w****m
发帖数: 5 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: wfengm (大明), 信区: Military
标 题: 作为一个Comedian, 我觉得Jimmy Kimmel的道歉算是足够诚恳
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 29 22:43:45 2013, 美东)
他的措辞虽然包含American humor，但他用了"Apologize"并且态度也比较诚恳。建议
大家多看看Daily Show，Colbert Report等等，了解一下美国Comedian的文化。John
Stewart做错事情的时候也有类似的道歉。
我觉得到目前为止，针对Jimmy Kimmel本人的抗议已经取得了不错的效果，过分极端的
目标只会让我们失去支持。如果说还有让我觉得不满的话，那个show的producer很有问
题，未来的抗争我们应该质疑为什么ABC没有把包含genocide的言论给剪掉，让电视台
作出更加正式的道歉（面向整个Chinese Community，而不是个人）。
BTW，我非常荣幸的参加了纽约的protest，深深感到建立我们自己的政治团体的迫切性
。我们应该... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2048 | 2 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
Muchistrue (HelloThere) 于 (Tue Oct 29 02:35:26 2013, 美东) 提到:
赞👍！
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rainhorse (rainhorse) 于 (Tue Oct 29 02:42:00 2013, 美东) 提到:
Support!!!
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cycle (wolfpack) 于 (Tue Oct 29 02:44:58 2013, 美东) 提到:
我要拿横幅，没法举牌子，一个中年白人女士主动要求帮我举牌子，后来她要走
的时候还一再和我说你们干得好。路上也有行人问起我们抗议的原因，听我们
解释后都表示非常支持。我们的抗议是有广泛的群众基础的，我们应该让更多
的人了解和加入。
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q***2
发帖数: 1861 | 3 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: karks (karks), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 我12岁来美，今年26岁，还是无法融入美国社会
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 5 00:05:03 2010, 美东)
最爱吃的是中餐，虽然对西餐不排斥，某些西餐也挺喜欢。
mp3 player上中国音乐比西方音乐多的多。
最喜欢上的网是mitbbs和新浪，美国人的论坛和blog除了一些电子游戏论坛，别的兴趣
不大。
youtube最喜欢看的节目是凤凰卫视锵锵三人行，虽然偶尔也看看什么daily show,
stephen colbert.
看中文速度最快最轻松（但是写作估计中国初中水平），虽然英语读写毫无问题。
说中文最顺畅，虽然比起土生土长的中国人来说很多词汇和句子组织速度显得迟钝。说
英语没问题，但是感觉不如中文顺畅，很多词汇和句子组织和美国人比显得迟钝，很多
用词脱口而出的时候偶尔会有轻微语法错误（复数单数，do/does, 之类）。
没有美国朋友，虽然交心中国朋友也不多，“朋友”就是熟人而已，但是美国朋友熟人
也谈不上有几 |
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Q*K
发帖数: 3464 | 4 http://searchengineland.com/bing-why-googles-wrong-in-its-accus
Along with everything else going on for Bing’s Harry Shum on Tuesday — a
panel about search spam, dealing with Google’s accusations that Bing “
copies” Google’s results — Shum dealt with perhaps his most important
worry. Reassuring his son that Bing wasn’t “cheating” as a search engine.
“The worst part for me is that after I finished the panel, I sent an email
to my son, who’s in high school, and said look, in case you hear anything... 阅读全帖 |
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t********7
发帖数: 132 | 5 贴个10年黄西在RTCA diner的script，这么久了还是觉得超好笑啊！！！
这里面我最喜欢的段子是——
if elected, i will make same-sex marriage not only legal, but also required.
逗！死！了！！！
但是看脚本的乐趣远远不如看视频。。所以更想去现场了！
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTYyODQ0NDky.html
有想去看现场的去注册，大家组个队！
http://www.thechineselink.com/joewong
网上注册学生票只要16 at door是20
全文如下：
Good evening everyone, my name is Joe Wong.But to most people, I am known as
Who?, which is actually my mother's maiden name and the answer to my credit
card security question.
But joking aside I ... 阅读全帖 |
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H*A
发帖数: 46 | 7 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
DATE: May 5, 2015 11:38:21 AM CDT
UPDATE: Suspect Arrested, Charged in Fatal Stabbing at 7807 Hiawatha
Charges have been filed against a suspect arrested in the fatal stabbing of
a woman at 7807 Hiawatha about 5:30 p.m. on April 29.
The suspect, Cavalas Prater (b/m, 35), is charged with capital murder in the
183rd State District Court. He is accused in the death of Su-Jung Teng, 79
, of the above address.
A photo of suspect Prater, who is in the Harris County jail on an ... 阅读全帖 |
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e********3
发帖数: 18578 | 8 Rihanna
Novak Djokovic
Warren Buffett
Tim Cook
Barack Obama
Mitt Romney
Wang Yang
Ron Paul
Angela Merkel
Lionel Messi
Hillary Clinton
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, and Pippa Middleton
Adele
Stephen Colbert
Kim Jong Un
Bashar Assad
这么多如雷贯耳的名字你一个都不知道？连政治局常委候选人汪洋都不知道？ORZ. |
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a*****e
发帖数: 2194 | 9 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: sunnyday (艳阳天), 信区: Joke
标 题: 好可怕的寄生虫 (EEEE....)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 8 20:04:38 2009, 美东)
昨天的Colbert Report 上提及了一种寄生虫，说是会把寄主的舌头吃掉，
然后就占了舌头的位置充当新的舌头了。
我今天查了一下，晕，居然基本上是真的~~~~
是一种鱼身上的寄生虫Cymothoa exigua，寄生之后就代替了鱼的舌头了，
可以完成舌头的大部分功能性。 |
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I***a
发帖数: 13467 | 10 骨哥你听NPR 的wait wait don't tell me，很有意思的节目，
还有 Jon steward 和那个 colbert report，都蛮好玩的节目。 |
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c********h
发帖数: 191 | 11 Steelers owner Dan Rooney在日前NFL owner 会议上获得授予NFL executives的最
高奖NFL Executive of the Year。一生行事极为低调的Rooney从来不喜欢成为焦点
人物。但这次是躲不掉了。该奖今年改名为George Young，为纪念去年去世的Giants的
这位曾五获该奖的VP。Rooney 1972曾获次奖。
rams的president of football operations Jay Zygmunt排名第二，steelers director
of football operations Kevin Colbert 和rams的GM Charley Armey并列第三。 |
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t*n
发帖数: 14458 | 12 西雅图双雄名列前茅，最后一个数字是passes thrown to
14 - Chad Johnson Cin. (16) 170
11 - Donald Driver G.B. (16) 137
11 - Darrell Jackson Sea. (16) 156
10 - Keary Colbert Car. (15) 92
10 - Az-Zahir Hakim Det. (12) 57
10 - Koren Robinson Sea. (10) 67
10 - Jimmy Smith Jac. (16) 137
10 - Fred Taylor Jac. (14) ?
9 - Rod Gardner Was. (16) 106
9 - Randy McMichael Mia. (16) ?
8 - Antonio Bryant Cle. (15) 99
8 - Eddie Kennison K.C. (14) 106
8 - David Patten Was. (16) 95
8 - Jerry Porter Oak. (16) 136
8 - Isaac Bruce Stl. |
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m*********r
发帖数: 4692 | 13 欧应该是用时最少的了，加上Keeper比较弱，没啥希望，凑合玩吧, sigh
QB:
Kyle Orton
Jake Plummer
RB:
LaBrandon Toefield
Kevan Barlow
Fred Taylor
Domanick Davis
WR:
Jabar Gaffney
Keary Colbert
Charles Rogers
Hines Ward
TE:
Alge Crumpler
K:
David Akers
DEF:
Detroit Lions
New York Jets |
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s********h
发帖数: 63 | 14 Hehe, so wuliu, just for fun. How does USC NFL fantasy this team look like?
I think a very strong team. The defensive team is very strong. OL is a bit
weak, though.
POS ## OFFENSE
QB Carson Palmer Bengals
RB Reggie Bush Saints
RB Lendale White Titans
WR Keyshawn Johnson Panthers
WR Keary Colbert Panthers
TE Greg Guenther Titans
TE Dominique Byrd RAMS
OT Winston Justice Eagles
OT LaJuan Ramsey Eagles *
C Norm Katnik |
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b******u
发帖数: 469 | 15 我还是相信Kevin Colbert
期待后续八卦
, |
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l*x
发帖数: 14021 | 16 http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000092358/article/emmanuel
Faking an injury has never been so expensive.
The NFL announced Friday it has fined Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver
Emmanuel Sanders $15,000 and the Steelers organization another $35,000 for
Sanders' faking of an injury against the Cincinnati Bengals on Oct. 21.
"Despite the account given by Sanders during our November 2nd meeting,
neither the video sequence of the pertinent plays nor the observations of
the on-field official supp... 阅读全帖 |
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b*******o
发帖数: 832 | 17 4.
avg每年超过600万就是Kevin Colbert脑子有屎 |
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b*******o
发帖数: 832 | 18 自从Todd Haley来了, 匹兹堡在训练营, 季前赛以及赛季初挂掉的人包括但不限于:
去年, 一轮秀David DeCastro, 季前赛
今年, 二轮秀Le'Veon Bell, 季前赛, 又是mofo季前赛
今年, 主力C Pouncey, 第一轮第一节, 由去年伤愈的DeCastro贡献
今年, 新签RB Stephens-Howling, 第一轮
今年, 主力ILB Foote, 第一轮
至于前年Arians还在的时候搞得新秀八荣八耻ACL撕裂, 去年三轮秀Sean Spence在训练
营基本生涯报废这种事儿就不能赖Todd Haley了, Mike Tomlin引咎吧, Kevin Colbert
给你介错. |
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b*******o
发帖数: 832 | 19 不知道Colbert和Rooney现在看着Cards的Arians, 再看看自己队里Romo的同义词Haley,
是什么想法. |
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d*********o
发帖数: 6388 | 20 http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/01/23/super-b
Celebrities swarming Super Bowl ads
SodaStream Unveils Scarlett Johansson as its first global brand ambassador.
Arnold Schwarzenegger looks a little different in the Bud Light Epic Night
spot for the Super Bowl called "The Perfect Beer for Whatever Happens."
Stephen Colbert strikes a Heisman pose in the Super Bowl commercial.
Kia will use the Super Bowl to showcase the all-new K900 luxury sedan in a
60-second spot featuring Lauren... 阅读全帖 |
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b*******o
发帖数: 832 | 21 RIP Bill Nunn and Kevin Colbert. |
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b*******o
发帖数: 832 | 22
LeBeau现在的战术主要还是outta date而不是繁复. 当年只要zone blitz加上CB keep
pressure就能搞定的事情被狗蛋儿一个promotion扫得精光. 而且现在OTA时间越来越少
, 当年光训练都能搞废八荣八耻和屎盆子, 现在不给训更是接茬伤(当然Jones和
Shazier主要是年轻人态度过于积极.... 当然Colbert的选秀被人诟病很久了. 虽然说
比起Al Davis老先生还是高到不知哪里去了, 不过看看布朗笨狗巴蒂魔仨B队, 再想想
人家绿湾, 只能一声叹息仰天泪目大喊fire Haley了(咦... |
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b*******o
发帖数: 832 | 23
For starters, Kevin Colbert needs to go.... |
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a*****g
发帖数: 19398 | 24 【 以下文字转载自 Programming 讨论区 】
发信人: ananpig (●○ 围棋数学一把抓的安安猪), 信区: Programming
标 题: 围棋18路棋盘的可能棋局数量算出来了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 9 19:33:10 2015, 美东)
一大堆的 server 算了９个多月——
http://tromp.github.io/go/legal.html
Number of legal 18x18 Go positions
Following 9 months of computation and 4 petabyte of disk IO on a Dell
PowerEdge R820 server, generously provided by Piet Hut, and administered by
Lee Colbert, at the IAS School of Natural Sciences in Princeton, we
determined
L(18,18) =
6697231142888292128927401... 阅读全帖 |
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a*****g
发帖数: 19398 | 25 Number of legal Go positions
The 361 points on a 19x19 Go board can be colored empty, black, or white.
Only some of the 3^361 possible positions are legal, namely those where
every group of connected stones of the same color has an empty point
adjacent to it. In the position above, black stones at E18 and N9 lack such
``liberties'', making the position illegal. Due to its capture rule, the
positions that can arise in a game of Go are exactly the legal positions. On
Jan 20, 2016, the number of le... 阅读全帖 |
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h*h
发帖数: 27852 | 26 【 以下文字转载自 Mathematics 讨论区 】
发信人: ananpig (●○ 围棋数学一把抓的安安猪), 信区: Mathematics
标 题: 19路围棋的所有合法图案终于出来了 Number of legal Go positi
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jan 27 18:50:19 2016, 美东)
发信人: ananpig (●○ 围棋数学一把抓的安安猪), 信区: Programming
标 题: 19路围棋的所有合法图案终于出来了 Number of legal Go positi
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 22 10:38:03 2016, 美东)
Number of legal Go positions
The 361 points on a 19x19 Go board can be colored empty, black, or white.
Only some of the 3^361 possible positions are legal, namely those where
every group... 阅读全帖 |
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N******t
发帖数: 16051 | 27 我们有三个月免费HBO，正好看一季game of thrones，吼吼～～ 不过我应该还会继续
subscribe，给他们贡献多点利润好有钱多拍几季，别像rome一样因为没钱拍夭折了
big bang theory里面我喜欢那个可爱滴阿三 lol
我感觉锻炼的时候很难用心follow剧情，所以一般都是看些已经看烂了的sitcom，或者
jon stewart阿colbert之类的 |
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m**e
发帖数: 79 | 28 【 以下文字转载自 Football 讨论区 】
发信人: southbeach (Oops), 信区: Football
标 题: USC NFL Fantasy Team
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Aug 18 00:21:42 2006)
Hehe, so wuliu, just for fun. How does USC NFL fantasy this team look like?
I think a very strong team. The defensive team is very strong. OL is a bit
weak, though.
POS ## OFFENSE
QB Carson Palmer Bengals
RB Reggie Bush Saints
RB Lendale White Titans
WR Keyshawn Johnson Panthers
WR Keary Colbert Panthers
TE Greg Guenther |
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t***u
发帖数: 20182 | 29 本赛季又看热闹，我田球迷一如既往向前看了。话说牛狗的招生真好，可惜了又。
Alabama
21 commitments
No. 1 class in SEC
No. 1 class in the country
1.Five-star WR Calvin Ridley (Pompano Beach, Fla.)
2.Five-star QB Blake Barnett (Corona, Calif.)
3.Five-star CB Minkah Fitzpatrick (Jersey City, N.J.)
4.Five-star S Delonte Thompson (Orange, Texas)
5.Four-star OG Lester Cotton (Tuscaloosa, Ala.)
SEC College Football Recruiting DirectSnap Live Updates
Arkansas
16 commitments
No. 9 class in SEC
No. 18 class in the country
1.Four-star DT Hjalte... 阅读全帖 |
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s*******r
发帖数: 1285 | 30 這個討論根本沒有太大的意義!
有人喜歡吃魚有人喜歡吃肉!
有人滑雪技術爛得很但是卻敢下 Colbert's Collier! (在我看來那是 insane !!!)
每個人有各自追求的目標 ...
有人認為會玩公園才算牛!
有人認為會卡無才算牛!
有人認為會滑磨菇才算牛!
...
我個人認為 ... 磨菇 ... 是雪場內最難的了! |
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l*****7
发帖数: 2844 | 31 老美的确有点倒霉
两个都是好球没了
晚上的colbert 和 stewart又要放炮鸣冤了 |
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B****s
发帖数: 1509 | 32 原来大师一直是像Steve Colbert 那样扮演行艺角色啊！我还一直纳闷怎么说专业踢球
出身的不至于评球那么离谱啊！ |
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l*******n
发帖数: 132 | 33 The Melia Colbert and Melia Alexander are charming boutique hotels and very
reasonable. right in your price range. 交通方便。基本上属于市中心了。 |
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r****1
发帖数: 4301 | 34 1.吴彦祖，陈冠希，刘德华，韩国的赵仁成都是实打实的金星处女
金星处女的女明星气质一绝，很多好莱坞的顶级都是金星处女
2.刘亦菲也是金星处女
3.好莱坞最美丽的黑珍珠，哈利贝瑞，也是金星处女
4.还有最美的古典美女，凯瑟琳泽塔琼斯也是金星处女
5.还有打DIOR香水广告的好莱坞顶级美女，查理兹塞隆，狮子座的，金星处女，也是超
级漂亮的
6.史上最帅的男明星，徐怀钰的我是女生里的歌词，你不要学罗伯特迪尼罗，装酷站在
巷子口那里等我，太阳狮子，金星处女，也是绝帅
7.还有国外演超人的那个里弗，太阳天秤，金星处女，上升狮子，也是超级帅气
8.好莱坞还有一个绝色美女，黛博拉蔻儿，美貌不输伊丽莎白泰勒，太阳天秤，金星处
女。
9.貌似琼芳登，演蝴蝶梦的，也是太阳天秤，金星处女，也是很漂亮的
10.法国最美丽的小天后，Alizee
太阳狮子，金星处女，超级漂亮
Sun in Leo 28�24'
Moon in Gemini 15�34'
Mercury in Virgo 11�26'R
Venus in Virgo 16�34'
11.Au... 阅读全帖 |
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n****6
发帖数: 15 | 35 http://www.newsancai.com/index.php/big5/photo/262-entertainment
安詳女神—葛麗泰·嘉寶(Greta Garbo)
無論是在無聲電影時代，還是在目前這個有聲電影世界里，同性戀女演員對好萊塢電影
的發展起到了非常重要的作用，但是她們的貢獻卻很少被人提起。
葛麗泰·嘉寶（Greta Garbo），出生於1909年，好萊塢乃至風靡整個世界的明星。她
在好萊塢19年，從無聲電影跨越到有聲電影，一共拍攝了27部電影，取得了無與倫比的
成就。參演的電影作品主要有：《激流》（1926年）， 《肉體與魔鬼》（1927年）
，《安娜克里斯蒂》（1930年），《安娜卡列尼娜》（1935年）， 《茶花女》（1935
年）；但是1941年拍完《雙面女人》後，正值巔峰時期的嘉寶突然隱退，成為了好萊塢
一個永遠的謎。
嘉寶在1990年去世前寫過一本自傳，但是這本自傳也未曾提及她離開好萊塢，回歸平凡
生活的原因。嘉寶的低調以及遠離公眾也是眾人皆知的，她退出好萊塢之後基本過著隱
居的生活，不喜歡被人打擾。關於這一點，有個小故事，說嘉寶的一個朋友把電... 阅读全帖 |
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n******d
发帖数: 159 | 36 that is a funny one
good thing the winner was not there to accept the award. who is that guy
anyway? i'm betting on Alec Baldwin or Steve Carell. Tony Shalhoub and
Charlie Sheen are pretty good too. wouldn't expect him to win. |
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a******5
发帖数: 313 | 37 face the nation 有点象央视对话或者经济半小时。
最近看了colbert report，这个老兄象个小品演员，表情极其夸张，一旦嘉宾有点分析，立刻想点搞笑问题搞搞气氛。
美国的电视貌似走两个极端，严肃的就特别一丝不苟，例如一些高端访谈，感觉没有茶余饭后那种闲聊八卦的气氛，呵呵。 |
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x*****i
发帖数: 4035 | 38 same feeling here
that's why i can't cancel my cable - the daily show and colbert report are
my bedtime entertainment now |
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a*****i
发帖数: 4391 | 39
lost
heh tune to comedy central for 1 hour of jon stewart + stephan colbert~ |
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a********l
发帖数: 39524 | 40 如果只能选择一个，the x-files。
友情提名：family guy, the office,malcolm in the middle.
stephen colbert,jon stewart不知道算不算。 |
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t********r
发帖数: 126 | 41 among all the late show hosts, I like david letterman the most. he has great
personality. then conan in the second, i even place leno after conan. the
only good part of leno's show is his monologue. all his other segments are
not even interesting. his interviews with his guests are boring. on the
other hand, conan is young. his show is edgy and definitely appeals to young
people like jon stewart and stephen colbert's. they have a loyal bunch of
fans among 20-40 age group. his acts are quirky, o |
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发帖数: 5550 | 42 看jon steward和Stephen Colbert...不过他们两个地show要看懂对我来说有点难度。
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发帖数: 126 | 43 u r fast. i just saw it on wsj. it's kind supprise to me he would choose
cable over network. or he didn;t have a choice? but if jon stewart and
stephen colbert can flourish so can he. |
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发帖数: 126 | 44 which time slot is he going be on? is he going to compete against jon's
followers and colbert nation:)? |
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发帖数: 14889 | 45 NEW YORK, N.Y. --
TBS says Conan O’Brien was welcomed back to television by more than 4.1
million viewers.
The former host of “The Tonight Show,” who left NBC eight months ago,
returned to late night Monday with a new talk show, “Conan,” which
premiered on basic-cable network TBS.
In the 11 p.m. Eastern hour, O’Brien’s opening night throttled his direct
rivals on Comedy Central. “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” was seen by 1.
3 million viewers, followed by “The Colbert Report” with 1 million.
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发帖数: 61690 | 47 很多阿。daily show, colbert report, jimmy kimmel,包括letterman.
letterman收视率虽然比不过leno,但是他的广告收入比leno的show高。所以cbs很满意
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发帖数: 17520 | 49 RE ， 这种所谓 “主流"媒体都要有选择性的看听
洗脑成分太大
我觉得还是 the daily show 和 Colbert report从一定程度上更
"informative" |
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发帖数: 559 | 50 木看呀，狠喜欢colbert report..
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