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发帖数: 303 | 1 Muse have missed out on an honour from their hometown.
Teignmouth Town Council Chairman David Cox has proposed to boost the town's
profile by adding the legend 'Home Of Muse' to the 'Welcome To Teignmouth'
signs on the edge of the town.
However, he was forced to drop the idea after it was pointed out that the
name 'Muse' was an acronym for Medicated Urethral Suppository for Erection-
an impotence treatment.
The council had initially given the idea lukewarm support but agreed to
consult residents |
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r*s
发帖数: 2555 | 3 【 以下文字转载自 Faculty 讨论区 】
发信人: StephenKing (金博士), 信区: Faculty
标 题: 面试有个教授问我是不是经常in erection with students
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 8 19:15:14 2015, 美东)
还是个女老中
我听了大吃一惊，摆摆手连声说，“no shit！no shit！”
女老中一脸不悦
面试是不是黄了？ |
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z*i
发帖数: 58873 | 4 ？？？广告不是这么说的啊。
"Erectile dysfunction symptoms include when a man has trouble:
Getting an erection at all
Keeping an erection hard enough for sex
Maintaining an erection before or during sex
ED happens in different ways.
Some men with ED find it difficult to get an erection every time they try to
have sex. For others, erectile dysfunction symptoms can happen just once in
a while.
VIAGRA can help men with ED get harder erections." |
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x*****z
发帖数: 787 | 5 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_hyena
Spotted hyenas have a complex set of postures in communication. When afraid,
the ears are folded flat, and are often combined with baring of the teeth
and a flattening of the mane. When attacked by other hyenas or by wild dogs,
the hyena lowers its hindquarters. Before and during an assertive attack,
the head is held high with the ears cocked, mouth closed, mane erect and the
hindquarters high. The tail usually hangs down when neutral, though it will
ch... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 51 | 6 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
"As of 2015, a systematic review of 15,521 men, and the best research to
date on the topic, as the subjects were measured by health professionals,
rather than self-measured, has concluded that the average length of an erect
human penis is 13.12 cm (5.17 inches) long, while the average circumference
of an erect human penis is 11.66 cm (4.59 inches)."
Size and race
"The belief that penis size varies according to race is not supported by
scientific evi... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 7 By Michael F. Haverluck
A lawsuit that challenges the placement of the cross at the site of the 9/11
attack on the World Trade Center alleges atheist plaintiffs have suffered
serious physical and mental illness because the religious symbol has made
them feel excluded.
Nonsense, says a new friend-of-the-court brief to be filed Monday in the
case by the American Center for Law and Justice. The brief, which carries
the signatures of more than 100,000 people, argues there have been no known
sighting... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 51 | 8 since you post this all around the mitbbs, I may talk more about it.
first of all
let me correct some misunderstanding we might have.
1) erection dysfunction is quite different from male infertility.
A man with erection dysfunction who is unable to maintian an erection
during foreplay or intercourse may be very capable of producing sperm which
could fertilize an egg.
However, an infertile man is usually able to maintain an erection,
but he may be unable to father a child due to problems with spe... 阅读全帖 |
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Y****g
发帖数: 662 | 9 Fake palm tree makes residents scared
http://realestate.aol.com/blog/2012/11/16/cell-towers-near-home
Cell Towers Near Homes? Battle in Mesa, Ariz., Typifies Fears Nationwide
By Krisanne Alcantara | Posted Nov 16th 2012 7:05PM
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Though palm trees evoke an idyllic desert oasis, that's hardly the case for
frustrated residents of Mesa, Ariz. That's because a "palm tree" set to be
planted in the Phoenix suburb isn't what it seems: It's a camouflaged
cellular tow... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4877 | 10 Chinese troops intrude into Indian territory in Ladakh, erect a tented post
PTI | Apr 19, 2013, 10.08 PM IST
Chinese troops have entered the Indian territory in Daulat Beg Oldi sector
in eastern Ladakh and erected a tented post.(TOI Photo)
LEH/NEW DELHI: In a deep incursion, Chinese troops have entered the Indian
territory in Daulat Beg Oldi (DBO) sector in eastern Ladakh and erected a
tented post, setting the stage for a face-off with Indian troops.
A Platoon-strength contingent of China's Peop... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 8227 | 11 Pyongyang, December 13 (KCNA) -- Upon hearing the report on the enlarged
meeting of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the Workers'
Party of Korea, the service personnel and people throughout the country
broke into angry shouts that a stern judgment of the revolution should be
meted out to the anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional elements.
Against the backdrop of these shouts rocking the country, a special military
tribunal of the DPRK Ministry of State Security was held o... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 12 别上黄片的当，白人的JB没那么大，黄人的没那么小：
According to the new reports from the British Urilogical Institute, the
average penis size when erect is 5.1" long and 4.7" in girth.
The average measurements were:
Flaccid length 9.16 cm (3.61 in.)
Flaccid stretched length 13.24 cm (5.21 in.)
Erect length 13.12 cm (5.17 in.)
Flaccid girth or circumference 9.31 cm (3.67 in.)
Erect circumference 11.66 cm (4.59 in.)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/study-reveals-average-penis-size-for-men-1.2976372
别瞎JB乱吹... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 32610 | 13 Praise be to Allaah.
Islam forbids erecting structures over graves, and commands that any such
structures should be knocked down. But it is permitted to put a marker on
the grave so that the family and friends of the deceased will know where it
is. However, this marker should not be a structure or anything else that is
not allowed in sharee’ah.
1 – With regard to the prohibition on erecting structures over graves, the
evidence for that is as follows.
It was narrated that Jaabir said: The Messen... 阅读全帖 |
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w*p
发帖数: 16484 | 14 Sildenafil protects cyclic guanosine monophosphate (cGMP) from degradation
by cGMP-specific phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE5) in the corpus cavernosum.
Nitric oxide (NO) in the corpus cavernosum of the penis binds to guanylate
cyclase receptors, which results in increased levels of cGMP, leading to
smooth muscle relaxation (vasodilation) of the intimal cushions of the
helicine arteries. This smooth muscle relaxation leads to vasodilation and
increased inflow of blood into the spongy tissue of the ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 897 | 15 LaS VEGAS—The line Friday evening stretched outside Cardenas Market in Las
Vegas, teeming with Hispanic voters eager to cast ballots.
Many had to wait for hours on the last day of a fortnight of early voting in
Nevada, plied by food and exhortations from activists who didn’t have to
do much. Election officials had to keep the polling place open an extra
three hours to accommodate the line, which was described thusly on Twitter
by Yvanna Cancela, the political director for the majority Hispanic C... 阅读全帖 |
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y***d
发帖数: 2330 | 16 http://www.circinfo.net/Circumcision_and_penis_length.html
Length when erect:
Average erect penis length was 16.0 cm (95% CI 12.2-19.8) in 156 White men
aged 18-55 years (mean 33) in Sydney, Australia [Richters et al., 1995].
Length in the 102 who were circumcised was 0.8 cm (5% or 1/20th) less than
length in the 43 who were uncircumcised. It was suggested that "insufficient
residual foreskin in some uncircumcised men may have tethered their
erections". There are at least two interpretations of |
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c******i
发帖数: 4091 | 17 http://www.circumcision.org/confessions.htm
Confessions of a Circumcised Man
"This is winter wheat we’re sowing, and other hands will harvest."
Elizabeth Cady Stanton, American Universal Suffrage Leader
For as long as I can remember, I’ve loved sunsets and impressionist oil
paintings. The subtle interplay of color and light has always struck me as
beautiful, even sublime. I couldn’t imagine anything being more lovely.
So much so, that I was dumbstruck to learn at the age of 18 that I was color
b... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 12072 | 18 发信人: youdu (youdu), 信区: Military
标 题: 军版各位，有没有研究过锡安长老教义？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Nov 26 13:15:49 2011, 美东)
对理解过去三百年很有帮助。
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/przion1.htm#TABLE OF CONTENTS
THE PROTOCOLS DIGEST-ED
Since discourse in the Protocols is often disjointed, we have taken the
liberty of grouping quotations (from Victor Marsden's 1934 edition) in what
seems a logical order of subject. We have also tried to minimize the more
offensive ones. Contemptuous references to goyim (the unfortunate Talmudi... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 29576 | 19 竟然有个词叫asian steel，不错。
Are all asians penis's harder when erect than other races?
Because I had sex with a girl and she said she wanted to do a asian guy (im
2/3 asian 1/3 hispanic) because one of her friends said that they have small
penis's and theyre really hard. Ive been with two girls and they have both
said I have a really hard penis when erect. I was Wondering if all asians
are like that or if im just weird?
angmang answered 4 years ago
Yes this is true. Girls call it "Asian steel". It's u... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 20 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 静坐和性
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jun 27 20:44:05 2018, 美东)
我以前说过，性快乐和身体能量紧密相关。并且多次强调，中年切忌纵欲，形同自杀。
有个女同学写信说，她一静坐就会会阴发痒，性欲上来，结果大家可以联想。但是，真
正的后果是什么呢？是“作死”。这样的身体，宝贵的精元全耗散了。
练功的时候，如果性欲变强，尤其是练的过程中变强，如果这时候泄掉，不管什么途径
，就等于自杀。
而这个同学的本质，并不是身体的真正变好，而是守意不对。于是浮躁的阳气，其实本
来就不多了，全浮在表面，全被搅起来了。所以，完事以后，往往极度疲惫，身体像被
掏空。
其根本是什么呢？是心，在贪。如果长期执迷不改，就是痴。
但是，下面信中这个同学是真的进步了。何以见得呢？
关键在晨勃（morning erection）。男人们都知道，身体好的时候才有晨勃，晨勃是健
康男人的标志之一。晨勃的男人，至少身体是舒畅的，有精力的。要想达到晨勃，必须
具备几个... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 21 Size and race
The belief that penis size varies according to race is not supported by
scientific evidence.[6][17] A 2005 study reported that "there is no
scientific background to support the alleged 'oversized' penis in black
people".[18] In fact, a study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the
average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53
inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis
length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 22 February 7, 2013 by Warner Todd Huston
One of the world’s premiere environmentalists, credited as a founder of the
green movement, is fighting plans to erect wind turbines in his own village.
Professor James Lovelock, 93, is renowned for having created the “Gaia
Theory” and becoming one of the World’s earliest and most active modern
environmentalists. He is also known for predicting global warming and saying
that by the year 2100 warming would kill off four fifths of the world’s
population.
Lo... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 23 Taxpayers paid nearly $175 million for vacuum erection systems (VES),
commonly known as “penis pumps,” from 2006 to 2011, according to an
inspector general report released on Monday.
The federal government paid more than double the retail price for VES, the
Department of Health and Human Services IG found. Medicare prices for the
systems, the report said, “remain grossly excessive compared with the
amounts that non-Medicare payers pay.”
Medicare paid 473,620 VES claims during calendar years 2006... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 24 猛：墓尸淋总统猴塞阴.嗷黑驴性骚扰妇女 - 阴茎当众勃起
Muslim president Obama's Penis Erection in PUBLIC
Disgusting: Muslim president Lowlife Hussein Obama's Penis Erection in
PUBLIC - clearly excited about the conversation he is having with the person
on the phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wld9WeX43hA |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 25 黑驴的大驴JB估计得有25厘米长，10英寸。是美国所有总统里头最大最长的
：猛：墓尸淋总统猴塞阴.嗷黑驴性骚扰妇女 - 阴茎当众勃起
：Muslim president Obama's Penis Erection in PUBLIC
：Disgusting: Muslim president Lowlife Hussein Obama's Penis Erection in
：PUBLIC - clearly excited about the conversation he is having with the
person on the phone.
：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wld9WeX43hA |
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发帖数: 1 | 26 Muslim president Obama sexually harasses women - his Penis Erection in
PUBLIC
猛：墓尸淋总统猴塞阴.嗷黑驴性骚扰妇女 - 阴茎当众勃起！！
Disgusting: Muslim president Lowlife Hussein sexually harasses women - his
Penis Erection in PUBLIC - clearly excited about the conversation he is
having with the person on the phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wld9WeX43hA |
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发帖数: 1 | 27 就奥黑驴这怂货，它还敢动用军队？军队75%是站在闯爷这边的。所有Law Enforcement
(Cops, National guards, Border Patrols)都是完全支持闯爷的。更别提基督教民兵
已枕戈待旦了。若实行军管或发动内战，它就等着死无全尸和全家被杀光的命运啦！
你看看嗷黑驴这下流呸骚扰女记者和特勤的淫荡样 - 黑驴的阴茎朝女记者勃起：
Muslim president Obama sexually harasses women - his Penis Erection in
PUBLIC
Disgusting: Muslim president Lowlife Hussein Obama sexually harasses women -
his Penis Erection in PUBLIC - clearly excited about the conversation he is
having with the person on the phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wld9WeX43hA |
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c*******o
发帖数: 8869 | 28 Trump fans upset about Obama' s erection? Oh, yeah...
Ivana Trump: 'Donald Was Skilled At Erecting Skyscrapers, But Not Much Else’ |
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R***a
发帖数: 41892 | 29 按照交通法规，这个是加州的
21451. (a) A driver facing a circular green signal shall proceed straight
through or turn right or left or make a U-turn unless a sign prohibits a U-
turn. Any driver, including one turning, shall yield the right-of-way to
other traffic and to pedestrians lawfully within the intersection or an
adjacent crosswalk.
注意行人必须是lawfully，那么LZ的情况行人算lawfully么？
下面明显说，不算
21461.5. It shall be unlawful for any pedestrian to fail to obey any sign
or signal erected or maintained to indicate or ca... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 26623 | 30 Viagra and Cialis apparently have nothing on a BMW motorcycle seat.
According to a lawsuit filed last week in San Francisco Superior Court, the
seat left its driver with a two-year erection.
Henry Wolf filed suit against BMW North America and Corbin-Pacific, Inc. He
claimed in the lawsuit that the “ridged seat” of his 1993 BMW motorcycle
caused him mental and emotional anguish after it left him with a severe case
of priapism, aka a long-lasting erection.
Wolf said he rode the motorcycle in San F... 阅读全帖 |
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k**u
发帖数: 10502 | 31 控告原因是违反了21461(a),也就说那个“right lane must exit”标志牌，只要你过
了它，不管边上是不是虚线，就只能出去。
现场的这个牌子，在地图上实测，离前方虚线结束还有800英尺的距离。
这叫什么王八蛋执法？
Obedience by Driver to Official Traffic Control Devices
21461. (a) It is unlawful for a driver of a vehicle to fail
to obey a sign or signal defined as regulatory in the federal
Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices, or a Department
of Transportation approved supplement to that manual of a
regulatory nature erected or maintained to enhance traffic
safety and operations or to ... 阅读全帖 |
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S*p
发帖数: 1483 | 32 Baby’s naked or only thin fur or fluff 1-7 days
Baby’s ears are still closed 1-7 days
Baby’s eyes open at about 5-7 days
Baby’s ears stand erect 9-12 days
Baby has a complete hair coat 14 days
Baby’s show interest and begin nibbling on items about 12 -15 days
Babies become more active and begin leaving the nest to explore about 15-20
days
Baby 5-6 inches long at 17-22 days
Baby is nervous, jumpy, spooky, respond to sudden noises, ears erect = 21
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a******7
发帖数: 7936 | 33 没关系
不影响品质
纯种的边牧的耳朵有立有耷拉，不是评判品种好坏的标准
一下摘自维基：
The ears of the Border Collie are also variable — some have fully erect
ears, some fully dropped ears, and others semi-erect ears |
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a******7
发帖数: 7936 | 34 没关系
不影响品质
纯种的边牧的耳朵有立有耷拉，不是评判品种好坏的标准
一下摘自维基：
The ears of the Border Collie are also variable — some have fully erect
ears, some fully dropped ears, and others semi-erect ears |
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c******i
发帖数: 4091 | 35 发信人: chichazi (吃叉子), 信区: NextGeneration
标 题: 包皮到底有什么用？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 21 14:25:55 2014, 美东)
The foreskin has numerous protective, sensory, and sexual functions.
· Protection: Just as the eyelids protect the eyes, the foreskin
protectsthe glans and keeps its surface soft, moist, and sensitive. It also
maintains optimal warmth, pH balance, and cleanliness. The glans itself
contains no sebaceous glands-glands that produce the sebum, or oil, that
moisturizes our skin.11 The foreskin produc... 阅读全帖 |
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c******i
发帖数: 4091 | 36 The foreskin has numerous protective, sensory, and sexual functions.
· Protection: Just as the eyelids protect the eyes, the foreskin protects
the glans and keeps its surface soft, moist, and sensitive. It also
maintains optimal warmth, pH balance, and cleanliness. The glans itself
contains no sebaceous glands-glands that produce the sebum, or oil, that
moisturizes our skin.11 The foreskin produces the sebum that maintains
proper health of the surface of the glans.
· Immunological Defense: The m... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 16092 | 37 WASHINGTON (AP) — The Food and Drug Administration on Friday approved the
first drug to treat an unusual condition that causes painful, curved
erections in men.
The agency said it approved the biotech drug Xiaflex to treat Peyronie's
disease, which causes an abnormal bend in the penis during erection. The
disease is caused by scar tissue and can lead to pain and other difficulties
during sex.
FDA says the injectable drug is the first non-surgical treatment for the
disease.
Drugmaker Auxilium Pha... 阅读全帖 |
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b*********s
发帖数: 3863 | 38 看百年画册时留意到
then wiki:
Jim Thorpe， considered one of the most versatile athletes of modern sports,
Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania
Thorpe's wife Patricia was angry after his death when the government of
Oklahoma would not erect a memorial to honor him.[60] When she heard that
the small Pennsylvania towns of Mauch Chunk and East Mauch Chunk were
desperately seeking to attract business, she made a deal with officials. The
towns bought Thorpe's remains, erected a monument to him, merged and
renamed the newl... 阅读全帖 |
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G***a
发帖数: 27294 | 39 哎，我觉得有些老外老头老太太真是特可爱，了不得。
我刚吃饭时候，看一个medical纪录片，里面一个93岁老爷爷，得了泌尿系统疾病
医生给他开药，非常严肃的说：“这个药副作用就是，可能导致非自主性erection，
如果这种情况发生, please call your nurse”
老爷爷特可爱眨眨眼睛说：“don't worry, if I do get an erection, I will call
EVERYBODY I know..."
我当时就喷饭了。。。 人家这个生活态度啊！ 能用这么快乐的心，看待生老病死。~~
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发帖数: 3252 | 40
Nebraska's NCAA-record sellout streak dates back to November 3, 1962.
Memorial Stadium Seating capacity
* 1923: 31,080, original stadium, with stands on both sides
* 1964: 48,000, south end zone bleachers erected, making stadium a
horseshoe
* 1965: 53,000, center section of north end zone bleachers erected
* 1966: 62,644, the rest of the north stadium bleachers finished
* 1967: 64,170, New press box
* 1972: 73,650, south end zone bleachers extended
* 1994: 72,700, re |
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发帖数: 1565 | 41 Good choices,
Next, I will try to use your way of pushing to the forehand angle. I also
need to learn to erect paddle to chop it very strongly sometime.
Thanks for the tips
normally just push to the forehand angle, or erect my
with |
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b*s
发帖数: 82482 | 42 摘抄一段那段黑丝袜和sex的议论，很长，微色，慎入：
Note to myself: let’s see "Letters to Penthouse" print this!
I don’t suppose that graduate students of either gender are exactly sought
out by sexual connoisseurs for their great fucking skills. We think about it
too much. Everything has to be verbalized. A person who believes that
fucking is a sexual discourse is simply never going to be any good in the
sack.
I have a thing about stockings. They have to be sheer black stockings,
preferably with seams up the back. When... 阅读全帖 |
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b*s
发帖数: 82482 | 43 摘抄一段那段黑丝袜和sex的议论，很长，微色，慎入：
Note to myself: let’s see "Letters to Penthouse" print this!
I don’t suppose that graduate students of either gender are exactly sought
out by sexual connoisseurs for their great fucking skills. We think about it
too much. Everything has to be verbalized. A person who believes that
fucking is a sexual discourse is simply never going to be any good in the
sack.
I have a thing about stockings. They have to be sheer black stockings,
preferably with seams up the back. When... 阅读全帖 |
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l*y
发帖数: 21010 | 44 由美国著名的作家Neal Stephenson撰写
I don’t suppose that graduate students of either gender are exactly sought
out by sexual connoisseurs for their great fucking skills. We think about it
too much. Everything has to be verbalized. A person who believes that
fucking is a sexual discourse is simply never going to be any good in the
sack.
I have a thing about stockings. They have to be sheer black stockings,
preferably with seams up the back. When I was thirteen years old I actually
shoplifted some black pan... 阅读全帖 |
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t****g
发帖数: 35582 | 45 我估计我拼得不对，需要阿婆指正。
尼安德特人。这个基本上可以肯定是随着Homo Sapien进入欧洲被干掉了。至于Homo
Erects是被智人干掉的还是在智人来之前就已经game over了就不清楚。
北京人就是Homo Erects的一支，新时期时代的山顶洞人就是Homo Sapien了。中国的小
学历史书总是语焉不详，前后没逻辑。这两个放一起讲，弄得我小时候很长一段时间都
以为山顶洞人是北京人进化来的。 |
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x****n
发帖数: 2297 | 46 USA: erect length (cm) 12.89 ± 2.91; n=80.
Reference：
Penile length in the flaccid and erect states: guidelines for penile
augmentation.
Wessells H, Lue TF, McAninch JW. The Journal of Urology. 1996 Sep;156(3):995
-7.
不信的自己找 paper 来看。
会用英寸做单位。其他错漏百出的地方就懒得一一列举了。 |
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