k**********4
发帖数: 16092 | 1 what do you think of nile's delusions?
r they bizarre or non-bizarre?
anyway, he should be locked up, that is for sure,
and you should stay in the crotch. |
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G******e
发帖数: 9567 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 TrustInJesus 讨论区 】
发信人: Eloihim (真神), 信区: TrustInJesus
标 题: 禱告網站
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Nov 22 10:06:30 2010, 美东)
Ho Ho! 這個一定要去看看， 據說這裡禱告應驗率特別高
http://www.prayerrequestbook.com/posted-prayer-requests/
貼幾個要求
Dear God Please Grow My Limbs Back #751
Monday, November 22, 2010 | comments ( 0 ) | Tweet this Prayer
Dear God: I was on my way to Church when that Catholic, drunk with the
communion wine, T-boned me at the intersection with the one traffic light,
when I got to the hospital they ... 阅读全帖 |
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T******e
发帖数: 18290 | 3 four key areas: armpit, crotch, asshole and teeth |
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x********u
发帖数: 15396 | 4 Proclamations of a Dog's Bill of Rights!!
1. Whereas it is normal and acceptable to briefly sniff the butt of a fellow
dog and the crotch of a human (who is receptive to bum sniffing)
2. Whereas it is normal to lick one's own nether regions to keep them clean-
-for best effect do this with an audience as they can tell you when you've
missed a spot
3. Whereas it's important to release excess gases from one's belly....
farting is totally acceptable and like proclamation two, best done in
crowded r |
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G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 5 don't pour on crotch, it may cause severe pain |
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T*******y
发帖数: 6523 | 6 Here's more:
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Things to ponder
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy
liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a... 阅读全帖 |
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E*****m
发帖数: 25615 | 7 来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 禱告網站 Ho Ho! 這個一定要去看看， 據說這裡禱告應驗率特別高
http://www.prayerrequestbook.com/posted-prayer-requests/
貼幾個要求
Dear God Please Grow My Limbs Back #751
Monday, November 22, 2010 | comments ( 0 ) | Tweet this Prayer
Dear God: I was on my way to Church when that Catholic, drunk with the
communion wine, T-boned me at the intersection with the one traffic light,
when I got to the hospital they said they’d have to remove all of my limbs
(typing this with my tongue). Please dear God…it’s your own damn fault
anyway! ... 阅读全帖 |
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c***u
发帖数: 3888 | 8 Grind - A vulgar dance where people rub their body parts against each other.
Usually to rap or techno. "yo, check out that hoe over there putting her
ass all up in that guys crotch...they are grinding."
Grind - an act of sexual dancing by a female, in order to recieve free
drinks from those males that she dances with. |
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z**n
发帖数: 22303 | 9 San Diego Man Shoots Off His Penis With Fiance's Pink Pistol
Posted by Lindsay Mannering
on August 10, 2011 at 5:20 PM
crotch shot An San Diego man is in the hospital today after a trip to a
convenience store with his fiance turned deadly. Deadly for his penis, that
is. Karoun was carrying girlfriend Cara Christopher's pink pistol in his
waistband when the firearm accidentally went off and hit him where it hurts
most -- the bullet ripped through his penis and exited out his left thigh.
Can you ... 阅读全帖 |
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M*****a
发帖数: 7122 | 10 哦？只要crotch不疼怎么都行，哈哈。很期待快感 ^.^ |
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p********r
发帖数: 3799 | 11 这个，估计要挺长一段时间来适应。
你可以适当调节座位，有的时候，crotch疼，是因为坐的时候的受力点不对。 还有就
是，要是经常骑长距离，要换一个woman saddle。骑长距离 >40 miles，cycling
shorts 的作用不大. |
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y*******n
发帖数: 10103 | 12 那就玩japanese crotch rocket |
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 13 MSRP $350.00
At Icon, its believed Titanium is a dish best served cold. And in massive
quantities. Thats why theyve loaded up the entire TiMax product line with
the best cold stamped Titanium they could get our hands on. Unlike some of
the competitors so called Titanium, Icon only uses the weapons grade variety
. Its not rocket science, but if its good enough for ballistic missiles it
ought to be just fine on crotch rockets. Then they mounted all these tasty
Titanium plates on the most technical |
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