s*x
发帖数: 8041 | 1 a positron came in for a beer, the bartender turned around and asked the
neutron: I thought I heard someone asking for a beer, hmmm, where's that
electron? he forgot to take his $100 bill...
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v*****s
发帖数: 20290 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: lczlcz (lcz), 信区: USANews
标 题: 看看美国哪些行业的人偏左, 哪些偏右
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jun 11 18:46:11 2015, 美东)
Chart: The most liberal and conservative jobs in America
By Ana Swanson June 3
You can probably guess that environmentalists and yoga instructors are more
likely to be Democrats -- and oil workers to be Republicans. But what about
flight attendants, talk show hosts, and neurosurgeons?
Verdant Labs, which makes a baby names app, recently published an extensive
chart on the... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 3 A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender
says, "for you? no charge."
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One says "shit, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive"
Physics quote of the day: Anything that doesn't matter has no mass.
According to Einstein's Theory of Relatives, the probability of in-laws
visiting you is directly proportional to how much you feel like being left
alone.
There is a sign in Munich that reads, "Heisenberg might have sle... 阅读全帖 |
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y********k
发帖数: 677 | 4 Tara and Max (her hubby) went to a bar one nite and met Pammy (the bartender
) for the first time. Later that night, Tara transformed to Buck (one of her
alter personalities) and went back for Pammy. |
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o**x
发帖数: 901 | 5 反正您老人家闲着也是闲着。
I will be there volunteering as a bartender. I will serve you as many drinks
as you like. |
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y*e
发帖数: 9799 | 6 干活累也没什么，但要是遭非专业人士批评就比较扯不清楚了。。。
以后去酒吧一定要多给小费。。。bartender挺不容易的，看着别人喝，自己只能喝白
水。。。后来我偷偷的边倒边自己喝。。。结果有点晕乎了。。。明天再来发包子吧。
。。 |
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s*********9
发帖数: 107 | 7 如果点这三种JustHang Special Drinks的话，请跟bartenders这样说：
我要豌豆 - JustHang P
我要茶 - JustHang T
我要豌豆茶 - JustHang H
因为酒吧太吵,所以我们这样设计了台词.
欢迎豌豆们点茶,茶点豌豆,豌豆茶点豌豆茶. |
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l**h
发帖数: 8270 | 8 让我想想我有什么诱惑哦，好像对长得漂亮穿得性感的BARTENDER容易多看几眼，又觉
得人家也在盯着你看，再加上酒吧里昏暗的灯光，哎呀，最容易产生YY的地方 |
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T*********n
发帖数: 1361 | 9 re
女人就是很场面啊
。。。。
又喝大了。。。高富美走的早啊。。听着一群直男讨论bartender那个乳沟，姐表示无
感。。。 |
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v******y
发帖数: 4134 | 10 【 以下文字转载自 Singapore 讨论区 】
发信人: vivocity (做好事说好话存好心), 信区: Singapore
标 题: Raffles Hotel ---- Second Virgin
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Aug 16 22:32:43 2011, 美东)
这几天在看一个半年前出的日剧，叫第二处女，里面有很多外景是在新加坡拍的。一开
始第一幕就是女主角在新加坡街头过马路，顿时很有感觉，便开始追看下去了。
整个故事便是都市事业型男女相爱出轨之类的老套剧情，新意在于女的比男的大，而且
作为背景的诸多配角也有类似搭配（女主角的儿子，女主角的恩师老女作家，无一例外
的是这种情况）
我想说的是另一副美丽的新加坡画面。是中间的第二集还是第三集。男主角猛追女主角
的时候，女的因为自己年龄太大而逃避。但是事有凑巧，他们都同时出差来到了新加坡
，而且住进同一个HOTEL----而且居然是我们大名鼎鼎的来福士。
说起来，在剧中，女主角走在那条安静的走廊上，走廊之外是芭蕉树，走廊之内是客房
，当时便觉得似曾相识---不敢确定是因为剧中当时的环境好安静，而我每次走... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****y
发帖数: 99 | 11 Ingredients
========
8 oz Club soda (or 7-Up)
1 oz Grenadine syrup
1 slice Orange
1 red Maraschino cherry
Procedure
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Mix soda and grenadine syrup. Serve in tall glass with straw, garnished with
orange and maraschino. If desired decorate with a little paper parasol
This sweet, pink, non-alcoholic cocktail was invented in the late 1930's by
the bartender at Chasen's Restaurant in Hollywood, for the curly-topped star |
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e****9
发帖数: 43 | 12 My dog walker tradgically died yesterday in a car accident. He is more than
someone who we just paid to walk our dog, Suey. He was Suey's best friend
and someone we've come to know to be a nice man and good person. We don't
know much about him personally, only pieces through some of our
conversations.
- He bartending at night from 4pm to midnight on Fridays;
- He was getting married this October in Mexico;
- He had a brother who would cover him when he couldn't come to walk Suey
and his brother |
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T******e
发帖数: 18290 | 13 这些女的要么和bartender上床，要么有机会和明星上床，这样就好理解了 |
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m****8
发帖数: 627 | 14 A man with an alligator went into a bar and asked the bartender : " Do you
serve lawyers here?"
"Yes"
"Good, I will have a beer and my gator will have a lawyer."
Two tigers were prowling through the jungle.
The male kept licking the female's a$$.
"I wish you would stop that" she growled.
"Sorry," the male replied, "but I just ate a lawyer and I am trying to get the taste out of my mouth." |
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A*****t
发帖数: 1594 | 15 就是，我正想“反思”呢，都不知道从什么地方反思。bartender 也不是那么好申请的
，lz不信就试试。 |
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k**t
发帖数: 1968 | 16 我把帖改得详细一点了.
我同意,bartender很难申请,我还给你引深一下,连waiter 也不是那么容易申请的.但这
些职业不能和工程师,教授相比. |
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A*****t
发帖数: 1594 | 17 教主言之有理。 明明楼主该反思。不过我从来没觉得不可思议。 就像sex & city,律师嫁了那个bartender,很正常啊。 |
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k**t
发帖数: 1968 | 18 Thank you for the information. But a waiter is not a bartender. |
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A*****t
发帖数: 1594 | 19 有啥区别？ 展开说说 ？好像bartender更正式一些。 |
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M**A
发帖数: 524 | 21 应征， 条件如下：
性别: 男
出生年份: 1967
所在地(至少明确state): Upper West side, NYC
职业情况(学生还是工作): Bartender
简单的物理参数(身高/体重): 186cm/200 lbs
联系方式(email/IM/站内): 站内 |
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r*****d
发帖数: 1924 | 22 我年轻的时候比较好奇，因此也被男妓兜售过生意。。。。。。
你这是在故意浪费他人的工作时间，哈哈哈哈
要说我原先住的地方有个bar,菜单看着不错。可惜进去的绝大多数都是男的，
bartender也
全是男的，我就从来没敢进去。 |
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v******y
发帖数: 4134 | 23 【 以下文字转载自 Singapore 讨论区 】
发信人: vivocity (做好事说好话存好心), 信区: Singapore
标 题: Raffles Hotel ---- Second Virgin
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Aug 16 22:32:43 2011, 美东)
这几天在看一个半年前出的日剧，叫第二处女，里面有很多外景是在新加坡拍的。一开
始第一幕就是女主角在新加坡街头过马路，顿时很有感觉，便开始追看下去了。
整个故事便是都市事业型男女相爱出轨之类的老套剧情，新意在于女的比男的大，而且
作为背景的诸多配角也有类似搭配（女主角的儿子，女主角的恩师老女作家，无一例外
的是这种情况）
我想说的是另一副美丽的新加坡画面。是中间的第二集还是第三集。男主角猛追女主角
的时候，女的因为自己年龄太大而逃避。但是事有凑巧，他们都同时出差来到了新加坡
，而且住进同一个HOTEL----而且居然是我们大名鼎鼎的来福士。
说起来，在剧中，女主角走在那条安静的走廊上，走廊之外是芭蕉树，走廊之内是客房
，当时便觉得似曾相识---不敢确定是因为剧中当时的环境好安静，而我每次走... 阅读全帖 |
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j**********t
发帖数: 3480 | 24 想买$250两周的那种课，大家觉得靠谱么？我不懂酒所以想学一学。 |
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