l*****e
发帖数: 8596 | 1 Brown Banded Cockroach
好像是这种 |
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a********l
发帖数: 39524 | 3 g7 can all go suck putin's cockroach. |
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o****p
发帖数: 9785 | 4 They love cockroaches but not because of roaches... |
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i*****s
发帖数: 15215 | 5 生活在莫斯科地下室里的洞穴蟋蟀
Moscow basements are inhabited by many creatures: rats, mice, fleas,
cockroaches, bugs, crickets, spiders and it’s so remote from the full list.
Some guys were installing video surveillance systems and found a basement
full of hundreds or thousands of creatures resembling crickets. It was hot
and dump there and the insects seemed to like this climate.
Cave crickets are called so because they live deep in caves. Their long rear
limbs and giant, as opposed to the body, antennae ser... 阅读全帖 |
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t****e
发帖数: 616 | 8 想当年老子往菌斑粪坑里扔了几颗炸弹，
what a blow job,
blew the shit out of those cockroaches...
好像也炸过水版哈
好像马上就要万盛节了啊 |
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r***u
发帖数: 1272 | 9 1.有次房东问我 did u eat anyting yet? 我说no.
她听后重复了一遍 so u didn’t eat anyting. 我说 yes...
房东老太太犹豫了下
又问did u eat ？
我说 no. 她接着说 so u didn’t eat .
我说 yes ......
估计她当时要崩溃了
2.刚上班不久，有个公司的A/R打电话来催支票，我循例问了一下他是哪间公司打来的
，那男的很有礼貌的说：“This is xxx calling from Beach Brother." 听懂了很开
心，不过由于对公司名字还不熟，心想先用笔记下来公司名，省得等下忘记了，正得意
忘形之间，顺嘴开始拼写人家公司的名字，还说得一本正经："b.i.t.c.h......bitch,
correct?"。。。。。那男的终于还是没能忍住怒火，近似于怒吼似的对我喊道："NO!
!! B.E.A.C.H.....BEACH!!!!!!"
接下来的一年里，没再跟这间公司又过任何生意往来......汗
5.我男朋友以前在温哥华乘skytrain的时候，一个白人女人说：I am sorry. ... 阅读全帖 |
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p**t
发帖数: 222 | 10 在其他地方看到的，据说是真事：
一个小伙子刚到学校，去了事先找好的公寓，没想到在厨房、厕所的柜子里发现好多蟑
螂，就给房东打电话，可是怎么也想不起cockroach这个词，房东看他说不清楚，就自
己上门来了。
小伙子打开厨房柜子，房东看到好多蟑螂，不禁大喊一声：＂Oh, Christ!＂。小伙子
暗暗记在心里，来到厕所，拉开柜门，大叫到:"There are lot of Christ here too!" |
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s******r
发帖数: 5309 | 11 This site is a CCP embassy controlled cockroach nest.
From the web:
"A military forum moderator 'roseriver' was believed to be the granddaughter
of former communists tycoon Chen Yun, Chen Xiaodan. The discussion was
swiftly killed, and IDs participated the discussion were believed to be
banned by emabssy employee who held root password. The disciplinary action
was not conducted by the moderator, thus the allegation.
Chen Xiaodan was criticized on using marked police convey as escort when she
tou... 阅读全帖 |
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m****n
发帖数: 2754 | 12 你有没有搞错啊
可以毒杀 cockroach 的药，
也可以毒杀人类啊 |
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m****n
发帖数: 2754 | 13 How do you like cockroaches? |
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c****g
发帖数: 977 | 14 刚发现这个比较强劲，一边自己出口成脏，一边去告人骂人。听说过卖了表，建贞节牌
坊；没听说过在建的贞节牌坊边继续卖表。这个和F一墨一样，自己下流，却哭哭啼啼
说别人奔下三路。
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发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 6 22:13:47 2012, 美东)
F粪就这样，辨理辨不过就开始骂人；骂人骂不过，就开始学cockroach四处乱爬。 |
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c****g
发帖数: 977 | 15 刚发现这个比较强劲，一边自己出口成脏，一边去告人骂人。听说过卖了表，建贞节牌
坊；没听说过在建的贞节牌坊边继续卖表。这个和F一墨一样，自己下流，却哭哭啼啼
说别人奔下三路。
您被举报的信息如下:
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举报时间：2012-03-06 22:20:47
举报标题：骂人诬蔑
举报描述：骂人污蔑建议封查此人
举报类型：版面文章
所在版面：未名水世界(WaterWorld)
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处理结果如下：
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删帖处理，提醒注意言辞，理性讨论
发信人: catveg (catveg), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 走地鸡，每天需要人揭一下丑，不然睡不着 - 受虐狂
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 6 22:13:47 2012, 美东)
F粪就这样，辨理辨不过就开始骂人；骂人骂不过，就开始学cockroach四处乱爬。 |
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t**********2
发帖数: 1704 | 16 along with fly, cockroach and rats. :D |
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i*****5
发帖数: 116 | 17 fuck you bitch. you stupid cunt, you are more than disgusting than the piece
of shit licked by cockroach.
you mother fucker, you do not want to start with me. you asshole: you need
to get some cucumbers to fill your three holes. ok, you fucking old ass.
you fucking liar. |
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l******o
发帖数: 8344 | 18 Radio Stations - Florida
RADIO STATION GENRE LOCATION
WATR-AM 1320 Waterbury, CT Oldies USA
FSN Feature Story News World News News,News Updates USA
High Plains Public Radio Classical,Public USA
Thug Zone Live Hip Hop USA
IRSO-FL Roots of Soul R&B USA
Western Intertie Network (WIN System) Talk USA
Mountaineer Radio Adult Contemporary,Classic Rock,Pop USA
Classic Radio JAR101 Adult Contemporary,Soft Rock,Pop,Top 40 USA
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d******a
发帖数: 150 | 19 1.刚上初中那会儿第一次去学校厕所而且一般都要和OFFICE里的人报告就屁颠屁颠地跑
去了，一到那里是个白人大妈值班看到我问我要干啥。。。我想想说厕所washroom是不
是太土了点就和她说：Where is the bedroom located? I need to pee。然后就看那
大妈瞪着我问：excuse me? 我就特傻地继续问：Bedroom,u know where u pee and
poo =.= 大妈想了想就微笑地和我说：I’m sorry honey we don’t have a bedroom
in school, but if u r looking for a bathroom it’s down the hall. 我当时就汗
了，把bathroom说成bedroom=.=|||
2.来的第二年了，我去商店买鞋，然后拿着就去问营业员：is this made of beef or
pork ( 俺的意思就是猪皮还是牛皮的），那个营业员的表情到现在都记得。
3.刚来，去SENECA体育馆打羽毛球，不会说羽毛球，连手势带比划，看门小姐还是不懂
。急了！！... 阅读全帖 |
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s****a
发帖数: 131 | 20 Dictionary = Indicatory
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Elvis = Lives
Listen = Silent
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Madam Curie = Radium came
A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
The country side = No City Dust Here
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
Postmaster = Stamp Store
A telescope = To see place
The eyes = They see
The ears = Hear set
The cockroach = Cook, catch her
Waitress = A stew, Sir?
The centenarians = I can hear ten "t |
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a******g
发帖数: 1538 | 22 It is illegal to skateboard on walls “or other vertical surfaces” in Palo
Alto.
Wearing a sweatshirt inside-out is deemed a “threatening misdemeanor” in
Half-Moon Bay.
In 1930, the City Council of Ontario (California) passed an ordinance
forbidding roosters to crow within the city limits.
In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of
a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Peeling an orange... 阅读全帖 |
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j****e
发帖数: 12067 | 23 一个小伙子刚到学校，去了事先找好的公寓，没想到在厨房、厕所的柜子里发现好多蟑
螂，就给房东打电话，可是怎么也想不起cockroach这个词，房东看他说不清楚，就自
己上门来了。小伙子打开厨房柜子，房东看到好多蟑螂，不禁大喊一声：＂Oh, Christ
!＂。小伙子暗暗记在心里，来到厕所，拉开柜门，大叫到:"There are lot of Christ here
too!" |
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x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 24 These are from actual resumes:
"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.
"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of
my immediate availability."
"Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act
on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap."
"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost money.
I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich."
"Note: Please don't mis... 阅读全帖 |
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n***d
发帖数: 8857 | 25 【 以下文字转载自 Apple 讨论区 】
发信人: cockroach (冬冬), 信区: Apple
标 题: 想买个iphone，这样搞行不行
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Jul 30 18:10:17 2011, 美东)
听说iphone5过一两个月就出来了，但现在又不能没有手机，想
在att上买个1分钱的iphone3，加入两年的contract，然后等
iphone5出来的时侯upgrade成iphone5。问题是：能upgrade吗？
是按照买个新的iphone5的价钱upgrade的吗？upgrade之后是否
需要重新交activation fee? |
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r*********e
发帖数: 29495 | 26 当年俺闹过很丢脸的，俺就不提了，还是看别人的开心开心吧，哈哈哈～
有次房东问我 did u eat anyting yet? 我说no.
她听后重复了一遍 so u didn’t eat anyting. 我说 yes...
房东老太太犹豫了下
又问did u eat ？
我说 no. 她接着说 so u didn’t eat .
我说 yes ......
估计她当时要崩溃了
刚上班不久，有个公司的A/R打电话来催支票，我循例问了一下他是哪间公司打来的，那
男的很有礼貌的说：“This is xxx calling from Beach Brother." 听懂了很开心，不
过由于对公司名字还不熟，心想先用笔记下来公司名，省得等下忘记了，正得意忘形之
间，顺嘴开始拼写人家公司的名字，还说得一本正 经："b.i.t.c.h......bitch, corr
ect?"。。。。。那男的终于还是没能忍住怒火，近似于怒吼似的对我喊道："NO!!! B.
E.A.C.H.....BEACH!!!!!!"
接下来的一年里，没再跟这间公司又过任何生意往来......汗
我男朋友以前在温哥华乘sky... 阅读全帖 |
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c*******g
发帖数: 1996 | 27 The picture of him biting those cockroaches, rupturing them with his teeth
and engulfing the insects alive as they tried to escape his mouth and run
for their lives almost make me feel sorry for the roaches, not for him...
And I find roaches extremely disgusting! |
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o******1
发帖数: 12177 | 28 oh my ...I have cockroach phobia. I will be paralyzed by the sight of one in
my room. |
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g**********s
发帖数: 694 | 29 Oriental Cockroach，还真他妈是国货 |
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s*****o
发帖数: 2490 | 30 我们做实验用的成年American cockroach要$2一只呢 |
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f********t
发帖数: 6999 | 31 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: dayetama (dayetama), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 笑到疯了：那些年，我们的英文震惊了全世界
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 31 18:07:28 2014, 美东)
1.刚上初中那会儿第一次去学校厕所而且一般都要和OFFICE里的人报告就屁颠屁颠地跑
去了，一到那里是个白人大妈值班看到我问我要干啥。。。我想想说厕所washroom是不
是太土了点就和她说：Where is the bedroom located? I need to pee。然后就看那
大妈瞪着我问：excuse me? 我就特傻地继续问：Bedroom,u know where u pee and
poo =.= 大妈想了想就微笑地和我说：I’m sorry honey we don’t have a bedroom
in school, but if u r looking for a bathroom it’s down the hall. 我当时就汗
了，把bathroom说成bedroom=.=... 阅读全帖 |
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i*****0
发帖数: 2327 | 32 部分评论
dwtomczyk
11 MINUTES AGO
cockroache's are less expensive
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madddddddddddddd
21 MINUTES AGO
this is a great tale,,,,,,,,,,,,,does it end in duck soup???????????????????
???????
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onlyway2goisup
24 MINUTES AGO
I'll go quakers if those ducks are hurt coz you better duck if one feather
gets plucked!
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Naturally safe
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m**d
发帖数: 21441 | 33 客运火车创造全国铁路测试速度新纪录，比原纪录提高了10公里。
据报道，在首都到阿格拉的一次测试中，印度一列客运列车创下了每小时160公里的全
国新的速度记录。引入高铁是莫迪总理在竞选时所做出的重要承诺，莫迪于5月赢得大
选。在3日的测试中，这列客运列车用90分钟完成了新德里到阿格拉200 公里的路程，
最高时速比之前的纪录提高了10公里。
NEW DELHI: An Indian passenger train set a new national speed record of 160
kilometres an hour (100 miles an hour) on Thursday during a test between the
capital and Agra.
The introduction of high-speed links and bullet trains were one of the key
poll campaign promises of Prime Minister Narendra Modi, who won elections in
May.
周... 阅读全帖 |
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z*****n
发帖数: 7639 | 34 这是Madagascar cockroach，国内那种厨房的蟑螂长得
不是这样，而且蟑螂怕光，行动非常敏捷，会飞。这种
环境下根本不会只呆在那个池子里。 |
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M*******n
发帖数: 10087 | 35 the title says "cockroach" |
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x*****8
发帖数: 315 | 37 过敏,只消一只跳蚤咬过就足以导致过敏了.
还没有发现跳蚤那是好事. 做好预防措施很重要.猫很容易被传染上跳蚤的.
强烈推荐diatomaceous earth. 洒在门前门后以及院子里可以很好的防跳蚤.跳蚤感染
时直接撒在地毯里效果也是立竿见影的.
这东西不是靠化学成分杀虫的.详情自己见这里：
Diatomite is used as an insecticide, due to its abrasive and physico-
sorptive properties.[8] The fine powder absorbs lipids from the waxy outer
layer of insects' exoskeletons, causing them to dehydrate. Arthropods die as
a result of the water pressure deficiency, based on Fick's law of diffusion
. This also works against gastropods and is commonly e... 阅读全帖 |
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D*****r
发帖数: 6791 | 38 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: joycee (买买提头号女魔头), 信区: Joke
标 题: 房东彻底晕了(zz)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 21 20:51:21 2011, 美东)
一个小伙子刚到学校，去了事先找好的公寓，没想到在厨房、厕所的柜子里发现好多蟑
螂，就给房东打电话，可是怎么也想不起cockroach这个词，房东看他说不清楚，就自
己上门来了。小伙子打开厨房柜子，房东看到好多蟑螂，不禁大喊一声：＂Oh, Christ
!＂。小伙子暗暗记在心里，来到厕所，拉开柜门，大叫到:"There are lot of Christ here
too!" |
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t**********3
发帖数: 12623 | 39 If you want to get rid of cockroaches in your house, just leave absolutely
no food out and ignore them, they will be gone eventually. |
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t**********3
发帖数: 12623 | 40 Or you can move somewhere else, leave the house full of cockroaches and
their shit all over themselves. Then they will be left with two options: 1)
eat their own shit then eat each others; 2) eat each others' shit then eat
each others. |
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l****i
发帖数: 617 | 41 at least this banana theory, along with other methods, seems help me when
dealing with something beyond my current capability, such as cockroach. - I
think this part is okay.
but just put it aside. |
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T*******y
发帖数: 6523 | 42 The question is why you think of Eckhart Tolle and Byron Katie as "有我".
I give some examples how Eckhart does not identify himself as some identity,
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"I don't feel any different inside from the way I felt a few years ago when
I was a hermit. It still feels exactly the same inside. And, I don't have a
mental image of myself as a spiritual teacher. When people go and I'm alone
there really isn't anybody there. It's just a state of stillness. I don't
carry around inside me the image of me... 阅读全帖 |
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