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T*******x
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来自主题: Military版 - 法国是一个神奇的国度
https://longingfordeath.wordpress.com
My parents’ relationship was loveless, violent and broken due to her
disillusionment with my father after ten years as he failed to make enough
money, and grew balder and fatter and no longer lived up to the White male
Prince Charming she had wanted (separate bedrooms, forced to sleep on the
couch, extreme violent fighting). My brother and I suffered extreme
psychological and physical abuse (beaten with coat hangers by our mother,
Tiger Mommed, had her threa... 阅读全帖
m**c
发帖数: 7349
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来自主题: Military版 - 强奸上了中国脱口秀节目
The episodes had on the couch the mother and grandmother of 22-year-old Qian
Qian (not her real name) and they described how she was raped by three men
at the age of 17.
They went on tell how she was raped again two years later by a taxi driver.
According to their testimony, he was able to rape her repeatedly and she
bore him two children.
W*****B
发帖数: 4796
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40岁女人心如蛇蝎啊,坐地吸土的年龄,59的丈夫根本伺候不了,29岁小伙还是警察,
床上搞得肯定挺欢
The Greek Ambassador to Brazil was murdered by his wife’s lover, a 29-year-
old police officer who has confessed to killing the diplomat at his home and
then burning the body in his car to cover up the crime, Brazilian
investigators say.
Brazilian investigator Evaristo Magalhaes told reporters on Friday that Fran
oise Amiridis, 40, arranged the Rio de Janeiro murder of her 59-year-old
husband, Ambassador Kyriakos Amiridis. The murder is said to ... 阅读全帖
t******g
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来自主题: Military版 - 说说你经常弄错的单词吧!
我都记couch potato,沙发土豆。
t******l
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来自主题: Military版 - 小姐夫第一次戒网失败
中肯的说,现代医学的看法,男女性欲高是好事而不是坏事(疾病造成的另说)。
现代社会性欲高要泻火很容易。。。视觉效果方面,男有苍老师爱情动作片,女有
female friendly 版本,实在不行小嗟夫街拍几张回去撸,也不违法。。。触觉效果方
面,各种锂电池震动棒,双头版和双人版应有尽有。。。而泻火本身就是一种锻炼,好
比去健身房。
床上死鱼倒是现代医学毫无办法的事,就好比 couch potato 去不了健身房就没辙。。
。也就只能需要时上洁尔阴头痛医头脚痛医脚,但指标不治本。


: 你真的需要找失足妇女泄火了,看啥都是对你性骚扰

W*****B
发帖数: 4796
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白人学生被绑架,虐待,警方积极果断,全力侦破,几天之内解救,所有嫌犯均被判重
刑,首犯被判155年,从犯至少12年起。小黄人能有这待遇吗?
Kidnapped and tortured: One player's unbelievable story
A college football player thought he and a friend were going to meet up with
two women. Instead, they were abducted and tortured for 40 hours -- all
because of a teammate.
NIKO KOLLIAS WATCHED his blood swirl down the bathtub drain. There was so
much. And it was coming from so many places. His head. Both of his legs. And
the gaping cuts where they had sliced the webbing b... 阅读全帖
a*****8
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看到外F的猖獗,看到白人的中国配偶全是外F,男性小五毛小粉红们全部崩溃,悲愤交
加,胡言乱语
http://m.ltaaa.com/Index-article-pid-22885.html
My wife grew up poor. Like unimaginable poor compared to my upper middle
class life in idaho.
我妻子成长于贫穷家庭。和我在爱达荷州的中产阶级生活相比,简直难以想象。
For birthdays kids would get a whole fucking egg and usually would still
share with the insane amount of family members they had. Not even jerking. I
saw her birth place and went there more times than i wanted. If you could
say shit hole thats what it was.
在生日那天,孩子们会得到一个完整的蛋... 阅读全帖
W*****B
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Non-stop business knowledge
Get more on The Bloomberg App
Puerto Rico’s Mass Migration Is Reshaping Florida
After Hurricane Maria ravaged Puerto Rico, Luis Cruz got a generator
connection from the bakery next door to run lights and fans in his Humacao
martial-arts studio. But last month, only about a third of his students were
still practicing karate kicks and punches. Many had left for the U.S.
mainland.
“Thank God I didn’t lose my gym or my home in the storm, but I depend on
clients who did,” ... 阅读全帖
d*b
发帖数: 21830
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来自主题: Military版 - 打对折1950. 拿了一条
不好弄。。。burberry只有NY有outlet. 而且outlet卖的跟网上的不一样。当然,你要
没买过retail版的,骗你这种不懂的人也无所谓,反正就是一格子围巾,类似的连
couch都做过
y****g
发帖数: 36950
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来自主题: Military版 - 打对折1950. 拿了一条
我有很多burberry,1865,london BRIT PROPSUM几个线都有买过。我看一下洗标商标
和吊牌就知道真假的。

:不好弄。。。burberry只有NY有outlet. 而且outlet卖的跟网上的不一样。当然,你
要没买过retail版的,骗你这种不懂的人也无所谓,反正就是一格子围巾,类似的连
:couch都做过
D**S
发帖数: 24887
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来自主题: Military版 - 表演还要加强,下次再来
被最后一个出场的日本选手给挤出前三名了。曾经Leader's Couch三个座位都是华人,
最后都未能拿牌,可惜!
P****i
发帖数: 12972
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来自主题: Military版 - 都是拿鸦片商的回扣
阮医生通过开鸦片药买了13辆豪车,两辆法拉利,两辆兰博基尼,一个spyker。
http://www.themoreheadnews.com/news/case-study-drs-john-p-couch-and-xiulu-ru
an/article_2ebed58f-ca15-5408-8e20-c3023596b919.html
Ruan, however, owned 13 luxury cars including two Ferraris, two Lamborghinis
and a Spyker Laviolette that sells for around $200,000.
r****d
发帖数: 1557
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来自主题: Military版 - 话音刚落。武磊又进一个
一帮中国couch potatos 倒贴千万看一帮外国球队淘汰下来的洋落儿踢球。这傻逼程度
比外f只强不弱
C******y
发帖数: 3249
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来自主题: Military版 - 北美病夫的迅速南非化
北美病夫的迅速南非化,警察的日益不作为不招惹是非,使得内战必然处于持续状态。
居民持枪自发参战,更是美华的必然。CNN 发起的新一轮辱华,已经target 美华的持
枪权利。
按照南非的数据,北美病夫每年由居民自费打枪维持治安,将在10年达到每年击毙10万
,在枪林弹雨中,在经常交火的地区上班将成为常态。
Dozens of protesters hit the streets for a fifth consecutive day to call for
justice in the wake of the shooting of Stephon Clark.
Interested in Sacramento Police Shooting?
Add Sacramento Police Shooting as an interest to stay up to date on the
latest Sacramento Police Shooting news, video, and analysis from ABC News.
Sacramento Police Shooting... 阅读全帖

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来自主题: Military版 - 想买中档的客厅沙发
买几个 sex couch 招待女客人 倍儿有面子
t*******o
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Mexico puts U.S. ties under review as Trump stirs new tensions
Dave Graham
5 Min Read
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Mexico said on Monday it will review all forms of
cooperation with the United States, including efforts to combat powerful
drug cartels, in a sign of mounting frustration over President Donald Trump
’s antagonistic attitude toward the country.
FILE PHOTO - U.S. President Donald Trump shakes hands with Mexico's
President Enrique Pena Nieto during the their bilateral meeting at the G20
sum... 阅读全帖

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来自主题: Military版 - 把sit 看成shit了
In 1987, the year Verma turned 40, the National Cancer Institute asked him
and Jean Wang, then a 35-year-old assistant professor studying cancer
biology at UCSD, to help review a program at the Dana-Farber Cancer
Institute in Boston. Verma chaired the site review team. Thrilled to be
selected as a reviewer, Wang wore her favorite professional dress from
Talbots. It was calf length and blue, with irregular white dots and a white
Peter Pan collar.
When Verma opened the door, Wang says, she saw cha... 阅读全帖

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找的是casting couch工作
W*****B
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估计是装傻
PARTY REPORT
Seth Rogen Gives His Side of Judd Apatow’s Tom Cruise Porn Story
You may have heard Judd Apatow’s recent talk show reveal that it was none
other than Seth Rogen who first informed Tom Cruise that one could watch
porn on the internet. It’s true, said Rogen — and it’s one of a few
bizarre details that came out of the encounter. While attending the
Hollywood premiere of the Netflix film Like Father, which was written and
directed by his wife Lauren Miller Rogen and features the c... 阅读全帖
c*********d
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翻译教学与研究
奉天承运,皇帝敕谕,英吉利国王知悉:
咨尔国王,远在重洋,倾心向化,特遣使恭赍表章,航海来廷,叩祝万寿,并备进
方物,用将忱悃(还带了不少礼物,忠心可嘉)。朕披阅表文,词意肫恳,具见国王恭
顺之诚,深为嘉许。所有赍到表贡之正副使臣,念其奉使远涉,推恩加礼。已令大臣带
领瞻觐(让大臣带领他们瞻仰天朝文明,赐予筵宴,叠加赏赉,用示怀柔。其已回珠山
之管船官役人等六百余名,虽未来京,朕亦优加赏赐,俾得普沾恩惠,一视同仁(已经
回到宁波珠山的管船役使等600多人虽然没有来京,我也一视同仁给与优厚赏赐,让大
家都沾沾光)。
至尔国王表内恳请派一尔国之人住居天朝,照管尔国买卖一节,此则与天朝体制不
合,断不可行。向来西洋各国有愿来天朝当差之人,原准其来京,但既来之后,即遵用
天朝服色,安置堂内,永远不准复回本国,此系天朝定制,想尔国王亦所知悉。今尔国
王欲求派一尔国之人居住京城,既不能若来京当差之西洋人,在京居住不归本国,又不
可听其往来,常通信息,实为无益之事。且天朝所管地方至为广远,凡外藩使臣到京,
驿馆供给,行止出入,俱有一定体制,从无听其自便之例。今尔国若留人在京,言语不
... 阅读全帖
z*m
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来自主题: Military版 - 旅店的说法--曹家在傍晚时到达
谷歌英文翻的比中文强太多了
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Diplomatic crisis with China - after a hurry at Swedish hostel
Three Chinese tourists were rejected from a hostel in Stockholm after the
staff called the police.
In Chinese press, tourists tell them that they were taken to a cemetery in
the middle of the night, where they froze and "heard animals".
Now the Chinese state has brought the event to the highest diplomatic level
- and demands that the Swedish government "penalize the police".
On its website, the ... 阅读全帖
z*m
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http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/yvd9Ka/diplomatisk-kris-med-kina--efter-brak-pa-svenskt-hostel
英文翻的比中文强太多了
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Diplomatic crisis with China - after a hurry at Swedish hostel
 
Three Chinese tourists were rejected from a hostel in Stockholm after the
staff called the police.
In Chinese press, tourists tell them that they were taken to a cemetery in
the middle of the night, where they froze and "heard animals".
Now the Chinese state has brought the event to the highes... 阅读全帖
z*m
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The police in Stockholm City tell Aftonbladet that there is an event report
drawn up on September 2. The police were summoned to a hostel in central
Stockholm at 01:43 after three Chinese tourists, who had no room reservation
, refused to leave.
The staff stated that the three hung up in a couch in the lobby and first
refused talking, according to the police's incident report.
Then the tourists said they were sick, but the staff did not think they
looked sick. Then it broke, the staff said to th... 阅读全帖
c*******o
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关键词:
According to the police's incident report, the staff at the hostel reported
that the three tourists sat in a couch in the lobby and refused to talk
first
SAT, SAT, SAT! 重要的说三遍。根本没有什么躺在大堂的桥段。至于什么拒绝交谈,
多半上语言沟通不畅。
瑞典媒体的说法:
Polisen i Stockholms city uppger för Aftonbladet att polis tillkallades
till ett hostel i centrala Stockholm den 2 september klockan 01.43 efter
att tre kinesiska turister, som inte hade någon rumsreservation, vä
;grade gå därifrån.
Enligt polis... 阅读全帖
S*********g
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【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: StephenKing (金博士), 信区: USANews
标 题: 总统里根的女儿被强奸过,出来支持Ford了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Sep 22 02:05:53 2018, 美东)
http://www.cnn.com/2018/09/21/politics/patti-davis-ronald-reagan-sexual-assault-brett-kavanaugh-christine-blasey-ford/index.html
Washington (CNN)President Ronald Reagan's daughter Patti Davis wrote about
her own sexual assault experience to defend Christine Blasey Ford, the woman
accusing Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault.
Davis' story was pu... 阅读全帖

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来自主题: Military版 - 美国没有童工
让小孩清理房间是有后果的。
11-year-old fatally shot grandmother then himself, grandfather tells police
The Litchfield Park man told detectives that he and his 65-year-old wife &
quot;asked their grandson to clean his room and pick up after himself
throughout the day, as he was being stubborn about it," Maricopa County
Sheriff's Office spokesman Joaquin Enriquez said in a statement Sunday.
The couple then sat down on their living room couch to watch television, the
grandfather told investigators.
"While doing... 阅读全帖
W*****B
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来自主题: Military版 - WCNMLGB,你的机会来了
库什纳会被沙特王储接盘的
WASHINGTON—Gently placing his hand on the small of Jared Kushner’s back,
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman applied only the gentlest of pressure
—no more than a petal falling to the surface of a fountain—and in a voice
heavy with anticipation, whispered “You are the jewel of my collection,”
thus guiding his frightened new prize toward his harem, royal sources
confirmed Thursday. “Once we reach my palace and you pass through the
secret doors of scarlet silk, your former life’s t... 阅读全帖

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歌曲名:Ayo Technology
歌手:Milow
专辑:Crazy Frog Party
She work it girl,
she work the pole
She break it down,
she take it low
She fine as hell,
she about the dough
She doing her thing out on the floor
Her money money,
she makin\' makin\'
Look at the way she shakin\' shakin\'
Make you want to touch it,
make you want to taste it
Have you lustin\' for her,
go crazy face it
She\'s so much more than you\'re used to
She know\'s just how to move to seduce you
She gone do the right thing and touch the right sp... 阅读全帖
r********n
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确实挺傻逼,一堆couch potato号称热爱体育,但是从来不锻炼,看完电视里的球赛后
就觉得自己活得好健康
r****d
发帖数: 1557
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上海人很奇葩。刚来美国的时候认识几个上海人,都对美国各种体育如数家珍,nba,
nfl, MLB, NHL, 还有major league soccer(而不是欧洲联赛)。而他们每个都是
couch potato, 不用说打球,连个跑步都不做的。 估计现在看NBA的就是这么一帮上海
人。

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来自主题: Military版 - 哈哈,猪裆候选人太不要脸了
pochahontas布景泥鸽理发店,屁精部署偻㑩搞假停电并剽窃耗死泥鸽O8老台词
http://twitter.com/STEFisDOPE/status/1231425884063764480
Everything weird with this:
Couches.
Random jerseys.
No actual chairs.
Haphazard setup.
Spider-Man posters.
No mirrors on the walls.
Barber in a button up & tie.
Random Jumpman stickers.
http://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1231388368707182593
W*******n
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Youtube Video of the Nov. 08, 2019 IME by Dr. Robert S. April
Feb. 19, 2020
by Limin Wang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2HZoYUdaIA
Briefly, this short video showcases how an old Professional IME physician
Robert S. April performs a sham Independent Medical Exam on me. I am the
victim of premeditated and coordinated murder attempts which were veiled as
a work “accident” in the beginning and then as “diagnoses” and “
treatments” from treating physicians.
I, Limin Wang, living at 136-09 59th Ave... 阅读全帖
W*******n
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Youtube Video of the Nov. 08, 2019 IME by Dr. Robert S. April
Feb. 19, 2020
by Limin Wang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2HZoYUdaIA
Briefly, this short video showcases how an old Professional IME physician
Robert S. April performs a sham Independent Medical Exam on me. I am the
victim of premeditated and coordinated murder attempts which were veiled as
a work “accident” in the beginning and then as “diagnoses” and “
treatments” from treating physicians.
I, Limin Wang, living at 136-09 59th Ave... 阅读全帖

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Survivors and "recovered" have scarred lung tissue -- oxygen absorption will
be impaired. Many couch potatoes won't notice but it is an important marker
of health. And this thing will come again and again like the common cold.
This will fix the age pyramid, global warming and the hubris of man.
z*****3
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运动的人不合运动员惺惺相惜 couch potato和运动员惺惺相惜?你逻辑真帅

不了
w**********2
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骂刘翔的人,很多都从来不运动吧?
-my sentiment exactly.
those couch potatoes should just shut up!
l*********8
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同意。举国体制太没意思了,老百姓交了钱自己身体素质没提升,就为了每四年看看奥
运会激动一小会儿吗?
赞成举国体制的是不是都是些couch potato型的运动爱好者?一方面一年也运动不了几
次,一方面只能靠看看电视过把瘾还为自己是运动爱好者骄傲

施。
t******l
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游泳几乎是老美成人酱油体育的最爱了。。。美帝的游泳运动员赚得比田径运动员多多
了。。。游泳比赛这个咋一看这么无聊的玩意儿,其观众群主要就是靠看体育比赛里的
non-couch-potato 型。。。

:没觉得,很多人还旱鸭子呢
t******l
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来自主题: Olympics版 - 举国体制 = 用纳税人钱
说实话这个不完全一样。。。美帝健身推动的体育项目里(区别于 NFL / NBA 这种大
量依赖 couch potato 收视率的娱乐推动的体育项目),游泳远超田径,美帝游泳运动
员的收入也远超田径运动员,主要还是美帝成人大众健身运动上游泳远超田径,虽然在
青少年体育课里,田径参与度是压倒优势。

:说到底,就是一个国家的运动员要能在世界上顶尖,这个必须要靠国家社会的支持,
:至于这个资源从哪条渠道来,是从政府的财政收入,还是从私营企业的广告收入,或
是靠富人的善款,总的来说,都是这个合起来自称某个国家的一群人支持的。 当然钱从
a*****0
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来自主题: Olympics版 - 举国体制 = 用纳税人钱

大量依赖 couch potato 收视率的娱乐推动的体育项目),游泳远超田径,美帝游泳运
动员的收入也远超田径运动员,主要还是美帝成人大众健身运动上游泳远超田径,虽然
在青少年体育课里,田径参与度是压倒优势。
, 至于这个资源从哪条渠道来,是从政府的财政收入,还是从私营企业的广告收入,
或是靠富人的善款,总的来说,都是这个合起来自称某个国家的一群人支持的。
我没说完全一样,资金的渠道显然不一样, 但资金的源头,都是这个国家团体里的个
人。 米帝到处都是体育设施社区游泳池等等,都是这个国家的居民自愿不自愿的资金
修的。 我说的是这个更深一层的意思
t******l
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这个是资本主义商业体育财团骗人的。。。美帝看 NFL 里 couch potato 要多少有多
少。。。另外有见过操场上有人真玩 American Football 的么?
我个人觉得真相是体现群众体育的,多半是田径游泳的收视率。。。这么枯燥的比赛,
不是自己平时玩的,根本不会有兴趣看。。。遍地水泥网球场的美帝,最多再加一个网
球。。。其他的啥三大球,跟春晚一样都是娱乐的一种。。。

:如果说中国放弃了举国体制争奥运金牌
:把力量集中在群众体育
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来自主题: Olympics版 - 不得不骂 NBC 是沙比了
每四年就那两礼拜,就不能少放点沙比新闻?。。。多放点广告多赚广告收入都算可以
理解。
或者就是美国人民里热爱 NFL 娱乐春晚的 couch potato 是不是越来越多了?。。。
当然我知道有真喜欢 NFL 的,但我目测大部分美国人民是当娱乐春晚看的。。。
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来自主题: Olympics版 - 女子体操年龄这事
除了跳高或三级跳远的 walking stick,我目测
Track & Field Athletes 的中坚而言,跟经常去健身房或者游泳的白妞黑妞比,差别
并不太大。。。当然如果你要跟 non-active life-style 的比,那没法比。跟 couch
potato 更不
用比。

:你跟老中柴禾妞比, 他们是丰满, 你跟20来岁的白牛黑牛劳模牛比比看?
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来自主题: Olympics版 - 接广告越多的人(队)这次越烂
这种大球的主要作用是娱乐经济。。。就像美帝橄榄球,还不是举国 couch potato 看
类固醇角斗和啦啦队春晚。
而且据传 NFL 反兴奋剂的力度,远远比不上田联泳联。。。我觉得田径游泳虽然观众
少,但毕竟身体力行的多,多少有同理心,也不愿意比赛真的变成斗兽棋。。。而 NFL
网上观众评论里,N 多把运动员当成 expendable 角斗士的。。。

:女排,宁泽涛,体操队
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你得出门减肥了,别变成couch potato了
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太晚了 已经乳房下垂肚子怀孕了


: 你得出门减肥了,别变成couch potato了

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或者说,如果仅仅比赛次数能算竞技游泳的标准的话,我找二十个 couch potato 每周
在游泳池边聚众烧烤两次好了。。。

:我觉得比赛次数不是标准,速度才是标准。。。如果不能保持到 12 岁比至少
motivational B time 快的话,实质上铁定不能算竞技体育了。
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我明明说的是“都有”。
就算单说第一项,你要能找到十个俱乐部跟你定期烧烤,也不错了。人才分布都差不多
,不会就你们那个区特别搓,水平跟别家差很多吧?
其实我对游泳了解的不是特别多,只是感觉如果游泳能拿scholarship进UC (UCLA/USB
)的话,水平应该还可以了吧?你要什么水准才算竞技?


: 或者说,如果仅仅比赛次数能算竞技游泳的标准的话,我找二十个 couch
potato 每周

: 在游泳池边聚众烧烤两次好了。。。

: :我觉得比赛次数不是标准,速度才是标准。。。如果不能保持到 12 岁比至少

: motivational B time 快的话,实质上铁定不能算竞技体育了。

: :

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Huntsman would 'respect' NY gay marriage law
By MAGGIE HABERMAN | 6/21/11 6:00 PM EDT Updated: 6/21/11 6:51 PM EDT
Jon Huntsman told reporters on his flyaround that he would not try use
federal powers to block a law legalizing gay marriage in New York, which may
pass as soon as this week:
Former Utah governor and current presidential candidate Jon Huntsman
said on Tuesday that as president he would respect the decision of states
that legalized same-sex marriage and not seek to override those... 阅读全帖
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http://www.bilerico.com/2011/12/a_new_place_for_queer_homeless_
Rick Westbrook and his Atlantan Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence are helping
some queer youths facing a problem that affects the LGBTQ community more
than almost any other segment of the population: homelessness. In under two
months, their project has gone from idea, to phone hotline, to actual six-
bedroom shelter (dubbed Saint Lost and Found), housing kids with just about
nowhere else to go.
One 16-year old youth was kicked out of ... 阅读全帖
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