G*******n
发帖数: 6889 | 1 那时哥只懂missionary，连doggie都不太明白，而且人家是用德语说的（还好哥有好奇
的心，后来查了字典才知道字面意思），n年之后才猛然想起这茬，然后恍然大悟 |
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发帖数: 1 | 2 哈哈哈 戳到你丫嗓子眼儿了
cnm的stingking doggy pussy
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flyelaphant |
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j*****p
发帖数: 24000 | 4 司令，你在群里大伙曾经讨论过你
说你水很深，人很牛逼，是phd，现在是发考题
你赶紧弄几期脱口秀节目出来，红了咱们一起来
题目我都想好了，就叫买买提看世界
第一集
grap tits by doggy style |
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x*****8
发帖数: 10683 | 5 I am serious.
Doggy looks very young and slim.
But she is the mother of a 3-yr old boy.
That explains why she has so many links to children's songs on her Facebook.
At first I thought she just liked singing. |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 7 Why don't you grab his wife's boobs and screw her in your favorite doggie
style? You will boost the morale of wsn significantly by doing it. |
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t******l
发帖数: 10908 | 8 Core Muscle Group 不行的话，啪啪啪肯定不行。压奶前入不会有冲击力，就只能
doggy。
但压奶前入还是最销魂的姿势。 |
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d*********r
发帖数: 938 | 10 That's why he fuxked Dongqing, and he is a running doggy of Meng and Jiang. |
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i******y
发帖数: 681 | 11 白牛我觉得还是穿上衣服好看。
有次干一个身材至少7分的白牛，呼哧呼哧干了半天除了doggy还比较爽其他并不是很
impressive.然后白牛完事穿上衣服我两眼都直了。这要是大街上看见绝对该当性感美
女。
所以我现在其实对白牛有一点免疫了，前土后翘的想像剥光后也就那样 |
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发帖数: 1 | 12 你那１９０厘米的大白牛，得站在小板凳上doggy style吧 |
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G*******n
发帖数: 6889 | 13 索南你能咋地？
－－墙洞双手叉腰，hands－free doggie着泽天，歪着头好奇的问 |
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c****x
发帖数: 6601 | 14 【 以下文字转载自 Missouri 讨论区 】
发信人: pangpangchou (一心女神梦，万古感甄赋), 信区: Missouri
标 题: 很多人想不通trump 搞死小留读stem是大利好
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Dec 20 23:27:36 2017, 美东)
当年文革结束，凡是文革前的副博士，都狠狠的捞了一票。过了好几年的好日子。人才
就是要断档。明白吗？就像IT。每年大家都转行。很快爆掉。就像03年。03年以后到13
年，10年惨淡。换来今天的盛宴。
生物为啥萧条？劝退这么多年，还是前仆后继。要是car t 突然招不到人了，码农的
package很正常。11个人的公司卖13billion.
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发信人: pangpangchou (一心女神梦，万古感甄赋), 信区: Missouri
标 题: 很多人想不通trump 搞死小留读stem是大利好
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Dec 20 23:49:01 2017, 美东)
很多我们版面的愿景，trump都在努力实现。包括搞死中国，搞死小留。放... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 6601 | 15 发信人: pangpangchou (一心女神梦，万古感甄赋), 信区: Missouri
标 题: 很多人想不通trump 搞死小留读stem是大利好
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Dec 20 23:49:01 2017, 美东)
很多我们版面的愿景，trump都在努力实现。包括搞死中国，搞死小留。放水商科文科
的女小留。断h1b,逼国男滚动，国女留下来给我们啪啪。就像军版说的，doggy 用蓝皮
护照抽红三代，或者大学女党员的Pussy抽到红肿。屁股上用sharpie写MAGA.阴毛刮掉
，camel toe 上写grab pussy. 第二天都洗不掉，只能这样去上班。
等结婚绿卡转正，移民局问做爱细节，一听肯定是批准。老high了！绝对铁杆川疯。出
来和老留握手表示支持。Real Chinese American love Trump . |
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s*****n
发帖数: 1998 | 16 这个兰衣女, 纹了个如是我闻, 还纹在doggy style 男方的视线方向, 不像正经人 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 17 能教授跟一公做的时候cowgirl和doggy都很行的。但是一公喜欢颜射能教授。
：而且每次做完会有种赚到了的感觉。
：就像索南把美少女压在身下的那种征服欲。
：☆ 发自 iPhone 买买提 1.24.07 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 18 能教授会不会戴着strap-on，doggy干一公呢？
：能教授这样强势的女人可能不愿意玩69吧，但可能喜欢被Oral |
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发帖数: 1 | 22 【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: iseekusf (IseekU), 信区: Sex
标 题: angry sex
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri May 4 23:31:47 2018, 美东)
大家好，好久没来了。hope all is well。结婚快三年了，有了娃了所以收敛很多，偶
尔和以前有联系的妹妹去酒店约一下。自从生了娃老婆改成part time了，一周只上三
天班，本里说quit了算了但是员工discount太值了，去哪住酒店几乎不要钱所以为了这
点福利还是保留着工作吧呵呵
anyway分享一下今天的故事看看广大女同学们有没有同感。今天早上老婆下班回家，（
上的晚班）一进屋就开始抱怨long story short就是办公室政治，被人暗算了背了个她
本来不应该背的黑锅，no big deal但是拉丁美美的性格就是不能受委屈吧。老婆在洗
手间一边卸妆一边和我唠叨，洗完澡出来老婆还是不爽突然跟我说lets fuck。说完就
脱了浴袍扑倒床上。。。。自从生完宝宝以后老婆基本只爱doggy或者在下面，今天竟
然喜欢cow girl， 一边骑在我上面... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 23 我服了。。。。
原来“男上女下面对面的标准姿势可不仅仅是传教士这么干”
传说中的传教士姿势是这个意思。。。
我观察动物，都是doggy style啊。。。。 |
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s***h
发帖数: 487 | 24 抓奶背操其实只能是 spooning position，doggy position 容易失去平衡。
: 属实
: 抓奶背操后甩之即可
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s***h
发帖数: 487 | 25 如果星光大妈没有自卫武器，你弃婴一把自卫折刀就能搞定星光。
你弃婴用折刀威胁刮脸毁容，星光肯定不敢反抗。然后你就stimulate 星光的 female
erogenous zone，星光一旦 sexually aroused 你就让星光上身趴在桌子上，你手持自
卫折刀继续威胁，同时 doggy 式鸡巴后入星光阴道，星光肯定当时就从了。
我这不是教唆，我就是理论分析色狼的办法。
这个技术之所以能成功，因为女生 sexually aroused 以后，有些不会反抗的反应是
brain hard wired，甚至星光的阴道大概率会向弃婴提供润滑，因为进化优势。
但还是强奸，因为事前没有 consent。 |
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s***h
发帖数: 487 | 26 后来长更大时，叔终于理解了为啥是人马座而不是天平座。因为就是 索男 doggy
style 妹纸 时的侧影，其实就是索男的性幻想。当然最终成为现实。 |
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发帖数: 1 | 27 missionary 由来是什么?
doggy 很直观
：传教士在海滩男上女下艹逼，被抓奶后入族看了以后讥笑 |
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v*******n
发帖数: 8995 | 28 我们一起来doggy
一起啪啪啪啪
★ 发自iPhone App: ChinaWeb 1.1.4 |
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y****g
发帖数: 36950 | 29 一起啪啪啪点子不错
：我们一起来doggy
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c****x
发帖数: 6601 | 30 http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t1/Missouri/31326775_0_1.html
发信人: pangpangchou (一心女神梦，万古感甄赋), 信区: Missouri
标 题: 看华人发言有一点没搞懂
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 9 18:23:02 2018, 美东)
为啥觉得张首晟好像很smart的样子？首先，张去的美国大学是超一流烂校stony brook
跟狐狸是校友。去哥伦比亚跟李正道，那确实牛逼。他是去的stony brook。其次，物
理研究有个吊毛用？比如说老杨的诺贝尔奖，什么守恒不守恒的，有个毛用？就类似做
数学应用题而已。
但是诺贝尔生物学奖那是干货。比如说最近的癌症的靶点和日本人拿的PD1的诺贝尔奖
。那是真的大规模产业化了。多少病人生存，多少亿美金一年。
生物毕业，好歹还有大型的制药厂。物理毕业，都去华尔街。搞的华尔街像是应用物理
一样。
张首晟如果去stony brook，老杨不幸死掉了。他换了老板，还有今天吗？我是觉得tom
zhang毕竟厉害。人家是subway的起点，最后跟张首晟至少一样... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 32 managed to get out of her house
how? doggie door? |
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Q********a
发帖数: 851 | 33 老将军们跪着被白爹doggie太久，已经无法直立。 |
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发帖数: 1 | 37 前门一样深。。。。。。
: 操前门还是后门。如果走后门确实这个姿势深
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发帖数: 1 | 39 这是什么体位？我只喜欢 Doggie..
: 你肯定喜欢女后位
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x****u
发帖数: 32 | 41 中文里这句话说的什么？看看楼上群众都发现你什么地方有些不足
Bear
HiYou (假装在美国)
5 68.* 1/20/20, 9:27:52 AM (14'45")
Doggy style就没有舌吻这个性本能 |
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O**********g
发帖数: 3962 | 42 个子矮了，上身长度不够，在doggy的时候当然够不到
: - 你得俯下身去
: - 你的伴侣得扭过脖子来
: 个儿高个儿矮没有关系，嘿嘿
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发帖数: 2330 | 44 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
kz80 (慢枪手) 于 (Sun Aug 5 11:20:23 2012, 美东) 提到:
押宝丹丹果然没错！
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修改，押输的人太少，只赢了724.41伪币！
发包子，每人三个包子！ 男单+男双 X 2 !
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到250楼为止
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mitbbs每天只能转1000伪币， 现在发到34楼，后面的人请耐心等候
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余下的由版主代发， 谢谢！
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kidd9 (kidd9) 于 (Sun Aug 5 11:25:50 2012, 美东) 提到:
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发帖数: 41 | 45 Finally, you poor dog just care about yourself!!
Your labor fruits are rotten and disgusting, keep them to yourself.
I never worry about my kids future 'coz I already secured future for them.
Make enough money to secure future for your doggy kids! Otherwise you just a
poor dog.
Tell you what, if you and your family happen to get AIDS or other horrible
disease someday, just drop me a line I definitely offer my donation even
though I paid lot more tax than you which means you are a parasite in my |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 46 March 21, 2012 Posted by Shawn Mallow
By now, most all of us who follow politics have heard the collective barking
over Mitt Romney and his dog, Seamus.
Seems in 1983, Mitt saw fit to attach Seamus’ kennel to the top of his car
while driving to a family vacation.
I adore animals, including our clunky, slobbering, faithful doggies. And
while I can’t understand why anyone would pop a pup on the roof of their
car, the way this tail (excuse me, tale) has played out in the current
political realm i... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 47 Mark Steyn is unmasking the idiot memes we're told are important by Obama's
supporters:
AxelrodA couple of days ago, Obama campaign top dog David Axelrod threw
in the towel on the dog war. "I thought it was a little absurd to talk about
what the President had done as a 10-year-old boy," he sniffed to MSNBC's
Andrea Mitchell, which is as near as the suddenly sheepish attack dog will
ever get to conceding that Barack Obama is the first dog-eating president in
the history of the Republic. For t... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 48 Cuisines from My Stepfather
By Mark Steyn
April 28, 2012 4:00 A.M.
A couple of days ago, Obama-campaign top dog David Axelrod threw in the
towel on the dog war. “I thought it was a little absurd to talk about what
the president had done as a ten-year-old boy,” he sniffed to MSNBC’s
Andrea Mitchell, which is as near as the suddenly sheepish attack dog will
ever get to conceding that Barack Obama is the first dog-eating president in
the history of the republic. For those coming late to the feud, t... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 29846 | 49 By Andrew Higgins and Maureen Fan, Published: May 18 | Updated: Saturday,
May 19, 11:10 AM
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — When scholars gathered at Harvard last month to discuss
the political tumult convulsing China’s ruling Communist Party, a demure
female undergraduate with a direct stake in the outcome was listening
intently from the top row of the lecture hall. She was the daughter of Xi
Jinping, China’s vice president and heir apparent for the party’s top job.
Xi’s daughter, Xi Mingze, enrolled at Harv... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 29853 | 50 这么说吧，读发春的文字，还不如读这段在互联网上千锤百炼，酒精考验的段子。
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a
moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where
false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies.
We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-
Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.
So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a
doggy dog world out the... 阅读全帖 |
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