z*******g
发帖数: 2429 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: zhangmeng (六尺三寸，面黑，好FAZ，人称猛哥), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Re: 你们乘飞机遇到靠窗座位，说什么（英语）？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Sep 7 17:24:21 2010, 美东)
Move your fat ass.
It doesn't matter whether his or her ass is acutally fat or not. Amercians always believe that their asses are too fat. |
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l******g
发帖数: 743 | 2 yes, modifying the user increase number in the sec filing, and raising IPO
price in the last 24~48 hours, are
very negative
I feel youku's CEO is a smart ass, he really knows how to play with
wallstreet
its IPO is about 230mil, and the secondary offering is 600 mil with of
course much higher price tag
and even with the dilution, the price goes up today a lot
smart ass, smart ass ah |
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i********r
发帖数: 12113 | 3 跟smart ass玩，然后被smart ass玩，就成dumb ass了 |
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m********t
发帖数: 13072 | 4 就这样，我也扑通扑通去了洗澡间，
一边洗着，一边在浴缸里，愤怒的咆哮着，“大中午的不让睡午觉，逼着人家洗澡！”
太不人道了！！！
出来之后，我一边换衣服，一边告诉他，你知道吗，世界上最成功的搭配组合就是，
one fool, one smart ass, 将有意想不到的惊喜的outcome！
他半躺在床上，问我，outcome是什么
我说，那个fool follow smart ass就完美了
他说，那咱俩谁fool谁smart了？没有fool的组合，怎么办？
我说，我fool,你ass，
他皱着眉头说，no，you are not fool, very smart,
我说，那只好你fool了，你follow我？
他说，I am not fool, either! |
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p**2
发帖数: 613 | 5 几个人在说项目，
说完之后，说椅子不舒服。。
我说be careful of your chair
It will explosion your ass.
他们没明白，
我就把1，2个星期前，有个转椅爆炸的新闻给他们看了
然后说了一句，take care of your ass
It might be gone soon.
然后尼玛一群人笑得眼泪都出来了，
不知为什么，每次只要说到ass，老外个个都笑得仰后返的。 |
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w*********o
发帖数: 3030 | 6 I posted the following before. Looks like the EB train wreck is heading
toward that direction:
"Right now, the whole thing feels like the Dump might end up
doing the following:
1. cut legal immigration by half;
2. reset the system that will have a path for citizenship for current
DREAMERs. They would score high in terms of English proficiency, US degree
etc. The discussion about Indian eating all the quota might be irrelevant if
their path are the same
3. Use 2 to trade for the border wall."
Oh,... 阅读全帖 |
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a****5
发帖数: 10854 | 7 说来说去，最终一般总会来这么一句
留在美国就代表热爱美国？
热爱美国就代表要kiss美国政府的ass？
一口一个美国文化
一口一个别人有奴性
美国文化里有kiss政府ass的传统吗？
kiss美国政府ass不叫奴性是吧？ |
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n******o
发帖数: 525 | 8 一个随手送人劳力士+梅花表的有钱人要巴结的一个厂长，
没钱买房，抠逼索索的租了你家一间屋子，
然后随手就把几千美金的手表给了房东？
劳力士my ass
梅花表my ass
厂长my ass |
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p**********u
发帖数: 15479 | 9 再说女人。普遍的，我住的地方，年轻女人的腿真心是漂亮完美。一个是直，一个是匀
称，一个是光滑没毛，一个是肤色好看。但是再往上一看哪，国女普遍的，奶子大小还
行的，就是屁股真的都是扁平的。没办法啊，没有牛肉和牛奶，国女的屁股就像中国的
男足一样，没有办法跟世界水平比。女人的屁股翘不翘，是一个国家真正的食物营养含
量的体现。不信你们看周围那批拿64血卡的人的女儿，就是生在美国的女abc，普遍屁
股都很翘的。就是一个欧美的ass。
女人的ass是一个国家食品营养的标志，切记切记。什么舌尖上的中国，全是假的。吃
个粽子，里面就是一包饭，一个蛋黄，一小块五花肉，还有味精和酱油，能跟美国的汉
堡包比营养吗？每每摸着国女扁平的屁股，我就励志要为next generation国女去奋斗
。要让人们更富强，吃的起外国牛肉，喝的起外国牛奶，长的出欧美水准的白人款ass |
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J****n
发帖数: 937 | 10 This is a true story:
A guy (A friend of my friend) used to keep a big envelop in the car, inside
the envelop was his driver's license, registration, insurance, and a copy of
US constitution. He got pulled over once for driving without head light on
at night, when the cop walked over, he handed over the envelop and said "
This is all you need and there is a copy of US constitution in there, I know
my rights and I will not answer any of your questions". The cop didn't say
anything, walked back to... 阅读全帖 |
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y*****a
发帖数: 6993 | 11 装B：fake ass
牛B：kick ass
傻B：stupid ass
我请教了我roomie了，不会有错 |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 12 this is much better than hiking... u can immediately tell who got big boobs
or small boobs? who got big nipples or small nipples? who got big ass or
small ass? who got a flat ass or an apple bottom? who got a muffin top or
who got a flat belly!
great idea!
,
名,大家不要太兴奋,只有极其怕水的和有心脏病的才会去不了.
at 11AM, but can play in the water park till 9PM.
好好观察一下, 哦吼吼! |
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n****r
发帖数: 1568 | 13 Lots of nice ass, ass and asses. I like it. I now have the black's view of
beauty. |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 14 i really dont see myself as a extreme leftist. like most ppl in america i
am more in the middle...
and i just fucked ur ass last night. that was my last sex. thank u very
much.
p.s. ur asshole is looser than usual last night. time to order some
vibrating balls to put in ur ass to exercise those ass muscles... |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 15 I don't think her ass droops. In fact, i think her ass is the best part on
her. I bet ur ass ain't that much firmer |
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w*********o
发帖数: 3030 | 16 California shooting in elementary school. Dump ass kissers go on twitter to
celebrate with call for support for NRA. The same lot who peddle the Sandy
Hook shooting as hoax.
Too bad for the yellow dump ass kissers that the shooting maybe stemmed from
domestic violence, not terrorism, possibly not illegal immigrants or black.
Yellow dump ass kissers are the lowest of low life. If the differentiation
of asian american can somehow separate me from those low lives, I will
support that no matter wha... 阅读全帖 |
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a***a
发帖数: 549 | 17 Some people think licking ass in the States is much more enjoyable and more
tolerable than licking ass in China, or vice versa;
But there are also many people that just don't like licking ass at all,
regardless of where they are.
And when they can, they choose to express this view. There is nothing wrong
with it.
If some of you are truly the freedom warrior that you think you are, then
act like one and applaud others' exercise of free speech.
Don't be a bully that attacks with only a dirty mouth... 阅读全帖 |
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B*****g
发帖数: 34098 | 18 【 以下文字转载自 Working 讨论区 】
发信人: pkv2 (杀人者，唐斩), 信区: Working
标 题: 刚才所有人都笑趴下了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Aug 28 18:43:19 2012, 美东)
几个人在说项目，
说完之后，说椅子不舒服。。
我说be careful of your chair
It will explosion your ass.
他们没明白，
我就把1，2个星期前，有个转椅爆炸的新闻给他们看了
然后说了一句，take care of your ass
It might be gone soon.
然后尼玛一群人笑得眼泪都出来了，
不知为什么，每次只要说到ass，老外个个都笑得仰后返的。 |
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m********s
发帖数: 55301 | 19 有教养的人天天把"Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass"挂脑瓜顶上？
有教养的人天天把"Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass"挂脑瓜顶上？
有教养的人天天把"Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass"挂脑瓜顶上？ |
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s***o
发帖数: 6934 | 20 我就贴贴kidd的数据
game 1:
2/4, 5 reb, 11 ass, 5 to, 7 pts
game 2:
3/10, 2 reb, 6 ass, 4 to, 10 pts
game 3:
3/12, 4 reb, 9 ass, 4 to, 11 pts
你意思是kidd把大婶爆了？要不要我提醒一下你，前三场，司机在嫂子身上19投16中，
在湖人其他人身上38投16中？ |
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g****t
发帖数: 31659 | 21 反正Kobe也够烂的
既然kidd这么弱
我就贴贴kidd的数据
game 1:
2/4, 5 reb, 11 ass, 5 to, 7 pts
game 2:
3/10, 2 reb, 6 ass, 4 to, 10 pts
game 3:
3/12, 4 reb, 9 ass, 4 to, 11 pts
你意思是kidd把大婶爆了？要不要我提醒一下你，前三场，司机在嫂子身上19投16中，
在湖人其他人身上38投16中？ |
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g*****g
发帖数: 34805 | 22 Kobe05年之后，声望最低。球衣5名开外，NBA第三队。
我老有一次看过06年央视转播表，湖人比赛大约一个月一场。
火箭比赛几个台加起来基本覆盖。
CCTV5的主持kiss kobe ass，那不也是自己挣得，人咋不kiss
TM ass，kiss LBJ ass呀。 |
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k*****u
发帖数: 37 | 23 I see your point, Kobe has 5 rings, Lin has none,
so it looks like Kobe couldn't have his ass kicked so bad in the last game,
that's insane. am I right?.
BTW, Rings don't protect your ass in the match. who give a shit how many
ring you have? still gonna to kick your ass if i have to.
cannot get another one, which would pass Jordan's total. All said and done,
Kobe might pass Kareem's NBA all time scoring record.
you? |
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d******n
发帖数: 12850 | 24 either 28pt 3 ass or 10 pt 12 ass is excellent, but lin as 28pt and 14 ass
at the same time is just phenomenal |
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s*********h
发帖数: 6288 | 25 不知道什么时候开始的绰号。
SWAG
The most used word in the whole fucking universe. Douche bags use it, your
kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your fucking dog uses it. If you got
swag, you generally wear those shitty hats side way, and your ass hanging
out like a fucking goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass
legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a
word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy
clothes, shitty hats, small p... 阅读全帖 |
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n*****m
发帖数: 9872 | 26 GSW team has broken the NBA. I wouldn't mind the fact that they have 4
Allstars if their bench was weak, but how are you going to tell me that they
have 2 MVPs who are both currently top 5 players in the league as well as a
bench that has Livingston, Iguodala, David West, Nick Young, Jordan Bell.&#
65279;
然后，有个勇士fan发长篇，哈哈
It's broken? Is the NFL broken with the patriots too? It's a salary cap
sport. EVERY TEAM... I REPEAT... EVERY TEAM has an opportunity to sign free
agents, trade, or build with... 阅读全帖 |
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v****e
发帖数: 19471 | 27 greatness of sports? -- you bust your ass practicing. you go out there and k
ick some serious ass. you go home with money, fame and beautiful women. that
is it. no more crap about athletes being heros and higher standards in ever
y stupid aspect of life. at least, there's no such stupid expectation from m
e. Mike Tyson is a chick-beating violant criminal, so what? he is the best b
oxer. Tiger Woods thinks he is above all and is an arrogant ass, so what? he
is the best golfer. Michael Jordan is a |
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f*********n
发帖数: 11154 | 28 8. The Idiot Girlfriend.
Usually found in the company of the Punk-Ass Amateur. Typically between the
ages of 18 and 26, the Idiot Girlfriend doesn’t like the range, but wants
to ensure her boyfriend isn’t involved in any activity that doesn’t
include her. Arrives woefully unprepared for the range, with no water,
unsuitable clothing, and often no hearing protection. Will, however, have
flawless makeup. After a period not exceeding 20 minutes, will immediately
begin complaining about a) how hot it... 阅读全帖 |
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p*******r
发帖数: 180 | 29 inspiring!!
bad ass + cold ass + sorry ass (they may not admit it). i hope their little
bros didn't get a frostbite and fell off. |
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c*******r
发帖数: 13580 | 30 不是只要出现ass就算的。比如ass kicker和bad ass就是褒义 |
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p**f
发帖数: 2610 | 31 我经常教育我儿子，踢到球的过程分两步，第一步是move your ass, 第二步才是touch
the ball.
传统上，老中踢球太注重第二步的技术了，因为比较容易拿来吹牛嘛， 但其实第一步
重要多了，这个moving ass包括体能，速度和跑位的意识，跑不到位，球都碰不到，拿
球技术再好也枉然啊.
世界级球星退役也主要是因为ass动不了了，很少是因为touch不行了... |
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s******t
发帖数: 2374 | 32 另外，男人分两种，你不信去问去
一种是breast迷，
一种是ass迷
不管迷什么，漂亮的前提是全身上下比例好，腰细，有曲线。
一个胸大无比的，粗腰肥肚子女人，还是无比难看。
黑女人的ass那么大，没曲线，照样很丑。
迷breast是喜欢胸大点儿，屁股平都无所谓。
迷ass的是喜欢屁股圆翘的，胸部不汹涌也无所谓。
的女人在男人中总是大有市场的。看看身边的同学，男生叫嚷着喜欢清纯的，最终还是
逃不过浓妆艳抹的女人的诱惑。哪 |
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T***U
发帖数: 2265 | 33 都一样
老外那是独有的虚伪文化
很多老外,到中国几年,一个个都变的很ass,比当地人ass多了
因为他们发现不需要带虚伪的面具,就把ass的本性暴露出来 |
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K****N
发帖数: 10783 | 34 来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 推荐两电影 笑死我了，哈哈哈哈
The odd couples 2 和Planes, Trains & Automobiles。
Memorable quotes for
The Odd Couple II (1998)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120773/quotes
Felix Ungar: [waking up in the car] How long was I asleep?
Oscar Madison: [driving] I don't know. I didn't know you wanted me to time
it.
Share this quote
Sheriff: Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught
fire and exploded.
Oscar Madison: He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling
down a cliff.
Sheriff: Why di... 阅读全帖 |
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b***e
发帖数: 15201 | 35 Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your
asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." When Welfare
was introduced, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,
and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, the government has
stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and
mortgaged the Promised Land to China. |
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a******u
发帖数: 1016 | 36 转贴一个评论 (微剧透)
A pathetic, cheap, boring action non-movie that should put Hollywood to
shame..., 28 June 2011
Transformers: Dark of the Moon does put me in some dilemma. To call it a
movie would be gross injustice, for it is anything but, it is a sad, raucous
, empty 150 minute flick that tricks you into yawning insufferably. To call
it a bad movie would be no less an injustice, as it would give the bad
movies a bad name. So if we agree to call it Thing, I should say that it is
one terrible Thing.... 阅读全帖 |
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p***e
发帖数: 29053 | 37 你看看那个报告
有个ass hole cut车的line,然后刹车, 让车轻轻的撞到bike, 然后那个biker拿刀出来
扎车轮胎,踢人车. 车里面还有老婆和2岁的女孩. 司机唯一选择只有逃啊,不逃一样给
人打!
老美的评论都是, 靠,碾死他们这群ass hole
这种ass hole 肯定看到亚裔开好车不顺眼.......如果看到是老黑,或者红脖子,他们敢
吗? 不怕车里面有枪? |
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t******k
发帖数: 5617 | 38 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/4441240957.html
This is a dope-ass, pimped out Tokina 11-16mm f/2.8 lens. YEAH you saw that
right! 11-16mm. MOTHERFUCKER'S wide-angle. It sees more than a COCK-EYED
CHAMELEON.
If you are looking at this post than you have already read the reviews and
know this lens is P.I.M.P. DX-Nikon mount to turn your BORING ASS D7000 into
a stone-faced lady killer.
Why is this LENS SO PIMP? To quote my boy LUDA
It's big and reckless,
MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GOT A MIDGE... 阅读全帖 |
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b******n
发帖数: 2212 | 39 你这个kiss ass的顺序早就颠倒了
华人不要的30＋华女，愿意找外国人的，不要太热门
追优秀华男不要太困难，追到手不知道要踩在多少华女的尸体上
同等条件的白男追上来打都打不走
（你大帅哥一枚，这个你比我清楚，kiss你ass你也不要的中國mm，同樣帥的白人也許kiss ass都追她不到）
说一个题外的话
也是以前追过我被我拒绝的一个白人幸福地结婚，结婚以后公认做牛做马万能好老公，
我才悟出来的
这些我很犹豫说，但是说说无妨，算是自揭自短
像我这种在一个阶段自认为投身国学的人，容易搞文化歧视
搞文化歧视有两个原因，一个在浩瀚文明面前是发现自己无知，另一方面发现其他多数
人在自己的文化面前更无知
在崇拜自身文明的同时自卑，容易变成种族主义者（比如希特勒）
从中学起一直认为华厦民族的文化最有基础，其次犹太文化，剩下的文化不是没落户（
埃及罗马）就是暴发户（美国）
刚来没有的时候刚好几个美国室友比较浅薄，害得我更有盲目的文化优越感
但是我最近的教训是，人和人之间的相处分文化，分教养，分人品，不分种族
其实这个问题不应该等这麽久才想明白，青春期结束以後就不应该盲目自大了
如果中国婚姻观念就剩 |
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T***U
发帖数: 2265 | 40 你的回帖牵涉的问题比较多
我一个一个回答,从大到小
首先
文化无所谓高低,也不应该歧视 (无论西方/东方精英都理解这点)
但是种族国家利益要争高低
因为别人得了势对你的压迫必然是残酷冷血(貌似无解,人和野兽本质差别不大)
而且
歧视,文化歧视/种族歧视, 不是东方人搞出来的,而是西方人的发明
歧视的本质是心理工具,用以争夺利益的工具,很残忍的一种可以在非战争时期持续使用
的心理攻击工具
目的是:对己方的心理团结和立场统一;对敌方的心理攻击
第二
你说的白男对黄女普遍kiss ass,做奴才状
也许你身边的那拨是这样
但是,我觉得普遍而言,还是黄女kiss的更多
什么是kiss ass? 不是说看谁更主动一些
西方人本性就更主动,喜欢了就主动进攻,比东方人表达的更明显
而且,西方文化的表面功夫,好话说尽的传统,也容易造成他仿佛在kissass的假象
我认为
更要看实质和利益,不能只看表面文章
在北美
大部分的华女找白男,是条件对等,还是找比自己低的?(相对各自社会阶层)
白男和华女谈恋爱(上床)的数目/结婚的数目=? 这个数字越大,越表明实质上是华女
kiss白男的ass
结婚后, 在经 |
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z*******g
发帖数: 2429 | 41 Move your fat ass.
It doesn't matter whether his or her ass is acutally fat or not. Amercians always believe that their asses are too fat. |
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t***o
发帖数: 19256 | 42 我的习惯是kick ass
suck ass 是五毛小将们的习惯
舔你党妈的ass舔得不亦乐乎，还大叫好香 |
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d********0
发帖数: 5142 | 43 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
lebusishu (Chinaman) 于 (Mon Jan 24 17:12:46 2011, 美东) 提到:
看了很多帖，看了很多学生贴的视频，跟很多去夹道欢迎的留学生聊了天。。觉得得开
帖骂这群窝囊的学生。。。。。
第一骂是学生学者的批判精神和独立人格都让组织给虏去了。来到美国读书学习，丝毫
没有领略到那种自由思想和精神。屁颠屁颠驱车那么久去摇旗呐喊，期待见一下天朝的
皇帝，活该连个屁都没闻到。D.C.那班奴才学生，更是奴才本质尽露，有的因为接近车
队而激动的录下视频放到网上摆谱。。。。广大民众其实都有权去拜见国家领袖，可是
别人去朝拜都可以理解，就是不能理解为什么那么多受到高等教育的知识分子，有组织
有纪律的去朝拜一个独裁政府的首脑。。。台湾的一些教授，在07年连战来的时候，鸟
都不鸟他。倒是那么一群大陆的老师学生，在那里热乎，还有大陆学者从迈阿密飞过来
专门朝拜。。莫名其妙。。。跟台湾那些教授谈论的时候，他们几乎都是这么一个意思
：“咱们搞学术的，应该独立于政治之外，否则在学术界不被人... 阅读全帖 |
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e******o
发帖数: 757 | 44 Yes, I know I spelled "cock" wrong....twice... sshhh!
Lyrics:
It starts off like a thousand other songs that youve heard before.
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.
So you try to change the station but its playing on every one.
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron.
You assume that the general public is not that stupid.
Youre positive that nobody will want to listen to this.
But you are wrong
They want a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*... 阅读全帖 |
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y*****y
发帖数: 1208 | 45 top secret my ass! is this national security case? NO. fvcking release all
the documents to general public immediately!
Tsinghua as a prestigious university - shame on you! almost 20 years, only
thing the fvcking school has done is to cover its ass. the school has no
interest in truth, which reminds me Harvard's motto is Veritas (Latin for "
Truth"). Tsinghua's must be "Cover Ass" (someone please tell me how to say
it in Latin!)
To whoever did this and has remained free since 1995, it's time f... 阅读全帖 |
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t******n
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AnyMoreLeft (11111111.....) 于 (Thu Sep 19 23:39:23 2013, 美东) 提到:
要讲得有气势
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Acartia (深水鱼) 于 (Fri Sep 20 01:35:13 2013, 美东) 提到:
这话本身就没啥气势
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mlong (思妩妹) 于 (Fri Sep 20 09:49:32 2013, 美东) 提到:
fk me, or I fk u!
a weaker one:
you don't wanna fk? then I fk another one!
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miragedeva (虽不明但觉厉) 于 (Fri Sep 20 10:05:11 2013, 美东) 提到:
这个处翻译... 阅读全帖 |
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