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I******a
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - Joe Wong is a really smart ass
哟,土鳖竟然自创英语了?
Well, by golly, then you are such a smart ass!
z*********a
发帖数: 285
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - Joe Wong is a really smart ass
造句: Everybody acts as smart ass.
w******e
发帖数: 953
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 方舟子就一舔TG---PY的ASS-hole.
方舟子就一舔TG---PY的ASS-hole.
m****n
发帖数: 2754
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 方舟子就一舔TG---PY的ASS-hole.
aspec 就是舔美国人PY的ASS-hole
p******e
发帖数: 897
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对SAMRT-ASS 而言,一个钱字是一个多好的主题啊
S*********g
发帖数: 24893
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啥意思?
她会不会是说fat ass我听错了?
s**a
发帖数: 8648
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来自主题: WebRadio版 - Kick-ass
Whose ass are you kicking then?
H*********r
发帖数: 659
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来自主题: Joke版 - 奔ASS (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Anhui 讨论区 】
发信人: talkdirty (Good Eugene), 信区: Anhui
标 题: 奔ASS
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jul 29 13:57:27 2009, 美东)
t*******y
发帖数: 11968
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Fuck Love Up The Ass!
v*****s
发帖数: 20290
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来自主题: Joke版 - Ass 也是驴子的意思?
2002年11月23日,火箭客场90-103输给小牛的比赛里,姚明上场33分钟,12投10中
轰下30分16个篮板,巴克利 再次目睹了姚明的个人秀,他被姚明的表现征服。半场休
息的时候, 巴克利打算偿还他的赌债,但是肯尼-史密斯 不愿意当众路出自己的屁股
,于是在文字上做文章(在英文了,ass不仅仅有屁股的意思,还有毛驴的意思),花
了500美金租了一头公驴,牵进了直播室。巴克利言出必果,在观众面前表演了NBA有史
以来最滑稽的一幕:亲吻 驴屁股。经次教训之后,巴克利也逐渐从姚黑,变成了姚蜜。
l****t
发帖数: 36289
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来自主题: Joke版 - Ass 也是驴子的意思?
ass-kissing bitch?
R***a
发帖数: 41892
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来自主题: Joke版 - Ass 也是驴子的意思?
ass是很干净的,asshole才脏
k**l
发帖数: 2966
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乱,没看明白为啥叫
“This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass”?
z*********e
发帖数: 10149
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来自主题: Joke版 - Smart ass
这是ass中的智者,你随便挑俩smartphone都一样的
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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来自主题: Joke版 - Smart ass
ass 是不是总是成对出现的?鸡无双至,驴不单行。
z*********e
发帖数: 10149
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来自主题: Joke版 - Smart ass
I'm a lonely, dumb ass myself
Y*Y
发帖数: 694
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来自主题: Translation版 - what is "kicking ass" mean?
yes, here the phrase "ass-kicking" definitely means "impressive" or
something like that.
and you understanding of the phrase is perfect.

performance!
j****c
发帖数: 19908
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来自主题: NJU版 - school of ass 成立大会
天文与空间科学学院, School of Astronomy and Space Science, 简称 school of
ASS,成立大会
那个签到和揭牌的白发老人不知道大家能不能认出是谁
j****c
发帖数: 19908
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来自主题: NJU版 - school of ass 成立大会
天文与空间科学学院, School of Astronomy and Space Science, 简称 school of
ASS,成立大会
那个签到和揭牌的白发老人不知道大家能不能认出是谁
i*********5
发帖数: 19210
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来自主题: Tri版 - 芳版kicked my ass (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Running 讨论区 】
发信人: ironman2015 (1/2 ironman), 信区: Running
标 题: 芳版kicked my ass
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun May 6 11:46:15 2012, 美东)
3:26
ChrisZhu 3:41
I finished 2 seconds ahead of Jekky, but I started earlier.
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb - 中文网站浏览器
z*******n
发帖数: 1034
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Posted May 28, 2014 by Jordan Crook (@jordanrcrook)
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Confirmed: Snapchat’s Evan Spiegel Is Kind Of An Ass
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I’ve known Evan Spiegel, Snapchat CEO and co-founder, for a while now. We
have had more than half a dozen in-person conversations, far more phone
calls, and even shared twenty minutes together on stage at Disrupt SF. And
try as I might, I’ve had a hard time liking him. Now, after reading emails
sent by Evan Spiegel during his undergrad ... 阅读全帖
d********f
发帖数: 43471
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【 以下文字转载自 Soccer 讨论区 】
发信人: daemonself (mit行为艺术专业博士后导师), 信区: Soccer
标 题: ass佩里尼新罪行浮出水面
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 2 12:58:45 2011, 美东)
马特拉齐的离开给今夏的国际米兰带来了一丝伤感的气氛,他向记者透露这并非是他的
本意。马特拉齐说:“当时我和球队还有一年的合同,而我的家人也向继续留在米兰,
所以事情在当时看上去很清楚,我将继续为球队效力。但是就在今年夏天,俱乐部做出
了一些决定,我不得不离开。显然有些人虽然做出了决定,但却没有勇气将他的决定告
诉我,我不是指主席先生,他和我没有什么不能说的,这个为蓝黑色奉献了这么多年的
老人拥有我最大的尊敬,我从他身上获得了许多。不过我认为在为球队效力这些年之后
,我多少还是做出了些贡献的。其实这件事完全可以以更好的方式结束,只要大家把事
情说清楚就可以了,然后我能够再次回到梅阿查,聆听球迷们从看台上传来的为我送行
的欢呼声,我觉得有这些一切就都值了。”
“是莱昂纳多还是加斯佩里尼的决定?”马特拉齐接着说:“这需要向球队的... 阅读全帖
C******g
发帖数: 2930
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来自主题: _Playstation3版 - Kick-Ass coming to PSN on April 29 for $15
The bewildering movie-to-game adaptation of Kick-Ass has been re-dated and
priced. Now scheduled for a worldwide April 29 release, the beat-'em-up will
cost $14.99 on PSN
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Link:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Kick-Ass - Widescreen Dubbed Subtitle AC3 - Blu-ray Disc/1067587.p?skuId=1067587&productCategoryId=cat02017&id=2123362
May be pricing error, who knows. I ordered for ISPU anyways.
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Amazon price matched Best Buy, nice!! No silly taxes now...
Link:
http://www.amazon.com/Kick-Ass-Three-Disc-Blu-ray-Combo-Digital/dp/B002ZG9846/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1288585896&sr=8-1
John89 was the one that noticed the price match and mentioned it in the Best
Buy thread, so I'm just passing on the news to the masses. Please send any
reps to John89, .
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Best Buy
Kick-Ass (Blu-ray)
= $10 with free shipping
Below appears to be doorbusters:
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - Widescreen Dubbed Subtitle - Blu-ray Disc/1182023.p?id=2138040&skuId=1182023&st=Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time&lp=1&cp=1
$10
Saving Private Ryan (Sapphire Series):
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Saving Private Ryan - Widescreen Dubbed Subtitle AC3 - Blu-ray Disc/9994891.p?id=29090&skuId=9994891&st=Saving Pri... 阅读全帖
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Link:
http://www.amazon.com/Kick-Ass-Three-Disc-Blu-ray-Combo-Digital/dp/B002ZG9846/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1290892049&sr=8-1
Was $12.99, now $9.99
Free shipping at $25 or with Prime.
Plus a $5 video on demand credit
Get $5 worth of eligible movies and TV shows from Amazon Video On Demand
after you order your item. Limited to one promotional credit per customer.
Here's how (restrictions apply):
http://www.amazon.com/gp/promotions/details/popup/AMNHAE157K7N5
g******y
发帖数: 2517
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Smart Ass,半价
http://amzn.to/slAwuL
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Kick-Ass (Three-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy) (2010) $11.99 + FS
Amazon
Link:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002ZG9846/ref=ox_sc_act_title
Forgive me if you did not like this movie.
K****D
发帖数: 30533
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来自主题: _FilmStudies版 - Kick Ass looks fine
//blush, among those I only watched Alice and didn't like it much.
Burton's movies are always so "small scale" as he couldn't handle
large scenes well.
I'll definitely watch Dragon as well as Shrek. Both of them seem
to have OK review. I might watch Wimpy Kid. Not sure about the
other two...
//sigh, with a toddler at home, the last movie I watched in theater
was still Avatar...

Ass
Kid
l******d
发帖数: 5255
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来自主题: _FilmStudies版 - Kick Ass looks fine
alice in wonderland 个人觉得很无聊。tim borton江郎才尽。

Ass
Kid
g*******a
发帖数: 1383
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来自主题: _FilmArts版 - ring my ass...
that fat ass piece of shit got more than enough
piss me off
a*******i
发帖数: 11664
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来自主题: _FantaSoccer版 - Kick-Ass不错
【 以下文字转载自 Movie 讨论区 】
发信人: vankie (似水流年|上网就是为了淡B), 信区: Movie
标 题: Kick-Ass不错
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Apr 19 13:39:44 2010, 美东)
无脑血腥。小女孩儿满嘴脏话很来劲,"I'm just fukcing with you, daddy"... lol
I*y
发帖数: 1024
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how do you like it? you stupid homophobic piece of shit
how do you like it? you stupid homophobic piece of shit
how do you like it? you stupid homophobic piece of shit
how do you like it? you stupid homophobic piece of shit
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J*****3
发帖数: 4298
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 千年谎言,至今还在杀人!!!
你们的逻辑和这个有区别吗
http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php
Kissing Hank's Ass
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found
a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I
want to kiss His ass?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you
don't, He'll ... 阅读全帖
J*****3
发帖数: 4298
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 基督教力量太强大了。。。
当我的粉丝吧,拜HELLO KITTY 为神,不拜也没关系,不用kissing....
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found
a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I
want to kiss His ass?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you
don't, He'll kick the shit out of yo... 阅读全帖
J*****3
发帖数: 4298
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信神的FAITH和这个有什么不同
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found
a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I
want to kiss His ass?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you
don't, He'll kick the shit out of you."
Me: "What? Is this so... 阅读全帖
J*****3
发帖数: 4298
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信神的FAITH和这个有什么不同
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found
a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I
want to kiss His ass?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you
don't, He'll kick the shit out of you."
Me: "What? Is this so... 阅读全帖
u********e
发帖数: 4950
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mikeandlily (mike) 于 (Wed Apr 20 20:39:39 2011, 美东) 提到:
1、听说911之后在国内的人不允许有美国银行账户,是这样么?我要把银行账户全都
close么?
2、信用卡要不要close,如果不用,能在国内消费么?
3、我以后肯定要从etrade往国内账户转钱,但是大家有时说可能被irs认为是洗钱,什
么情况下会被这么认为?
4、正在买东西,那些东西不能被带?
暂时就这些,谢谢。
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zijing (紫晶) 于 (Wed Apr 20 20:43:59 2011, 美东) 提到:
你也要海归了?花满兄弟不是也最近要归了吗?这版上海归的真多。从前的坏公司还有
HOBO。
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superdmv (你想咋的) 于 (Wed Apr 20 20:44:21 2011, 美东) 提到:
彻底... 阅读全帖
f*****g
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - Rounders 2
Rounders Script

[Man Narrating] Listen, here's the thing.
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the
table,
then you are the sucker.
Guys around here'll tell ya... you play for a living.
It's like any other job. You don't gamble. You grind it out.
Your goal is to win one big bet an hour, that's it.
Get your money in when you have the best of it, and protect it
when you don't.
... 阅读全帖
b******a
发帖数: 12216
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cartman (fat ass) 于 (Mon Dec 27 18:15:32 2010, 美东) 提到:
小猫太粘人了,不停在身边蹭,就是我现在发个帖子,它也要在键盘上跳来跳去,吃饭
的时候就只好把它给锁到洗手间了!
大家怎么处理这种情况?
而且每次摸它的头和脖子,感觉它很爽,发出呜呜的声音,但是喜欢把屁股对着我,这
是要传递什么意思?
还有,为了不让小猫将来肥胖,现在开始限制它的食物,好像按照猫粮的说明,小猫非
常饥饿的样子,看到我就是要吃的,
一副饿死鬼的样子,难道缠住我就是为了吃的? 但是喂饱了也缠人啊,怎么办!
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isimifi (ginger) 于 (Mon Dec 27 18:19:26 2010, 美东) 提到:
bso
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cgzb (树之裸体) 于 (Mon Dec 27 18:30:26 2010, 美东... 阅读全帖
b*********s
发帖数: 823
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来自主题: Military版 - escort 术语大全 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: alex100 (alex100), 信区: Sex
标 题: escort 术语大全
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 2 21:43:34 2014, 美东)
AAMP Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment
instead of a commercial storefront.
AAMP Asian-American Massage Parlor. This is the politically correct acronym.
AFF Adult Friend Finder (a popular USA dating website)
AFF Asian Friend Finder (a popular Asian dating website)
Agency A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group
of providers.
... 阅读全帖
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