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l****z
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California governor bans Redskins name at public schools
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Four California high schools will be forced to change
mascots after Gov. Jerry Brown signed legislation barring public schools
from using the Redskins name for sports teams.
It was one of three sports-related bills approved by Brown in the last week.
He also signed a measure that bans players and coaches from using smokeless
tobacco at professional baseball parks and another that recognizes
competitive cheerleading as a ... 阅读全帖
k*********l
发帖数: 1218
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your logic is: chinese can't walk because not chewing gum
my logic is: chinese can't walk because not having 2 legs, not because not
chewing gum
understand?
D***0
发帖数: 5214
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也许是丰田
TOYOTA SOY-BASED WIRING LAWSUIT SAYS RODENTS CHEW WIRING
http://www.carcomplaints.com/news/2016/toyota-soy-based-wiring-lawsuit-rodents-chew-wiring.shtml
h*e
发帖数: 10233
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者名女教授Chew Shit Fun表示毫无压力
http://www.nie.edu.sg/profile/chew-shit-fun
b*******t
发帖数: 33714
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来自主题: Food版 - [旧课件] meat
ppt直接导出来的,格式有点乱,不过有耐心的话看看还挺有意思的。
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Part 3: Arts and Methods of Kitchen Arts
TOPIC: MEAT
Cooking meat
Cooking meat is all about producing the right texture and flavours.
Texture concerns the structure of meat.
Flavours are all about chemistry –the Maillard reaction.
Components of muscle
Water: 75%
Protein: 18%
Fat: ~4-10%, varies among different types of meat
Carbohydrate: just over 1%
Vitamins, minerals, various organic compounds…
Sliding-filament model of muscle... 阅读全帖
m****a
发帖数: 189
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来自主题: JobHunting版 - forward:10 Worst Things to Do in a Meeting
forward:10 Worst Things to Do in a Meeting
1. Show Up Late.
2. Be Unprepared.
3. Monopolize the Conversation.
4. Make Your Statements Sound Like Questions.
5. Misread Signals.
6. Get Intimidated.
7. Chew Gum.
8. Keep Your Cell Phone On.
9. Wander Off Topic.
10. Skip It.
...
from Msn.com
I always chew gums...
I should stop.
c****e
发帖数: 749
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now it's about the time for squirrels to born the babies.Most likely, you
would hear something like chewing wood.
you need to make sure it's rodent problem. In my case, I saw the darn thing
crawling into the ceiling.
you need to get them removed, or if they chew the electric wires, it may
cause fire.
h****9
发帖数: 381
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - 贴几个VIDEO,祝JMs母亲节快乐!
除了尽可能来更新COUPON专贴,好久没在宝宝版发贴了。明天就是母亲节了,轻声提醒
一下:记得给自己的妈妈打个电话问声好啊!将我看到的几个VIDEO与所有准妈妈和妈
妈们分享一下啊,祝JMs母亲节快乐!
The Mom Song(妈妈之歌) with lyrics
Dadsense(爸爸之歌)
小宝非常喜欢下面这个VIDEO,也贴出来与JMs分享啊,呵呵。
Tootin' Bathtub Baby Cousins
★The Mom Song(妈妈之歌)歌词(英汉对照):
Get up now. Get up now. Get up out of bed. 起床了,起床了,现在就起床。
Wash your face. Brush your teeth. Comb your sleepy head. 洗脸,刷牙,梳头。
Here's your clothes and your shoes. 这是你的衣服和鞋。
Hear the words I said. 听话,
Get up now. Get up and make your bed. 起床了, 叠被。
Are you hot? Are ... 阅读全帖
az
发帖数: 16686
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - First Aid for a Choking Child
http://www.whattoexpect.com/toddler/childhood-injuries/first-ai
First Aid for a Choking Child
The best way to help a choking child is to be prepared—and that means
enrolling in a CPR class (or a refresher course) so you'll know what to do
in case of an accident. But there are other steps you can learn so that you
know what to do—and how to act immediately if see your child choking.
How choking happens: It goes without saying that it’s a scary thing to see
a choking child. Usually, it happens whe... 阅读全帖
n*******3
发帖数: 5232
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w********t
发帖数: 18315
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - 分享,为啥2岁左右的娃晚上频繁醒来
月月妈,推荐给钙片的CHEW吧
我家现在吃维生素CHEW,不想上软糖,我家每天刷牙就跟上刑场一样
即使如此,也就是敷衍了事,软糖担心根本刷不到
r***e
发帖数: 2670
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - 绝望地求助-十个月孩子不吃奶瓶
she can barely chew anything with 6 teeth.
we let her practice chewing harder things, but she gets choked easily.
Ped told us to keep trying but not to be pushy
e****e
发帖数: 472
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http://wholesomebabyfood.momtastic.com/babyfingerfood.htm
http://wholesomebabyfood.momtastic.com/teethingbiscuits.htm
You can cut yam, carrot or apple to small pieces, spary olive oil on the
pieces or not, and bake them at 350F for 40mins-50mins, that way the inner
part turns soft, outside is kind of hard, easy for baby to pick up, but the
baby may not have the ability to chew the outside part.
For us, at first, lots of finger food was wasted...But now when I look back,
I thick it's good practi... 阅读全帖
l********r
发帖数: 4005
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 怎样让孩子加快吃饭做事的速度
I think you miss the point.
It's not that the child needs more time to chew. It's just they are
playing while eating. sometimes they don't put food in mouth after
swallowing; sometimes the food stays in his/her mouth for a long time
without being chewed.
If they keep eating, but simply needs more time to finish, that's fine.
But if they just playing around and not concentrate on eating, that's the
problem.
k***a
发帖数: 1254
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Maybe you should try to teach your baby to swolow coaser food. my baby was
like that at 12 month.
Give him some thing that need some chewing,but could melt even if he did not
chew, like rice cracker.
w********x
发帖数: 1732
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宝宝目前在上一家华人daycare,有license,就在自家house,看10个宝宝左右。(按1
:4的比例)。
目前觉得的问题是,经常去接宝宝时,看到宝宝(1岁半)或者其他同龄小孩,捡地上
的土,小石头,树枝,树叶往嘴里塞,。。希望不要有更危险的东西,有时阿姨们能及
时发现,就给抠出来,但有时我感觉她们根本看不过来,我觉得孩子们肯定有吃下去的

this is normal, but public daycare is baby proof, safer than at home
另外就是摔跤的问题,我家宝宝最近爬凳子之类的摔过,脑门上有小包,有一天正好是
去接的时候看见的,宝宝在哭,阿姨看见我就说,“她要爬嘛,然后就摔了,你知道你
女儿的啦。。” 我也不好说什么。
absolutely normal, my baby hit her head all the time at home, we just
pretend we didnt see, and she is get used to it, never complains
最让我担忧的一点是,孩子们户外活动的院子的门,最... 阅读全帖
s*****h
发帖数: 937
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Indeed, we all try to chew the food for a longer time if it is dry. The
enzymes in our saliva will have a longer time to digest the food. That's why
dry bread is good for people with weak stomach because they've been chewed
well and half way digested.
p*******f
发帖数: 530
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Sounds like you child has oral moter sensory issue. You should get an
evaluation from State Early Intervention to see if there is overall global
delay. Oral moter issue tend not to be the only problem. The theory behind
this is that you child feels differently in his mouth/jaw/lips. That's why
the child like to stuff his mouth and "pocket" food. Chewing is an instinct
that comes naturally, not something every child needs to be trained on.
If I were you, I watch for language delay. Look for ... 阅读全帖
w***s
发帖数: 7132
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可以听下这两首歌:
妈妈之歌:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCgihsy-U2Q
The Mom Song/妈妈之歌
Get up now. Get up now. Get up out of bed. 起床了,起床了,现在就起床。
Wash your face. Brush your teeth. Comb your sleepy head. 洗脸,刷牙,梳头。
Here's your clothes and your shoes. 这是你的衣服和鞋。
Hear the words I said. 听话,
Get up now. Get up and make your bed. 起床了, 叠被。
Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? 你热吗?你冷吗?你要穿那件?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? 你的书和午餐和功课
在哪里?
Grab your coat and your gloves and you... 阅读全帖
l*******a
发帖数: 438
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 求解决便秘的方子
Pat pat...
Very similar to our child. We had a long battle of almost 2-3 years of this
problem (from weaning to about 4 years old). We had some good days and some
very bad days. And we have tried all kinds of methods we have found online.
But overall, my understanding is that it is likely that your daughter is
eating too much refined food, such as refined flour, white rice, and more
importantly, most likely too much lean meat with high protein content. High
protein diet will lead to very hard an... 阅读全帖
G**T
发帖数: 2610
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 心里很苦,上来说说
That's how it feels when one bites more than he can chew.
困难慢慢就会过去的, just chew it slowly。 并且孩子是永远的,工作、挣钱是云烟
,二者的轻重不可颠倒。
m*****a
发帖数: 1079
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d***o
发帖数: 408
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来自主题: PennySaver版 - 10/24 insert preview (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Rite_aid 俱乐部 】
发信人: dundo (who+cares), 信区: Rite_aid
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p*******2
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来自主题: PennySaver版 - 我的笔记:RA 4/17~/23 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 pingan 俱乐部 】
发信人: pingan222 (平安), 信区: pingan
标 题: 我的笔记:RA 4/17~/23
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我的笔记:RA 4/17~/23
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s*******1
发帖数: 11216
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1.petco reward $5
https://www.facebook.com/PETCO?sk=app_239115542842566
我做过.收到reward了.还没用,准备网购muzzle.
for chew chew(haha)
2.walgreens 20% contact lence
through discover
free shipping with no min purchase
s*******1
发帖数: 11216
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update
1.petco reward $5
https://www.facebook.com/PETCO?sk=app_239115542842566
我做过.收到reward了.还没用,准备网购muzzle.
for chew chew(haha)
coupon $5off$25
http://www.petco.com/petco_Page_PC_storeadoptions_Nav_114.aspx?
2.walgreens 20% contact lence
through discover
free shipping with no min purchase
c********2
发帖数: 2773
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来自主题: PennySaver版 - cvs 10ECB今天到期,求推荐
CVS Brand Flavor Chews (Limit 10!)
http://hip2save.com/2014/03/31/cvs-free-cvs-brand-flavor-chews-
i0
发帖数: 792
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来自主题: Singapore版 - 董玉振:永久居民,路在何方?
全文:
Steps toward spontaneity: Singapore tries to mandate heart and soul
By Alex Tizon
Seattle Times staff writer
Rigid as a whipping cane, a place where the government micromanages
practically every aspect of society, prosperous Singapore is trying to
loosen up and generate interest in things besides material wealth. It
remains to be seen whether a nation where it is illegal to chew gum or
spit can slow down to smell the roses — or even learn to kiss well.
SINGAPORE — When last America took seri... 阅读全帖
y******o
发帖数: 195
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来自主题: Boston版 - 赞一下tjshitley cat
就是,直超professor Chew Shit的节奏啊
https://www.nie.edu.sg/profile/chew-shit-fun
wh
发帖数: 141625
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来自主题: Connecticut版 - Survival Behavior
是本地报纸上的文章,作者Bernie Siegel是个提倡心理健康疗法的医生,写过好几本
畅销书。一共20条survival behavior,有的简单易行,比如我现在尽量每天带小孩饭
后散步,既看风景又互相呱唧,心情愉快。手工抄录给大家看看,嫌麻烦的只要看每条
第一句:
Dear Everybody,
The following was a list available via my computer. Can’t help but share it
with some edits and comments. With all the work I do with people with life-
threatening illnesses I have accepted my mortality and, therefore, enjoy the
opportunity of life as difficult as it may be. I can cause and I can
relieve my stress, pain, difficulties and unhappi... 阅读全帖
q*********8
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 又来荐片了
刚才临睡去netflix找个段子看看,结果看到了这个,笑的抽筋,所以上来推荐一下。
Louis C.K.: Chewed Up
http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/Louis_C.K._Chewed_Up/70108425?trkid=1992150
不过比较三俗,就是那种没有界限啥都说的给成人看的单口相声。开始还是传统课题,
什么fxgi, cxxt, nxgro,没啥新奇,后来讲减肥,中年危机,养孩子,两口子。。。
靠,笑死我了!
youtube上找到几个Louis C.K.的段子,前几个就来自这个Chewed Up
Louis CK - Turning 40
Louis C K - Children and their secrets
Louis C K - Fun with a girl
Louis CK - Girls vs Women
Louis C.K. White Trash Loser
Louis CK on Gay Marriage
L**********A
发帖数: 7115
e****x
发帖数: 692
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 求推荐fremont附近的牙医和儿童牙医
我觉得Roland G. Chew, DDS 挺好的,设备不错,手艺觉得也很细。
离bart很近
Roland G. Chew, DDS
39055 Hastings Street Suite 203
Fremont, CA 94538
(510) 793-0300
n****u
发帖数: 77
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来自主题: Fishing版 - 风向与海钓的关系
1-5-13 Although we had pretty strong current today up against the wind it
still did not affect the way the fishg were chewing...Loads of life offshore
again today,,As you sat on the anchors I would see all around the boat
people getting bites....lots of perch,,,eels ,,,some dogs,,,but inbetween
all of that you would some nice ling,,,,occasional nice Codfish,,,some nice
Pollock...some sea bass,,,,actually more blackfish today than on recent
trips,,,I believe one gentleman had his limit....the oth... 阅读全帖
b*****e
发帖数: 53215
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来自主题: Football版 - 加州不许用红皮这个名字了
不知道nfl转播还能不能叫
California governor bans Redskins name at public schools
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Four California high schools will be forced to change
mascots after Gov. Jerry Brown signed legislation barring public schools
from using the Redskins name for sports teams.
It was one of three sports-related bills approved by Brown in the last week.
He also signed a measure that bans players and coaches from using smokeless
tobacco at professional baseball parks and another that recognizes
competitive chee... 阅读全帖
E*H
发帖数: 1207
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来自主题: Football版 - 发现MLB的棒球文化很奇葩
chewing tobacco没被禁的时候真奇葩,好多球员教练在牛棚里没完没了地chewing+
spitting。
G***a
发帖数: 27294
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来自主题: loseweight版 - spitting out foods - to Eating Disorders
Q: I somehow developed the habit of spitting out food. I wanted to lose some
weight before my holiday trip so I exercised and was on diet, but I also
practised chewing and spitting for about three months. It’s not that I was
particularly overweight, I just thought this would be a good way to lose
several kilos. Six weeks fro my holiday I still chew and spit. Has my
spitting out foots turned into eating disorder? If it has, how to stop it?
A: You’ve developed a nasty habit that is very close to e
G***a
发帖数: 27294
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来自主题: loseweight版 - spitting out foods - to Eating Disorders
Anorexia/Eating Disorders - Chewing/spitting & starvation mode questions
Dear Marisa,
The simple answer is that the calories absorbed from chewing
and spitting are negligible. Since food is not exposed to
digestive enzymes of the gastrointestinal tract, fats, proteins
and carbohydrates cannot be digested (broken down into small
pieces) and therefore not absorbed. In fact, only an invert sugar
like honey, which is predigested by the bee into glucose, could
be absorbed through the tongue and contr
i**v
发帖数: 245
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来自主题: loseweight版 - 减肥+问题
shrimp sushi roll 有多少calories? 就是里面有虾和avocado, 然后一层seed weed
和rice 裹在外面得那种?
减肥太难了,公司一日三餐都好吃,午餐晚餐还有好几种甜点, ice cream之类的。
lounge room 还有各种snacks, fruits and drinks 。现在基本能控制每顿不要吃得太
饱,甜点也基本戒了,实在谗得时侯拿一个但是只尝一两小口。 只喝茶和水,午餐晚
餐之间饿了吃些个black berries or rasberries,或者十来颗almond or 开心果。谗
了就吃一颗ginger chew (20 calories),准备把ginger chew也戒掉。
每天只有早餐控制得最好,主要是起得晚,赶不上公司的早餐。一杯steamed milk
with tea, 原来喝2%, 现在换成fat free 了. 1 点左右吃午饭,中间如果饿了,吃两
口全麦面包, 90 calories per slice, 最多吃half slice。
比如今天午餐
* 两个小 BBQ bun (直径差不多有食指拇指合拢大小)... 阅读全帖
n***d
发帖数: 249
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来自主题: Running版 - 首半马报告
周六刚跑完比赛那会儿累到死,整个周末就基本上睡过去了。
周一拖着半残废的腿来上班结果发现有一屁股的活儿,忙啊忙啊忙的也就忘了要把这个
报告补全了。囧,现在来补。
参加的这个比赛叫Navy Air-force Half Marathon & Navy 5 Miller,是个小比赛,今
年才是第二年,所以人不是很多。报名半马的一共大概就只有4000多人吧。
5月份报的名,找来了一个叫什么Hal Higdon Half Marathon的四个月的训练计划跟着
练,一开始练习的热情很高,每天的任务都按量完成的,后来时间久了慢慢松懈了,基
本就只跑周末的长跑。 训练时候的成绩很烂,长跑都是在8mile到11mile之间,pace从
来没有进过10分钟以内,基本都是在11分的pace上下震荡。心态是很轻松,只是为了尽
力跑完不要太酱油。
比赛前一天load了一些碳水,比赛当天早期吃了面包喝了橙汁带上腰带水壶还有一个
gel就出门了。
起跑时7点25,做地铁去比赛地点过程中地铁维修,单轨运行,结果迟到了大约5分钟,
急急火火的除了地铁站就飞奔到bag drop,刚丢下包就听见发枪了。
辛亏在地铁上就... 阅读全帖
h****l
发帖数: 2993
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来自主题: Running版 - 人生首次 jogging 16 miles
跑了差不多5个月了,第一次跑这么远,16miles,2小时19分,发帖纪念一下:
今天没想到可以顺利完成,我之前以为可能会在13-14mile的时候跑不动,开始走的,
结果比预想的好,可能是因为气温挺好的,今天开始的比较早,开始跑的时候79度,跑
完还不到8点,气温也还不到90度
跑前没吃早饭,就吃了个GU,然后带了个G的energy chews,准备半路吃,但是今天跑
的新路,沿途找不到water fountain,一直到13.5迈左右才看到有水喝,狂灌一通,同
时吃了3颗chews
昨天下午踢球,膝盖破了点皮,原来还担心会影响跑步,结果发现这个痛感分散了对肌
肉的酸痛的注意力,不仅无害,反而有益。
还有,帮看一下,我的心率带是不是也要换电池了,看着曲线不顺滑了,特别是2mile
的时候怎么突然高了一下?
还有4周跑首半马,目标1小时50分,希望可以顺利完成
N******o
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以前买的Chew感觉不错,想再买一盒,打算输入15%的Code时候没找到地方,竟然自动
25%-Off了,感觉很爽,买两盒Chew。
N******o
发帖数: 3053
43
来自主题: Running版 - 衰了
下次预防万一,洗澡前来颗Chew,我现在Chew中毒。见效快,咖啡因加糖。
我还是比较牲口,昨天在Office弯腰拿什么起来后眼冒金星,过了一会儿回去Gym跑了
10mile好像也没问题。
a***8
发帖数: 2433
44
来自主题: Tennis版 - 蛇姐为啥不上网呢
多半会变成 chip and chew bullet or chip and chew lobster, hehe...
f*****g
发帖数: 15860
45
来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - Rounders 2
Rounders Script

[Man Narrating] Listen, here's the thing.
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the
table,
then you are the sucker.
Guys around here'll tell ya... you play for a living.
It's like any other job. You don't gamble. You grind it out.
Your goal is to win one big bet an hour, that's it.
Get your money in when you have the best of it, and protect it
when you don't.
... 阅读全帖
W********m
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - Elements of poker (129)
129. The Path of Least Resistance
There’s good resistance and bad resistance. When we resist harming
ourselves and others, that’s the good kind. When we resist reality,
that’s the bad kind. What we want to do then is apply the good
kind of resistance to the bad kind, and resist resistance.
What does it mean to resist reality? It means to wish things are
different than they are. The sequence of events goes like this. First,
we experience reality with our senses. We see, hear, touch, smell, and ta... 阅读全帖
s*****a
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来自主题: Travel版 - [四海拾贝]印象里的火车
chew-chew train.
I always think travle with train is kind of romance.
l*****o
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来自主题: gardening版 - 是不是可以开始准备种草了?
这个长周末就准备在家剪树枝外加整地了,希望草能种活。。。
本来想种tall fescue的,后来网上查了下推荐种SS6000, 包括
Variety Purity Germination Origin
Spartan II Hard Fescue 19.55% 85% OR
Zodiac Chewings Fescue 19.76% 85% OR
Garnet Creeping Red Fescue 19.44% 85% OR
Bewitched Kentucky Bluegrass 19.77% 85% OR
Intrigue Chewings Fescue 19.81% 85% OR
反正也不怎么懂,就听推荐的买了这个。
请问温度降到几度就可以开始种了呀?
q*********8
发帖数: 5776
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 又来荐片了 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 LosAngeles 讨论区 】
发信人: qilikala888 (qilikala), 信区: LosAngeles
标 题: 又来荐片了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Nov 23 03:42:35 2010, 美东)
刚才临睡去netflix找个段子看看,结果看到了这个,笑的抽筋,所以上来推荐一下。
Louis C.K.: Chewed Up
http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/Louis_C.K._Chewed_Up/70108425?trkid=1992150
不过比较三俗,就是那种没有界限啥都说的给成人看的单口相声。开始还是传统课题,
什么fxgi, cxxt, nxgro,没啥新奇,后来讲减肥,中年危机,养孩子,两口子。。。
靠,笑死我了!
youtube上找到几个Louis C.K.的段子,前几个就来自这个Chewed Up
Louis CK - Turning 40
Louis C K - Children and their secrets
Louis C K - Fun with a girl
Louis... 阅读全帖
t*********1
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 我是歌手复活赛真精彩啊
哈哈哈。。。。
太欢乐了,宗纬第二次上台,摇摇摆摆的唱那首馋。。。哈哈哈。。。馋死啦!
赞! 太牛了,驾轻就熟,挥洒自如啊~~~~
杨宗纬

作词:李宗盛
作曲:李宗盛、Mac Chew
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