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v****e
发帖数: 19471
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Trader要是不骂人就不是trader了。高盛要完蛋。。。(这SB新规矩不是跟股版这届领
导班子学去的吧?脑子被驴踢了。。。)
George Carlin Never Would've Cut It at the New Goldman Sachs
Firm Bans Naughty Words in Emails; An 'Unlearnable Lesson' on Wall Street?
By CASSELL BRYAN-LOW And AARON LUCCHETTI
There will never be another s— deal at Goldman Sachs Group Inc.
The New York company is telling employees that they will no longer be able
to get away with profanity in electronic messages. That means all 34,000
traders, investment bankers and other Goldman
l*********s
发帖数: 5409
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来自主题: Stock版 - 奥巴马可能完了。
the health care expenditure is of 16% GDP, but the quality of service is
probably the worst among the developed countries. The huge inefficiency
is already exerting a heavy toll on employment.
How is writing a bigger check to doctors going to solve the problem? If
anything, it will only make debt much larger without any appreciate gains.
From the health care reform, to the Afghan/Lybia war, to recent debt ceiling farce, I
can see the pattern. Obama is merely the continuation of Bush Jr. with a
b... 阅读全帖
a**********y
发帖数: 930
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我知道的有:
TraderBeckie (好像是国内炒股牛人转战美股的加拿大华人)
虫虫 (好像是西岸的台湾人,水平感觉不错)
美股赢家
美股实战学院 (好像一直偏牛,最近不再更新)
肥婆理财 (好像也是一直偏牛,最近不再更新)
英文的太多了,偶尔看的有:
Invest with Sven Carlin,(前南斯拉夫人)
Financial Education (有趣的人)
Charting Wealth
大家感觉比较有水平的是哪几个?
l****z
发帖数: 29846
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【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: lczlcz (lcz), 信区: USANews
标 题: 两男子因向中国出售商业机密被美国定罪
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Mar 6 12:23:39 2014, 美东)
旧金山一个陪审团判定两名男子有罪,罪名是将商业机密出售给中国企业。美国官员们
称,商业间谍活动正演变成一个越来越突出的问题。
被判有罪的人是刘元轩(Walter Liew)和Robert Maegerle。美国官员说,该案件是1996
年经济间谍法(Economic Espionage Act)出台后联邦陪审团第一次判定相关指控的罪名
成立。它的重要意义还在于,这是美国第一次针对一家外国国有企业提出间谍罪指控。
上述指控仍然悬而未决,但涉事企业远在中国,完全不受美国司法部(Justice
Department)的掌控。
以最重的量刑看,刘元轩面临着最长20年的监禁。Maegerle则因合谋帮助刘元轩窃取杜
邦公司(DuPont Co.)的商业机密、并将其出售给中国某国企而获罪。刘元轩的妻子乔红
(Christina Liew)也面临着指控... 阅读全帖
s*****j
发帖数: 6435
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来自主题: Boston版 - 分享一段笑到流泪的段子.
献给所有在版上做广告的.
George Carlin on advertising.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtK_YsVInw8
"who ever coined the phrase : let the buyers be aware, was probaly
bleeding from the xxxhole"
s*****j
发帖数: 6435
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来自主题: Boston版 - 春晚语言类节目的缺陷
it is from George Carlin's "Soft Language"
I posted it as fun stuff, not to discuss it with you. get it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o25I2fzFGoY

to
S*******s
发帖数: 10098
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来自主题: Boston版 - 春晚语言类节目的缺陷
话说这个George Carlin真够愤世嫉俗的,看到他的节目全是negative 的东西。我猜想
他脑壳里的“消极神经”受到了一辈子的持续性Bridging, 宽度已经是不可逆转了,
好在他已经不在人世, 不需要担心这个啦, 也不需要牵挂那些被他的extreme cynical
影响的后人拉。
s*****j
发帖数: 6435
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来自主题: Boston版 - 春晚语言类节目的缺陷
看过russell这段说中国人和印度做买卖没有? 太逼真了.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2W8aGgmn1A
and russell peter on George Carlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXUwnvEpOvA
j*******e
发帖数: 4663
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来自主题: Carolinas版 - 脱口秀:Carlos Mencia要来
分享给喜欢stand up comedy的朋友,Carlos Mencia要来,在GoodNight Club表演,信
息如下:
其实我自己并非特别喜欢Carlos Mencia,虽然他也是top之一。我更喜欢George
Carlin(可惜去世了), 还有Lewis Black。Russel Peter也不错。
j*******e
发帖数: 4663
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Gelber,Todd都是有趣的名字,呵呵。
Gelber像婴儿食品。
Todd是Gordge Carlin说的"not real name"。

especially
r***c
发帖数: 398
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来自主题: Carolinas版 - 半价卖婴儿用品,
1. UPPAbaby Vista Stroller, Green/Carlin
very good condition, ask for $350.00
(the new one at AMAZON is $729.99)

价格看起来贵, 但相比于GRACO等200多刀的STROLLER,
很牢靠, 轻便, 推在路上转弯等特别方便, 寿命长很多倍.
2. Chicco Walker (学步车)
asked for $35.00
3. 喂奶枕 $10.00
4.尿布桶 $6.00
S*********g
发帖数: 24893
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: StephenKing (金博士), 信区: Military
标 题: 真正的美国新闻:让美国蒙羞的新闻
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 7 23:47:31 2013, 美东)
From: Christopher Jordan Dorner /7648
To: America
Subj: Last resort
Regarding CF# 07-004281
I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from
media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous murders and
have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are
saying to yourself that this is completely out of cha... 阅读全帖
d******8
发帖数: 3017
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MANIFESTO - scrubbed by mainstream media outlets
From: Christopher Jordan Dorner /7648
To: America
Subj: Last resort
Regarding CF# 07-004281
I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from
media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous murders and
have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are
saying to yourself that this is completely out of character of the man you
knew who always wore a smile wherever he was seen. I know I ... 阅读全帖
h****z
发帖数: 1996
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来自主题: Minnesota版 - 征人同去周六College Humor Live Tour
还是要看具体哪一块听不懂,是听不出来是哪个词呢,还是听不懂reference。前者没有
捷径,需要平时就多听多看电视听新闻等等;后者的话我一般就放狗搜索。
有一些reference是和当前的时事、政客等等相关的,有一部分是地域和stereotype的笑
话,所以听comedy可以增加对美国的政治经济地理人文种族的了解。
可以先在电脑上听,youtube或者amazon instant video(如果有amazon prime的话),
还有pandora都有听不完的comedy。听的同时可以干别的事情,也可以随时暂停查
reference。另外comedy central网站上也有大量的免费show。
如果不知道听谁的,可以试试这些Chris Rock, Woody Allen, George Carlin, Eddie
Murphy, Russell Peters, Louis CK, Gabriel Iglesias。如果对时事政治感兴趣的可
以在comedy central网站看Jon Stewart和Steven Colbert的节目,不过他们的立场都
很左
p**********u
发帖数: 15479
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: Tashkent (SiempreAqui), 信区: Military
标 题: LA屁地估计是要当场击毙这个前警察
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 7 21:48:39 2013, 美东)
此人在FB上揭了警察局这些乱七八糟的黑幕,又是个黑人。留他活口肯定是重要不安定
因素。此人被和谐几率超高。
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/christopher-dorner-wri
他说的也还挺实在的:拉丁警察对拉丁移民也粗暴。亚裔警察就在旁边看着,这群废物
果然不出所料。
From: Christopher Jordan Dorner /7648
To: America
Subj: Last resort
Regarding CF# 07-004281
I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from
media reports that I am suspected ... 阅读全帖
n****e
发帖数: 629
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - 今天上班路上遇到的2个大妈
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
--Geroge Carlin
m*****5
发帖数: 23482
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说到自大,我想起了CARLIN的一个段子,说的是某小孩在学校是”最后一个稳拿“,直
到以后被老板骂路色
学校都宠着小屁孩,长大就好了
j******3
发帖数: 18319
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☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
civigal (yaya) 于 (Wed Oct 5 09:17:21 2011, 美东) 提到:
讨论到第三页 出了结果 就是坐车要带耳机
————————————————————
首先 我绝对不是酸葡萄 我LG是这个破学校的 他妹是另一个破学校布朗士科学高中的
之前是上的法拉盛的一个天主教私立学校 从幼儿园到考高中 据他们说 他们报名上了
准备会考的学习班 题海战术 全是亚洲小朋友 所以考试的时候都知道答案了 他俩绝对
不是聪明孩子 是那种到了三十多岁还怕鬼的那种
第二 我每天从小颈上车 到了bayside那站 大批的往上上亚裔小孩 这些小孩非常没有
礼貌 大声喧哗 每天讨论的都是我上史丹福 你上哈弗 学药剂好还是学心理学好 其实
这个题目不能说不好 的确是比黑人小孩讨论bang这个bang那个的好 但是言谈间这些小
孩狂的不得了 一点也不respectful 如果不小心忘记带耳机 就不得不听他们胡说八道
三十多分钟 男孩女孩都有
相比之下 经常能看见几个小女孩穿着白色校服 格子短裙 长袜... 阅读全帖
p*t
发帖数: 1210
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来自主题: Oregon版 - Beaverton 有没有私立高中
Carlin gabel, oes, jesuit high, 请大家补充
s****c
发帖数: 130
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George Carlin once said, "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring
you down to their level and beat you with experience."
銆鍦chicagofire (鑺濆姞鍝ョ儓鐒 鐨勫ぇ浣滀腑鎻愬埌: 銆br />
leftovers of brainwashed bigots who is showing insecurity and
t**********g
发帖数: 3388
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: Tashkent (SiempreAqui), 信区: Military
标 题: LA屁地估计是要当场击毙这个前警察
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 7 21:48:39 2013, 美东)
此人在FB上揭了警察局这些乱七八糟的黑幕,又是个黑人。留他活口肯定是重要不安定
因素。此人被和谐几率超高。
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/christopher-dorner-wri
他说的也还挺实在的:拉丁警察对拉丁移民也粗暴。亚裔警察就在旁边看着,这群废物
果然不出所料。
From: Christopher Jordan Dorner /7648
To: America
Subj: Last resort
Regarding CF# 07-004281
I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from
media reports that I am suspected ... 阅读全帖
u***n
发帖数: 10554
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 打蛇打七寸,如何应对JK事件
Does carlin make jokes like this?
m*****n
发帖数: 253
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湾区的高薪码工硅工们,你们看了这些人的收入,还觉得自己是高薪?我以前看板上说
湾区贫困线是30万,我tmd以为是搞笑。现在相信了,而且被震惊了。我现在已哭死在
厕所里,不要来救我。
source (http://transparentcalifornia.com
2015 salaries for San Francisco
Name Job title Regular pay Overtime pay Other pay Total
benefits Total pay &
benefits
William J Coaker Jr. Chief Investment Officer
San Francisco, 2015 $507,831.60 $0.00 $0.00 $125,891.73 $633,
723.33
Ellen G Moffatt Asst Med Examiner
San Francisco, 2015 $279,311.10 $3,829.36 $114,433.5... 阅读全帖
T**8
发帖数: 78
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来自主题: Seattle版 - Newsweek 2014 high school ranking
There are only two student from International community school made into the
national merit semi-final in 2014. Interlake has 29.
Check and judge by youself.
National Merit Scholarship semifinalists named
Posted by John Higgins
Lakeside School in Seattle once again topped the list of area semifinalists
named Wednesday in the National Merit Scholarship program, with 33 students.
Bellevue’s Interlake High School has 29 semifinalists, and Garfield High
School in Seattle has 11.
Bellevue
• ... 阅读全帖
B********e
发帖数: 312
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JIM CRAMER是CNBN节目MAD MONEY主持人。看他的节目,需要心脏很强大。他很喜欢耍
宝。他推荐的股票不要马上去追,应该自己做好功课的前提下,慢慢进场。XDJM们,
GXFC!
Cramer: What I Learned in 8 Years on 'Mad Money'
March 20, 2013
When you come out every night for eight straight years, 240 nights a year,
and say “Hey, I'm Cramer” to start Mad Money, you better have learned
something.
I’ve learned something alright, eight somethings, actually, and here they
are:
First, don’t start something if you can’t finish it—not. When I started
the show (see photo from the 1st ... 阅读全帖
b*******l
发帖数: 591
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白堡与新中国第一位美国工程院院士: 时空交汇的感慨
白堡兄上周驾着福特二百五远赴内华达,在沙漠戈壁之中辛苦劳作到周末,为资本家淘
金淘银不知疲倦。殊不知,就在三十年前,就在白堡兄劳作的地方,正是一位大陆出身
并且第一位当选美国国家工程院院士的女士的杰出工作,奠定了卡琳乃至内华达矿业今
天的辉煌。
万容玉博士毕业于上海交大,1980年来美,师从犹他大学矿业系米勒教授,1987年开始
任职于Newmont矿业公司,创立了湿法冶金的多项技术并在内华达Carlin金矿成功施行
,2000年当选美国国家工程院院士,2009年去世。
o***s
发帖数: 42149
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近日西摩水库的混浊度维持稳定,并未进一步下降。根据标准,混浊度须在一度(NTU
)以下才是可接受的,超过五度就得考虑发布煮沸通告。(林清晖制图)
目前90万名温哥华和本拿比居民仍需执行煮沸饮水通告。但住在温哥华以南和本拿
比以东的居民,却因自来水是来自混浊度最低的高贵林水库,一周来不必像温哥华和本
拿比居民那样过着煮水或买水的苦哈哈日子。
大温区域局(GVRD)首席行政长官卡林纳(Johnny Carline)表示,高贵林水库在
北岸三座水库中卓然不染,并不是因为该水库的土崩次数较少。反之,最近高贵林水库
连续发生30多次坍方,而西摩和卡普兰奴水库只各出现六、七次。但因GVRD西部土质比
东部更细,一旦发生土崩,位于西侧的卡普兰奴和西摩水库泥土就会漂浮在水上,使水
混浊;但位于东侧的高贵林水库,因土质最粗,即使发生土崩,泥土一般会沉淀水底,
不致影响水的清澈度。
据GVRD报告,去年,高贵林水库的混浊度从未超过5.0NTU标准水平,但西摩水库和
卡普兰奴水库却曾因混浊度超标,各关闭一次和三次。目前60%的GVRD饮用水来自高贵
林湖。
卡林纳表示,上周的暴风雨不是造成温市地区水质混浊的
t*******n
发帖数: 356
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大蓝 - Your favorite debate?
I would really love a debate between Carlin and Savage.
b*****a
发帖数: 14583
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来自主题: NCAA版 - what'll nebraska do?
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits
- george carlin

of
w****1
发帖数: 4931
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来自主题: Running版 - seven dirty words
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.
I highly recommend George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on TV".:)
t*******n
发帖数: 356
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来自主题: Running版 - seven dirty words
Big fan of George Carlin. Here is some good piece from his "You're All
Diseased" special series
I've often thought people treat God rather rudely, don't you? Asking
trillions and trillions of prayers every day. Asking and pleading and
begging for favors. Do this, gimme that, I need a new car, I want a better
job. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday His day off. It's not
nice. And it's no way to treat a friend. But people do pray, and they pray
for a lot of different things, you know, ... 阅读全帖
S*M
发帖数: 10832
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来自主题: Running版 - seven dirty words
huge George Carlin fan here,hehe
p*******o
发帖数: 77
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来自主题: Soccer版 - 齐丹在我眼里连皮尔洛都不如
好吧,看来这个有问题。
Famous quotes on Lionel Messi:
Arsene Wenger (Coach, Arsenal) - “Who is the Best Player in the World? Leo
Messi. Who is the Best Player Ever? Leo Messi!”
Diego Maradona (Ex Argentina) – “I have seen the player who will inherit
my place in Argentine football and his name is Messi. Messi is a genius and
he can become an even better player.”
Wayne Rooney (ManUnited) – “Messi is a Joke, for me the Best Ever!”
Pele (Ex Brazil) - “At the moment, Messi is the Best!”
Juan Sebastian Veron (Ex... 阅读全帖
I******8
发帖数: 3174
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来自主题: Soccer版 - 名家評梅西
Arsene Wenger (Coach, Arsenal) - “Who is the Best Player in the World? Leo
Messi. Who is the Best Player Ever? Leo Messi!”
Diego Maradona (Ex Argentina) – “I have seen the player who will inherit
my place in Argentine football and his name is Messi. Messi is a genius and
he can become an even better player.”
Wayne Rooney (ManUnited) – “Messi is a Joke, for me the Best Ever!”
Pele (Ex Brazil) - “At the moment, Messi is the Best!”
Juan Sebastian Veron (Ex Argentina) - “I see Maradona every time he... 阅读全帖
f*****b
发帖数: 1649
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来自主题: Travel版 - 横穿美国真的很无聊
看你开的是哪条路线
American are good at one sport: shopping! -- George Carlin
s*****j
发帖数: 6435
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I didn't say it. it is from George Carlin.
you should listen to his stand up show, Netflix has 9 of them. He has a
wonderful paragraph on so called right and freedom of speech. it can be good
for you.
你对言论自由的了解, 可以用浅薄来形容.
t***u
发帖数: 20182
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来自主题: E-Sports版 - 挺佩服joe wong的
老美的stand up comedian啊,我来评论一下我知道的:
Eddie Murphy:元老级别的牛人,经典段子经常被人娓娓道来,我听了一些,觉得还好.
他后来颇拍了一些烂电影。
Jerry Seinfeld:很牛啊,不用黄色笑话,可以把人逗笑,现在老了一些
Chris Rock: 这个我非常喜欢,特别是Never Scared.演的电影也不错。Dogma,感觉他
跟Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Jay and Silent Bob等,都是Kevin Smith那一路的,黑
色幽默。
Dave Chappelle, 演Robin Hood: Men in Tights出名的?还好,记得听过一段讲嗑药
以后跟警察飙车的,比较好笑
George Carlin,非常喜欢的一个,7 words,religions are bs,saving the planet等
小段深得我心,记得听过他讽刺大家现在都和纯净水的段子,非常好玩
还是一些名字忘了,都是我同事推荐给我的,一般没人都有几个经典段子
还有一次去bar里面听,一个中年妇女,一般,笑话也离不开饮食男女
搞笑很容易
s****y
发帖数: 2052
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来自主题: E-Sports版 - 挺佩服joe wong的
George Carlin 的听起来很过瘾。

好.
b*****b
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换班默认版规,non-cc paypal or chase quick pay, chase 优先。都不包邮。
paypal 请用 personal, payment owed,不要任何留言。
我有两个草求一求。
1。 白菜UGG,只要经典色,不要彩色的. bailey one button or classic short
women's size 5 chestnut 或者
kids size 4 or 3 chestnut 或者
kids size 3 grey 或者
kids size 13M jester red (6pm 36 刀白菜) 或者
要白菜,最好是nordstorm PM来的白菜
2。大红豆和其他白菜SWA。
还想求一个前年的JCrew carlin coat P6, P8 也行,wild blackberry。
factory 的白菜也可以。
d****e
发帖数: 326
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- 如果是nwt,不退不换
- 强制DC
- 预付邮费,多退少补
- pefer boa > paypal
- 不议价
- 确定了以pm为准
- 以payment为准不hold
占10,请表插队
- 买$50以上可以捆绑 $99白菜jcrew大衣
有ladyday, carlin, colletta
- 买就随机送skincare or makeup小样
E*i
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 两座叹息桥
我也在那里看过那句话,当时还停下来“陷入了沉思”。。。
google来的:
"The author is a Canadian man who wrote the quote on a greeting card for
Carleton Cards in the mid 1970's . In return for his quote he was
remunerated and signed away the copyright to Carleton Cards.
George Carlin Used it. Hilary Cooper USED it.
Author Unknown"
s**t
发帖数: 17016
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能享受则享受,能欣赏则欣赏,如果还能创造,那就赶紧创造。活着真是太好了,但愿
每个人都能长命。
t*****e
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wh
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不知道他,也是个很为底层人着想的人啊。我以前写过一篇和黑人小孩玩的帖子,也想
到以后越走越远。
P*********t
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It's fashionable to make fun of trickle-down economy.
The reality is, it's always BEEN trickle-down economy, or something much
much worse.
j******f
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I like his show about religion and god. It's hilarious...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac&list=RDgPOfurmrjxo
i*****a
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我见过他的YouTube,但是没有和人完全对上,你这番感慨让我有兴趣听听他的作品。我
隐隐约约记得他是top 10 还是top 50的comedian来着。
Commedy show YouTube看了无数,现场也听过十几场了吧,是我最觉得享受的东西,不
过我看的年轻一点的多。有一阵子还幻想自己能上台讲讲,白日梦。。
i*****a
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48
昨天认真听了他几个段子,确实相当不错,谢谢推荐。
c******g
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Diaper Sniffers & Child Warship - George Carlin
There is no child losers anymore in today's America! The child who loses is
the LAST WINNER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6wOt2iXdc4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-ryuJDTpEc
c***r
发帖数: 4631
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 哈利波特的魔法世界后面的故事
不知道有没有人想过,英语里有多少词汇是关于精灵鬼怪的。
1895年,一个叫Michael Aislabie Denham 人出版的一本叫The Denham Tracts的书里
有这么一段:
What a happiness this must have been seventy or eighty years ago and upwards
, to those chosen few who had the good luck to be born on the eve of this
festival of all festivals; when the whole earth was so overrun with ghosts,
boggles, bloody-bones, spirits, demons, ignis fatui, brownies, bugbears,
black dogs, specters, shellycoats, scarecrows, witches, wizards, barguests,
Robin-Goodfellows, hags, nig... 阅读全帖
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