m********5
发帖数: 17667 | 1 I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an
erection."
But she did.
早上坐火车，我对面是一个超级火辣的泰国妞。
我一直跟自己说，JJ别站起来，别站起来
但是她的站起来了。
If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or
shoplifting?
如果你强上了一个妓女
这算奸呢，还是盗呢？ |
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发帖数: 2555 | 2 GIGANTE, Colombia — A Colombian man's attempt to impress a new girlfriend
with his sexual prowess backfired in an ironically tragic way.
According to the La Nacion newspaper, the 66-year-old had to have his penis
amputated after reportedly overdosing on the erectile disfunction medication
Viagra.
Doctors in southern Colombia say the man intentionally overdosed on Viagra
to impress his new girlfriend. As a result, he experienced a constant state
of erection for several days, according to the pape... 阅读全帖 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 3 韵文系列：
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 1 =----------------------------------
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Some people come to sit and think.
Others come to shit and stink.
I come here to rest my balls and
Read the words upon the walls.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 2 =----------------------------------
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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit in the misty vapor.
Someone stole the toilet ... 阅读全帖 |
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s***5
发帖数: 31 | 4 不是说neuter了之后，激素水平下降，就不会经常hump/erect了？我倒不是特别担心他
hump的行为，就是觉得他hump的时候是不是其实也特别痛苦？大家的男puppy neuter前
是已经开始hump和fully erect了么？我有点担心他是不是早熟。。 |
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s***5
发帖数: 31 | 5 我搜了下都没怎么看到有说5个月就erect了，不过我现在不确定他是不是fully erect
还是相对来说first time。因为持续了大概几分钟，大小不算特别huge（相比于网上的
照片）...
我很担心狗狗会不会有神马性早熟的问题啊。。。 |
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发帖数: 51 | 6 2)
in the past, erection problems were thought to be 'all in man's mind'.
men often were given unhelpful advices such as 'don't worry',
or 'just relax and it'll take care of itself'.
Today, doctors believe that phsical factors are often the cause.
in some case, erection problems are the omen of other serious disease,
such as prostatitis or prostate cancer. |
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l**a
发帖数: 5175 | 7 ................a typical example of ....................
This review is from: The Hindus: An Alternative History (Kindle Edition)
Banned in Bangalore, the New York Times op-ed said. Why ban a book, no
matter how offensive, the literati fumed. No one can truly ban a book in the
Internet age, friends pointed out. Naturally, I bought a copy—and more to
the point, read the book.
Before we proceed, let me say that I do not support banning any book (or
even legally requiring a book to be withdrawn fr... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 9860 | 8 SEATTLE — A longtime project that has been millions of dollars in the
making will bring a giant Ferris wheel to Seattle’s waterfront in time for
the summer crowds.
On Tuesday, another phase is under way as crews pour about 550 tons of
concrete, basically covering Pier 57, which will serve as the base of the
Ferris wheel.
Crews will pipe the concrete down to the end of the pier because the trucks
are too heavy for the pier.
Dozens of pilings under the pier have been hollowed out and filled with
c... 阅读全帖 |
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m*****n
发帖数: 3575 | 9 Sex should be conducted between 9pm and 11pm.
It should not be excess.
Men are more vulnerable than Women in sex.
Men should has restrain on their sex.
Too much cum makes a man stupid, because his brain is evacuated.
A boy's pennis can erect because his Shen is so strong that he doesn't need
any sexual stimulus to erect.
When pee, press your teeth and preserve Shen.
One symbol of Shenxu is a Man's back is weak and unstraight. |
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P*******i
发帖数: 10965 | 10 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
Patchouli (夏日薄荷) 于 (Mon Dec 6 05:46:58 2010, 美东) 提到:
薄荷从诞生于mitbbs就活泼、犀利、爱曾分明、对朋友爱护有加
记得第一次小水在公开版上讲故事 要求不能引用 我不仅自己这么做 凡其他人那么为
之的 我也发文一一要求其删掉引文；
第二次见到nogard攻击爱哈哈 那人说话很是欺负人 我站了出来 和他激战 ；
第三次见到nogard攻击北京 我也是站了出来 与之斗争；
第四次文情重组需要人的时候 我说服太尉 不怕因此树敌 也不怕因此一个很好的朋友
会更忙而少一个灌水的好友；
第五次nogard转老狼爷爷未经许可的照片 我感觉来着不善 看到立马删帖封人14天
。。。。。。
而我的这次文情事件 对方说我什么开始我并不知情 都是因为几个因为对方威胁不再
来文情而来问我怎么回事（对方已经再回文情 你们几个应该宽心了）让我想法和解 过
了好一会有空了 我才去看了看来龙去脉；看完 说实话 我气疯了 第一次mitbbs上第一
次 这么多年来 我认真奔了一... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 12072 | 11 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: wlwl12 (戒网), 信区: Military
标 题: 锡安长老教义(整理贴)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 20 12:09:32 2011, 美东)
发信人: youdu (youdu), 信区: Military
标 题: 军版各位，有没有研究过锡安长老教义？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Nov 26 13:15:49 2011, 美东)
对理解过去三百年很有帮助。
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/przion1.htm#TABLE OF CONTENTS
THE PROTOCOLS DIGEST-ED
Since discourse in the Protocols is often disjointed, we have taken the
liberty of grouping quotations (from Victor Marsden's 1934 edition) in what
seems a logical order of su... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 25 | 12 Dear all, deep thanks to everyone.
Me and my wife, we love each other dearly. And we are very dependent on each
other. She is my first everything, first kiss, first girlfriend, first wife
and my very sweetheart.
But looking back, our relationship is in a quite childish, somewhat naive
environment, living in the dreamy wonderland, no worries about real life.
Mainly because I am childish and not very 上进. And I really don't know how
to please her and understand her thought. Maybe inherit that from... 阅读全帖 |
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O*******d
发帖数: 20343 | 13 China's sculpture making skill is very poor. Look at the pants of the
sculpture. The wrinkle on the pants suggest veins on an erected organ. |
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j***b
发帖数: 5901 | 14 California state erect university. 翻译成中文是加州州立大学。 |
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b*****t
发帖数: 9671 | 15 6 Places Where Land is FREE
Yes. You read that right. There are STILL places in the U.S. where land is
free. And, yes, there is a catch. You have to agree to build a house (or
plop a mobile home or, sometimes, a business) on the land. The concept of
giving away free land isn't new, as back in the day the government used it
as a means to settle the far corners of the country. So what far corners are
we talking about today? Here ya go:
1.Marquette, Kansas will give you a lot if you agree to erect ... 阅读全帖 |
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b*****t
发帖数: 9671 | 16 下午11:00（31 分钟前）8964 苏联“六四”档案解密：“六四”屠杀三千人从 童言无
忌 戈尔巴乔夫支持六四屠杀。
http://www.google.com/buzz/109245144142018091431/X2G2iCMcpux
Reshared post from Pillar Chang.8964 苏联“六四”档案解密：天安门死3000人 -
诸哥驿站·博客·网摘
作者：封从德 注意这一段对话： Lukyanov reports that the real number of
casualties on Tiananmen Square was 3,000.（Lukyanov：天安门的真实死亡数字是
3000人） Gorbachev: We must be realists. They, like us, have to defend
themselves. Three thousands . . . So what?（戈尔巴乔夫：我们必须现实。他们和
我们一样，必须维护自己。三 千。。。那又怎么样？） 这是“六四”屠杀三千人的最
新证据。此前有三个证据指向三千人这个... 阅读全帖 |
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M*V
发帖数: 3205 | 17 Egyptian police fired tear gas Thursday at thousands of demonstrators
outside the Interior Ministry protesting the security forces' failure to
prevent a soccer riot that killed more than 70 people.
Anger has been building as the public and lawmakers blamed the country's
military rulers for the bloodshed, the latest to signal rapidly
deteriorating security in the country since Hosni Mubarak's fall nearly a
year ago.
The protests started as a peaceful march by Egyptians angry over the police
inact... 阅读全帖 |
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i***s
发帖数: 39120 | 19 赵式芝与同性密友杨如芯结婚，老爸赵世曾公开反对，之前搞了个5亿招婿，变成全城热话。虽然赵式芝完全没有理会这件事。29日赵式芝在facebook说相隔2个月，她都还收到“女婿”们的情书，有一个夏威夷的男士，日日写诗给她，有一封，还是“有味（淫秽）情书”。
据香港媒体报道，赵式芝与同性密友杨如芯结婚，老爸赵世曾公开反对，之前搞了个5亿招婿，变成全城热话。虽然赵式芝完全没有理会这件事。29日赵式芝在facebook说相隔2个月，她都还收到“女婿”们的情书，有一个夏威夷的男士，日日写诗给她，有一封，还是“有味（淫秽）情书”。
原文如下：
Wow, I am impressed that, after 2 months, I'm still receiving love letters. This one, from Edward in Hawaii who writes me poems everyday, I particularly found amusing: （subject is）
If you marry a...
Doctor, all he does is examine it... 阅读全帖 |
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a**********s
发帖数: 1075 | 20 wiki說的
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Nerchinsk
中国称此条约为“清朝做了让步的平等条约”，俄罗斯（包括苏联时期）则称此条约为“不平等条约”，并声称俄罗斯在《瑷珲条约》中收复了在《尼布楚条约》中被中国人强占的失地。[1]。
The language used was Latin, the translators being, for the Russians, a Pole named Andrei Bielobocki and for the Chinese the Jesuits Jean-Francois Gerbillon and Thomas Pereira. To avoid problems of precedence, tents were erected side by side so that neither side would be seen as visiting the other. G.P. March remarks that there were no mandarins with them... 阅读全帖 |
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c***r
发帖数: 4631 | 21 不知道这样的东西算书么， 1772 BCE的样子。刻的内容如下：
CODE OF LAWS
1. If any one ensnare another, putting a ban upon him, but he can not prove
it, then he that ensnared him shall be put to death.
2. If any one bring an accusation against a man, and the accused go to the
river and leap into the river, if he sink in the river his accuser shall
take possession of his house. But if the river prove that the accused is not
guilty, and he escape unhurt, then he who had brought the accusation shall
be put to death, while he... 阅读全帖 |
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s*******w
发帖数: 2257 | 22 独立节读《独立宣言》 (2016-07-05 14:18:58)
美利坚合众国第二百四十个独立节之日，重温了一下当时美国立国时杰弗逊起草的《独
立宣言》。
每读一次就不得不再次感慨当时立国之父们的英明及远见。他们在北美这块土地上，抛
弃了大不列颠的君王统治，建立起美利坚这样一个伟大的国家。
一切似乎都是上帝赐予的：这块土地上不仅有雄伟壮观的东部阿普拉契山脉及西部的落
基山脉，而且有着从广袤无际的大草原到美丽宽阔的大海洋，这富绕的土地难道不是一
种恩赐吗？是的，不过上帝恩赐给地球的土地也不仅限于美利坚，算算美利坚的土地面
积，即使现在也只位于全球第三或第四，为何美利坚却成了人们向往的地方呢？
作为移民，也许比这儿生长的美国人有更多的比较。一个感悟是当年《独立宣言》的基
石，即人人生而平等（all men are created equal)，天赋给个人的权力等不能受到侵
犯，这包括生命权（Life），自由权(Liberty)及追求幸福的权力（Pursuit of
happiness)。先父们没有意愿创建一个皇权帝制，没有意愿让政府来统治人民。他们的
智慧是政府是为保障人们的安全与幸福而建... 阅读全帖 |
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c**i
发帖数: 6973 | 23 Yours is a silly posting.
Taiwan's trades--and trade surpluses--with ASEAN (Southeast Asian Nations)
AND China has increased, more than any years before, not just more than 2008
-2009 Great Recession, have shown trade barrier erected by "ASEAN Plus One"
can not stop Chinese and ASEAN people from buying Taiwanese goods. |
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f****e
发帖数: 523 | 24 In 50 years, they will erect a Mosqu in TianAnMen Square. |
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s****r
发帖数: 31686 | 25 network erection defect |
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d*******l
发帖数: 2567 | 26 当时倭人视麦克阿瑟为天神。适逢全国选举，各派有候选人，有几派想推选麦克阿
瑟，但他们英语发音“l”和“r”不分，打出来的集会横幅就成了“MacArthur
Erection!"
我曾经用这个故事嘲笑我的日本labmate,给它气坏了，哈哈。 |
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c********r
发帖数: 26 | 27 这下发大了
印度签下最大的设备订单： 向上海电气集团采购100亿美元，32000兆瓦发电设备。
土鳖的产业真是今非昔比了！产业升级是做出来的，不是叫出来的。
Reliance Power places $10-bn equipment order for 32,000 MW
Thursday - Oct 28, 2010, 07:11pm (GMT+5.5)
New Delhi (IANS) - In one of the largest such orders of its kind, Reliance
Power, a part the Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group, Thursday said it has awarded
a $10-billion contract to a Chinese firm to provide power plants equipment
of 32,000 MW capacity.
China's Shanghai Electric Corp (SEC) has been contracted to provide bo... 阅读全帖 |
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t*****k
发帖数: 2547 | 29 On Friday, the G-20 meeting in Seoul - the summit bringing together the
world's 20 most important economies - concluded. The gathering, the fifth
since former President George Bush revived the grouping in 2008, was the
place where the world was supposed to come together to rebalance the
teetering global economy.
Instead of doing so, presidents and prime ministers deferred solutions to
the most intractable problems to the indefinite future. Worse, they did so
when global commerce is especially vu... 阅读全帖 |
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b**f
发帖数: 600 | 30 cialis for daily use,
... for erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to
avoid long-term injury ... |
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w*********s
发帖数: 2136 | 31 Jeffry John Aufderheide
vactruth.com
05/25/2010
http://vactruth.com/2010/05/25/vaccines-rockefeller-social-control/
PART I.
History books proclaim with absolute certainty that the pinnacle of public
health is defined by the polio vaccine program. Disease finally conquered by
science. The polio effort was a benchmark for the public to mentally accept
the concept “shots prevent disease.” However, hidden to most Americans
was an elaborate Public Relations scheme being carefully applied by
Rockefell... 阅读全帖 |
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y***l
发帖数: 6963 | 32 小波就算了
把策划主谋恐怖袭击的日比亚弄去就是就不是仅有嘴仗这么简单了
希望TG erect一下，干挪威 |
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D**S
发帖数: 24887 | 33 At Oberlin College in Ohio, they erected a big monument (for a small liberal
arts and science college) at the very center of the campus quad memorizing
the several people originating from there who were "murdered" in the so-
called "Boxer Rebellion". I wonder how many similar monuments were built
elsewhere in this country. |
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z*******g
发帖数: 416 | 34 【 以下文字转载自 Returnee 讨论区 】
发信人: zhengjing (ZJ), 信区: Returnee
标 题: Re: do you think we can go back or not
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Apr 1 14:37:51 2011, 美东)
make your dick erected, then watch which side it turns when it becomes soft.
Left side: stay.
Right side: go home
Neutral: try one more time until you get either or left or right.
important |
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c**i
发帖数: 6973 | 35 The Apr 10, 2011 issue of Aviation Week had a cover story Naval Aviation 100
Years.
http://web02.aviationweek.com/aw/event
Type2.do?eventName=naval_aviation_100
Many articles are not availabel online for free.
(1) Panel 2 is Timeline.
The triangle in the top, pointing upward, moves toward later/more recent
events.
One milestone in the Timeline is: "April 1948--Navy Secretary John Y Mason
declares US naval aviation was born on May 8, 1911."
An article of this issue in print (but not available onl... 阅读全帖 |
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u***r
发帖数: 4825 | 36 http://www.economist.com/node/18586448
Africans are asking whether China is making their lunch or eating it
ZHU LIANGXIU gulps down Kenyan lager in a bar in Nairobi and recites a
Chinese aphorism: “One cannot step into the same river twice.” Mr Zhu, a
shoemaker from Foshan, near Hong Kong, is on his second trip to Africa.
Though he says he has come to love the place, you can hear disappointment in
his voice.
On his first trip three years ago Mr Zhu filled a whole notebook with orders
and was sur... 阅读全帖 |
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b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 37 另外他老婆怀孕了。好像正在中东陪希拉里访问。
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/06/08/breitbart-leaks-photo-of-
Although conservative publisher Andrew Breitbart initially promised to keep
the most explicit picture of Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) to himself --
barring certain actions by Weiner -- an alleged picture of Weiner's naked,
erect penis nonetheless leaked out this morning.
During an appearance on Sirius XM Radio's notoriously raunchy program The
Opie and Anthony Show Wednesday, Breitbart reportedly showed the radi... 阅读全帖 |
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c**i
发帖数: 6973 | 38 (1) Robots | Zoobotics; A new generation of animal-like robots is about
to emerge from the laboratory. Economist, July 7, 2011
http://www.economist.com/node/18925855
Note:
(a) phylum (n; New Latin, from Greek phylon tribe, race; First Known Use:
1876):
" a group that constitutes or has the unity of a phylum; specifically : a
primary category in biological taxonomy especially of animals that ranks
above the class and below the kingdom"
www.m-w.com
(b) R2-D2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R2-D2
(... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 5601 | 39 London (CNN) -- One of the first journalists to go on the record and allege
phone hacking at News of the World was found dead Monday, the British Press
Association said.
Sean Hoare, a former News of the World employee who said Andy Coulson "
encouraged" phone-hacking, "was discovered at his home in Watford,
Hertfordshire, after concerns were raised about his whereabouts," the press
association said.
"The death is being treated as 'unexplained, but not thought to be
suspicious,' " the report quot... 阅读全帖 |
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P*****t
发帖数: 4978 | 40 死的时机这么巧，警察竟然还说没嫌疑，形势发展越来越像好莱坞大片了。
News of the World phone-hacking whistleblower found dead
Sean Hoare, the former News of the World showbusiness reporter who was the
first named journalist to allege that Andy Coulson was aware of phone
hacking by his staff, has been found dead .
Hoare, who worked on the Sun and the News of the World with Coulson before
being dismissed for drink and drugs problems, was said to have been found at
his Watford home.
Hertfordshire police would not confirm his identit... 阅读全帖 |
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p******o
发帖数: 9007 | 41 Is today 1844 alike?
How Marx Came to Discover the Alienation of Labor: Mary Gabriel
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-09-22/how-marx-discovered-th
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Print Back to story
How Marx Came to Discover the Alienation of Labor: Mary Gabriel
By Mary Gabriel - Sep 21, 2011
Joblessness was liberating for Karl Marx in 1844 -- it meant he could go
back to school. His classrooms were Paris’ gaslit cafes and wine cellars,
and small offices filled with cigar smoke.
There were no lectures, there were... 阅读全帖 |
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