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s*******1
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Is this New York? Yeah.. then I don't wanna go there. All I see in this
video is ching-chongs.
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Anthony Mayberry
1小时前
Don't go to California either then, punk.
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Simon Cho
38分钟前
+okrazeedits One point I want to make, I won't trash talk you, just give me
10 seconds of your brain.
iPhone is made (designed) in the U.S and if you use them yourself -- you
came to the wrong place to trash talk
iPhone is mostly manufactured by the people who you refer to as, "ching-... 阅读全帖
b******y
发帖数: 9224
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mail chimp is a good option you can try.
v****e
发帖数: 19471
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来自主题: Stock版 - Cramer说明天的GDP是0.5%
I like him for his entertainment value and the ability to move stock prices.
but hey, since when this chimp is in the business of predicting GDP?
S*******s
发帖数: 10098
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来自主题: Stock版 - 寻找合作伙伴
是不是类似这个
http://www.forexfraud.com/forex-articles/trade-chimp-hft.html

recent
traders
S*********g
发帖数: 24893
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美国投资大师伯顿·马尔基尔有一个很著名的理论:让一只蒙着眼睛的猴子用掷飞镖的
方式挑选股票,结果可能也跟专业人士挑的一样好。近日,英国《观察家报》一次为期
一年的“炒股比赛”证实了马尔基尔的观点:一只小猫“挑选”的股票全年盈利超过了
一组投资专家以及一群小学生。
据《广州日报》引述《观察家报》报道,该报在去年进行了一项实验,由三位资深投资
经理、一群小学生和一只名叫奥兰多的黄色虎斑猫比赛炒股,一年下来谁的股票盈利最
大者胜出。
根据比赛规则,在2012年初,参赛三方各获得5000英镑作为投资本金,自行挑选在英国
股市上市的五只股票投资,每隔三个月可以自由进行股票买卖。
投资经理团队和小学生团队根据自己的专业知识、经验和感觉来挑股票,而小猫奥兰多
则有自己独特的“挑选”股票方法:工作人员把一组数字模型摆在它面前,看它把自己
心爱的玩具老鼠丢在哪些数字上,这些数字最终组成股票代码,工作人员就代为购买哪
只股票。
2012年12月31日的最终统计结果显示,小猫奥兰多所挑选的股票总值为5542英镑,位列
冠军!
投资经理团队所持股票总值为5176英镑,位居第二,小学生团队表现最糟糕,股票价值
... 阅读全帖
y*e
发帖数: 9799
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来自主题: Working版 - summer internships
NYC Design Internship Opportunity - Digital Media
Razorfish is currently looking for a BFA candidate/graphic design student with specific interest in digital/interactive design to come join our New York creative team for the summer.
Responsibilities:
We ARE NOT looking for a Photoshop Chimp for our NYC internship program.
What we want is a creative innovator. A designer whose work bleeds perfection. A writer of copy you remember the next week. An architect of the next generation of websites. A r
S*******s
发帖数: 10098
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来自主题: Boston版 - 猪比狗更聪明?
我们小孩这么说了, 我就查了查网页, 据说猪的智商相当于3岁小孩,在动物中总知
商排列到第四位,在猿猴,dolphins, 大象之后。
rated 4th in overall intelligence, behind chimps, and elephants. They have
the intelligence of a 3 year-old child and enjoy playing with balls
p**********u
发帖数: 15479
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'Project Nim': A Chimp's Very Human, Very Sad Life : NPR
Nim Chimpsky - Wikipedia
解释了芝加哥南区为啥就算和芝加哥大学混在一起,也还是全美国犯罪率最高的地方。
n*********e
发帖数: 25274
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - 九月七号, 泽西好!
Chimp world
m**********n
发帖数: 27535
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - 怎样反击这个黑女人?
这种情况你就应该直接骂她泥哥和chimp
j**4
发帖数: 10425
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 国内是男人的天堂 (转载)
... did a black chimp fuck u in the ass?
v******k
发帖数: 808
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - union square 被抢
say this to him, "nigga, STFU and get ur ass back to the chimp land"
S*******s
发帖数: 10098
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - 猪比狗更聪明? (转载)
我们小孩这么说了, 我就查了查网页, 据说猪的智商相当于3岁小孩,在动物中总知
商排列到第四位,在猿猴,dolphins, 大象之后。
rated 4th in overall intelligence, behind chimps, and elephants. They have
the intelligence of a 3 year-old child and enjoy playing with balls
r*******u
发帖数: 8732
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【 以下文字转载自 Vancouver 讨论区 】
发信人: rainbowwu (miss wu), 信区: Vancouver
标 题: 一分硬币今起停發行 設計師鑄首飾留永恆
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Feb 4 14:30:03 2013, 美东)
加拿大皇家鑄币廠(Royal Canadian Mint,簡稱RCM)今日起停止發行一仙硬币,但仍
然讓一仙硬币流通;加國博物館與設計師以不同的創新意念,留住一仙硬币的永恆。
砌巨型壁畫紀念
自聯邦财長費拉逖(Jim Flaherty)去年宣布淘汰一仙後,設計師紛紛走出來「搞搞新
意思」,來自哈裏法斯(Halifax)的收藏家格魯謝茨基(Renee Gruszecki)将一仙硬
币融入珠寶首飾設計,重新賦予一仙硬币新生命,至今己收集得約3萬個一仙硬币,她
說:「楓葉代表加拿大一切事物,一仙硬币猶如是我們的身分象征,現在它不再與我們
同在,我感到十分傷感。」
加拿大銀行及貨币博物館(Bank of Canada's Currency Museum)爲了紀念一仙硬币的
曆史,動用近16,000個一仙硬币砌成一幅兩米乘兩... 阅读全帖
r*******u
发帖数: 8732
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【 以下文字转载自 Vancouver 讨论区 】
发信人: rainbowwu (miss wu), 信区: Vancouver
标 题: 一分硬币今起停發行 設計師鑄首飾留永恆
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Feb 4 14:30:03 2013, 美东)
加拿大皇家鑄币廠(Royal Canadian Mint,簡稱RCM)今日起停止發行一仙硬币,但仍
然讓一仙硬币流通;加國博物館與設計師以不同的創新意念,留住一仙硬币的永恆。
砌巨型壁畫紀念
自聯邦财長費拉逖(Jim Flaherty)去年宣布淘汰一仙後,設計師紛紛走出來「搞搞新
意思」,來自哈裏法斯(Halifax)的收藏家格魯謝茨基(Renee Gruszecki)将一仙硬
币融入珠寶首飾設計,重新賦予一仙硬币新生命,至今己收集得約3萬個一仙硬币,她
說:「楓葉代表加拿大一切事物,一仙硬币猶如是我們的身分象征,現在它不再與我們
同在,我感到十分傷感。」
加拿大銀行及貨币博物館(Bank of Canada's Currency Museum)爲了紀念一仙硬币的
曆史,動用近16,000個一仙硬币砌成一幅兩米乘兩... 阅读全帖
r*******u
发帖数: 8732
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加拿大皇家鑄币廠(Royal Canadian Mint,簡稱RCM)今日起停止發行一仙硬币,但仍
然讓一仙硬币流通;加國博物館與設計師以不同的創新意念,留住一仙硬币的永恆。
砌巨型壁畫紀念
自聯邦财長費拉逖(Jim Flaherty)去年宣布淘汰一仙後,設計師紛紛走出來「搞搞新
意思」,來自哈裏法斯(Halifax)的收藏家格魯謝茨基(Renee Gruszecki)将一仙硬
币融入珠寶首飾設計,重新賦予一仙硬币新生命,至今己收集得約3萬個一仙硬币,她
說:「楓葉代表加拿大一切事物,一仙硬币猶如是我們的身分象征,現在它不再與我們
同在,我感到十分傷感。」
加拿大銀行及貨币博物館(Bank of Canada's Currency Museum)爲了紀念一仙硬币的
曆史,動用近16,000個一仙硬币砌成一幅兩米乘兩米的巨型壁畫,博物館助理館長帕斯
莫爾(Raewyn Passmore)表示,一仙硬币自1858年發行至今,經曆數十年,至今因爲
通脹已貶值至沒有用處,是一個時代的終結。
Chimp慈善基金董事古比(Jeff Golby)則發起宣傳活動,遊說加人将所有一仙硬币投
入捐款錢箱,... 阅读全帖
K**z
发帖数: 255
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来自主题: Basketball版 - 大家也别老怪甜瓜
Come on, you guys are talking like those chimp sows.
W*******s
发帖数: 18705
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来自主题: Fishing版 - 唐诗三百首
是小猩猩,chimpanzee=Chimp
W*******s
发帖数: 18705
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来自主题: Fishing版 - 排名第一的唐诗
这些东西不能翻译的,翻了就没了意境。翻了好的,有了英文的意境就没了中文的意思。
朝辞白帝彩云间, 千里江陵一日还。 两岸猿声啼不住, 轻舟已过万重山。
Where is 白帝?Where is 江陵?What is 猿,Monkey or chimp?What is 万重山?
O***p
发帖数: 1333
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来自主题: Fitness版 - 今天引体向上
刚看了rise of planet of apes, 一个chimp一次可以做1千个pull up吧
r****n
发帖数: 1088
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来自主题: Fitness版 - 今天引体向上
不好说,但前臂肯定很强,在树上晃荡基本上靠握力。

刚看了rise of planet of apes, 一个chimp一次可以做1千个pull up吧
p*********l
发帖数: 26270
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来自主题: Fitness版 - 今天引体向上
chimp的手指脚趾都比人类长,grip要好很多
H****r
发帖数: 16240
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - AK党们一定要看的视频
but i think chimps are stronger than average people, especially in the upper
limbs.

非常非常好的特效,唯一露馅的地方就是猩猩连发ak是不可能的抓住枪的,声音也不是
ak的声音.
仔细看看好像也不是特效,猩猩拿的是个假枪?
H****r
发帖数: 16240
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - AK党们一定要看的视频
enn...not sure about the cleanning...
but i think a chimp can learn to field strip an AK and put it back together.
well maybe he can also do the AR.
j*****i
发帖数: 90
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - 求推荐消灭松鼠的武器
Have a heart for Squirrels !
http://www.amazon.com/Havahart-0745-Professional-One-Door-Chimp
z*****k
发帖数: 600
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Greatest of all time, or Grand chimp of all time, or just smoke up your own.
m*****i
发帖数: 1873
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - I like this one!
Full Tilt Poker Game #11044623305: Table Chimp (deep 6) - $1/$2 - No Limit
Hold'em - 5:03:51 ET - 2009/03/09
Seat 1: bucfanjay ($175.50)
Seat 2: burlee ($139)
Seat 3: lxj803 ($505.05)
Seat 4: thursd4y ($203)
Seat 5: yanjiegou2007 ($305.15)
Seat 6: trazz23 ($200)
lxj803 posts the small blind of $1
thursd4y posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to yanjiegou2007 [9h 9s]
yanjiegou2007 raises to $7
trazz23 calls $7
bucfanjay folds
burlee calls $7
lxj803 folds
thu
c***f
发帖数: 52
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - 这种情况应该chop吗?
我查了一下ICM,我大概有40%的equity,所以应该还算不错
http://www.thepokerbank.com/tools/pokerbank/chimp/
http://www.thepokerbank.com/strategy/tournament/icm/what/
m******n
发帖数: 251
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toysrus从这周开始连续五周发放free Halo Reach collectible cards (每周一张,5
张一套). 每张卡都有deal.这一周的deal是 $10 off any Xbox 360 Game. 下一周据
说是 $10 off any Halo games (except Reach)
卡上的deal可以无限次使用,举例说本周你可以把所有$10&under的local toysrus
xbox360 game一网打尽。 当你ring up的时候, total就会显示$0.
游戏包装上有sticker的,bar code被新的覆盖的,以及used game不能使用此deal.
附上免费游戏list (in store only):
Afro Samurai
Alone In The Dark
Bee Movie: The Game
Bionic Commando
Conan
Condemned 2: Bloodshot
Fracture
Guitar Hero 2 (Just the game)
Hail To The Chimp
Infinite Undi
b*s
发帖数: 82482
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吃bush meat在非洲很流行……
Chimp也吃猴子……
b*s
发帖数: 82482
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 易中天:我们为什么不能虐待动物
没听过……
不过不吃肉就进化不成人这个可是公认的……
Chimp也吃猴子呢,而且吃得很残忍
y****n
发帖数: 3184
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有些人也是这么想的
所以他们觉得随便糊弄一下的动画片票房怎么都能过亿
请看结果:
Mars Need Moms:基本下档了,目前美国票房20m
Alpha and Omega: 24m
Open season 2 and 3甚至没有公映,直接发行dvd
Ant Bully: 28m
Astro Boy: 19m
Battle for Terra: 1.6m
Planet 51:42m
Space Chimps: 30m
Surf's up: 51m
The wild: 37m
TMNT: 54m
s****n
发帖数: 786
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来自主题: Movie版 - 刚看了人猿猩球前转
你们左一个猩猩,右一个猴子,其实人家是chimp,里面还有金刚呢
这片子比衰神之锤好太多了。
W***s
发帖数: 955
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gorilla好像是母猩猩之间比较敌对,为了争夺公猩猩
真正凶悍的是chimp,经常把同类撕成对半吃了,这种事迹在gorilla身上好像还没听说过
很多草食动物aggressive towards human,很多成年野生动物捉来都养不活。这些都不
足以说明它性情特别凶吧

克。
k*****a
发帖数: 7389
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some one upstairs said the chimp's name is Kobab, not koba, who's right???
药叫12,13, for short, no need to waste time
B*********0
发帖数: 45
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来自主题: Movie版 - What REALLY happened to Pi
Just watched the most discussed movie yesterday and want to share my
thoughts about what really happened.
Pi raped the girl that he liked in the dancing session!
Yes, you heard me. The tiger represents the sex urge inside this adolescent
boy. Pay attention to the phrase here "a lotus hidden in the forest". When
Pi approached the girl and asked what her gesture is about, he was seeking
sex; and the girl flirted him back with this phrase. And the trouble began.
The storm is all psychological. The ... 阅读全帖
d**********n
发帖数: 3634
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来自主题: PhotoGear版 - 40 tips to take better photos
1. Get in close
It was the famous photojournalist Robert Capa who once said "If your
photographs aren’t good enough, you’re not close enough.” He was talking
about getting in amongst the action. If you feel like your images aren’t ‘
popping’, take a step or two closer to your subject. Fill the frame with
your subject and see how much better your photo will look without so much
wasted space. The closer you are to the subject, the better you can see
their facial expressions too. 


2. ... 阅读全帖
h**********0
发帖数: 1453
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 大猩猩好惨
bullshit
have u ever seen a woman whose face was smashed by a chimp in the youtube?
i******c
发帖数: 9350
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 大猩猩好惨
awwww, :(
she looks like a chimp now...
j*******e
发帖数: 3140
T********r
发帖数: 6210
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你这个论断假设同性恋者只和同性恋繁衍后代。但事实上是同性恋者很多都是和异性
繁衍后代的。人类社会也是最近才开始公开化正视同性恋的问题,以前同性恋不被社
会所接受,同性恋者更是基本上只有和异性结合这样的出路。
至于AIDS病,现在比较公认的看法是来源于chimp,大约起源于20世纪处,大规模
爆发于20世纪末。相比人类进化史,差得远了。所以这不能做为有利于你观点的证
据。
S*********g
发帖数: 24893
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Stock-Picking Cat Named Orlando Trounces Investment 'Professionals'
What do cats and monkeys have in common, besides being adorable and often
hilarious? They can both pick stocks better than investment professionals,
and also Jim Cramer.
A ginger tabby named Orlando beat a team of investment professionals and a
group of students in a year-long stock-picking experiment conducted by the
British paper The Observer. Orlando picked his stocks by throwing a toy
mouse at a grid of companies, while his ... 阅读全帖
Y****a
发帖数: 796
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - you asians are really pathetic
You are having sex with a female chimp? You are such a disgusting piece of
scum.

you
x***u
发帖数: 297
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麦卡锡毕业于美国乔治亚大学(2003)。受雇于自己创办的网站。
关于他的“假说”的评论:
http://observationdeck.io9.com/no-humans-are-not-chimp-pig-hybr
“Publicizing ridiculous independent, unpublished scientific hypotheses at
the same level as academically-scrutinized published scientific papers
confuses the lay audience into thinking that all scientific research is
similarly incompetent.”
n***p
发帖数: 7668
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来自主题: Joke版 - 看看大家退化得怎样?
In Practice, Chimp Memory
Study Flawed
IN THE NEWS FOCUS STORY “DID WORKING
memory spark creative culture?” (9 April, p.
160), M. Balter reports that “[c]himpanzees
are better than humans at some memory
tasks,” based on work with the chimpanzee
Ayumu (1). In fact, that study contained a
fundamental fl aw.
Ayumu received extensive practice on
the task; the humans to whom he was compared
received none. At least one subsequent
study (2) shows that, with even very moderate practice, humans can match... 阅读全帖
l****u
发帖数: 8729
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lanzhu (小懒猪) 于 (Mon Feb 7 16:45:47 2011, 美东) 提到:
【 以下文字转载自 LanZhu 俱乐部 】
发信人: kicolly (小苦妹), 信区: LanZhu
标 题: 看看大家退化得怎样?
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Feb 7 16:40:30 2011, 美东)
http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html
1. Touch 'start'
2. Wait for 3, 2, 1.
3. Memorize the numbers’ positions on the screen, and then click the
circles from the smallest number to the biggest number.
4. At the end of game, the computer will tell you the age of your
记得回来报个数... 阅读全帖
x*****a
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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the
car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to
the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep
them on the road all day. Could you p... 阅读全帖
g********d
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没看懂……

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the
car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to
the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep
them on the road all day. Coul... 阅读全帖
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