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发帖数: 29846 | 3 CBP: Alien Children and ‘Family Units’ Apprehended Up 100% and 471%
Through July
August 8, 2014 - 6:41 PM
By Penny Starr
(CNSNews.com) – So far in fiscal 2014, which began on Oct. 1, the number of
unaccompanied alien children (UAC) and “family units” (parent and child/
children) apprehended at the U.S. border with Mexico has increased 100
percent and 471 percent, respectively, over fiscal 2013, according to new
statistics released by Customs and Border Protection (CBP).
According to the data pos... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 29846 | 4 Judge: DHS Complicit in Human Trafficking that Helps Fund Drug Cartels
A United States federal judge has accused President Barack Obama’s
Department of Homeland Security (DHS) of being complicit in helping Mexican
drug cartels and felons inside America smuggle illegal aliens into the
country.
In a court order he signed on Dec. 13, 2013, U.S. District Judge Andrew S.
Hanen of the U.S. District Court of the Southern District of Texas wrote
that four times in the last four weeks he has heard troubl... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 29846 | 5 WASHINGTON (CBS DC) – Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Calif., says that at least ten
fighters for the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria have been apprehended while
attempting to enter the southern U.S. border.
The California Republican claims that “at least ten ISIS fighters have been
caught coming across the Mexican border in Texas,” in a conversation with
Fox News on Tuesday. Hunter says that the Islamic terrorists are slipping
into the U.S. through the porous southern border as several have already
been ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 6 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: dragonfly (小蜻蜓), 信区: USANews
标 题: 27种不同情况下，拥枪者使犯罪分子伏法的成功案例（转）
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 4 19:55:16 2017, 美东)
Reasons Why We Need to Preserve Our 2nd Amendment Right to Keep and Bear
Arms
The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil
interference. They deserve a place of honor with all that is good. When
firearms go, all goes. We need them every hour. — George Washington,
Founding Father in his address to the 2nd session of united States Cong... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 7 Reasons Why We Need to Preserve Our 2nd Amendment Right to Keep and Bear
Arms
The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil
interference. They deserve a place of honor with all that is good. When
firearms go, all goes. We need them every hour. — George Washington,
Founding Father in his address to the 2nd session of united States Congress.
Steve Nolan, Contributor
Our thoughts and prayers go out to the victims and survivors of the Aurora,
Colorado shooting as well as to... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3920 | 8 New International Version (©1984)
The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it.
New Living Translation (©2007)
The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness can never extinguish it.
English Standard Version (©2001)
The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.
New American Standard Bible (©1995)
The Light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it.
King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
And the light shi... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 30882 | 10 这是伟大的休战时间。所有国家都庄严承诺自己不与任何其他国家打仗。俄罗斯，德国
，奥地利，意大利，希腊和土耳其的军队开始逐步动员，第一波行动开始。力量集结后
开始向东移动。所有铁路上都充斥着到亚洲的部队的列车。中国是这一切行动的最终目
标。过了一段时间后，庞大的海上行动。来自各个国家的远洋军舰远征而出，舰队随后
，一直到中国沿海。国家清空了他们的海军码头。他们派出了预算官，工兵，和灯塔守
护者，他们派出了过去陈旧的巡洋舰和战舰。同时他们开始招募商船加入。统计表明，
共有58640艏商船，配备探照灯和速射火炮，由各国开往中国。
中国在微笑地等待着。在她的土地边，沿着她的国界，驻扎了以百万计的欧洲战士。她
动员了五倍于此的民兵等待入侵。这次看来与上次一样。但中国突然感到困惑。因为这
支庞大的队伍并没有开始入侵。她无法理解这一现象。广大的西伯利亚边境一切都归于
平静。她的海岸城镇和村庄甚至没有遭到炮轰。在世界历史上，从来没有过如此强大的
战争舰队的聚集。世界上所有的船队，百万吨的战舰聚集在她的海岸线上，却什么都没
有发生。没有任何尝试。他们想使她离开她的地盘吗？中国笑了。他们以为能够厌倦死
她... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 823 | 11 【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: alex100 (alex100), 信区: Sex
标 题: escort 术语大全
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 2 21:43:34 2014, 美东)
AAMP Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment
instead of a commercial storefront.
AAMP Asian-American Massage Parlor. This is the politically correct acronym.
AFF Adult Friend Finder (a popular USA dating website)
AFF Asian Friend Finder (a popular Asian dating website)
Agency A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group
of providers.
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 12 July 1, 2011 (Tucson, Ariz.) - On July 1, 2011, Daniel Elias Rangel-
Gonzalez was sentenced to 33 months in prison after being apprehended
attempting to re-enter the U.S. illegally. Rangel- Gonzalez was apprehended
on July 18, 2010 near Why, Ariz. and was processed at the Ajo Station using
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发帖数: 29846 | 13 via Breitbart Feed
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Word has spread around the world the the Obama
administration “refuses” to enforce the country’s immigration laws, House
Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte said Wednesday.
At a hearing on the flood of unaccompanied minors crossing the southwest
border, Goodlatte argued that the influx is a crisis of the Obama
administration’s own making.
“These individuals know that the Administration’s policy of non-
enforcement of our immigration laws presents a golden oppo... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2275 | 14 非法移民很可怕，但是和左棍一比，他们又算得了什么呢？
LUBBOCK, Texas—An illegal immigrant who was released by U.S. authorities
with a Notice to Appear has been arrested for the alleged murder of a woman
and kidnapping of children on U.S. soil. The alleged crimes occurred after
the man was released.
The man, Pedro Alberto Monterroso-Navas, entered the U.S. illegally with
children and turned himself in to U.S. Border Patrol agents. He was
processed and released, as are all illegal immigrants who come as
unaccompanied minors... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 10554 | 15 IMMIGRATION REFORM THAT WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/immigration-reform
The three core principles of Donald J. Trump's immigration plan
When politicians talk about “immigration reform” they mean: amnesty, cheap
labor and open borders. The Schumer-Rubio immigration bill was nothing more
than a giveaway to the corporate patrons who run both parties.
Real immigration reform puts the needs of working people first – not
wealthy globetrotting donors. We are the ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 16 The vast majority of illegal immigrants the Border Patrol apprehends are
released into the U.S., the head of the agents’ union testified before a
Senate panel Thursday.
“We’re releasing basically everybody as long as you’re not from the
country of Mexico. And even if you’re from the country of Mexico and you
claim that you have a credible fear and you’re asking for asylum for one
reason or another — we’re still releasing those individuals,” Brandon
Judd, the president of the National Border Patr... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 61690 | 17 Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson on Wednesday reported that there’s
been a spike in the number of people apprehended along the southern border,
adding to the complexity of the immigration situation that President-elect
Donald Trump will inherit.
Johnson said there currently are about 41,000 individuals in our immigration
detention facilities, a big jump from the typical 31,000 to 34,000 figure.
“Recently, we have seen an increase in the numbers of those apprehended on
the southern border.... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 18 Obama admin knew gang members were part of illegal immigrant surge:
Whistleblower
The Obama administration knowingly let in at least 16 admitted MS-13 gang
members who arrived at the U.S. as illegal immigrant teenagers in 2014, a
top senator said Wednesday, citing internal documents that showed the teens
were shipped to juvenile homes throughout the country.
Sen. Ron Johnson, chairman of the Senate Homeland Security Committee, said a
whistleblower turned over Customs and Border Protection docume... 阅读全帖 |
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b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 19 U.S. Border Patrol apprehended nearly 400,000 people crossing the Mexico-U.S
. border in fiscal 2018, up roughly 100,000 from the prior year.
The Department of Homeland Security on Tuesday announced that, in total, 521
,090 individuals were either apprehended or deemed ”inadmissible” after
arriving at a port of entry on the border during the fiscal year.
Roughly 54,000 family units were found to be inadmissible in that time span,
the department said.
The total number of border apprehensions and ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4704 | 20 Remarks by the President on Border Security and Immigration Reform
2014-07-01 13:59:25.565 GMT
June 30, 2014 (Federal Information & News Dispatch)
Rose Garden
3:04 P.M. EDT
THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon, everybody. One year ago
this month, senators of both parties --- with support from the
business, labor, law enforcement, faith communities --- came
together to pass a commonsense immigration bill.
Independent experts said that bill would strengthen our
borders, grow our economy, shrin... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 21 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: xiaoxiaole (xiaole), 信区: USANews
标 题: 这批非法移民果然给力，已经开始杀人了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jul 18 00:35:16 2014, 美东)
非法移民很可怕，但是和左棍一比，他们又算得了什么呢？
LUBBOCK, Texas—An illegal immigrant who was released by U.S. authorities
with a Notice to Appear has been arrested for the alleged murder of a woman
and kidnapping of children on U.S. soil. The alleged crimes occurred after
the man was released.
The man, Pedro Alberto Monterroso-Navas, entered the U.S. illegally with
children and turned h... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 7021 | 22 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: redmapleleaf (二月花), 信区: USANews
标 题: 奥巴马的边境捉放政策-捉了就放，捉了也白捉
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri May 20 08:30:12 2016, 美东)
The vast majority of illegal immigrants the Border Patrol apprehends are
released into the U.S., the head of the agents’ union testified before a
Senate panel Thursday.
“We’re releasing basically everybody as long as you’re not from the
country of Mexico. And even if you’re from the country of Mexico and you
claim that you have a credible fear and you’re asking f... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3249 | 23 发信人: xiaoxiaole (xiaole), 信区: USANews
标 题: 这批非法移民果然给力，已经开始杀人了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jul 18 00:35:16 2014, 美东)
非法移民很可怕，但是和左棍一比，他们又算得了什么呢？
LUBBOCK, Texas—An illegal immigrant who was released by U.S. authorities
with a Notice to Appear has been arrested for the alleged murder of a woman
and kidnapping of children on U.S. soil. The alleged crimes occurred after
the man was released.
The man, Pedro Alberto Monterroso-Navas, entered the U.S. illegally with
children and turned himself in to U.S. Border... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1632 | 24 Billy Walter and the computer group:
The Arrests
He was in the bed sleeping when the two men walked into his bedroom.
Billy
Walters sleeps in a big clean bed in Las Vegas, in a small but elaborate
home renovated to his liking, with palm trees and white flowerpots and
two
satellite dishes in the yard, and four large televisions in the den, and
a
security guard who sits just out of sight behind the shrubs across the
street. This environment was disrupted early last Jan. 5, when the two
strangers i... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 7139 | 25 Bipartisan Framework for Comprehensive Immigration Reform
Senators Schumer, McCain, Durbin, Graham, Menendez, Rubio, Bennet, and Flake
Introduction
We recognize that our immigration system is broken. And while border
security has improved significantly over the last two Administrations, we
still don't have a functioning immigration system. This has created a
situation where up to 11 million undocumented immigrants are living in the
shadows. Our legislation acknowledges these realities by finally... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 16352 | 26 Pokemon Go has gotten people off the couch and into the real world. But
police in O’Fallon, Missouri say that four men have used the game to find
players at a specific location, and robbed them using a handgun.
About eight or nine people have been robbed by four men over the past couple
days, a spokesperson from the O’Fallon Police Department told Gizmodo over
the phone. The latest robbery occurred Sunday morning at around 2am by the
men in a black BMW before they were finally apprehended by pol... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 32610 | 27 看来ICE抓错人了
暴动要来了
“(The ICE agents), in fact, apprehended the wrong employee, and immediately
put him in handcuffs, upon exiting the building — taking the trash out in
the rear of the building,” she said. “They put him in handcuffs. He
proceeded to produce his legal paperwork and they released him immediately.”
Afterward, the agents apprehended three other employees, who did not have
their documentation on hand. These employees were taken to the ICE office in
Detroit, but were set to be released l... 阅读全帖 |
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C****i
发帖数: 1776 | 28 CHAPTER XIII
Of Sanctification
I. They, who are once effectually called, and regenerated, having a new hear
t, and a new spirit created in them, are further sanctified, really and pers
onally, through the virtue of Christ’s death and resurrection,[266] by his
Word and Spirit dwelling in them:[267] the dominion of the whole body of sin
is destroyed,[268] and the several lusts thereof are more and more weakened
and mortified;[269] and they more and more quickened and strengthened in al
l saving gr... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 6791 | 29 A SPEECH OF Mr. JOHN MILTON
For the Liberty of VNLICENC'D PRINTING,
To the PARLAMENT of ENGLAND.
______________________________________________________________
This is true Liberty when free born men
Having to advise the public may speak free,
Which he who can, and will, deserv's high praise,
Who neither can nor will, may hold his peace;
What can be juster in a State then this?
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发帖数: 33185 | 30 【 以下文字转载自 ariya_sacca 俱乐部 】
发信人: JeanIris (Iris), 信区: ariya_sacca
标 题: 概念法与究竟真实法-ZZ
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 28 09:27:50 2011, 美东)
概念法与究竟真实法
Concept and Reality
英译中：metta
2010年11月
(This is the appendix B of the book "The Essentials of Insight
Meditation Practice--A Pragmatic Approach to Vipassana" by Ven. Sayadaw
Sujiva 这是舍弃我禅师著《Mahasi毗 婆舍那禅修法要》的附录B)
It is important that the meditator understands the difference
between “concept” and “ultimate realities,” because it is the direction
which he... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 32122 | 31 Shen Changyin and Shen Changping
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
This is a Chinese name; the family name is Shen.
Shen Changyin and Shen Changping
Born: 1975 (age 34–35) Shen Changyin
1983 (age 26–27) Shen Changping
Killings
Number of victims: 12
Span of killings: 1999 – 2004
Country: China
State(s): Henan, Gansu, Shanxi, Anhui, Inner Mongolia, Hebei
Date apprehended: August 2004
Shen Changyin (born 1975) and Shen Changping (born 1983) are Chinese serial
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发帖数: 84 | 33 "The hostage-taking is over," an aide to the mayor of the eastern French
city of Besancon, Jean-Marc Magda, told The Associated Press by telephone.
All 20 children who had been seized and their teacher were released safely,
he said.
The hostage-taker, allegedly suffering from depression and asking for a gun
to kill himself, was detained by police officers from the elite GIPN force,
who slipped into the school as the children were being brought lunch,
Education Minister Luc Chatel said.
He was fi... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4465 | 34 印媒称上月抓的"中国女间谍"在关押期间被发现怀孕!
2011年2月16日 16:40:04 環球網
摘要：印度媒体称，一名因涉嫌“从事间谍活动”被印度拘留的中国女性可能怀孕
，正申请去医院做检查。报道称，印度情报组织在得知她怀孕消息后非常吃惊。
环球网记者谭利娅报道，印度媒体称，一名因涉嫌“从事间谍活动”被印度拘留的
中国女性可能怀孕，正申请去医院做检查。报道称，印度情报组织在得知她怀孕消息后
非常吃惊。
据《印度时报》2月15日报道，这名中国女性不久前被抓，此前一直被关押在北方
邦一所监狱内。其律师日前向当地司法部门提交申请，表示她需要去做医疗检查；由于
在被关押的地区监狱内找不到女性医生，她需要去另一家医院检查。
报道介绍称，与这名女性一同被抓的还有另外两名中国公民，三人都是中国某科技
公司的员工。印度警方于1月17日因发现他们在印度与尼泊尔边境“可能从事间谍活动
”将其逮捕。警方称当时三人并无有效签证和护照。
印度情报机构对于李的怀孕感到震惊。并声称把所有三个中国公民送到区监狱之前
，他们都接受了身体检查，李并没有表现出任何怀孕的症状。
印度媒体在今年1月份曾报道称三名中国公民... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4825 | 35 http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/16/nyregion/maid-picks-imf-chief
By MOSI SECRET
Published: May 15, 2011
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Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the leader of the International Monetary Fund, spent
most of Sunday at the Manhattan Special Victims Unit in East Harlem as
prosecutors sought additional evidence, including possible DNA ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 8042 | 36 深刻揭批司机真残忍和路人很冷漠后，最后不忘了举出一个据说是美国女孩的伟大的救
人不留名的故事作为结尾。
后面的评论倒不全是一边倒，人民还是有判断力的。
http://behindthewall.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/10/17/8368104-tot
Tot, 2, run over twice, and no one helps
By Adrienne Mong, NBC News Correspondent
TRIPOLI – Even from a remote perch in Libya, we heard about the horrific
story making waves in China.
Last Thursday, a two-year-old girl crossing a street by herself in the city
of Foshan in China’s southern Guangdong Province was hit by a car. The
driver paused briefly as the ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 7039 | 37 第九章 对于异族的再教育 （4）
分而治之，他们就不会形成反抗，因为钱在我们手里（货币发行权， 就是说，让这些
国家承受债务，就能有效控制他们的反抗）。
在有远见的皇权（或者中央集权）和盲目的民众之间， 要架设相互敌视的堡垒， 就能
防止他们联合的反抗。盲目的民众是我们利用的力量，我们会安排领导，让这个力量来
摧毁中央集权 （通过媒体，法律，金融间谍架空）。
The people have raised a howl about the necessity of settling the question
of Socialism by way of an international agreement. DIVISION INTO FRACTIONAL
PARTIES HAS GIVEN THEM INTO OUR HANDS, FOR, IN ORDER TO CARRY ON A CONTESTED
STRUGGLE ONE MUST HAVE MONEY, AND THE MONEY IS ALL IN OUR HANDS.
We might have reason to ap... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 12072 | 38 发信人: youdu (youdu), 信区: Military
标 题: 军版各位，有没有研究过锡安长老教义？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Nov 26 13:15:49 2011, 美东)
对理解过去三百年很有帮助。
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/przion1.htm#TABLE OF CONTENTS
THE PROTOCOLS DIGEST-ED
Since discourse in the Protocols is often disjointed, we have taken the
liberty of grouping quotations (from Victor Marsden's 1934 edition) in what
seems a logical order of subject. We have also tried to minimize the more
offensive ones. Contemptuous references to goyim (the unfortunate Talmudi... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1985 | 39 在网上广为流传的“人民群众的改革16条”已由美国马萨诸塞大学中国留学生马列毛学
习小组译成英文；翻译非常准确、有力。建议有结识国际进步人士的网友据此广为传播
，加强国际无产阶级团结并促进广泛的国际进步统一战线！
Dear all,
A few days ago, People's Daily published an editorial calling for further
reform while acknowledging the potential oppositions. In the Chinese context
, "further reform" in the mainstream media means neo-liberal reforms like
privatization, marketization etc. This article attracted lots of critique
from Marxists and left wing in general, the scale of which is very unusual
in the las... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2946 | 40 follow-up:
PITTSBURGH (AP) — A man armed with two semiautomatic handguns entered the
lobby of a psychiatric clinic at the University of Pittsburgh on Thursday
and opened fire, killing one person and wounding several others before he
was shot dead, apparently by campus police, the mayor said.
Six people were wounded by the man's gunfire, Mayor Luke Ravenstahl said. A
seventh suffered unspecified injuries but wasn't shot, officials said.
The mayor stopped short of confirming the gunman was fatally... 阅读全帖 |
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y********n
发帖数: 3922 | 41 昨天电影里面还遇到apprehend和covert，有几个人认识？ |
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发帖数: 40861 | 42 apprehend这个不是中学或者大学学过吗？
covert我不认识
classy不认识
stuffy认识
最开始两个认识 |
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发帖数: 32610 | 43 口语化的词就不说了，这个apprehend看paper也跑不掉吧 |
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V****n
发帖数: 651 | 44 Does the United States still have the same level of control over the energy
resources of the Middle East as it once had?
The major energy-producing countries are still firmly under the control of
the Western-backed dictatorships. So, actually, the progress made by the
Arab Spring is limited, but it’s not insignificant. The Western-controlled
dictatorial system is eroding. In fact, it’s been eroding for some time. So
, for example, if you go back 50 years, the energy resources -- the main
concern... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 6244 | 45 The LAPD, the FBI, the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at
apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He
releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
中央情报局，联邦调查局和洛杉矶pol.ice局都试图证明自己在破案方面是最拿手的。
为此美国总统决定让他们比试一下。总统把一只兔子放进树林，看他们如何把兔子抓回
来。
The CIA goes in. They place animal inｆｏｒｍants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.... 阅读全帖 |
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x****u
发帖数: 12955 | 46
He was probably just bluffing with the missile claim.
From his actions and results, I say he has none of the skills he claimed he
had. Because in the end, he only managed to kill 2 people who weren't
involved in his dismissal, and a couple more police who were trying to
apprehend him. None of those who he claimed to have wronged him was killed.
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s**********d
发帖数: 36899 | 47 The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all
trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest
and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They
question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads ... 阅读全帖 |
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X**********o
发帖数: 151 | 48 The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA
are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending
criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit
into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They
question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads ... 阅读全帖 |
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s**********d
发帖数: 36899 | 49 比LAPD还厉害。
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all
trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest
and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They
question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with... 阅读全帖 |
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