x****6
发帖数: 4339 | 1 Blonde属于品尝白牛的入门之首选；高级玩家不再留恋
: Eva green 甩你上面这个不止一条街。正如楼上所说，你这种blonde让人一目了
然。
: Eva 确实风情万种，令人回味。品味高下立见
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发帖数: 38600 | 2 One day this guy comes to work at a sex toy shop. His boss leaves for the
day and puts him in charge of the shop.
About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your
black dildos?"
The guy says "30 bucks"
"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady.
Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white"
So she takes the black one and leaves.
A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your
white dildos?"
The man responds ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2274 | 3 这是golden blonde，不是platinum blonde |
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发帖数: 1 | 4 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: dragonfly (小蜻蜓), 信区: USANews
标 题: Florida shooting suspect到底是不是Democrat？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 18 22:08:15 2018, 美东)
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/sns-bc-not-real-news-school-shooting-florida-20180216-story.html
为什么新闻里说他是Democrat，但不是registered voter？
While some on social media have been spreading claims that Cruz is a
registered Democrat, a search of the Florida voter database with his
birthdate, September 24, 1998, shows that he is not a registered voter.
西裔血统... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 5 周围的女同事，一个来自俄罗斯，一个来自波兰，还有一个纽约的blonde，都选择了嫁
给印度人，而且都是瑜伽印度文化的爱好者。
感觉印度文化在白人女性（而且是那种比较富裕教育背景好的）中最近变得非常流行，
瑜伽，素食，印度神话，甚至chai tea。周围很多白人女同事和同学去过印度，或者打
算去也印度。金发女配印度/巴基斯坦小哥组合开始变得越来越常见。
但东亚文化的受众则停留在男性中（很遗憾），而且是宅男。之前在大学去过一次东亚
文化课，清一色的亚洲男和个别白人宅男，但印度神话课则是超过50%的女性，而且很
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P**T
发帖数: 2274 | 10 国内很多人都这样染，但哥还是觉得黑发更适合咱们东亚人 |
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发帖数: 3195 | 11 人种差异不能不承认，白人吃鸡蛋，坚果过敏的比例远远比黄种人高。
体质差异也体现在外观上，不是一个人种，不能东施效颦，邯郸学步。
黄种人一个是染发，一个是留胡须，都没有白种人的效果。
看国内所谓的文化人，专门在正式场合，比如颁奖典礼，婚礼照相上动辄胡子拉碴，以
显示气质与众不同。实际给人感觉脏兮兮的，且做作。 |
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发帖数: 1 | 13 现在年轻人都纵欲过度，肾气不足
头发不够黑亮，都是看着很干瘪枯黄的 |
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P**T
发帖数: 2274 | 14 吃菜至少也要放一点素油，一点油都不放也容易导致头发干枯 |
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P**T
发帖数: 2274 | 15 真金发和假金发能够区分
大多数棕发蓝眼的白人一般不染发 |
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P**T
发帖数: 2274 | 17 灰黄色的头发，感觉比较土
小黄人还是别染发了，越染越土 |
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D**S
发帖数: 24887 | 18 我也差不多，DD的咖啡香味适中，星巴克的太苦/糊，除非是特地点blonde/veranda款
得。
其实你看星巴克给自己饮品命名的那种思路，就知道丫是装B典范。比如说blonde。能
把一种咖啡口味和某类白人发色如此赤裸裸关联起来得，不是不打自招么？ |
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发帖数: 632 | 19 如果不在乎女方是不是处女，其实很多30多的BLONDE和BRUNETTE的单身条件很好，而且
要求反而没类似的国女高，性感相对也好。但要求国男起码个子高长相还可以。如果国
女情史复杂，也30多，其实没啥优势。国男好的不是找年轻的，就是找同年或稍微年轻
的BLONDE和BRUNETTE去了。 |
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s******r
发帖数: 5309 | 20 一直对美国文化中嘲笑金发碧眼智商低的joke感觉不解。
最近看狐狸台恍然大悟，blonde中至少有一个低智商的亚种。
How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper. |
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发帖数: 1 | 21 你个廊庑，可以学reverse Elon Musk，叫白牛染发戴美瞳，丫前妻不是blonde，被命
令染发，满足丫操blonde的兽欲 |
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k******1
发帖数: 1393 | 22 blonde cheerleader绝非良配，就跟橄榄球队员一样，有点头脑的人都不会找他们。你
为什么会觉得只有找blonde cheerleader才算成功？ |
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发帖数: 1 | 23 扯蛋先生，你想反驳哪一点？中国文化中有白代表美，黑代表丑的现象，我甚至怀疑所
有文化中都有，blonde在白人里也很popular。这也不是自恨，不然用化妆品的都是在
改变自己，自恨了。但白，甚至漂亮本身不是优秀的全部。如果是一个slut，或许广告
可以，大部分人不会娶。当然，你可能是异类，做广告就是你要娶的唯一标准。
[在 greemint (看门尼) 的大作中提到：]
:扯淡
:化妆品广告全是blonde
:连国内也是能用二毛子模特就不用中国人 |
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发帖数: 1 | 24 出来，差点和新来的dyed blonde撞个满怀，骚货穿着红色半高靴＋牛仔裤，很发刻薄
，居然只冷冰冰对哥说了声excuse me（其实是excuse you，其实哥连个伊的a奶都没蹭
到)。
上楼后，新来的小留正好从电梯里出来，发现哥从楼道出来，媚媚的转过身对哥说"好
啊油？“ 哥还在生dyed blonde的气呢，用异常mann（双n，表示程度）的口气回答"古
德，浩阿又？“ |
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a*****8
发帖数: 2957 | 25 贱货华为，为了讨好全世界白爹，又拍了一部憋国女人外嫁白男的宣传片，下一步估计
是为孟晚舟习明泽外F做铺垫。有本事别投降献女人啊
华为那么厉害牛插，为什么不把白男换成blonde白女，把憋女换成憋男？让blonde白妞
给厉害蝈父母跪下磕头？你彘人几千年的和亲思想根深蒂固啊
撅起了，您的支 |
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l**n
发帖数: 648 | 26 索男就是太过注重口音标准化，以为口音越靠近美帝，越能得到主流认可
在白大人眼里，各种有色猴子是应该有点口音的
ABC个个土生土长，无口音，思维也很接近老美，别说blond，要不是有小刘愿意以逼换
绿卡，应该已经绝种了
相反，欧洲来的白人，特别一口发国口音，美帝没见过世面的blond牛，一听就湿了。。 |
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F**Y
发帖数: 437 | 27 苏拉也是黄发，后来被政敌攻击是他爹和日耳曼女奴的私生子。那时Blonde可不是好词
。当然现在美国也不是，关于Blond的stereotype很多。 |
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Z**R
发帖数: 1233 | 28 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: ZZGR (闲逛), 信区: Military
标 题: [BBC]挪威恐袭凶手profile
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Jul 23 07:24:58 2011, 美东)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14259989
Describes himself as a Christian and conservative on Facebook page
attributed to him
Grew up in Oslo and attended Oslo School of Management
Set up farm through which he would have had access to fertiliser - which
can also be used to make a bomb
Anders Behring Breivik, the 32-year-old suspect in Friday's attacks in... 阅读全帖 |
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c****e
发帖数: 9482 | 29 1. TGIF vs SHIT
a man met a blond in the elevator.
he greeted her: "T-G-I-F"
but got the reply: "S-H-I-T"
he was startled, but repeated "T-G-I-F"
again the reply was "S-H-I-T"
he was frustrated and said: "T-G-I-F, I mean Thanks God It's Friday"
the blond looked at him saying: "S-H-I-T, I mean Sorry Honey It's Thursday
2. 女人就像是一列火车。她们基本都是在……………逛…………吃…………逛………
…吃…………逛…………吃…………时不时的还555555555.....
3. 某国内游戏公司招了个日本人当主管，上班第一天就对下属说：“我是个加班狂，
希望大家配合我。”一个月之后他回日本了，最后一句话是：“你们这样加班是不人道
的。”
4. 今天领儿子去动物园玩，不知道1岁半的... 阅读全帖 |
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B*V
发帖数: 3365 | 30 作者不祥。
什么样的妞算洋妞？白妞当然算洋妞，黑妞算不算？东洋妞日本人算不算？本文所要讨
论的洋妞主要是跟咱中国汉族东亚人种有着显着区别的女人 --- 白妞，黑妞和红妞(印
第安人)。
肤色：很多人一提到白妞就只是想到她们皮肤白而已，但是白妞岂是一个白字了得
。我们平常所说的白人在人种学上称之为高加索人，其实并不是说他们起源于高加索地
区，而是高加索山脉是亚洲和欧洲的分界线，高加索人主要分布在高加索山脉以西的欧
洲。白人总的来说是要比其他人种在肤色上显得白，这是因为他们皮肤里的黑色素较少
的缘故。但白人也不是全都那么白的 --- 肤色最浅的是北欧人，最深的是阿拉伯人，
如果我们不把阿拉伯人算作白人的话，肤色最深的是南欧人，即意大利，西班牙和希腊
，因为南欧阳光充足，晒着晒着肤色就变深了。在我身边工作的意大利人大概有四分之
一其肤色跟我一样，而我是南方人(很南的那个)，肤色在中国人里头算比较深的。很多
北方国妞她们的肤色其实比南欧的白妞还要白，如果把国妞的大腿和白妞的大腿放一起
，很难分得出谁是谁。但是白人的脸却比咱们的脸要红，这是因为他们没什么黑色素，
而我们的脸就因黑色素而显得黄。白... 阅读全帖 |
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O*****g
发帖数: 1257 | 31 In general, I think Tea Party goers have better slogans. And that '9/11 =
controlled demolition' is just heartless.
As for blonds, have you heard about that joke about blond in a casino?
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 32 President Obama asked a blonde, a brunette and a redhead how much it would
cost for them to have sex with him.
The redhead said $200, the blonde said $100 and the brunette replied: "mr
president if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low
as my wages, get ur dick as hard as the times we are living in now and keep
it rising like gas prices and screw me the way you have the retirees, it
wont cost you a fuckin cent!" |
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C*******r
发帖数: 10345 | 33 说blonde dumb绝对是酸葡萄，俺认识的blonde，一点都不dumb。
到时俺们华人的俗话“丑女多作怪",觉得是真理。 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 34 Bradley Manning Betrayed His Country Because He Had Gender Identity Issues
or Something »
by Jammie
Joining the Army probably isn’t the right career path if you like to play
dress-up. Just saying.
The blonde in lipstick and makeup is a Wiki-leaking national security
risk.
The Army yesterday released a photo that wig-wearing Pfc. Bradley
Manning sent to a master sergeant to explain sexual-identity issues that his
lawyers say led him to betray his country.
Manning pleaded for leni... 阅读全帖 |
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p**f
发帖数: 3549 | 35 SB.
1) New Englanders are mostly Irish, Italian, a few English, few German.
Their hair color is brown instead of blond. Most blond live in Midwest, such
as MN, WI.
2) New Englanders don't greet each other on the street. You stayed there for
3 days, and received a lot of greetings already? You must have stayed in
the restaurants all days long. You paid for their smiling faces. |
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发帖数: 1 | 36 那选总统难道还是blonde 奥巴马了？
那完全就是blonde 默多克和邓文迪了 |
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发帖数: 1 | 37 那选总统难道还是blonde 奥巴马了？
那完全就是blonde 默多克和邓文迪了 |
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c*******e
发帖数: 5818 | 38 有些道理，另一个叫 kristen 曾dating weiner 接受cnn 采访时说 被叫 blonde，所
以是 性骚扰，而且她的确是blonde。
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 39 One day this guy comes to work at a sex toy shop. His boss leaves for the
day and puts him in charge of the shop.
About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your
black dildos?"
The guy says "30 bucks"
"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady.
Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white"
So she takes the black one and leaves.
A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your
white dildos?"
The man responds ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 40 http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/sns-bc-not-real-news-school-shooting-florida-20180216-story.html
为什么新闻里说他是Democrat，但不是registered voter？
While some on social media have been spreading claims that Cruz is a
registered Democrat, a search of the Florida voter database with his
birthdate, September 24, 1998, shows that he is not a registered voter.
西裔血统，父母双亡（死因不详）
Alicia Blonde told MSNBC that Cruz was her student and that he “often wore
his JROTC uniform, but was an undisciplined student, Blonde sa... 阅读全帖 |
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r****m
发帖数: 1264 | 41 A blonde beauty tried to sell her old car. She was having a
lot of problems selling
it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with
at a salon.
The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the
car easier to
sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can
sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend
of mine. He
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c**l
发帖数: 324 | 42 A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde
police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror
and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were
a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
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q**d
发帖数: 1470 | 43 早上8：30左右， 我开着爱车在自家TOWN的商业区路段正常行驶。
正处上班高峰时期，路上有不少的车及行人。
这是一条双向单车道的路段， 在快接近一条最BUSY的大道的路口时，发现右侧紧贴路
口的路沿处停着一辆灰色Volvo Sedan与一辆Ford警车。一个矮壮体型的光头西裔警察
手中拿着ticket，正站在Volvo车窗外与司机谈话。
于是我提高了警惕，欲减速通过，期间绿灯由黄变红，我便在stopline前停了下来。
灰色Volvo此时就在我右侧后方半个车位的位置。 我看到Volvo的司机是一非裔男，情
绪激动地在和警察争论什么，由于我关着窗，听不太清他们争论的内容。
之后警察和司机结束了谈话，回到了警车上。 接着Volvo亮起了左转灯欲pull回路上。
而警车依旧停在那里没有动静。
此时我车前过马路的行人很多，有上班族、也有很多学生。
红灯变回了绿灯，我刚打算松Brake，却发现右边慢悠悠走来一个白男刚进入了
crossroad、打算从我车前闯红灯过马路。 照平时我一般是不会yield闯红灯的行人的
， 但此时身后有辆警车， 又想到了NJ的“MOTORISTS in New Je... 阅读全帖 |
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g*****y
发帖数: 55 | 44 Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other,"Boy,
business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my
fucking ass!"
Too late - he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away.
Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem ... If I
don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!" |
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D***n
发帖数: 6804 | 45 Cadillac 设计很漂亮。
Escalade ESV是白人大妈们的高级MINI-VAN，90%以上blonde妈带几个blonde姑娘。 |
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A*******f
发帖数: 63 | 46 任何豪华车，我都不会买base。上下都够不着，没占着什么便宜，也没有享受到。所以
起步价对我没有任何意义。
我拼凑了一下我喜欢的XC90配制，最后应该是$66.1k。我大概按类似配置去build MDX。
好像$60.8k。差额$5300。XC90好像比MDX 多了空气悬挂，玻璃窗上的显示，大天窗，
一系列的安全预警和主动停车/干预/脊柱保护等等。另外不确定是否还有到欧洲提车免
费机票（2张？）+3天住宿+ ？千块立即便宜。就单纯从安全角度，XC90和薄皮MDX就不
是一个档次吧。牌子虽然比不上BBA，看了很多评论，好像高MDX半个档次。
提起这个就挨砸：如果还认为贵个把千块，送给祖国GDP 比 送给狗日的 冤？
XC90 Inscription
Summary:MSRP $ 65,100
Destination Fee $ 995
Total MSRP (including destination fee) $ 66,095
Breakdowns:
Exterior
Ice White
$0
21 x 9 - 8-Sp... 阅读全帖 |
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g***n
发帖数: 14250 | 47 ember 浅棕色座椅，
偶更喜欢那个 dark flame birch，方向盘上也能来一圈。
顶棚如果想一致性好点可以选黑色。
blonde 的最好看，不过白色地毯太容易脏了，可以选blonde 座椅配黑色地毯。 |
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n*i
发帖数: 18 | 48 这是我几个星期前写给Edumnd的owner review。本没想帖到这，口水战太多了。但毕竟
在这版上学习不少东西，要回馈一下。没时间翻中文了，见谅。
派系斗争请绕行。
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My initial experience with the car is overwhelmingly positive. So far I
have put about 1000 miles on the SUV, about 75% mileage comes from short
distance mix of highway and local driving - commuting to/from work, driving
kids to school and other places etc. I have yet to take a long trip or push
the car to its limits. Therefore it can’t qualify as a complete ownership
review. But for whatever its wo... 阅读全帖 |
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W***n
发帖数: 11530 | 50 The Most Underrated: Volvo S90
Volvo straddles the borderline between luxury and nonluxury, but the S90
will make you forget labels altogether. It’s just a good car. Volvo has
worked hard on this $46,950 sedan, giving it standard-issue, well-thought-
out conveniences that make a newcomer to arguably the most boring segment—
sedans—fresh and exciting. The S90 T5 trim level that I drove came with a 2
.0-liter, inline-four turbocharged 250-horsepower engine (a T6 turbo and
supercharged 316-hp versi... 阅读全帖 |
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