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x*7
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - [zz]Mother hears bear, cubs eat daughter
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8286927/mother-hears-bear-cubs
A teenager who was eaten alive by a brown bear and her cubs in Russia called
her mother and gave a horrific running commentary of the attack, telling
her "the bear is eating me!"
Olga Moskalyova, 19, made three calls to her mother during the attack, which
lasted more than an hour and also claimed the life of her stepfather, Igor
Tsyganenkov, the Daily Mail reports.
The trained psychologist, who had been camping in a forest in the ex... 阅读全帖
m*******a
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来自主题: Outdoors版 - backpacking 02
so this backpacking desire has been living in me for almost 2 years, lurking
and seeking to come out.
After the fabulous hikes in Kauai, i felt like i cannot stop hiking. back
at OK, i complained to a friend i made in Kauai that i had nothing to do
here over weekends, no mountains to hike, no decent trails that i could go
on and hike for hours without intersecting to a train track or cement road.
i had no vacation days left for this year, so i cannot just take off and go
somewhere else to have ... 阅读全帖
j*****n
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来自主题: Pingpong版 - 张mm和国正要来弯曲了。。。
刚看到这个:
Schedule of Events:
Tuesday, July 5
Welcome Press Conference, 1:30pm San Francisco City Hall
Sports and Diplomacy Forum, sponsored by the Asia Society
San Francisco Public Library, Koret Auditorium, 2:00 – 4:30 pm
VIP & Sponsor Reception and Demonstration
San Francisco City Club, 155 Sansome, San Francisco, 5:30 – 7:30 pm
ONLY 100 Tickets available. Very Exclusive Event! Very Intimate and high
class setting! Come See Beijing Olympic Champion Zhang Yining!!
Drinks and Hors' devours served.... 阅读全帖
c*******r
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来自主题: Running版 - 小龙率众CIM干将准备热身跑了
we sure believe that you just watched them devouring :)
g**y
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for a meat lover to be only watching you guys devouring is a torture for me
ya.....
>_<
plus my cold is not completely over.. don't want to make a threat to anyone.
. especially eve jr.-male...
the
c*******r
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来自主题: Running版 - RW QOD : Feeling after long run
exactly! I love that starving feeling too! so that I can devour without
feeling guilty :D

starving,
cold
R*****s
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来自主题: Running版 - 机器 VS 野兽, 你是哪种?
5月期的RT看到这么篇有趣的文章,机器流 VS 野兽流, 俺应该算机器流 :)
Of Machines and Beasts
http://www.runnersworld.com/race-training/of-machines-and-beast
THE RUNNER AS MACHINE
THE RUNNER AS BEAST
or Hybrid? :D
Two weeks before the 2012 New York City marathon, I decided to test my
fitness at a small 5K in Queens. I was in my late 30s, and my training had
been solid. Based on the previous year's times, I thought I might be able to
win. Or not.
As I warmed up near the course, I saw two guys doing strides with the form
of col... 阅读全帖
l**7
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tears devour.......

at
parted
j*****g
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来自主题: Travel版 - 假名西班牙12日3马德里
2012年03月22日(四)至2012年03月23日(五)
2012年03月22日(四)
下午下了班,回家吃了口剩饭,然后坐地铁去机场。
到了机场,直接安检,背包就不托运了。
在 Sbarro Restaurant 吃意式肉球面7.48美元。
上飞机,晚上7:20的飞机波士顿直飞西班牙马德里(Madrid)。
伊比利亚航空公司(Iberia Airline)的飞机,用 Citi 的 TYP 换的,很便宜两张票
才要了100630点。
飞机上又吃了晚餐,早餐。
隔夜的飞机,一路上闭目养神。
2012年03月23日(五)
飞机正点是早上7:15抵达马德里,我们的飞机基本准时到达。
机场很漂亮,很干净,和北京机场貌似有几分神似。
过了海关。
机场 Bankia 的 ATM 取了300欧元现金。
(这个 Bankia 现在基本国有化了,才 IPO 不久啊,哈哈)。
然后买 T10 的地铁票11.30欧元(机场额外要付1欧元每人)。
地铁8号线换6号线再换1号线,还算顺利的比较快的到了市中心的 Sol 地铁站,一看表
才上午9:00。
这里就是市中心的太阳门广场(Plaza de la Puer... 阅读全帖
j*****g
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来自主题: Travel版 - 假名西班牙12日3马德里
2012年03月22日(四)至2012年03月23日(五)
2012年03月22日(四)
下午下了班,回家吃了口剩饭,然后坐地铁去机场。
到了机场,直接安检,背包就不托运了。
在 Sbarro Restaurant 吃意式肉球面7.48美元。
上飞机,晚上7:20的飞机波士顿直飞西班牙马德里(Madrid)。
伊比利亚航空公司(Iberia Airline)的飞机,用 Citi 的 TYP 换的,很便宜两张票
才要了100630点。
飞机上又吃了晚餐,早餐。
隔夜的飞机,一路上闭目养神。
2012年03月23日(五)
飞机正点是早上7:15抵达马德里,我们的飞机基本准时到达。
机场很漂亮,很干净,和北京机场貌似有几分神似。
过了海关。
机场 Bankia 的 ATM 取了300欧元现金。
(这个 Bankia 现在基本国有化了,才 IPO 不久啊,哈哈)。
然后买 T10 的地铁票11.30欧元(机场额外要付1欧元每人)。
地铁8号线换6号线再换1号线,还算顺利的比较快的到了市中心的 Sol 地铁站,一看表
才上午9:00。
这里就是市中心的太阳门广场(Plaza de la Puer... 阅读全帖
t****v
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来自主题: Travel版 - kayak看不懂,搞什么鬼
昨天1800时说65%可能7天内涨价
今天1750说86%可能7天内要降价
这不是拿我当猴耍么
偶觉得该出手了
当断不断,反受其卵
先下手围墙,后下手枣阳
十个麻雀停在电线上,不如手里握一个麻雀
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may.
有花堪摘直须摘,莫待无花留眼泪
Rather at once our time devour
Than languish in his slow-chapt power
看趋势chart上一个月前有一天忽然跌价跌倒1450以下,这是真的票价还是没有数据
有大虾小仙拿到1400的么?
现在看到最低价1700,
捂着不让人看哪家公司的
拍了才让看
我早就猜到是大陆的
时间挺好的
唯一缺点是芝加哥到旧金山,旧金山只有55分钟转机
55分钟是不是很紧张
terminal 3 -- 1
B********e
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【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: ruomu (ruomu), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 一个学长天天玩dota 结果GRE接近满分 让你见识下。。。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Apr 1 10:58:57 2011, 美东)
总的来说,DoTA是一个文化包容性很强的游戏,而且DOTA中文版翻译的还是非常非常好
的~~~
(既然这么多人看。。lz顺征人交流魔兽对战,是1v1对战喔)
后文会出现的一些常用缩写:
War3:warcraft 3 魔兽争霸3
RA:red alert 红色警戒系列
SC: star craft 星际争霸
CoD:call of duty 使命召唤
还有一些游戏的名称在文中会有注释。
好了,正文:
关于Dota和一些游戏中的GRE词汇
A字头
Abaddon :DOTA中地狱领主的名字。本意为地狱,恶魔。是圣经里的亚玻伦 (地狱的
使者)。
abomination:war3中的憎恶。abominate痛恨,憎恶。
aegis:immortal aeg... 阅读全帖
O*****d
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来自主题: TVGame版 - Ninja Gaiden 3 一小时试玩视频
看到13分钟实在是看不下去了,前边还好吧,就是个中规中矩的ng,很血腥,可是这里
,把投降的敌人devour掉来涨血……这个除了迎合欧美人变态的嗜血需要还有别的意义
吗?如果这个游戏就是圈点粉丝的钱也就罢了,现在搞得好像连“节气”都不要了。
d****o
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来自主题: TVGame版 - 血源终于打到圣杯了
世界观是克苏鲁我知道
但不妨碍别的cultural reference
亚南就明显到处是哥特风维多利亚建筑
其实克苏鲁体系本来就包括了很多基于已有传说的再创作
Loran is a tragic land that was devoured by the sands.
名字也很像
场景雷同同意
三个杯迷宫都是一样的模块,换个贴图就完了
伊兹最夸张,一个新boss都没有,全都是废物利用
r*******y
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来自主题: bagua版 - 这个真好看
吃。。。。。。
sucking and devouring.
st
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来自主题: WmGame版 - monk solo sand drake farming
signet of devotion/healing touch
healing hands
symbol of warth/zealot's fire
barthazar's spirit/retribution/blessed aura
use 3 enchantment, so enemy gets damage back, recharge your energy when hit
and enchantments last 32% longer for me.
Healing 10, smiting 11, protection 3(not used), divine 13
can tank 2 drakes(3 some time), 2 devour (cant tank3).
so it's pretty fast. got one good purple sword, one gold hammer and some
other stuff so far, money from 5K to 9K, quickly.
got 5 bleached carapace fo
st
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来自主题: WmGame版 - monk solo sand drake farming

but my attack is weak, I can kill a group of lv13 easily, but my attack
is mostly through zealot's fire's 40 damage, those devour just dont all get
near me, so it takes longer and if there's poison etc, my healing hands doesnt
work, mark of protection heals much better but recharge time is way too long
w**********5
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来自主题: CouchPotato版 - face of Daniel Craig in GoT
The main battle sequence outside of Winterfell, filmed in Saintfield,
Ireland, was the longest unbroken shoot of the series up until that point,
taking six weeks to complete.
221 of 223 found this interesting | Share this
600 crew members, 500 extras, 80 horses, 25 stuntmen and women and 4 camera
crews were involved in the shooting of the battle scene.
196 of 198 found this interesting | Share this
It was during the filming of this episode that news sources revealed Kit
Harington would be return... 阅读全帖
S******G
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来自主题: E-Sports版 - Avatar 就是一场 t v z
人族除了mm,还有goliath,还有小飞机,vakyrie甚至battle cruiser (没看见tank
,主要是地形不好)
虫族的部队有小狗,刺蛇(骑马射箭的),飞龙,大人物还搞了一条devourer(所以很
牛逼),不过关键时刻地面上还是大象挺身而出搞定了人族的mm + goliath.
人族科技还是先进一点,但是奈何不了虫族的mass. 不过要是wraith升级了隐形,或者
bc升级了大和炮的话,应该更好一点。
至于那个主人公Jake,就是个女版的Kerrigan.
大家看了一定会赞同我的。
w*y
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来自主题: E-Sports版 - 昨晚终于看了Avatar
【 以下文字转载自 ebiz 讨论区 】
发信人: wangmeng (不谋), 信区: ebiz
标 题: 昨晚终于看了Avatar
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 9 14:29:52 2010, 美东)
很像星际里面的人族对虫族。人族marines + 喷火兵+大脚机器人+ 飞机+ 大和战舰推
进。虫族飞龙+狗。 飞龙对人族空军还能凑合, 但再多的小狗在人族marines + 喷火
兵+机甲面前也就像那浮云一样。 眼瞅着虫族就不行了,正在这时虫族憋出了大牛,狗
也升级成狂狗。 虫族牛狗一波,人族地面部队崩溃。大和战舰也被infested marine给
炸了...... 人族选手打出了gg.
Avatar 2 估计会加些新兵种。人族一定要带科技球。虫族sunken, spore, lurker,
defiler, queen, guardian and devourer etc.
x****n
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来自主题: gardening版 - 有鹿的院子种什么合适?
网上查到的:
Is English Laurel Deer Resistant?
Location: Oakland, CA
Question: Can you tell me if English Laurel would be an ok shrub for
hillside planting to use as a screen in front of a hot tub and is it Deer
Resistant? Thank you
Answer: English laurel would be a great plant for the purpose you describe.
Deer are not usually attracted to it, but that doesn't mean they won't
occasionally nibble on it just to see if it's tasty. I've never had a
problem with deer devouring my laurel, but I've noticed ... 阅读全帖
F***Q
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这不是写了"... pillbugs can devour tender vegetation in the landscape and
garden."
http://www.tpwmagazine.com/archive/2009/oct/scout3/
T*****n
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嗯,有道理。我查了一下,伊斯兰教还真没修道院:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monasticism
Islam does not allow the practice of monasticism and is critical of its
practice. It is mentioned in four places in the following verses of Qur'an:
Then We caused Our messengers to follow in their footsteps; and We caused
Jesus, son of Mary, to follow, and gave him the Gospel, and placed
compassion and mercy in the hearts of those who followed him. But
monasticism they innovated - We ordained it not for them - only seeking God'
s p... 阅读全帖
n**b
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来自主题: PhotoGear版 - 20个高辐射手机,你有吗?
最低的20个
Rank Model SAR (digital)
1 Samsung Blue Earth 0.196
2 Samsung Acclaim 0.29
3 Huawei Ideos X5 0.34
4 LG Quantum 0.35
5 Samsung Haven 0.41
5a Samsung Evergreen 0.41
7 Samsung Captivate 0.42
8 Samsung Smiley 0.43
9 HTC Surround 0.439
10 Doro PhoneEasy 410 0.445
11 Motorola Devour 0.45
11a Motorola i890 0.45
13 Kyocera Neo E1100 0.479
14 Samsung Co... 阅读全帖
a********l
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来自主题: PhotoGear版 - 吃货来看看
there is something sexy about a woman so focused on devouring large chunks
of food like she's removed from the outside world.
a********l
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来自主题: PhotoGear版 - 弯区有人想养猫吗
the garfieldking we know, yes, he would love to have more cats than he can
devour.
a********l
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hypothetically i may not enjoyed as great a date with you as it could have
been, i freaking enjoy watching women devour food in front of me. turns me
on more than stripping. it's like observing nature in its most primal form.
something wrong with me?
h*k
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来自主题: Rock版 - [合集] 列列我喜欢的hard rock
actually fast dosen't neccesarily make brutality,may add brutality though.
basically it's the down-tuned overly distorted guitar sound and none-human
vocal make brutality.
try some Devourment,they are actually slow in some part of their songs,but
very brutal,yet groovy.

not
j*****h
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来自主题: Rock版 - 金属唱法 zz
传统死亡金属主要使用深喉,主要分为佛罗里达派和斯德哥尔摩派两大类.
美国的代表乐队有DEICIDE,OBITUARY,MORBID ANGLE等等
,瑞典有GRAVE,DISMBER等等.后来瑞典又有了AT THE GATES发起的歌德堡之声.
以IN FLAMES, SOILWORK等等乐队为代表.
90年代末,美国又有了以DYING FETUS,DEVOURMENT,COCK AND BALL等乐队为代表的新派
残酷
死亡浪潮,主要以水喉为唱腔.
同时从80年代各国的地下碾核乐队都有各自的独特唱腔,
比如青蛙喉,哨喉等等.黑嗓主要被应用于黑金属中.但也有例外,
比如美国著名双主唱死亡金属月-PESSIMIST.
死腔(黑嗓)的发声方法zt
首先要明确的是黑嗓的发生原理和一般的发声是一样的,所以所谓的“食道发声”是
不合理的。其次黑嗓的发声完全不会影响正常的发声,所以用过多的辅助手段是完全
没必要的。具体方法如下:
1,在呼吸道没有疾病的时候(感冒,气管炎之类)开始练习。
2,训练地点最好找一个空间比较小共鸣比较大的地方,例如厕所澡堂之类的地方,
这样容易自我纠正以及避免扰民。
3,
h*d
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来自主题: Rock版 - Metallica - New Album Demo (2008)
http://mp3daily.blogspot.com/2008/01/metallica-2008-promo-for-new-album.html

Metallica (2008) promo for new album!!!
01. [2008. NEW ALBUM #01] Metallica - Trashed [3:45]
02. [2008. NEW ALBUM #02] Metallica - I.N.U. [4:08]
03. [2008. NEW ALBUM #03] Metallica - Under Influences [4:26]
04. [2008. NEW ALBUM #04] Metallica - Set Me Free [4:49]
05. [2008. NEW ALBUM #05] Metallica - Devour [4:13]
06. [2008. NEW ALBUM #06] Metallica - Dead Cell [5:11]
07. [2008. NEW ALBUM #07] Metallica - Fetish [4:27]
l*y
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Peter Hook Reflects On Joy Division & New Order
Posted by Paul Gleason on Mar 04, 2013 3 Comments
As bassist for Joy Division and New Order perhaps the 2 most important ban
ds of the post-punk movement in England Peter Hook is responsible for crea
ting some of the most memorable music of the past 35 years.
Joy Division抯 albums Unknown Pleasures and Closer are... 阅读全帖
G****e
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - Is Law School a Losing Game? zz
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/09/education/edlife/09ap-t.html?
January 8, 2011
Is Law School a Losing Game?
By DAVID SEGAL
IF there is ever a class in how to remain calm while trapped beneath $250,
000 in loans, Michael Wallerstein ought to teach it.
Here he is, sitting one afternoon at a restaurant on the Upper East Side of
Manhattan, a tall, sandy-haired, 27-year-old radiating a kind of surfer-dude
serenity. His secret, if that’s the right word, is to pretty much ignore
all the calls and lett... 阅读全帖
r***u
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总的来说,DoTA是一个文化包容性很强的游戏,而且DOTA中文版翻译的还是非常非常好
的~~~
(既然这么多人看。。lz顺征人交流魔兽对战,是1v1对战喔)
后文会出现的一些常用缩写:
War3:warcraft 3 魔兽争霸3
RA:red alert 红色警戒系列
SC: star craft 星际争霸
CoD:call of duty 使命召唤
还有一些游戏的名称在文中会有注释。
好了,正文:
关于Dota和一些游戏中的GRE词汇
A字头
Abaddon :DOTA中地狱领主的名字。本意为地狱,恶魔。是圣经里的亚玻伦 (地狱的
使者)。
abomination:war3中的憎恶。abominate痛恨,憎恶。
aegis:immortal aegis 不朽盾,同时aegis是汉化版的作者。在RA2中也有神盾巡洋
舰 AEGIS Cruiser。
acolyte:侍僧,教士的助手。war3中Undead的农民。
alacrity:blade of alacrity 欢欣之刃。alacrity还有敏捷之意,所以它加敏捷属
性就... 阅读全帖
d*******o
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 被这个希腊神话吓到了
google "Saturn Devouring His Son"
b*******n
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 10 curses of the analytical thinker zt
10 curses of the analytical thinker
By Alan Norton
May 5, 2011, 6:56 AM PDT
Takeaway: Being a left-brain thinker can be an asset in the IT field. But as
Alan Norton observes, it’s not without its shortcomings.
The average person may envision IT as the home of the geek. I prefer to
think of IT as the kingdom of the analytical thinker. Analytical thinkers,
or left-brain thinkers, are straight-line thinkers. Logic, not emotion,
rules in the land of the analytical. The very traits that make an analy... 阅读全帖
s**i
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没读过启示录?
Revelation 14:11 says, “And the smoke of their torment ascends forever and
ever; and they have no rest day or night…”
And
• Matthew 25:46 says, “And these will go away into everlasting
punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”
• Matthew 25:41 says, “Then He will also say to those on the left
hand, ‘Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for
the devil and his angels.’”
• Isaiah 33:14 says, “The sinners in Zion are afraid; Fearfulness has
s... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - The Darker Side Of God
The Darker Side Of God
If you ask Christians to describe their quasi-chosen god of worship,
you’ll often hear such descriptors as “wonderful” and “loving.” This
choice of selective designation seems commonplace within the Christian
community. In fact, most churches ignore the Old Testament all together so
that the members feel comfortable propagating this view. Fueled by such
blatant omission, this lengthy chapter will fill the void by offering a look
at the volume of horrendous acts perfo... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - [转载] How can ?
【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
【 原文由 Dreamer 所发表 】
To my once TA,
how can i ever trust the gossips about love again, having painfully known
so much about it, of all the edges of love -- longings, lust, obsession and
devouring needs or just merely sentiment and fantasy ?
how can i ever forget you about all your words that had once so vividly
whispering to me and all your lights that had once illuminated the path
to personal happiness to me ?
how can i, ever, never meet you in my dreams again? Without wo
s********k
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - Confession and Altar of starstruck :-) V
V.
Hmm, last chapter of confession ? :-)
What does this "Five" mean neh :-)
For gay or enchanted person, who has "five selves" ;
For color of rainbow has "five strands" of the universe;

Each time, when i "came out" to someplace or someone,
suffering and hurts are always there waiting to devour me.
Repulsion and ignorance, exile and loniness, sufferings and
confusions like will be never ending, like the real rock.
But i will plant the roses on the rock, however hard it is,
forest
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http://blog.sina.com.cn/rosemist
我很怀疑这博主究竟是真外f了,还是沉浸在自己的想象中呢?
有谁跟老外老公这么说话的啊?摘录如下:
查理攥起另一块烤地焦黄的比萨递给我,“Baby, can I proffer you also a slice?
”(“宝贝,你也吃一块?”)我叭地关上眼睛,用力摇了摇脑袋,面上呈出一副拒人
千里之外的神气,“I balk at it!”(“才不要吃。”)而我也礼尚往来地问他要不
要吃我的馒头,他伸头缩颈地闪着蓝眼睛笑笑,“Baby, I appreciate the overture
but eschew your offer.(“宝贝,谢谢,我不吃。”)他的反映惹得我一阵咂嘴巴
,“How can you abstain from devouring such a delectable steamed bread, it
is so out of the common run.”(“啧啧,这么忒好吃的馒头,你还能绷着不要吃,
真没见过。”)每回去曼哈顿我总要在中国城顺手拎回一袋子冒着蒸笼香味儿的圆圆的
馒头回家。
……
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1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn''t work that way. So I stole
a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了
一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样,安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘
客一样死法啊!
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败

4、The last thing I want to do is h... 阅读全帖
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From 《A Short History of Nearly Everything》
"Buoyed by the success of leaded gasoline, Midgley now turned to another
technological problem of the age. Refrigerators in the 1920s were often
appallingly risky because they used
dangerous gases that sometimes leaked. One leak from a refrigerator at a
hospital in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1929 killed more than a hundred people.
Midgley set out to create a gas
that was stable, nonflammable, noncorrosive, and safe to breathe. With an
instinct for the regrett... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Joke版 - A wife came home early and...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5d986l/a_wife_came_home_early_and/
One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman. Naturally, she was very upset.
“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me! I
’m a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a
divorce right away!”
The husband replied, “Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell
you what happened.”
“Go ahead,” she... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: LES版 - Reality for lesbians
From some ppl's observations, who have lived in some of the largest cities
in the States, have known thousands of hundreds of women in the LGBT
community as they have spent many years as a member, they states this as an
unbias reality of what they have observed thus far...70% of the Lesbians and
Bi women you date will eventually end up with men.
This is a difficult reality for real lesbians. It can be frustrating,
confusing, and downright pride devouring. It is, afterall, a heterosexual
world an
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I try not to read too much into the plot because if I do my intellect will
force me to reason the couple's breakup which can only lead to two possible
conclusions(1) the writer of the movie is a total idiot or (2) my lovely and
totally too-hot-to-touch Katherine is a dominating biach who only preys on
the weak. I refuse to choose so I allowed myself to degenerate into nothing
more than a color-wolf devouring Katherine's beauty like a top rated sirloin
steak every time of those twenty or so times... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: pets版 - toxic stuff
公司里收到的:
Please tell every dog or cat owner you know. Even if you don't have a pet,
ple
ase pass this to those who do..
Over the weekend the doting owner of two young lab mixes purchased Cocoa
Mulch from Target to use in their garden. They loved the way it smelled and
it was advertised to keep cats away from their garden. Their dog Calypso
decided that the mulch smelled good enough to eat and devoured a large
helping. She vomited a few times which was typical when she eats something
new but wasn'
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