M**********r
发帖数: 1087 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Love 讨论区 】
发信人: valleyblvd (石头大叔), 信区: Love
标 题: 大部分女人喜欢一个男人都是一种原因，就是她搞不懂他。 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 22 15:46:44 2010, 美东)
发信人: valleyblvd (石头大叔), 信区: FleaMarket
标 题: 大部分女人喜欢一个男人都是一种原因，就是她搞不懂他。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 22 15:45:42 2010, 美东)
1、没人牵手，我就揣兜。
2我从不以强凌弱～～～我欺负他之前真不知道他比我弱…
3、都想抓住青春的尾巴，可惜青春是只壁虎。
4、你走你的过街天桥，我过我的地下通道。
5、我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身…
6、站在人生的O字路口。
7、所谓美女，大都是化妆品的奴隶。
8、高中，我们忙得跟孙子似的，可还可以像NB一样开心;大学，我们闲得像NB一样，却
找不回当孙子时的快乐……
9、人生只有三天，活在昨天的人迷惑；活在明天的人等待；活在今天的人最踏实。
10、... 阅读全帖 |
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q***2
发帖数: 1861 | 2 稍微认真一看，原贴主是个玩文字的主！
6、站在人生的O字路口。
7、所谓美女，大都是化妆品的奴隶。
8、高中，我们忙得跟孙子似的，可还可以像NB一样开心;大学，我们闲得像NB一样，却
找不回当孙子时的快乐……
9、人生只有三天，活在昨天的人迷惑；活在明天的人等待；活在今天的人最踏实。
10、一分钱一分货，稀饭吃了不经饿。
11、不能因为咱俩有过节，你就把我当节过。
12、站在人生的米字路口，我更加彷徨。
13、语不惊人死不羞。
14、“坏男人”一定要有好容貌，否则，他不配做坏男人，不配做女人心中的坏男人。
15、哪里跌倒，哪里爬起……老是在那里跌倒，我怀疑那里有个坑！
16、在海边不要讲笑话，会引起“海笑”的。
17、你就没有点好话？”、“你太帅了，这话行吗？”、“行，太行了！”、“可我要
昧着良心说，真痛苦。”
18、天气冷得像个笑话，日子过得像句废话。
19、别用你的脾气来挑战我的个性，那会让你们死得很有节奏感！
20、坏人需要实力，败类更需要品位。
21、本是打算搜狗，结果看到猫扑。
22、唉～这人要一没正形，连头痛都是偏的。
23、混社会是个体力活儿，讲究四门功课：闪转腾挪。... 阅读全帖 |
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t**********0
发帖数: 9359 | 3 我问，你怎么老像对敌人似的对她，她招待了你女朋友，没有她，你也认识不了我。。
。你也不请她吃饭，我都不好跟她交代了。
他严肃地说，甜甜，你是不是一直觉得我随和，容易亲近？
我说，你还不随和？还不亲近？ 比我班男生随和多了。。。
他说，你班男生不是不随和，都了解你太忙了，没机会打扰你。
我说，嗯。。我真没时间啊
他说，甜甜，我很挑剔，你还不知道吧
我说，没看你挑过食啊。
他说，唉，早说了，你的眼睛只是个摆设，看不见。
我说，那你都挑什么了？
他说，什么都挑，也刻薄。
我沉默不语，他突然冒出这么几句没头没脑的话，我也不知道该怎么跟下去了。
他说，你是不是看我像个花花公子？吃喝玩乐？
我哈哈哈笑了，花花公子？ 罕见啊，都没有听谁提过。
他说，我问你正经呢
我说，嗯！你老拉我学坏，我是毛主席的好孩子，扛住了你的糖衣炮弹。
他说，我在我们系楼里，跟你讲过我的一些往事，你记得多少？
我说，哎呀，过去那么久了，谁记那玩意。
他说，甜甜！严肃点，和你谈心呢，
我说，我怎知道你问哪一句
他说，我说过，我想报考理论物理的，真不记得了？
我说，啊 记得！这种话题，我都记得住的，爱讨论这些
他说，我高中三年的... 阅读全帖 |
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c****u
发帖数: 3277 | 4 "wimptb (一失足成千古wimp),
IMP.
3C was supposed to be 2nd suit, natural. 4C is ace asking, 4S shows 2A; 4NT
was to play. "
read the series of article carefully please.
4C: RKC, 4S showing 2Aces. 4NT sign off.
why opp sign off when his pd shows 2 aces?
if your pd has an ace and a void in club, how can't he double the final 6H
as a lightner double? |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 5 lead sq? hehe【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 6 discard club t and x,finesse q in either d or c has same prob, but discarding
c reserve the chance to pin down cq when cashing ca and k.【 在 wimptb (一失足
成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
can |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 7 我才用的是第一种路线。确实如你所说，在正常防守下，是做不成的，只有8顿。第二种
思路我当时没有想到，倒是可以一式。下一后被同伴说了句STUPID，觉得很不爽，说实话
。【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
attacks
you |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 8 hehe, maybe i did not say clearly how small it was. actually i forgot:) pd
holds:
S: AX
H:XXXX
D:QJ10X
C:XXX
I lead s9 first, so dealer made 4s. leading ha is a good start, but must
swithch to d then.【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
clear.
which
here.
( |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 9 hehe, why not organize a HAI GUI team? you guys can do it【 在 wimptb (一失足
成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
by
the
but
that
their
on
the
I
me |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 10 ok, another question: if pd has two aces but no k, will you stop at 6n? will
you try 7d? there is really chance for squeeze or finesse. actually i was
planning to go to 7 level anyway. though pd's one k makes it a laydown【 在
wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
Since
of
top |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 11 that is cool【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
2C-whatever
very
bidding
4C.
can
instead |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 12 get lost:(【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
baby |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 13 there is still a problem, i just realize. if pd have sk, hk, c a, and k, then
he has 5 control but still no 7【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到:
】
2C-whatever
very
bidding
4C.
can
instead |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 14 I think seymon deutsch has some problem here, he really should not bid 4s
after 4h, i think. coz he has a weak hand, though good for offense. Pd will
bid 4s. after this slight change, op may not sacrifice 5h. even they still
decide to sacrifice 5h, south can use forcing pass and north should dbl, coz
he has no defense trick. It is important to get some positive score, rather
than negative score.【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
question
yet
Jx |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 15 hehe, wimp should write column for newspaper. very nice article. 【 在 wimptb
(一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
x
several
found
actually
how
minors.
to
or
problem
a
furthermore,
hands:
options |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 16 hoho. What can i say? Full of admiration:) NO wonder reading your and cozofu's
articles always make me feel dizzling. you guys are simply expert!
Do u mind me asking u some question about bridge in th future? I really like
this game. a sort of intermidate player, desperately need to improve my skill.
I actually read a lot bridge books. any advices are appreciated.【 在 wimptb
(一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
can
if
they
laydown;
passed
C
save. |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 17 thx a lot. i got similar reply from bbo. is 2h in 1s-2d-2h forcing? forcing 1
round or forcing to game?【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
is
void
and
pd
good
doesn't |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 18 if trump is 2-3, should be ok, play three trumps and then d. the problem is s
1-4, then you still play 4 rounds trump, and play d, but if south win da and
play back c, u have to finesse ck, coz u donot have enough control to
establish a h trick.【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 19 3S, 【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 20 i think i will return d at table, but here i will return c, perhaps ca is a
vital entry【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 21 laydown da,north has at least 5 h, 3 or 4 c, perhaps 3 s, so no more than 2d.
if he has exactly 2d, then c should be blocked. 【 在 wimptb
(一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
went |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 22 3s? 【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】 |
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j*******e
发帖数: 2168 | 23 Sorry, my mistake.
If you play trump A first and continues with a small trump, you are home.
If small trump first, E can promote W's trump.
【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
can
moon, |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 24 I was a bit worried about west might duck dk when he holds dkxxx and east
dxx, then east will be able to get a ruff. But I did finesse d 1st, but not
dq, but small from dummy. It turned out east start with hkxxx and d kxx, so
down 1.
After winning c at dummy, is it a good idea to continue c honor? 【 在 wimptb
(一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
of
the
that,
Kxxx
cx. |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 25 oh? that sounds the most stupid convention i have ever heard. purely joke?【
在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
minor
by |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 26 i agree with lifemonster's analysis here. RHO apprently has d fit for his pd,
so 5c must be some direct-leading bid and fit-showing new suit. In this case,
you and ur pd must have dbl fit as well. So it is very likely 5c or 5d can
make, and you can mk 5s or 5h too. No matter what, bidding rather than dbl is
better. The problme with 5h here is that in case opp bid to 6d(who knows?
though not veryy likely), pd may lead h from kxxx, which may turn out be a
disaster for u【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 27 LHO apprently has long h and c, I think i will try a trump. LHO seems void in
d【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
decribe |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 28 well, all opps will lead c【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 29 A bit surprised you guys didnt consider 2S. I bid 3H with the hand. Pd has:
S: AT9XX
H: 8
D: JXXX
C: XXX
3H is overbid, but lucky make.
S: 【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
may
And
in |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 30 Yes, 2S is better. strongly agree that better to open 1NT with this hand.【 在
wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
with
so
I'll
bid,
is
H
strenth. |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 31 if pd has min for dbl, he can pass 4c. so i think you may have to bid stronger
than 4c.【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
be |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 32 what are their full name? seems this guy is still very young, doing pdh in
math.【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 33 thanks a lot. have they represented taiwan in international competition?【 在
wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 34 true, but you have only two entry. so we may have to take the risk. on the
other hand, a good opp may not dbl with simply two aces.【 在 wimptb (一失足成
千古wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
在 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 35 i think judgement is more important here. pd may have nothing in minor and
hope you continue h or switch to trump.【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大作
中提到: 】 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 36 hehe, thx. This pd actually is quite good, he is a silver/gold master in
states, though i dont know how much it means.【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp)
的大作中提到: 】 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 37 hehe, thx a lot, though difficult to get the info about age and their
maspterpoint. Wont do that either, feel unnecessary.【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古
wimp) 的大作中提到: 】
but
course.
play
but
30 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 545 | 38 I am willing to do that if diana does not show up. I dont have much original
stuff but I am quite a good organizer.:) 【 在 wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 的大
作中提到: 】 |
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b****s
发帖数: 472 | 39 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 于 (Fri Jun 8 20:41:35 2007) 提到:
A few weeks back, I commentated a match where this hand came up.
You are defending 4S, the dummy came down as:
A87x
Kx
Qxx
Q8xx
and you have
xx
AQxx
AKJT9x
K
You as dealer opened 1D, LHO overcalled 2C, and became declarer in the
following auction:
1D-2C-p-2D
2H-2S-4H-4S
-all pass
pd led D8 through the Qxx, and your 9 wins. You cash DA and both declarer
and pd followed suit.
Q1. Now what?
Let's say y |
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b****s
发帖数: 472 | 40 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 于 (Wed Jul 18 14:59:33 2007) 提到:
x
K7xx
KQ
KQT9xx
AQ9
A98x
JTxx
Jx
Red on white, LHO opened 1S 1st seat, and pd overcalled 2C. You bid 3NT over
the 2C, and LHO pushes on with 4S. Right or wrong, you continue with 4NT.
And after two passes, RHO doubles.
LHO leads HQ against your 4NTx, how to proceed?
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mapcar (绵掌) 于 (Wed Jul 18 16:47:36 2007) 提到:
第一轮h |
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b****s
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arrows (箭笑江湖) 于 (Sun Jul 22 16:08:12 2007) 提到:
S AT432
H T9
D J2
C AKJ4
S J
H A53
D AK653
C 9763
partner open 2nd seat 1S, could be light,
1NT semi forcing, partner 2C rebid confirm full
opening. you land the contract 3NT.
west lead K of hearts, and continue with Q of hearts,
what is the plan?
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wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 于 (Tue Jul 24 19:56:26 2007) 提到:
Very tough. Too many possibilities, and this is a hand that yo |
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b****s
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wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 于 (Thu Aug 23 14:31:29 2007) 提到:
Plan the play of this 6NT on the lead of a DQ, you bid 6NT freely without
oppo intervention.
KQ
AKQxx
Axx
T9x
Axxxx
x
Kx
AKxxx
This is the 1st part of the problem... when you make some move, something
will happen along the way and I'll tell you...
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arrows (箭笑江湖) 于 (Sun Aug 26 22:21:59 2007) 提到:
ok, I 'll give a try,
win King of diamond, unblock spade K and |
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b****s
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wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 于 (Mon Jan 7 12:30:49 2008) 提到:
1. Both vul, hold
A87x
AK
Jx
AK8xx
you open 1C, oppo silent, and it went
1C 1D
2S 3C
3NT 4C
?
how do you plan to proceed?
2. White all, hold
QTxx
AJx
AKx
Kxx
pd opens 1C, and it went:
1C - 1S
3S - ?
What's your plan now?
If it matters, you play kickback, serious 3NT, etc.
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cozofu (you are still a killer bee.) 于 (Mon Jan 7 13:05:15 2008) 提到:
1 I cuebid 4H, |
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b****s
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wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 于 (Mon Jan 7 14:36:55 2008) 提到:
Both vul, you open an 10-12 1NT with
Ax
JT9x
Qxxx
Axx
LHO bids 2D, RHO alerted and explained as Woolsey (showing one of the majors
).
pd doubles, 2 passes, and LHO bids 2S, now pd bids 3S.
Q: What would you do now?
Now the interesting part. At the table, our teammate made a disastrous
guess of what 3S means, and they called the director after the hand, and
argued that should this Woolsey method be |
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b****s
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wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 于 (Tue Feb 12 18:07:36 2008) 提到:
Non vul vs vul, you hold this lovely collection
K7xx
965x
KJx
Qx
and are 1st to speak. You pass of course. And so did LHO. Pd opened 1C, RHO
passed.
You might belong to the group that suppress the H suit (or was there a H
suit?)in this situation, but let us say, you, like me, are not and bid 1H.
LHO came in with 1S overcall. Pd now doubles for support. RHO asked what it
was and passed. What do you b |
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b****s
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wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 于 (Mon Mar 31 14:00:14 2008) 提到:
GNT open district final. Love all, 1st seat and you hold
K9x
Kx
Kx
T9xxxx
This does not meet your criteria for 3C preempt so you passed. So did LHO.
Pd opened 2D, multi (but only weak2 type).
RHO also passed (they play option 2 of the ACBL defense, i.e, x is takeout
for S and 2H is takeout for H), and you bid 2H, pass or correct.
LHO now surprisingly came in with 2S, and pd passed. RHO bid 3H. You h |
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b****s
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wimptb (一失足成千古wimp) 于 (Sun May 4 02:21:37 2008) 提到:
双无，我们拿到这手牌：
AQT984
643
K4
85
右家Kit Woolsey第二家开1D，我们跳2S，左家叫3H，同伴不叫，Woolsey叫3NT结束叫
牌。
我相信仔细考虑的话，黑心Q首攻肯定是最优的；我们攻黑心Q，明手摊下：
J
AQJT52
T53
AJ7
在黑心Q下，同伴跟6（UDCA），庄家跟5。我们如何继续？
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CindyWu (心然) 于 (Mon May 5 13:35:48 2008) 提到:
要防庄家这样的牌：
K532
xx
AQJx
Kxx
就要转攻h,同伴hk拿下后，回s...这样可宕
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cozofu (you are still a killer bee.) 于 (Mon May |
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f******y
发帖数: 5744 | 48 雖然偶打擊標題黨，但是還是忍不住哇
5點半換完尿布出發, 9點半鳴手機收兵, 換地兩次, 換餌N個, 軟餌硬餌皆用，還活捉
一只crawfish作餌，共計咬鉤零次。
收獲: 一失足成&×&×（&（×恨？ Pia Ji 一聲，偶踩的石頭滑了, 腳跺到了水里。
咳咳，提醒提醒，安全第一 安全第一 |
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b********z
发帖数: 2092 | 49 输给南卡那场太太关键了
一失足，成千古恨啊
等我田崛起 它鳄换了教头
进决赛的路，非常艰难啊 |
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D*******e
发帖数: 12862 | 50 是啊 :-)
我很多时候看着豆子磨那些漫长的五六小时的比赛也抓狂极了。。。我也觉得我真是一
失足成千古恨啊，哈哈哈
但是没办法，饭豆子以后才知道他和我的性格有太多的相似之处了，看着他就像是看着
我自己的影子，这点让我现在注定只会支持他，和他是一个什么样的tennis player以
及现在的战绩如何已经没有什么关系了，呵呵
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