morose and pessimistic guy.
Morose and pessimistic are synonyms. |
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c*****a
发帖数: 1577 | 11 i think the "who cares" also一个双关语 “Hu cares!”, 响应他前面的Hu |
s******e
发帖数: 51 | 12 同意，我觉得也是youth vote, union vote 与后面afraid of marriage联系不上
That
【在 p****s 的大作中提到】
: If elected, I will make same sex marriage not only legal but required. That
: will get me the youth vote.
: I think it is "youth vote", not "union vote".
: Union has nothing to do with same sex, while youth, in particular college
: students, typically live together in a dorm with same sex people.
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s******e
发帖数: 51 | 13 也同意是pun而不是punk， the punchline lies in the "naysayer"
【在 p****s 的大作中提到】
: I think journalism is the last refuge for punks.
: ==> I think journalism is the last refuge for puns.
: Immediately after that, "naysayer" is a pun.
: demagogury ==> demagoguery
: You know,cause I had always been a merryless[?] and pessimistic guy
: ==> You know,cause I had always been a morose and pessimistic guy.
: Morose and pessimistic are synonyms.
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s******e
发帖数: 51 | 14 还有那个bumper sticker，不是bump sticker
总的来说这个文本还真不错，我之前搞不明白的笑话现在都明白了，特别是入籍那几个
问题，second admendment...Roe versus Wade... |
f**d
发帖数: 2494 | 15 是的，这个笑点还挺明显的
【在 c*****a 的大作中提到】
: i think the "who cares" also一个双关语 “Hu cares!”, 响应他前面的Hu
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c*****a
发帖数: 1577 | 16 "When I graduated from Rice........", is Rice Univ 是个笑点吗？因为中国人吃
米？我已开始还以为编的，没想到黄西还真是rice u 出来的
就像她妈妈并不一定姓胡 |
s****n
发帖数: 4902 | 17 我觉得是lazier,是说记者们懒得作调查，胡编乱造，报告新闻就象讲笑话，所以他说
journalists are considered my peers。
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: 也同意是pun而不是punk， the punchline lies in the "naysayer"
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l*******7
发帖数: 168 | 18 没有你之前那个帖子里一个牛人听得准
They should have the guy cast by Brad Pitt, or even Angelina Jolie. ???
I think journalism is the last refuge for puns.
Only on the newspaper can you say things like, "I was born in the year of
the horse, and that is why I'm a naysayer"
And I showed the White House my jokes about President Obama.
That is when he decided not to come.
And he started to talk about immigration reforms.
Take that Stephen Colbert.
If elected, I will make same-sex marriage not only legal, but required |
l**y
发帖数: 17 | 19 Nah. It should be naysayer, that is why is related to the horse.
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 我觉得是lazier,是说记者们懒得作调查，胡编乱造，报告新闻就象讲笑话，所以他说
: journalists are considered my peers。
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d*******y
发帖数: 1154 | 20 I think he is soooooooooooo funny and his English is so good |
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s****n
发帖数: 4902 | 21 Wait and see.
【在 l**y 的大作中提到】
: Nah. It should be naysayer, that is why is related to the horse.
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m****e
发帖数: 1197 | 22 谁能给个YOUTUBE链接啊？
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: Wait and see.
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s****n
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r********9
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h*****5
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g***j
发帖数: 248 | 26 下面这一段为什么觉得好笑呢，就算是中文我也不觉得好笑。。。
现场的好笑这么多次：
"When I was in elementary school,as part of the curriculum, I had
to work in a rice paddy right next to a quarry where they use explosives to
break rocks. And that was when I learned light travels fast than sound,
which is almost as slow as a flying rock. My dad was a grumpy guy, but
occasionally he would cheer me up with jokes. But he doesn't do it right.
When I was seven one day he said to me, "Hey, son,why is tofu better than
centralized socialist econ |
g***j
发帖数: 248 | 27 "So to be honest, I was really honored to be here tonight and I prepared for
months for tonight show and I [not very clear] the white house and [not very
clear] by President Obama, that was when he decided not to come. "
should be: ==>
So to be honest, I was really honored to be here tonight and I prepared for
months for tonight show and I showed to white house my jokes about President
Obama -- that was why he decided not to come. |
s****n
发帖数: 4902 | 28 精彩的是下一句he started to talk about immigration reforms。台下的听众过了好
一会才会过意来：you bastard,I'll make the immigration law not to let you
badass in the country and become a citizen...
for
very
for
President
【在 g***j 的大作中提到】
: "So to be honest, I was really honored to be here tonight and I prepared for
: months for tonight show and I [not very clear] the white house and [not very
: clear] by President Obama, that was when he decided not to come. "
: should be: ==>
: So to be honest, I was really honored to be here tonight and I prepared for
: months for tonight show and I showed to white house my jokes about President
: Obama -- that was why he decided not to come.
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