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p****s
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摘要:
In market economies, per capita GDP is directly proportional to the
population fraction with verbal IQ equal to or greater than 106.
We can make a pretty good guess. In all his versions, Man is the product of
adaptation to environments that existed more than 50,000 years ago. Africa,
Europe and Asia presented three distinct adaptational challenges resulting
in three major races: Negroid, Caucasoid and Mongoloid, each differing from
the other in certain physical, mental and psychological aspe... 阅读全帖
C******l
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你们又要打球啊? 真是猛啊
我最近比较忙,虽然做球童是我的梦想,Ahem Ahem,之一. 但是暂时也要放一放了.
你不是要去跳舞的吗?
C******l
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - 差点悲剧了
收集美女照片的不止他一个,Ahem ahem,,,
C******l
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - 每人10个包子
有人血馒头么?
我需要一个,,,,,Ahem ahem
l***y
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来自主题: Translation版 - A pseudo-beginning
high standard... right, that's why i'm a star war
fan! *ahem ahem* seriously, any more jeremy northam films to recommand? :)

on
familar
she
had
maybe
idly
appreciate
with
poems
seem
d*******d
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国熊和国妖已经清理了,步子大了扯蛋,ahem
b********n
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来自主题: Military版 - 快讯:上证飘红了
The race to the bottom has begun. Soon China will reveal it's strength (
precious metals backed currency) calling the global fiat currency bluff.
But not before pulling the global economy down with it to expose the
weakness of it's competitors (ahem USA). When our congress will not even
allow an audit of the FED, let me ask you how much gold do you think WE have
to back our currency if needed? They sure act as though they have
something to hide despite widespread voter support for an audit.
q******s
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来自主题: Military版 - 司马义·艾买提因病逝世
那爱买提是什么? ahemed?
l****z
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by Jammie
When poor attempts at humor go hysterically awry. Some goofball at the
Politico churned out a pitiful attempt at humor under the premise Paul Ryan
is distancing himself from the “stench” of the Romney campaign. Oops.
Needless to say, the political press and blogosphere have jumped on the
story:
Times columnist Paul Krugman:
Can I say that even though I’m not exactly a fan of Mitt Romney’s,
this is just bad behavior? You’re supposed to wait until it’s actually
over befor... 阅读全帖
p******e
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Here are just a few of the things we're learning from this (ahem) vivid New
York Times account of the last days of the Donald J. Trump presidential
campaign. It’s worth a read.
• Trump's daughter Ivanka "discouraged" the campaign from promoting
her own ad for her father, fearing it would damage her own businesses.
• Corey Lewandowski, CNN's pro-Trump "analyst", "still talk[s] to the
candidate frequently."
• Trump doesn't use a computer and, apparently, can't wrap his mind
aroun... 阅读全帖
W*****B
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He prefers the soothing whispery voice of his son-in-law

:Here are just a few of the things we're learning from this (ahem)
vivid New York Times account of the last days of the Donald J. Trump
presidential
:campaign. It’s worth a read.
:• Trump's daughter Ivanka "discouraged" the campaign
from promoting
:her own ad for her father, fearing it would damage her own businesses.
:• Corey Lewandowski, CNN's pro-Trump "analyst", "
still talk[s] to the candidate frequent... 阅读全帖
w**z
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Report: Embattled startup Zenefits told employees to stop having sex at work
There has been a lot of rocky challenges over at the once-heralded startup
Zenefits: as its longtime CEO stepped down due to a report that indicated
the company was cutting corners to get brokers the proper certifications
needed to sell insurance, the company has tried to distance itself from more
controversy.
Today will not be that day, as a report from the Wall Street Journal shows
the company has had some — ahem — in... 阅读全帖
m****a
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - OMG,前同事居然上非诚勿扰了!
faint, haven't thought about "g" for quite a while, now that you mentioned
it, ahem...... yeah i've always admired business majors in college, they
knew exactly what they wanted to do! what exactly are you passionate about
then? :)

long
and
d****g
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 与众不同
零。
这是个中文话题的冷饭。想了不写出来,痒。
一,
我娃在家说英语。
二,
娃爱看忍者神龟。结果某一集里,出现不少汉字,让我觉得像娃在吃嚼了两遍的馍。
三。
娃爱吃大肠。GOOD。
四。
娃得至少认识“上”,“下”,“山”,“一”吧。当然能读金庸小说最好了。
五。
从一二三四到金庸小说到大肠面条,啥是CORE?Asian-American的Asian包括啥?
六。
然后是那个hyphen (�)。娃的“与众不同”是个老革命不懂的黑。
七。
Ahem(clearing throat),最近好像有个高法的判例是关于一个“与众不同”的群体。
八。
也许像LGBT的与众不同----根本就没什么不同。或者先同后不同,大同小不同。或
者各有各的不
同。
九。
也许不像。一个是身不由己的不同。一个是身不由己的不同。
十。
PRIDE!PRIDE?
http://www.quora.com/What-does-it-mean-to-be-Asian-American
d****g
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Mmm. Hum. 嗯,ahem, 我感觉规矩太多影响娃Inner drive的说。// 我run
N****f
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近来俺老运势略有起色,同皇上一起得了一笔飞来横财,特来老窝与诸位
分享。此次拟发放包子二十枚整,循旧例不白给,愿吃者请用心回答以下
作业题。
请从以下三题中任选一题回答,并以五十至二百字篇幅阐明原因:
1. 使小红马与楚霸王战于鉅鹿之野,各将精骑五千、战车千乘、甲士一万、
马步弓手各一千,孰胜?
2. 米米兼爱天下,累兄一心为我,以安邦治版大计论,孰是孰非?
3. 倘耶普希与岳不群论剑于华山之巅,同自苍龙岭飞身而下,孰先薨?
凡自圆其说者均有包子,格外用心者以双黄包、多黄包特别嘉奖。
A****T
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shafa baozi :)
h**********y
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U*********r
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三道题都太难了.我给你一个包子,你换一道容易的题算了.
h**********y
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G*********o
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2,米米怀柔政策,广为纳谏,小红马因事物繁忙,不能亲自临朝
米米关键时刻及时插上,成就了一段买卖提管理史上的佳话
狼兄你给我豹子

近来俺老运势略有起色,同皇上一起得了一笔飞来横财,特来老窝与诸位
分享。此次拟发放包子二十枚整,循旧例不白给,愿吃者请用心回答以下
作业题。
请从以下三题中任选一题回答,并以五十至二百字篇幅阐明原因:
1. 使小红马与楚霸王战于鉅鹿之野,各将精骑五千、战车千乘、甲士一万、
马步弓手各一千,孰胜?
2. 米米兼爱天下,累兄一心为我,以安邦治版大计论,孰是孰非?
3. 倘耶普希与岳不群论剑于华山之巅,同自苍龙岭飞身而下,孰先薨?
凡自圆其说者均有包子,格外用心者以双黄包、多黄包特别嘉奖。
g****n
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同re
狼兄的题太难了
非吾等泛泛之辈所能
G*********o
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而且都古色古香的

同re
狼兄的题太难了
非吾等泛泛之辈所能
g****n
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你已经回答了一道
G*********o
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其实我审题都没太婶明白
蒙的,希望能接近标准答案

你已经回答了一道
g****n
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3.
该题是自由落体运动知识的应用。
据悉,自然状态下(考虑空气阻力)物体的自由落体运动速度与密度有关。密度越大,
物体下落的速度越快。密度越小,物体下落的速度越慢。
而密度与体积存在如下的关系:在质量相同的情况下,密度越小,体积越大。密度越大
,体积越小。
如此,两人在同一地点飞出,即空气的阻力是相同的,自由落体加速度是相同的。在假
设体重相同的情况下, 密度小的体积大,所受的空气阻力就大,达到两力平衡所用时
间就短,速度就慢,密度大的体积小所受的阻力就小,达到两力平衡所用时间就长,速
度就快。
N****f
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shafa mei baozi :)
N****f
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加上一道容易些的:
4. UA兄携妻游于海,七日而归,竟无“souvenir”,何故?
a. Mrs. UA put him in the doghouse during those days.
b. Mr. UA forgot to pack his daily supply of little blue pills.
c. He left his souvenir somewhere else.
(试以标准八股格式论之[破题、承题、起讲、入手、起股、中股、后股、
束股])
N****f
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耶兄文不对题,有欺诈之嫌;倒扣包子一枚。
c******g
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N****f
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思路正确,结论如何?究竟是耶兄体积大还是岳不群体积大?
N****f
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何难之有?难道蛋白mm认为当今皇上打不过区区西楚霸王?
N****f
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s**********8
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3:耶兄。多了18cm
N****f
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言之有理,呵呵。
恭迎太尉兄回銮番邦!
s**********8
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惭愧。 狼兄别来无恙?
N****f
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托太尉洪福,一切尚好;多谢!
G*********o
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牛顿在世!

3.
该题是自由落体运动知识的应用。
据悉,自然状态下(考虑空气阻力)物体的自由落体运动速度与密度有关。密度越大,
物体下落的速度越快。密度越小,物体下落的速度越慢。
而密度与体积存在如下的关系:在质量相同的情况下,密度越小,体积越大。密度越大
,体积越小。
如此,两人在同一地点飞出,即空气的阻力是相同的,自由落体加速度是相同的。在假
设体重相同的情况下, 密度小的体积大,所受的空气阻力就大,达到两力平衡所用时
间就短,速度就慢,密度大的体积小所受的阻力就小,达到两力平衡所用时间就长,速
度就快。
G*********o
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我比椟娥还冤枉啊,冤啊

耶兄文不对题,有欺诈之嫌;倒扣包子一枚。
G*********o
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哪个部位?

思路正确,结论如何?究竟是耶兄体积大还是岳不群体积大?
G*********o
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souvenir俺wiki了一下,是手信的意思,就是小礼物。
我想选b,viagra

加上一道容易些的:
4. UA兄携妻游于海,七日而归,竟无“souvenir”,何故?
a. Mrs. UA put him in the doghouse during those days.
b. Mr. UA forgot to pack his daily supply of little blue pills.
c. He left his souvenir somewhere else.
(试以标准八股格式论之[破题、承题、起讲、入手、起股、中股、后股、
束股])
U*********r
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ua xiong doesn't need the little blue pills.
d***e
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这个孰真忙,先胜,然后是是非非,最后死了。。。
h**********y
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b***F
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第一题 当然是小红马胜。理由可参考古人赞项羽的一首诗:
称王诚可贵
美人价更高
若能吃包子
二者皆可抛
小红马绝技是啥,左右开弓仍包子。结果就是,楚霸王还没正式开战就被包子塞的趴地
上动不了。你说这仗还怎么打?
第二题 本来想偏心说米米好话,又看见累兄一心为老狼,不知暗地里有啥私情。所以,
都是都不非
第三题 岳不群薨。普希头部先落地,但无恙。理由如下:
湿人耶普希
腰间藏名器
柔中又带刚
伸缩浑如意
p*******o
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c******g
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f兄强大

以,
h**********y
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你太强了!!哈哈哈哈

以,
p*******o
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很圆滑。。。

以,
g****n
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强大呀
佩服佩服!
包子俺拱手相让

以,
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