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发帖数: 3634 | 12
罩杯letter doesn't mean anything without the number. The cup volume of a 30D
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z****y
发帖数: 6864 | 13 我年轻时候小师妹叫我上她家修电脑，我问要不要带套…结果她就把电话给挂了，我连
“工具”二字都没说出口...
2.举办晚会，我们出的节目是合唱《我们都是一家人》。上台前，师兄鼓励大家说：“
你们要像我一样镇定，不要紧张。”于是，十几个人迈着整齐的步伐走上舞台。师兄亲
自报幕：“下面我们为大家献上一首大合唱，歌曲的名字是《我们一家都是人》。
3.清晨，唐僧从梦中醒来，发现孙悟空跪在自己的床前，于是便问：“悟空，你怎么了
？”孙悟空满脸泪水的说：“师傅，我求您了，下次说梦话，不念紧箍咒，行吗？”
4.坐飞机一般我都买靠窗的座，今儿上飞机，见一MM赫然坐在我的位置上。 于是我走
上前很绅士地问道：“请问你是36A的吗？” 孰料，MM竟然红着脸应道：“我…我是
36B的……”
5.小姐向JC解释自己没有****：我只是把两元的BI孕套卖到了二百元，最多算抬高物价
。JC：后来呢？小姐说：教他如何使用，属于售后服务。
6.早上搭公车，一个男士从包里掏手机看时间，然后大叫一句“****！”我想肯定是时
间来不及，要迟到了。结果我仔细一看，他手里拿着的是空调遥控器。
7.大学刚毕业的时候，在单位里无意 |
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发帖数: 28450 | 14 Charged-particle multiplicities in pp interactions at View the MathML source
measured with the ATLAS detector at the LHCstar, open, star, openstar, open
121a, 121b, S. Zenz14, D. Zerwas114, G. Zevi della Porta57, Z. Zhan32d, H.
Zhang83, J. Zhang5, Q. Zhang5, X. Zhang32d, L. Zhao107, T. Zhao137, Z.
Zhao32b, A. Zhemchugov65, S. Zheng32a, J. Zhong149, z, B. Zhou87, N. Zhou34,
Y. Zhou149, C.G. Zhu32d, H. Zhu41, Y. Zhu170, X. Zhuang98, V. Zhuravlov99,
B. Zilka143a, R. Zimmermann20, S. Zimmermann20, S... 阅读全帖 |
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s****l
发帖数: 10462 | 15 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: zzyzzy (Zhang), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 笑话几则，大家笑笑
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jul 28 16:36:29 2010, 美东)
我年轻时候小师妹叫我上她家修电脑，我问要不要带套…结果她就把电话给挂了，我连
“工具”二字都没说出口...
2.举办晚会，我们出的节目是合唱《我们都是一家人》。上台前，师兄鼓励大家说：“
你们要像我一样镇定，不要紧张。”于是，十几个人迈着整齐的步伐走上舞台。师兄亲
自报幕：“下面我们为大家献上一首大合唱，歌曲的名字是《我们一家都是人》。
3.清晨，唐僧从梦中醒来，发现孙悟空跪在自己的床前，于是便问：“悟空，你怎么了
？”孙悟空满脸泪水的说：“师傅，我求您了，下次说梦话，不念紧箍咒，行吗？”
4.坐飞机一般我都买靠窗的座，今儿上飞机，见一MM赫然坐在我的位置上。 于是我走
上前很绅士地问道：“请问你是36A的吗？” 孰料，MM竟然红着脸应道：“我…我是
36B的……”
5.小姐向JC解释自己没有****：我只是把两元的BI孕套卖到了二百元，最 |
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l**k
发帖数: 45267 | 19 楼上说的是32B vs 36A
你这说的是36B vs 32A |
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s******y
发帖数: 28562 | 20 所以原楼主估计是心情不好乱说的吧。36A, 那就是一个平胸胖子而已，有什么
好看的. |
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a*****i
发帖数: 682 | 21 那显然32B比36A强多了，胸围小4寸，杯大一号 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 23 怎么可能呢。
就算11瓦的小灯，一小时耗电11瓦时，也就是11x3600VAs=110x360VAs.开灯过程，就算
电路坏了，花了10秒才亮，电流也有36A，足够跳闸了。 |
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l****t
发帖数: 36289 | 24 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 我老婆是个土人，非要在后院晾衣服
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 4 23:09:53 2016, 美东)
而且她波也不大，还挺壮，36A的乳罩，大裤衩子，洗了后就晒在外边。
又不是没有烘干机。虽然有栅栏但隔壁邻居其实还是可以通过缝隙看到，
丢不起这个人啊。我说她她不听，然后人家自己到homedepot 买了根
木棍回来，说是要做成晒衣服的架子。我说不是有绳子吗？ ！
人家说绳子搭上湿了的衣服下坠。于是我耍了个小脑筋，故意把棍子裁短，
让孙子架不到两个树中间。
倒不是怕她晒内衣丢人， 那个内衣尺码太丢人了，要是她长个32C,晒晒也有面子。
算了
不说了，现在木棍被架在了树和栅栏之间。人家看得更清楚了。
而且还挨她的骂，说孩子大了就离婚，尼玛你丫到时候成了kimchi 了，离了连老邱都
不要。 |
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l*****a
发帖数: 38403 | 25 1a. Jesus was conceived of a virgin.
1b. Horus was conceived of a virgin.
2a. Jesus was the “only begotten son” of the god Yahweh.
2b. Horus was the “only begotten son” of the god Osiris.
3a. The mother of Jesus was Mary. Sometimes referred to as Maria or Miriam.
3b. The mother of Horus was Meri.
4a. The foster father of Jesus was Joseph.
4b. The foster father of Horus was Seph.
5a. Joseph was of royal descent, being from the House of David.
5b. Seph was of royal descent.
6a. Jesus was born in ... 阅读全帖 |
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D*****r
发帖数: 6791 | 26 Acts 8:26-40 Philip and the Ethiopian
26Now an angel of the Lord said to Philip, “Go south to the road—the
desert road—that goes down from Jerusalem to Gaza.” 27So he started out,
and on his way he met an Ethiopiand eunuch, an important official in charge
of all the treasury of Candace, queen of the Ethiopians. This man had gone
to Jerusalem to worship, 28and on his way home was sitting in his chariot
reading the book of Isaiah the prophet. 29The Spirit told Philip, “Go to
that chariot and stay ... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****a
发帖数: 38403 | 27 1a. Jesus was conceived of a virgin.
1b. Horus was conceived of a virgin.
2a. Jesus was the “only begotten son” of the god Yahweh.
2b. Horus was the “only begotten son” of the god Osiris.
3a. The mother of Jesus was Mary. Sometimes referred to as Maria or Miriam.
3b. The mother of Horus was Meri.
4a. The foster father of Jesus was Joseph.
4b. The foster father of Horus was Seph.
5a. Joseph was of royal descent, being from the House of David.
5b. Seph was of royal descent.
6a. Jesus was born in ... 阅读全帖 |
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m****s
发帖数: 18160 | 28 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
Dramaer (不要问我从那里来) 于 (Fri Oct 22 12:02:52 2010, 美东) 提到:
Act 1：1-11 Jesus Taken Up Into Heaven
1In my former book, Theophilus, I wrote about all that Jesus began to do and
to teach 2until the day he was taken up to heaven, after giving
instructions through the Holy Spirit to the apostles he had chosen. 3After
his suffering, he showed himself to these men and gave many convincing
proofs that he was alive. He appeared to them over a period of forty days
... 阅读全帖 |
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y******e
发帖数: 2807 | 29 我咋觉得罩杯主要看波度陡还是平喃，他那个地盘是大，主要是胸围尺寸大吧，好比毛
叔36A，他40B |
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c****n
发帖数: 15245 | 30 最近把很多年前的笔记本给翻出来了，当时是老死机，后来发现是风扇坏掉导致的，所
以一直丢着没有管，最近想起来想把它给修了，网上下单买了个二手的风扇，原装的是
5v，0.5A，寄过来的是一个错的型号，而且参数是5v 0.36A，看看能放的下那个空缺，
就试着给换着试试，发现风扇还是不转，不知道会不会是因为电流的不匹配导致的问题
，还是本身风扇就是坏的，毕竟二手的谁也不能保证一定是好的，有没有可能是主板上
插风扇的插口电源坏掉了？应该怎么判断呢？
请牛人指教一下，先谢谢了。 |
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d****l
发帖数: 2 | 31 Liu, Y., Kramer, M.J., Thom, A.J., and Akinc, M., “Oxidation Behavior of
Multiphase Nb-Mo-Si-B Intermetallics,” Metallurgical and Materials
Transactions A, 36A, March, 601-607, (2005).
请发到: l***[email protected]
万分感谢。 |
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M***m
发帖数: 762 | 32 Converted Organics Reports 90% Year-Over-Year Increase in Organic Fertilizer
Sales Year-to-Date
9:36a ET June 3, 2010 (GlobeNewswire)
Converted Organics Inc. (Nasdaq:COIN) today announced that sales of its all-
natural, organic fertilizer products from January 1 -- May 31, 2010 totaled
$1.85 million, an increase of 90% over the same period in 2009. The year-
over-year sales growth is largely attributable to a continued increase in
customer demand for organic fertilizer programs that reduce both ... 阅读全帖 |
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h*******d
发帖数: 1191 | 33 Romans 8
21st Century King James Version (KJ21)
Romans 8
There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus,
who walk not according to the flesh, but according to the Spirit.
2For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus hath made me free from
the law of sin and death.
3For what the law could not do, in that it was weak through the flesh, God,
sending His own Son in the likeness of sinful flesh, and for sin, condemned
sin in the flesh,
4that the righteousness of the la... 阅读全帖 |
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v*******e
发帖数: 3714 | 34 这天夜里她被一个蒙面者打劫.
"扔下你的背包."简单的命令被立刻做到.
"脱下上衣."她有点迷惑地听从了命令.
"内衣."她在对方冰冷的目光下,抖抖嗦嗦的摘下钮扣..
然后.."哈哈哈"蒙面者笑声渐远,她只依稀听到"又是一个36A",然后差点晕倒了过
去.
她及时清醒过来,因为此时此地委实不适合作晕倒的动作.她及时收拾好衣物,拐过
街角就是"antenna"酒吧,他正焦急等待.
她犹豫了一下,决定向蒙面者方向奔去.她急于告诉那人,自己其实是32C. |
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