c***k
发帖数: 4349 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Pics 讨论区 】
发信人: coask (同问), 信区: Pics
标 题: A whale's penis is called a 'Dork'
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 23 21:39:50 2010, 美东)
you see? |
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s****l
发帖数: 16457 | 2 几年前发在买买提上的，引起了很大反响，主要是故事有趣，作者思路清晰，受到了很
大好评。我找不到买买提的链接了，但从这里找到一个ｃｏｐｙ：
http://my.icxo.com/?uid-6759-action-viewspace-itemid-86377
重贴这里。大家不要再讨论沈教授了，看看这个欢乐的吧。有人记得原作者的，帮忙说
一下。谢谢。
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女人组：
1. 豪爽妹: 我们公司的receptionist是一个活泼大方艳光四射的妹妹，叫她"豪爽妹"
。豪爽妹做事麻利、说话语气暴烈、从不说谎隐瞒。人也豁达、爱帮助别人。
2. 双面姐: 是个tech support, 有这无比温柔的嗓音（所以让她接电话）。做人做事
都温温柔柔，下班之后却是摇滚乐队的主唱，耳骨上穿满了孔子，叛逆啊。 但是双面
姐姐的身材不咋样，胖乎乎的，多角恋爱开始之前她的size是12-14... 后来到了8-10
...
3. 中国妹: Programmer, 一头乌云般的长发的可爱妹妹。有点多愁善感、骨子里很骄
傲。
要比PP，那是 豪爽妹 > 中国妹 > 双面姐
男人组:
1. 眼镜男... 阅读全帖 |
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g*******n
发帖数: 241 | 3 【粗话骂人】
1. dork 呆子，呆瓜；当一个人做了某些傻事的时候，就可以骂他dork，虽然是呆子的
意思，但实际上并不是说他智力低下，有时在情侣间，一方做错了某事，也咳说dork来
责怪他，有“真傻”的意思。
2. nerd/geek 讨厌鬼 nerd表示“讨厌的人”也有“蠢货”的意思，和dork类似；geek
是“讨厌鬼”，两个词的用法大同小异。
3. dammit 该死，真***；直接说damn也可以，另外还常说damn it all！见鬼！真糟糕
! 真气死人!
4. fuck ***；这个词是英语骂人里最重的一个，而且很不雅观，不建议（经常）使用
，特别是女孩子，会让人觉得很没教养。She is the first one who speak out "fuck
" from her little pink tone. 这是很经典的一本小说Summer Sister里的一句话，形
容了女主角之一的性格。
5. dirty... 脏的、卑鄙的、下流的、淫猥的；只是这一个词还不能称之为骂人，但后
面接上一些词就不同了，例如dirty lier 卑鄙的骗子（今年Oscar获奖影片 |
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j*m
发帖数: 833 | 4 WTF, 200lbs heavier than a camry, and you call that a BIG buick?
The fxxking buick is a dork anyway, whoever buys it is also a dork |
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l**a
发帖数: 5175 | 5 我女儿是6,7岁全部看完的,当时是一年级.
我不知道里面是什么内容.然后开始看DORK DIARY,
(我知道点内容..有女孩单相思的内容,,哈哈)
后来又对DORK DIARY失去兴趣了...早就不喜欢看了.
然后开始另外一个系列...
我不知道合适不合适,我没有男孩,我不用考虑男孩的问题,哈哈... |
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Y*****2
发帖数: 38613 | 6 only dork thinks ppl flirt by calling other ppl dorks.
and no, i am not flirting with you...
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i*******r
发帖数: 1075 | 7 转贴自yahoo answer. 似乎geek更强调有一技之长(computer geek)，nerd更强调cool
的心态。（在我看来都算褒义吧）
What's the difference between a nerd, a geek, and a dork?
Josh
Michigan
Dear Josh:
We've been called all three, and to be honest, we always assumed they meant
the same thing. However,
according to the cool kids, there are differences.
Official definitions for nerd, geek, and dork each use the words "inept" and
"foolish." Nerds have the
added distinction of being "unattractive." Ouch. While it's hard to argue
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t****t
发帖数: 8 | 8 学这些骂人的话不是为的要骂别人, 而是被骂时不能不知道.
1. Nerd/geek/dork/dweeb/gweeb
呆子.
这些字都代表一个人因为太专注某件事而看起来不太正常, 而并非不聪明的呆, 如书呆子
, 计算机怪胎等, 这几个字可以交换使用. 其中 nerd , geek 和 dork 比其它二个来的
常见.
2. Chicken/wuss/wimp
胆小鬼.
Chicken 大家都应该蛮熟悉的, 而 wuss 和 wimp 也是骂人胆小鬼的意思.
3. Weasel/skum/cunning
邪恶, 怀有心机
Weasl 本意是鼬鼠, 在这里是用来形容一个人很狡猾. 比方说有人表面上对你很好, 可是
他其实是另有目地, 可能要利用你或是怎么的, 这种人就叫 weasel 或 skum.
4. Bitch/Jackass
贱人/ 贱货 (男)
Bitch 是用来骂女人的, 不要乱用, 因为这跟骂人妓女没啥二样. 但 Bitch 是女人专用
的, 要骂男人, 要用 Jackass 这个字.
5. Weirdo
怪人
这个字是从 weird 怪异演变而来的, 就是指像科学怪人那样 |
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y***i
发帖数: 5492 | 9 老陈当初被迫跟大学生女友分手的时候，不知道受了多大打击。。。可怜的娃。
不过，我要是有个女儿，我可能也会这么干，呃。。。歌手要出头跟中彩票的几率差不
多了。
我同事女儿才上小学她就开始灌输：你不要去追cool guy, 你要追dork,dork靠得住，
能挣钱。。。 |
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T1
发帖数: 4732 | 10 cnn asked a very normal question, saying you might be stepping down in 2013,
wen apparently took the question too seriously, and offended by it - he
said the reporter asked the question too prematurely, he still have two
years to go, he will fight like a warrior, fight to the last minute, come on
, have some sensor of humor, don't act like a dork. |
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f********t
发帖数: 6999 | 11 http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000087239639044393140457755430
loll hiina Wrote:
These kinds of demonstrations are always clearly chinese monkey shows staged
by the dork, corrupt cina commies!
Hey stupid china commies, this time would you like to deprive all advanced
facilities and hi-technology of the plant from Japanese company pushing all
Japanese staff out of the plant?
I always feel malicious and willful stupidity of china commies in their own
domestic social problems.
This is a mere momen... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 12 Obfuscating motherfucking bankster slimebucket whore douchebag scumsucking
slimeball SOB bastard fucktard jerkoff twit dork-for-brains Goldmanite
fuckwit piece-of-shit arsewipe wants less regulation, eh. |
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y***k
发帖数: 9459 | 13 Cristina M. Lucescu · Uiversity of Iowa
Most of the anti-asian violence in America is by blacks.
Also, Asian immigration to the West is 'racist' and 'white supremacist'
since Asiasn obviously prefer to live with whites than with their own kind.
If Asians love diversity, why don't they emigrate to african or non-white
nations? They always choose white nations as preferable.
Also, why do Asian amerian women prefer white men over asian men? They find
their own men inferior and don't want to be with... 阅读全帖 |
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x****6
发帖数: 4339 | 14 湖南：屌屌，屌脐根
广东白话：「屌」（𨶙）、「鳩」（𨳊、尻、九）「撚」
英语：
Adolph
Albino Cave Dweller
baby-arm
baby-maker
baloney pony
beaver basher
beef whistle
bell on a pole
bishop
Bob Dole
boomstick
braciole
bratwurst
burrito
candle
choad
chopper
chub
chubby
cock
cranny axe
cum gun
custard launcher
dagger
deep-V diver
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
dink
dipstick
disco stick
dog head
dong
donger
dork
dragon
drum stick
dude piston
Easy Rider
eggroll
Excalibur
fang
ferret
fire hose
flesh flute
flesh tower
froto
fuc... 阅读全帖 |
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c****x
发帖数: 6601 | 15 来美15年，说说自己和美国各肤色人相处的经历 (不断更新） from 华人
来美快15年，我这人能喝酒，有幽默感，喜欢玩枪，因为这些原因让我在美国的15年里
，结交了大概 5个人白人，2个黑人，1个印度美国人，1个巴基斯坦美国人，我说的这
种结交是指非常铁的关系，交往的过程里很深入他们的生活，看到最近讨论种族的话题
比较多，想分享一下，希望能提供一些第一手的信息，
先写一写我读书时候的走得最近的2个白人，叫白A和 白B，有空再写其他的。
我和白A / 白B是研究生同学，我们的学校是公立的好学校。 白B是高壮肥白人，脖子
发红，很聪明，养狗和蛇作宠物，白B父母联邦政府员工，中产，白B人不是很善谈，但
是完得时候喜欢跟着我们，很懂美式橄榄球；白A是家庭条件好的公子哥，高壮一般帅
，很聪明，说话行为举止透出很坏的样子，在聚会上比较吸引一些白女，他有个弟弟，
高帅，在附近一所学校是Lacrosse 校队的主力，白A家爸是医生，妈是当地教育局高官
( 从小学老师一路干上去的)，我跟他们是2，3次聚会，大家喝兴奋了，越发觉得能聊
到一起，很快就走近了，我感觉要跟白人走近的关键是，你要能让他们撕... 阅读全帖 |
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m******1
发帖数: 19713 | 17 The Top 10 LGBT Victories From Last Night's Election
By: Daniel Villarreal
11.7.2012
Last night's election results resulted in an awe-inspiring and monumentous
night for LGBT rights and candidates. Here's a rundown of all of them in a
handy top 10 list.
1) Despite all the "this is gonna be a close race" hype, Obama was elected
by a large margin consisting primarily of young people, Hispanics, blacks
and women "micro-targeted" by his effective get out the vote effort in
battleground states such a... 阅读全帖 |
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g********2
发帖数: 6571 | 18 Dear Kurt: I am a 48 year-old progressive, unionized fifth grade teacher who
lives alone with her three beloved and diverse kitties, Fluffums,
Ticklebunny and Hillary. Lately, I think Ticklebunny, whose coat is a creamy
white, has been microaggressing Fluffums, whose coat is a rich ebony. I
think Ticklebunny may be racist. Also, every night when I come home with a
single serving Trader Joe’s entrée and a bottle of Charles Shaw chardonnay
, Hillary is sitting on my computer keyboard and the brows... 阅读全帖 |
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U***J
发帖数: 5998 | 20 LOL, that dork is so lame, what a dimwit. Nice to see he puts his foot in
his mouth. I don't have problems with republicans calling for tax cut, but
they are so disingenuous. They dug the hole to put the country where it is
now, and they won't be the one who get us out of it for sure. |
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c****o
发帖数: 2071 | 21 USA pejorative slang for a quirky, silly and/or stupid, socially inept
person, or one who is out of touch with contemporary trends. Often confused
with nerd and geek, but does not imply the same intelligence level. |
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c********l
发帖数: 8138 | 22 //MITBBS' article system will mess up the source code
// You may probably need to re-arrange the line breaks
import java.util.ArrayList;
import java.util.HashMap;
import java.util.HashSet;
import java.util.Map;
import java.util.Set;
public class Solution {
public static void main(String[] args) {
Solution sol = new Solution();
String[] dictStrArr = new String[] {
"dose","ends","dine","jars","prow","soap","guns","hops","
cray","hove","ella","hour","lens","j... 阅读全帖 |
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n********e
发帖数: 41 | 23 楼主 看到 你 isDiffByOne 函数就知道你必然要超时
Leetcode免费给你用 就别挑剔了。凡事要先从自身找问题
你那个测试不是大数据
真正的大数据在这里：
start = "nanny";
end = "aloud";
String[] d = {"ricky","grind","cubic","panic","lover","farce","gofer
","sales","flint","omens","lipid","briny","cloth","anted","slime","oaten","
harsh","touts","stoop","cabal","lazed","elton","skunk","nicer","pesky","
kusch","bused","kinda","tunis","enjoy","aches","prowl","babar","rooms","
burst","slush","pines","urine","pinky","bayed","mania","light","flare","
wares","wom... 阅读全帖 |
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c********l
发帖数: 8138 | 24 简洁不是最终极的目标，有时候需要reduce runtime complexity
见我之前写的
http://www.mitbbs.com/article/JobHunting/32658475_3.html
//MITBBS' article system will mess up the source code
// You may probably need to re-arrange the line breaks
// by coupondeal@mitbbs
import java.util.ArrayList;
import java.util.HashMap;
import java.util.HashSet;
import java.util.Map;
import java.util.Set;
public class Solution {
public static void main(String[] args) {
Solution sol = new Solution();
String[] dictStrA... 阅读全帖 |
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x****g
发帖数: 39 | 25 import string
class Solution(object):
def ladderLength(self, beginWord, endWord, wordDict):
"""
:type beginWord: str
:type endWord: str
:type wordDict: Set[str]
:rtype: int
"""
transformation = [beginWord]
wordDict.remove(beginWord)
length = 1
while transformation:
for i in range(len(transformation)):
fromWord = transformation.pop(0)
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m*********s
发帖数: 590 | 26 请教大家：房子的后院正对着一个超市的loading dork，距离大概有200 ft，中间有树
，这样的房子会吵吗？
超市都是晚上卸货吗？有没有什么仪器可以自己测分贝的？
我目前能想到，就是清晨或者半夜跑一趟，看看吵不吵。但是只能局限在房子门口，没
法在那个时间进到房子里面或者后院去听。大家有什么好的建议吗？能去敲邻居的门问
问他们吗？
感谢大家！ |
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m****a
发帖数: 6567 | 27 唉，我老公跟我妈解释他做什么的时候，就老是夹英文（他语言能力很差），我妈有一
天不能忍了说老一辈的留学生不管是给学生上课还是在家说话从来都是全中文，根本不
掺外语（比如钱学森，还有她的留日的爷爷），这就是水平............不过有时候真
的很难改啊，比如loser, dork,这种词说出来真是很给力，有时候不是傻叉笨蛋可以代
替的............. |
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f**e
发帖数: 890 | 28 我搞错了，是两年，不是一年，即使这样还是很强。我女儿一年级，读Dork's diary,
Little house 之类的书，老师说她是介于一年级，二年级之间的水平，二年级的时候
估计能到三年级的水平。你闺女已经达到初中水平了，阅读真的很强，这样才是95%，
你们那里教育太强了。 |
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f**e
发帖数: 890 | 29 不知道，家里还没有二年级的。这学期刚开学parents meeting 的时候，老师说我女儿
阅读不错，问在家里读不读书，读什么书。我就提了Dork's diary, little house 几
本最近读的，还以为可以到二三年级的水平，老师说大约介于一二年级之间。 |
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r**f
发帖数: 444 | 30 这些书，我觉得不是都值得收藏的。
因为刚发现mm的女儿是那个数学小天才，看书是为了增加兴趣，
跟我给娃看书的本意不一样。所以这个list不一定很适合她。
我家小孩光喜欢看不着天际的fantasy book, 思维比较幼稚，
老师也专门提到, 就算不爱看non-fiction, 也要多多看realistic fiction,
所以这个list里头，realistic fiction多。
mm的娃math那么好，我斗胆认为她可能喜欢non-fiction多些，
你想让她看些好看的fiction。
那有几部比较有名的小孩子之间流传的书比较popular的书，不知道她看过没有。
除了HP, worriors, 39 clues,
Rick Riordan的系列：
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
The Heroes of Olympus
The Kane Chronicles
还有silly的whimpy kids, dorks diaries
比较经典的lord of rings，
有点儿血腥的hunger game
你可以看看Children's Choic... 阅读全帖 |
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N*****1
发帖数: 404 | 31 怎么觉得六楼的就活脱脱是我家大女，上五年级。就只爱看non-fiction books, 象
wimpy kids, dork dairy 之类全收集完了，重复看来看去，更别提那些fairy，pony之
类。每次去书店还最喜欢看picture books, sciencebooks 之类碰都不碰，但是
science的电影倒是喜欢。
数学也是很差，一个分数问题讲了一两年到现在还不怎么开窍。但想想是女孩子，就算
了，也不打算让她做科学家。每天都高高兴兴去上学，老师也夸乖，已经很满足了。 |
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l*y
发帖数: 21010 | 32 我知道有dork可以解决这个，可问题是太贵了，要100多 |
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j****7
发帖数: 667 | 33 一篇文章说美国人视google眼睛为可笑，因为美国的文化是戴眼镜者都是dork。
绝对不酷。这很有道理。
所以销量在美国不会好。
远方，你怎么看？ |
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b*****m
发帖数: 438 | 35 【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: wh (wh), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: 美国骂人必备 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Feb 22 17:01:15 2014, 美东)
发信人: Humor (Mojo), 信区: Translation
标 题: 美国骂人必备
关键字: 骂人 cursing
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Feb 22 12:58:46 2014, 美东)
美国是法制社会，先动手打人一般不可取，所以骂人是主要争斗手段。在不动手，不触
犯众怒的前提下，骂人是可以畅所欲骂，口水四溅，酣畅淋漓，骂得对手青筋突暴，裂
嘴呲牙，屁滚尿流，落败而逃。不言而喻，熟悉了解骂人词汇就尤其重要了。
种族之骂，要留意周围其他人。骂阿拉伯人: Wog. 骂爱尔兰人：Mick. 骂黑人，除了
寻常的N字，可以用：Coon, Darky, 或 Spook. 骂英国人: Limey. 黑人骂白人: Honky
. 警惕，美国人骂东方人亚洲人越南人：Slopehead. 美国人骂韩国人日本人菲律宾人:
Gook. ... 阅读全帖 |
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Y*****2
发帖数: 38613 | 36 lmao, you are such a dork. |
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n*******8
发帖数: 1026 | 37 how dare you call a Qinghua non-wsn a dork? |
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n****i
发帖数: 547 | 38 Haha, I only know in club we call people dork if we are flirting with them,
are you flirting with me?
You gotta try harder. |
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Y*****2
发帖数: 38613 | 39 你来纽约版拜山头，你第一个要拜gogopanda, 可惜他最近不在，所以你要先拜我。
你刚来状况都没搞清楚，你就瞎嚷嚷，你说你是不是dork? |
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n****i
发帖数: 547 | 40 不介意被叫Dork,但是不能白叫，要不你们请吃法得了。周末就算娱乐大众活跃气氛了,贡献本版的GDP。 |
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m*******y
发帖数: 14292 | 41 My hubby " house of dorks"
Me "what?"
My hubby "boehner is an idiot"
Me " but beefcurtain said he is hot"
Hubby " her name is beefcurtain, what u expecting "
Me " but she said I should wake u up with bj everyday"
Hubby " she s a good girl. When she comes over?" |
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H***r
发帖数: 43 | 42 美国是法制社会，先动手打人一般不可取，所以骂人是主要争斗手段。在不动手，不触
犯众怒的前提下，骂人是可以畅所欲骂，口水四溅，酣畅淋漓，骂得对手青筋突暴，裂
嘴呲牙，屁滚尿流，落败而逃。不言而喻，熟悉了解骂人词汇就尤其重要了。
种族之骂，要留意周围其他人。骂阿拉伯人: Wog. 骂爱尔兰人：Mick. 骂黑人，除了
寻常的N字，可以用：Coon, Darky, 或 Spook. 骂英国人: Limey. 黑人骂白人: Honky
. 警惕，美国人骂东方人亚洲人越南人：Slopehead. 美国人骂韩国人日本人菲律宾人:
Gook. 骂犹太人: Yid, 或 Sheeny, Kikes, Hymie. 犹太人骂非犹太人: Goyish. 骂西
班牙裔人: Spic 或 Spick. 西班牙裔人骂白人: Gringo. 美国人骂意大利人西班牙人
葡萄牙人: Dago. 美国人骂意大利人: Wop, Guinea, 或 Greaseball, Guido.
骂流氓恶棍. brigand: 土匪，强盗. desperado: 亡命徒，暴徒. dragoon: 暴徒，凶
汉. hoodlum: 流... 阅读全帖 |
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G***o
发帖数: 5158 | 43 I am just being myself, geeky, nerdy and dorkish...
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gerdo - from urban dictionary
noun: a person who exhibits some, many or all of the traits of geeks, nerds
and dorks.
adjective: a descriptive word that designates an activity, item/thing or
place as being geeky, nerdy and dorkish. |
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q****p
发帖数: 4536 | 44 Permanent Head Damage
Pizza Hut Delivery
Piled Higher and Deeper
Productive Happy Devil
Public Hated Degree
Patiently Hoping for a Degree
Progressively Headed Downhill
Pulsating Heaving Disaster
Pretty Homely Dork
Pathetic Homeless Dreamer
Pour Her a Drink
看看哪个最适合你？ |
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i****a
发帖数: 36252 | 45 He's wearing dork glasses frame for fashion, he must be asian. Think he'll
play for Chinese team?
[发表自未名空间手机版 - m.mitbbs.com] |
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J********e
发帖数: 2284 | 46 看到片片啦。恭喜车版又多了一枚美女。
建议：去掉轮子上的反光板。后轮上的dork disk最终也应该拿掉，不过可以保留一段
时间。 |
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D****R
发帖数: 6053 | 47 PhD 是啥东东啊， 放狗搜了一下， 原来是这么一回事，
哈哈， 怪不好意思的， 我有15年的PhD经历了。。
•Permanent head damage
•Pizza Hut Delivery
•Piled Higher and Deeper
•Productive Happy Devil
•Public Hated Degree
•Patiently Hoping for a Degree (me favourite)
•Progressively Headed Downhill
•Pulsating Heaving Disaster
•Pretty Homely Dork
•Pathetic Homeless Dreamer
•Pour Her a Drink |
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w****1
发帖数: 4931 | 48 do you only date dorks? :P |
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S**********s
发帖数: 4534 | 49 I rather get some prescription rayban or Oakley so I don't look like a dork.
I'm using prescription sunglasses with titanium rayban frames |
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