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f*****g
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - 回家前最后一把牌,tough spot
UTG($200) limps, 2 more limpers。
UTG很loose(当然也lose了不少,呵呵),但是最近半小时好象灵光一现,有几把牌都打
出超水平(好坏不论,但是风格在变)。对了,cmis91,你走后它就坐你的位子。
俺跟它本来没交集,唯一两把牌,第一把俺88,它66 pre-flop $12,c-bets 943
rainbow flop, check mini-raises 9 turn, checks river A,让俺88 call死。另一把
俺是89o,turn board 357-6,它bet folds,没有pay me off。
但是之后感觉这家伙对俺很敌意,恶狠狠的看俺,好几把明显是因为看见俺在pot里,
才有所小动作。
此外,这家伙连续slow played monsters至少3把,当然都是垃圾牌,比如58o flopped
boat, river quads这样的轻喜剧。还有一把T3s,flopped 2 pair, turned boat,
river pair和俺 chop chop。
OK,话说俺准备收拾回家($450),结果摸上来这... 阅读全帖
f*****g
发帖数: 15860
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - Rounders 2
Rounders Script

[Man Narrating] Listen, here's the thing.
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the
table,
then you are the sucker.
Guys around here'll tell ya... you play for a living.
It's like any other job. You don't gamble. You grind it out.
Your goal is to win one big bet an hour, that's it.
Get your money in when you have the best of it, and protect it
when you don't.
... 阅读全帖
s*********k
发帖数: 1989
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - pokerstar 5百万
All the final table guys go chop. LOL, guess no full-time guy went to
final table. For part-time players, chop is appearantly best. Each
get 100K+ plus. That is not trivial.
f*****g
发帖数: 15860
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i believe so (from multiple sources), no deposit/withdrawal for new accounts.
and if you guys dare, open new accounts, do multiple max deposits in a week,
then "lose" all to some old guys who don't have withdrawal problems, then
you two chop chop, hehe.
l*****g
发帖数: 1128
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - 大家谈谈自己最好的bluff把
俺来贴个自己还比较满意的bluff吧。
Stack 350$ with A5o OTB. Have been playing 2 hours on the table. Image: Not
too tight but aggressive.9 players on the table.
UTG +1 (good TAG, poker coach) raises to 15$, MP, HJ, SB and I call. 5
players to see the flop.
FLOP A 2 4rb with one spade.
SB check, OR bet 20, all call.
Turn is a Q of spade.
I am ready to fold if OR bets turn, which I am 100% he is going to. I put
him on AK. However, SB now leads out for a 25$ bet. She is a 30ish white
female. Loose passive. Chase a... 阅读全帖
h*******s
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - [合集] 大家谈谈自己最好的bluff把
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player (Hope is the best thing) 于 (Sun Nov 13 17:40:20 2011, 美东) 提到:
继续提高版上人气,也许老大可以搞个有奖征文,
大家说说自己得意的bluff,要把bluff 的思路讲清楚。 然后大家投票,得票最多者
奖励30 个包子。
当然,也后也可以讲best laydown,best thin value bet 一类,但俺觉得还是best
bluff 最刺激。
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nanpa (nanpa) 于 (Sun Nov 13 18:11:42 2011, 美东) 提到:
算不上最好的bluff,但还是很刺激,上周末的home game, 1/2
EP, raise to $7,CO call, button call,
hero SM 35o
$7 在这个桌上是个比较小的raise,后面两个limp应该也只是中/小对或SC之类的牌... 阅读全帖
c****1
发帖数: 457
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - what about this ruling?
Local casino. 1/3 PLO
Hero has $135 with Ad5d8c9c. Flop QdTd7h. So hero had nut flush and open
ender draw. Here went all in, 3 calls. Turn is another diamond, complete the
flush. check, all in , fold, fold.
Then the dealer throw the remaining cards into the muck and push the pot
into the guy who went all in. He completely forget Hero is in the pot and
didnt deal the river card! The table screams " there's another player in the
pot". The floor came over and said there's no way he can retrieve the... 阅读全帖
f*****g
发帖数: 15860
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介个,烂人实在太多了,尤其脏兮兮的那些老油条,赢个200乐翻天,输了就耍街头无
赖。
1)拿大牌千万别冲昏头脑;
2)钱不 $$全部$$ --进锅确认,决不亮牌;
3)在对方没有亮出经过dealer确认的牌前,绝不轻易muck自己的牌;
4) muck之前一定确认两遍没看错,没漏看str8之类的组合,因为有些赌场是不允许同
桌的人提醒你的;
5)如果还要加注,一定沉着,先口头申明raise,再想好数好,别不小心string bet痛
失value;
6)不要激动过度,漏掉后面还在局内还没说话的玩家,你要拿个第N nuts,高兴早亮牌
,对不起,人家后面有的是折磨你的法子;
7)muck的大牌没有必要亮给桌子看,除了得到廉价的唏嘘,一点意义没有,相反,你打
大牌的整条思路,压注大小,步骤尽在别人眼里。
.......
题外话,MDL阳台上藏污纳垢,有一圈吸大麻的,还盛情要给俺chop chop,lol。还有2
楼不愿意下去上厕所的,直接就在阳台角落里开干了,所以如果哪天你开车路过,突遇
雨露,莫要奇怪。还有爱吹牛逼的,那天一个打2/5的巴拿马小伙子,给大家讲自己在
巴拿马惹了黑帮边缘份子... 阅读全帖
p****0
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - Haha, best motion ever
其实我嘴很笨的。 只是当时抓住大家都心里。 Chip leader came back from
shortest chip to leader, 可能还没有回味过来,以为还在做梦吧,lol。 在还有7个
人的时候,他就说给他1000他就走人。 2nd leader is an old nice guy. Any
reasonable chop is ok for him. 3rd and 4th knew it's hard for them to stay
in to get 2nd or 1st facing two nit old guys. So chop was not bad for them.
Plus, there was tax issue too.
另外,老中的心算能力在这里起到作用了哦。 几个白人嫩是被我算得晕头转向,最后
就同意了。
我们这里的规定是5000以上,casino 会给W2,需要报税的。
f*****g
发帖数: 15860
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chop (Dividend Miles vs. Worldperk) 于 (Thu Dec 7 17:39:26 2006) 提到:
only 10000 points bonus, not a hot card ya?
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shallowater (shalloWater) 于 (Thu Dec 7 17:46:19 2006) 提到:
10000 pts may equal to $300-500. if u use it properly.. haha

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prospect (smile <-> life) 于 (Thu Dec 7 20:51:53 2006) 提到:
say say:?
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chop (Dividend Mile
b*****r
发帖数: 4717
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D9 Fri 2/4@El Chalten: Lago del Desierto, panoramic vista@Chalten
精神饱满地起了个大早,结果天阴半夜还下过雨。本来计划今天爬Fitz Roy。问hotel
mm怎么办,人说天阴估计也看不见山,建议坐车去Lago del Desierto,可以爬山看
个hanging glacier,还可以坐船湖上观光1小时。相比之下ice trek on Glacier Viedma
有些不值,坐船要花3小时,只在冰上走15分钟。就定了del Desierto的tour, 小巴
来回接送,一人100 peso, 不便宜。
那个tour 12:00才出发,起那么早不能爬Fitz Roy有些不爽,我就干脆回屋睡回笼觉
了。某人很勤奋去城里转悠拍了些Chalten的角落:
睡到点上车,发现车里的人群和昨天走Cerro Terro的很不同,老人小孩什么的一大家
子,我们又成outlier了。
车沿着那条穿城公路往北开,路上风景也很美,左边依山,右边傍河,看见很多人沿着
路trekk。途中司机又时不时停下让大家拍照。还在云里的Fitz Roy:
... 阅读全帖
f******g
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来自主题: Travel版 - [合集] 回国看了看
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tgbqaz (qz) 于 (Wed May 18 18:05:55 2011, 美东) 提到:
没有感觉任何不适,那些抱怨回国大病一场的,估计本来就有病
市政建设巨快。设施非常现代,去国11年后,所有地方都认不出来勒
不像这里,比如克利夫兰,3年后去看,一条路还在修建。丹佛5年了,回去滑雪一座房
子还没完工
国内吃得也不错,3。5元豆浆油条小笼包,这里10加元也买不到啊
物品极大丰富,饮料排了2堵墙,不像这里8,9种,牛肉干就有、、15种之多,鸭肫10种
,小吃吃不过来,多伦多就差远了,更别说美国鸟不拉屎中西部
各色蔬菜瓜果,热带亚热带温带,各色各样,这次枇杷,杨梅,夭芒,桑葚,甘蔗吃了
个够。这里超市整天苹果-橙子-香蕉-葡萄老四样,看着就没有食欲
公共交通便利极其便宜,无论地铁公车出租
高铁上海南京146块,都是满座,有些车次提前一天还要买站票,速度很快,过去5小时,现在1小时。和法国TGV,意大利欧洲之星看不出啥差别
政府也开始关心弱势群体,盲人有专门盲道,老人坐车不要钱,美国有木有啊?
... 阅读全帖
A*******y
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近几个月来开始试着在commute的路上玩手机游戏
那些什么切水果/temple run之类操作单调的游戏就不提了
几个大游戏也就那么回事
crime city/modern war就是耗时间,没剧情没技巧
chop chop runner打到后来就是看运气,图好就跑得远
有个模拟棒球的游戏画面还不错,不过不砸钱的话只能慢慢升级,没啥意思
塔防类我在pc上都懒的玩,别说手机了
玩来玩去,就那个仿mario kart的赛车游戏还行,其他赛车类应该也还不错
s*******t
发帖数: 3895
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来自主题: TVGame版 - 请教FIFA SKILL MOVE达人
这个貌似不是,CR Chop最近我用的非常多,是斜下45度LS配合假射。不过也有可能是
还有其他的按键方法。我还知道CR Chop还有一种按法,貌似是RS斜下45度两次加上LT
也可以做出。不记得了。最好按出来的还是是斜下45度LS配合假射,几乎不会失败。
s*******t
发帖数: 3895
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来自主题: TVGame版 - 请教FIFA SKILL MOVE达人
因为做CR Chop的时候,往往都是斜着45度往禁区里突破的时候,就是说球员身体的平
着90度和手柄上平着的90度其实是不一样的。如果想平着按,我是经常会按不准按成假
射。而假射和CR Chop的最大区别就在于,一个球在身前,一个在身后,这两个动作所
针对的对方球员的所处位置和跑动方向,都是不同的。所以我现在的按法,比较不会让
自己出现失误。
很丢人的问一句,怎么贴图啊?我的Cisse大概220场200球左右,这样看来进球率大概
在0.91左右。具体我晚上回去看看。
h***9
发帖数: 8948
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来自主题: TVGame版 - fifa14最大的变化
4*的球员只能做standing chop,所以需要按LT放慢速度
5*的才能做running chop
L**********s
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来自主题: yoga版 - 2012 21-Day Yoga Challenge
今天的素食recipe:http://www.vegetariantimes.com/recipes/11690
Arugula-Ricotta Omelet for One
ingredient list
Serves 1
1 egg plus 2 egg whites, or 2 whole eggs
1 small shallot, chopped (2 Tbs.)
1 oil-packed sun-dried tomato, finely chopped, plus 1/2 tsp. oil from
jar
1 cup arugula
1 Tbs. low-fat ricotta cheese
Directions
1. Whisk egg and egg whites with 1 Tbs. water in small bowl. Season with
salt and pepper, and set aside.
2. Place shallot, sun-dried tomato, and reserved oil in sm... 阅读全帖
p**********t
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来自主题: astrology版 - 继续灌水。。。
我有一百零八个问题
先提几个:
你这手艺哪儿学的?
令堂做菜是不是也很好吃?
令妹是不是也精通于此?
你这菜只是做给自己吃么?
从图上看很漂亮,味道也很好吃么?能不能提名版上哪位作为第三方去尝尝?
chop chop...
j**n
发帖数: 13789
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来自主题: astrology版 - 最喜欢单身的星座大排行zz
We’re bombarded every day by magazines and websites advising us how to
find our soul mate. But how honest are you being with yourself? Is a small
or a huge part of you content being single? Not every sign is delirious1
about being part of a perfectly matched twosome.
我们每天都被杂志和网络上的很多建议我们如何找到灵魂伴侣的信息轰炸,但是,
你对自己有多诚实呢?你是有一点点安于单身现状还是非常满足于单身?不是每一个星
座都着迷于投身到完全和谐的二人世界之中。
Virgo is probably top of the list for self sufficiency2, especially the
female of the species. They can be phenomenally picky about pro... 阅读全帖
P*******i
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来自主题: astrology版 - 最喜欢单身的星座大排行zz
这是英文学习?

We’re bombarded every day by magazines and websites advising us how to
find our soul mate. But how honest are you being with yourself? Is a small
or a huge part of you content being single? Not every sign is delirious1
about being part of a perfectly matched twosome.
我们每天都被杂志和网络上的很多建议我们如何找到灵魂伴侣的信息轰炸,但是,
你对自己有多诚实呢?你是有一点点安于单身现状还是非常满足于单身?不是每一个星
座都着迷于投身到完全和谐的二人世界之中。
Virgo is probably top of the list for self sufficiency2, especially the
female of the species. They can be phenomenally picky ... 阅读全帖
x******n
发帖数: 8550
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来自主题: gardening版 - 青菜吃不完怎么办
chop chop and freeze them all.
s******r
发帖数: 4749
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来自主题: gardening版 - [合集] 青菜吃不完怎么办
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gator2006 (戒网一个星期) 于 (Sun Oct 31 21:12:25 2010, 美东) 提到:
家里的几种青菜、白菜,一个个都长那么大了
征求吃法!~
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gsxdca (似曾相识的我) 于 (Sun Oct 31 21:54:33 2010, 美东) 提到:
腌咸菜,酸菜.
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BabyGirl2008 (BabyGirl2008) 于 (Sun Oct 31 23:02:47 2010, 美东) 提到:
宁缺勿滥啊宁缺勿滥啊
养只小兔子吧
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xianyunn (little devil) 于 (Mon Nov 1 00:04:24 2010, 美东) 提到:
chop chop and freeze them all.
... 阅读全帖
b*s
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 看看这位香港诗人的诗如何 (转载)
藏刀比廓尔喀刀差远了
The kukri is effective as both a chopping and a slashing weapon. In combat,
it is used in two different styles: stabbing with the point, slashing or
chopping with the edge. Because the blade bends towards the opponent, the
user need not angle the wrist, which makes the kukri more comfortable as a
stabbing weapon than other straight-bladed knives. Its heavy blade enables
the user to inflict deep wounds and to cut through muscle and bone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kukri

英文是什么?那是藏民还是... 阅读全帖
E*i
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - “大妈”成英语单词了 (转载)
哈哈,Long time no see... 我一直就这么用的啊。。。
from Wiki:
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the earliest appearance of the
phrase "long time no see" in print was in 1901 in W. F. Drannan's Thirty-One
Years on the Plains and in the Mountains, in which a Native American man is
recorded as greeting the narrator by saying, "Good morning. Long time no
see you."[1] This example is intended to reflect usage in American Indian
Pidgin English.
An earlier use of the phrase, though not as a greeting, is fro... 阅读全帖
s***s
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非常有趣的片子,讲述的是一个富婆寡妇Madame D被人毒杀引发遗产之争。主人公
Gustav遭人陷
害蹲监狱,凭着在酒店和监狱积累的人品和忠实的小跟班Zero的帮助,最后志满意得的
故事。不过再后来却被士兵杀掉。摘录几句有趣的台词:
1. Gustav在监狱攒人品送粥和蛋糕给狱友:Rise and shine, chop chop.
2. Zero来探监,Gustav睁着熊猫眼得意地讲述他在监狱打架赢得狱友尊敬的一段:
When you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy-ass..
.Beat the sh** out of XX who has the gall to challenge my virility... Like
Penny Dreadfuls, you've got to prove yourself from Day 1.
3. Gustav是个屁精,整天要喷巨多的香水 L'air de Panache.
4. Zero样样都顺从师傅Gustav,唯独受不了Gustav挑逗他... 阅读全帖

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来自主题: Movie版 - 在AMC买票看wonder woman
you want me get chopped chopped by gf...
bad bad....
a*******l
发帖数: 2353
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来自主题: MusicPlayer版 - 09/16/2007 Class Review
9/16/2007 Class Review
1, 扫弦节奏着重2,4拍。 以如下和弦进行为例
Am / | C G
Am / | F G
节奏型 帮 帮 帮帮帮帮。
2,音阶练习,四个常用大调音阶指型的连接。
如R/5小指 音阶和 R/5中指 音阶之间的转换。
尝试任何手指滑音换把位。
在音阶转换的基础上编辑自己的音阶练习,sequence of 4.
3,换把练习上次课说的jazz chords
节奏:Strum & Chop
Gmaj7 G6 -> G#maj7 G#6, etc
Am7 Am6 -> A#m7 A#m6, etc.
速度不需太快,注意 chop 前留够时值。
4,Hal Leonard Book(以后简称Hal book) Pg. 19
C G7
Tom Dooley, 吉他弹旋律。
5,读 Hal book Pg8, Pg 10, Pg 13
Antiwheel
09-16-2007
m*******V
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【 以下文字转载自 Food 讨论区 】
发信人: morningLV (serendipity), 信区: Food
标 题: 【 美食摄影活动-烹饪】五道菜晚餐?午餐!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Apr 23 01:16:38 2014, 美东)
看看能不能挣点儿包子。。。:) 这是我们家前年。。。的圣诞晚餐,因为“图控”(我
)的原因,变成“圣诞午餐”。做的都是常用的书里比较简单的西餐菜式,放在一起看
也有些规模哈。
开胃菜:Baked Brie with Honeyed Raspberries
材料:
1 块轮状Brie Cheese,250g左右。冷藏变硬后,把上面的白色的外皮切掉。Brie的白
色外皮在加热时是不会融化的,这样就相当于做了一个盛了奶酪的小碗。
1/4 cup蜂蜜
1 tsp balsamic vinegar
1盒raspberry(6盎司)
适量rosemary做装饰
做法:
1 烤箱预热350F度,把Brie放在小盘中,入烤箱加热3-5分钟。我在盘子下面垫上隔热
的硅胶垫,防止下面的brie受热过度化得太软,从rind的裂缝处流出来。到br... 阅读全帖
d********0
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - [合集] 好怀念单身, 恐惧结婚
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aaaaabbbbb (aaaaabbbbb) 于 (Fri Dec 17 13:57:40 2010, 美东) 提到:
如果能有永远单身就好了.
这样想和谁约会就和谁约会, 想和谁sex, 就和谁sex,
想一个人出去旅行, 就一个人出去旅行, 一个人旅行还省钱, 还能交朋结友.
想怎么吃就怎么吃, 也不用做饭洗碗了
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GetThere (我是delia姐姐的粉丝) 于 (Fri Dec 17 14:02:56 2010, 美东) 提到:
谁逼着你不单身了?
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aaaaabbbbb (aaaaabbbbb) 于 (Fri Dec 17 14:11:26 2010, 美东) 提到:
众望所归, 女大当婚
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juanxi (胡安 . 克塞) 于... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - [合集] 饭费玉清的都是什么人呀?
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Rollr (Wiwi) 于 (Sat Dec 18 01:41:28 2010, 美东) 提到:
用那个腔调和台风唱歌的人,粉丝可能是些30后或者40后的奶奶们吧?
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juanxi (胡安 . 克塞) 于 (Sat Dec 18 04:23:11 2010, 美东) 提到:
哪儿有她的歌,俺听听看是啥样.
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eternalsky (好好学习) 于 (Sat Dec 18 06:57:35 2010, 美东) 提到:
他当年唱的 一代皇后大玉儿 的片尾曲 十几年过去了我还是很喜欢
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Rollr (Wiwi) 于 (Sat Dec 18 07:32:49 2010, 美东) 提到:
他应该红的年代比邓丽君还早一些或者是同一时代的人吧?每次来... 阅读全帖
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ruomu (ruomu) 于 (Wed Jul 20 11:36:02 2011, 美东) 提到:
一帖帮大家解迷惑!省的太多洋品牌 咱因为不明不白 就成了土人 咳!
YouTube 大多数人都会将它读成「You to be」,其实 Tube 的正确读法应该是 [
/tu:b/ ];翻开字典,可以查到 tube 是管、筒的意思,在英文俚语里面, tube 被当
作电视或电视机,例如:「Whats on the tube?」就是「电视在播什么节目?」 。
因此, YouTube 意即「你,电视机」,也就是说,透过这个网站,每个人都可以成为
电视机,皆具有放映影片的能力。 这个超多人读错的说。
Skype 是网络上另外一个很红的常被念错的产品。常听到的错误读法是[skai pi]
,事实上,在 Skype 官网上,便载明如下的发音说明:「Skype 与 ripe 和 type 谐
音。」也就是说,Skype 的发音应该是 [skaip],音似「司盖ㄆ」而非「司盖屁」。
1.顶尖品牌
首先是最... 阅读全帖
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chop! chop!
i****a
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来自主题: Joke版 - Cantonlish
港澳人才看得懂的英文
So many people die, never see you die. 甘多人死,唔見你死。
You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出嚟行?
If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 如果你夠姜既話就放馬過嚟。
“I saw a pork chop” 我見到件豬扒啊。
Are you road? 你係咪路啊?
What the water are you? 你係乜水啊?
Do you big me? 你大我啊?
Zebra chops people. 班馬劈友。
The king of the cutting girl. 界女王。
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 批我個頭俾你當凳坐。
Do you think me didn’t arrive? 你當我無到?
You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, bro... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Joke版 - 胡果威:中国式英语
http://my.cnd.org/modules/wfsection/article.php?articleid=34163
有人将Chinese和English合成为“Chinglish”,这便是“中国式英语”。Chinglish分
为四种,第一种是用中文思维写英语,第二种是用中文直译,第三种是恶搞,第四种则
是病句。
毛泽东离世后,我曾在工厂的子弟中学教过英语。当时的英语教材充满了政治色彩,都
是国内的一些三流的“翻译家”为了配合政治需要而胡乱编出来的,非常落伍。例如,
有一课是写劳动节的,“Labor Day, Labor Day. We are happy and gay.”若从语法
来看,好像也没有错,但是gay一词,在西方已经成为同性恋的代名词,洋人看了会觉
得怪怪的,这就是典型的用中文思维的方式,查字典写出来的中式英语。
改革开放初期,国人的英语水平较低,常闹出许多笑话。我曾见过一张有若干头衔的名
片,其中之一是“对外联络部”主管,英文的翻译竟是“Intercourse Department”。
Intercourse确实有“社交”、“交往”和“交际”的意思,但是早已过... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Joke版 - Advertising (转载)
http://www.npr.org/2012/05/05/152069733/former-talk-show-host-d
quote:
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SAGAL: All right, here is your first aptonym. In 2006, the Wall Street
Journal mentioned a lawyer named? Was it A: Hy Lee Paid?
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
SAGAL: B: Sue Yoo? Or C: Judge Reinhold?
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
CAVETT: Lord. I'm going to go with Sue Yoo and assume he's Chinese.
SAGAL: No, it is Sue Yoo, you're right.
(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)
SAGAL: And yes, she's the Chinese...
(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAU... 阅读全帖
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打算在我们的toastmaster meeting 上做joke master,自己从网上找的笑话瞎编了一
下安在自己头上,听众都是老外,教育水平有高有低,不过普遍好像不是非常高。请大
家看看好不好笑,如果有人能帮改一改,让听着更自然一点,感激不尽。
Good evening, Madam toastmaster, fellow toastmasters. My name is xxx, I am
a Chinese. today I am going to tell you some of my stories the first year
when I was in America.
A couple of years ago at the first time I came to America, I was
interviewed by a lady immigration officer at the custom. I was trying to ask
her something , but I was so nervous and I was just switch... 阅读全帖
w*p
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: wep (买不到鸡蛋了!), 信区: Military
标 题: Obama admin bans pork products from federal prisons
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 12 11:57:43 2015, 美东)
Finally, the government has decided to eliminate pork — from the menu in
federal prisons
The nation’s pork producers are in an uproar after the federal government
abruptly removed bacon, pork chops, pork links, ham and all other pig
products from the national menu for 206,000 federal inmates.
The ban started with the new fiscal year las... 阅读全帖
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Salmon Yummies
one 14.75-ounce can of wild salmon, drained and deboned
1 egg, slightly beaten
1 carrot, shredded
1 tablespoon of fresh parsley, chopped
1 tablespoon minced garlic
1 cup chopped spinach, packed
1/2 cup low-fat plain yogurt
1 cup rye flour
1 tablespoon canola oil or your favorite oil
preheat oven to 375F
place all ingredients in a bowl and mix thoroughly. Refrigerate 1 hour.
dust hands with rye flour and roll mixture into 1-inch balls
place balls on lightly greased baking sheet and
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汗,我是个笨麻麻,照片怎么改大小啊?我只会chop。。。图都被chop得不行了。。。
我娃不喜欢照相,一看镜头就扭头,用声音吸引他回头抓拍,表情却还是很严肃,一笑
不笑得。。。好的照片都得抓拍,都是不看镜头的。。。
x********u
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more like chop chop,haha
z*****e
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来自主题: pets版 - 尿堵送去了急诊医院
我建议你给猫饮食以罐头为主,并且添加chopped parsley or parsley 泡出来的汁。
Parsley对肾和尿路系统有非常好的保健作用,但又不像cranberry酸性那么强。
坚持经常引用,甚至可以使肾结石逐渐消失。
前段时间Fluffy又有点UTI的症状。
我就用开水泡parsley汁拌在罐头里,又加了不少chopped parsley。
结果Fluffy在24小时之内就恢复正常了~
n***j
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来自主题: Whisper版 - 大家猪年快乐(zz) (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Parenting 讨论区 】
发信人: chop (Southwest Sucks!), 信区: Parenting
标 题: 大家猪年快乐(zz) (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Feb 16 14:20:10 2007)
发信人: chop (Southwest Sucks!), 信区: Go
标 题: 大家猪年快乐(zz) (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Feb 16 12:35:01 2007)
发信人: Barnett (poorman), 信区: NCAA
标 题: 大家猪年快乐(zz)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Feb 16 11:52:49 2007)
发信人: oloolo (戒网几天), 信区: Memory
标 题: 大家猪年快乐!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 15 23:48:24 2007)
>>> ..╭︿︿︿╮..╭︿︿︿╮..╭︿︿︿╮..╭︿︿︿╮..
>>> ..{/ o o \}..{/ . . \}..{/ O O \}..{/ X o \}..
c****t
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转自“Print" January/February 2004 page 16
CHOPPED TO PIECES
The Olympic logotype is an undisputed classic, but the same usually can't be
said for the Game's regional branding attempts. Host countried struggle (often
unsuccessfully) to develop graphics matching the iconic splendor of those
interlocking rings. Already, many Chinese are offended by the Beijing 2008
logo--a stylized runner and abstracted traditional chop, or seal, for Beijing.
When officials unveiled the logo, designed by little-known
c****t
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来自主题: SciFiction版 - 云图 英文版
THE GHASTLY ORDEAL OF TIMOTHY CAVENDISH
One bright dusk, four, five, no, my God, six summers ago, I strolled along a
Greenwich
avenue of mature chestnuts and mock oranges in a state of grace. Those
Regency residences
number among London’s costliest properties, but should you ever inherit one
, dear Reader, sell
it, don’t live in it. Houses like these secrete some dark sorcery that
transforms their owners into
fruitcakes. One such victim, an ex-chief of Rhodesian police, had, on the
evening in qu... 阅读全帖
M******8
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来自主题: Translation版 - 胡果威:中国式英语 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: Math1978 (数学), 信区: Joke
标 题: 胡果威:中国式英语
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Nov 9 08:41:53 2012, 美东)
http://my.cnd.org/modules/wfsection/article.php?articleid=34163
有人将Chinese和English合成为“Chinglish”,这便是“中国式英语”。Chinglish分
为四种,第一种是用中文思维写英语,第二种是用中文直译,第三种是恶搞,第四种则
是病句。
毛泽东离世后,我曾在工厂的子弟中学教过英语。当时的英语教材充满了政治色彩,都
是国内的一些三流的“翻译家”为了配合政治需要而胡乱编出来的,非常落伍。例如,
有一课是写劳动节的,“Labor Day, Labor Day. We are happy and gay.”若从语法
来看,好像也没有错,但是gay一词,在西方已经成为同性恋的代名词,洋人看了会觉
得怪怪的,这就是典型的用中文思维的方式,查字典写出来的中式英语。
改革开放初期,国人的英语水平... 阅读全帖
T*******y
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"俺第一个投的反对票", "第二个投的支持。"
ah? An ID can vote twice or more?
I might have voted yes twice then. I wrote a long sentence in the comments,
but it was chopped up, so I went back and pressed the "vote" button again,
but still the comments were chopped, so I let it go. But if so, I might have
voted twice. This voting setting is dumb.
g***o
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来自主题: BNU版 - 列车上的奇遇
interesting!
I think maybe he want to show love ! :-)
//admire chop jj
can play piano and singing ne !
then did you go with him ?
so regret that I can not listen chop jj's song ya!
q******d
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来自主题: BNU版 - Re: a must see ppmm :))
I have to tell the truth to all.
Please please believe me~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This ppmm is
chop.
HAAAAAAAAAAAA..............
Chop don't kick me!!!!!!!!
run, run, huchi, huchi,...........
c**y
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来自主题: XMU版 - Mexican corn bread
JALAPINO BEEF -MEXICAN CORNBREAD
1-1.5lbs groud meat (beef or pork, I use half-half)
2 eggs
1 cup yellow cornmeal
1 cup milk
0.5 cup cooking oil
0.5 teaspoon baking soda
0.5 teaspoon salt
1 can 15oz. cream of corn
half medium size onion - chopped fine
0.5 lb cheddar cheese - grated
3 hot jalapino peppers - chopped
In a skillet saute ground meat with extra onions, bell peppers (if you like)
unitl meat is brown.
Remove from skillet and drain in colander.
Mix eggs, cornmeal, milk, oil, soda, salt a
S*****T
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来自主题: ZJU版 - [转载] 北美实用食品英语
【 以下文字转载自 Overseas 讨论区 】
【 原文由 chinadian 所发表 】
一.Poultry  家禽类
1.鸡鸭:
Fresh Grade Legs(thigh) 鸡大腿
Fresh Grade Breast 鸡胸
chicken fryer小鸡块
Chicken Drumsticks 鸡小腿
Chicken Wings 鸡翅
Turkey 火鸡
chick gizzard鸡杂
Duck trim drum鸭翼脾
2.猪肉:
Liver 猪肝
Pork ribs 排骨
feet 猪脚
Kidney 猪腰
bag 猪肚
Hearts 猪心
Pork Steak 猪排
Pork-pieces 廋肉块
Pork Chops 连骨猪排
Rolled Pork loin 卷好的腰部瘦肉
Rolled Pork Belly 卷好的腰部瘦肉连带皮
Pork sausage meat 做香肠的绞肉
Pork Fillet 小里肌肉
Spare Rib Pork chops 带骨的瘦肉
Spare Rib of Pork 小排骨肉
Pork Dripping 猪油滴
Lard 猪油
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