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l****n
发帖数: 6896 | 2 11. 超市里排队时，如果另外开了一条 line，千万别抢，让你前面的人先去那条新开
的 line。
12. 坐电梯时很少人会去按 “关门” 按钮，习惯是大家站那里等门自动关上。
13. 要下高速公路时，如果出口堵车，堵了两三英里，别自以为聪明换到左边的一道，
超过所有排队的车子后再插回去。就算堵两三英里，乖乖跟着排队。
14. 人家告诉你一件事情时，别跟一句：“Really?” 对方可能会不高兴。
15. 别跟任何警察、保安、警卫等吵架，别提高你的音量，别有任何突然的肢体动作。
不管你有多不高兴，尽量用平和的语调。
16。Stop sign 或写在地上的 Stop 是要真地停下来的
17. 车子让你的时候，不要怀疑，不要怕，人家是真的让你先走。
18. 开车时如果两车对峙，向对方闪大灯的意思是让他先走，或者告诉他他可以走，不
是 “我要先走” 的意思。
19. 打开门后看看后面还有没有人，如果有的话，帮她扶住门。如果你前面的人帮你扶
住门的时候，说声谢谢。
20. 分清 sorry 与 excuse me 的分别。Sorry 是真的道歉，真的做错了事情的道歉。
如果你不小心挡住了人家... 阅读全帖 |
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a****s
发帖数: 26 | 3 现场录像连接
http://www.tamu.edu/cssa/newyearparty.html
2003年 严守一23岁
这一年发生了3件事
1。他拿到了梦寐以求的TAMU的offer，来到了美国得克萨斯州的college
station
2。他用做ta赚的钱买了一辆96年的马自达
3。经过长期不懈努力，他终于在网上泡到了一个mm，她的名字叫翠花。
（吕桂花：Ready？ 严守一：恩，let's Go！）
在2003年感恩节，他们起了个大早，准备去Huston参加那里的节日shopping。
清早的6号公路车辆稀少，没有了平日的RushHour 交通异常的顺畅。两岸的德州田
园风光入画。一直延伸到休斯顿的downtown。
想不到城里人也贪便宜，才4点半，就挤满了前来shopping的人们，bestbuy
门前也排起了长长的队伍。
老头1：别挤了，别挤了，$600的笔记本已经买完了.就算我不歇着，我这收款机也
该歇歇了，下午再来把。
吕：Excuse me, Excuse me, sorry.
给，这是川王府买的，趁热吃。
严：Thanks！
hey，。。 |
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d**b
发帖数: 211 | 4 一点建议。
许多纸条前面都是
Excuse me. I don’t speak English.
建议直入正题。Could you...May I...etc
可以把
Excuse me. I don’t speak English. 用小字体写在最后。
cas this is not your point, this is your reason why you need help.
？ |
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m******3
发帖数: 983 | 5 If you are a buyer and you want to pay tax on rebate, that is your own
choice. IRS has ruling, this is not taxable to buyer since this is not
income to the buyer, just reduction to their cost for the purchase. Please
check IRS ruling first.
If you are a broker, you can use this as an excuse by not giving rebate to
the buyer.LZ's agent is using that excuse already.
The rebate the broker gives back to the buyer will be treated as reduction
to your income.
Period!! I am not sure why you think I am... 阅读全帖 |
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m******3
发帖数: 983 | 6 He must be an agent. That's why he got so angry about my post. I think all
the buyers will have different atttitude. They will appreciate the
information that I provided and do further tax research to understand.
LZ's agent claimed that he got audited and cannot give back the rebate
during the audit.
It is really funny for this excuse. IRS is auditing his 2011 or previous
years.The 2012 tax return has not been filed. In no way IRS will audit his
2012 activities. I did not see the reason that age... 阅读全帖 |
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m******3
发帖数: 983 | 7 Since some agents are so desperate to use taxes excuse to try to reduce the
promised rebate to their buyer, as a CPA, realtor as well as loan officer,
let me post the IRS ruling for you.
Commission rebate is not taxable income to buyer, agent should not issue
1099 to the buyer. It is also not taxable to the agent since the agent
rebate to the buyer and just treated as reduction to the agent's taxable
income. So buyer please do not believe that the agent will pay 50% tax on
the rebate the give t... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****p
发帖数: 5342 | 8 Juneau, Skagway and Victoria:
这仨地方真的不用买船上的excusion.在Juneau, 买了glacier的excusion,结果被搁在
哪俩小时,反到哪也去不了.要在alaska shopping的话,Skagway好像最方便.
Victoria小城很美.据说房价也高.一个顶层360度view的condo卖了5.4M.不过,也卖了八
年.真是八年不开张,开张吃八年. |
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z****i
发帖数: 19707 | 9 1. Stop complaining!别发牢骚！
2. You make me sick!你真让我恶心！
3. What's wrong with you?你怎么回事？
4. You shouldn't have done that!你真不应该那样做!
5. You're a jerk!你是个废物/混球！
6. Don't talk to me like that!别那样和我说话!
7. Who do you think you are?你以为你是谁？
8. What's your problem?你怎么回事啊？
9. I hate you!我讨厌你！
10. I don't want to see your face!我不愿再见到你！
11. You're crazy!你疯了!
12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind?你疯了吗？(美国人绝对常用！)
13. Don't bother me.别烦我。
14. Knock it off.少来这一套。
15. Get out of my face.从我面前消失！
16. Leave me alo... 阅读全帖 |
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l***n
发帖数: 251 | 10 啥叫excuse, 你不说没见过吗，给你举几个例子而已。
我不知道你那10kg从哪儿来的。要不要减，到底减多少，你得去问队医和营养师。问我
我只能猜，目测她稍微有点婴儿肥。没见过她父母，因为体型很大程度上受遗传影响，
有些有家族史的肥胖很难减下来。不过听说她父母都是体操教练，想必都不是大胖子。
饮食上注意一些，更自律一些，再过几年可能会自然瘦下来。这答案您满意么？
: You can not use other "fat" player as your excuse.
: The MOST important, will it improve your level if you drop weight?
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g*****g
发帖数: 34805 | 11 Who cares about complaint, the ring is the thing.
Yep, ring never happend to LBJ too.
Now check MJ's relationship with his teammates
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq6avQRL37Y
Next time you want to bash Kobe, find a better excuse,
or just say you don't need excuse.
LBJ. |
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M********t
发帖数: 355 | 12 Seriously though,
Wade had a good game
Bosh had a good game
Dirk was not his best, but he had excuse being sick
Kidd didn't play well, but he had excuse being old
Lebron, man, he just can't handle the pressue. |
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k*2
发帖数: 2867 | 13 人品之冷血无情 证据
LeBron James won't help Kevin love up
老悲剧的扇子留言：
but this shit right here is just wrong, man... no excuses... it's war on
that court and no matter what you're dealing with in your head, you never
leave your brother in arms on his back...
isnt he suppose to be the best player in the world ? stop with these gay ass
excuses lebron is a poor teammate and got cuz Melo bodied him and scored
and lebron being the crybaby bitch he is threw a fit like a lil ass kid what
a pussy
Don't forget LBJ ... 阅读全帖 |
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W*******s
发帖数: 18705 | 14 这个是他说的“不懂”，他懂拿他儿子的鱼证忽悠--我是法官就要从重从快的处理。“
不懂”是个Excuse，不能说一定会被接受。每个外国人难道都有特权被Excuse一次？银
子是少不了的了，一万刀有点夸张，3000千刀是可以预计的。不用请律师再费钱。这事
实都是铁板钉钉的。请法庭的免费翻译装可怜吧。 |
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n***s
发帖数: 10056 | 15 That's not a good excuse. I have a wife and a 5 year old and many in here
have more than one kid.
Of course, you can always find excuses if you don't have desire to train. In
the opposite side, you can also find motivations if you do want to improve/
maintain your health and make it happen.
I give you a pass when your kid is less than 2 years old. It did put a toll
on me in that period of time. The key was you cannot have good sleeps since
you'll need to get up in midnights to feed the kid. It m |
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l*x
发帖数: 14021 | 16 http://espn.go.com/espn/playbook/story/_/id/8775315/tmq-hopes-g
Here is what TMQ asked Santa to leave each NFL team under its tree on
Christmas morning:
Arizona Cardinals: The same thing TMQ asked Santa to leave the Cardinals
last time around: a time machine to return to 2008.
Atlanta Falcons: A playoff victory for Tony Gonzalez, who in a long,
illustrious career has never walked off the field victorious in the
postseason.
Baltimore Ravens: Some Mount Union sports apparel. The Purple Raiders jus... 阅读全帖 |
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x*******1
发帖数: 28835 | 17 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: dongbeiren2 (Light be with you.), 信区: Military
标 题: 真的不想歧视老黑
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Apr 29 15:13:00 2014, 美东)
但是实在也没有办法.
前阵子出去了一趟, 买了不少东西, 抗了两个箱子回来. 从机场回家一路上, 每次过台
阶, 但凡我先抗一个箱子, 后面必有一个主动帮忙, 无一例外, 全是白人. 共计4人次.
然后在一个地铁站换车的时候, 刚刚一个老白帮我抬完箱子的地方, 我拖着两个箱子
被3,4个老黑霸着路口挡道的地方, 我说了句excuse me, 两个老黑回头看了一眼, 回了
句excuse you, 毫无让路的意思, 另外几个老白也被挡住.
你说, 黑人, 你拿什么出来赢得别人的尊重.
今天lunch的时候看nba新闻, 正好停到快船老板的新闻那里, 隔壁一老白闲逛, 我正好
想起上面的事情, 忍不住和他说了一句, 美国真是个奇怪的国家, 70%的人一个共同的
opinion, 但是确实是言论的禁区, 他马上打断了我,... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****h
发帖数: 44903 | 18 看看Yahoo的网友评论
Paül1 hour ago
I had a lot of respect for The people of Houston after the way they reacted
after the hurricane. Their baseball team fans just nullified that by
excusing racism.
ReplyReplies (1)173
Wayne
Wayne1 hour ago
Just think. If this was a black guy who got the end of the racist joke, it
would be huge news. It was an Asian guy (who didn't care he made that
comment because they hear it all the time). The Asian guy doesn't care and
Houston fans cheer the racist joke.
My god, what... 阅读全帖 |
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H******S
发帖数: 6011 | 19 Those people hate Asian before watching the movie. They just need an excuse
to say it out load and the movie gave them that excuse.
You can't control or educate their mind, only thing you can do is prepare
yourself. |
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m***x
发帖数: 788 | 20 Sorry I can not input Chinese.
just my two cents. Sometimes I feel we limit our own possibility by making a
lot of unnecessary assumptions without even thinking about it. In your post
, you already assumed that one has to be in a good mood,live well settled
life in order to start losing weight. Is it really true? Or it is just an
excuse you hold on before you even start? I was trying to lose weight for
years before I got my first child but I never did. Until I have two kids and
30 extra pounds o... 阅读全帖 |
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G***a
发帖数: 27294 | 21 7天是“胡说”。。。。。最多12个小时。 几个小时之后，卵子也不行了。。。。
所以才有好多搞笑的爱情故事里面，女主角抱着体温计（排卵时候体温会升高），打越
洋长途给老公
大叫“I'm ovulating, I'm ovulating" 。
下一个镜头，就是其老公，疯了似的冲向飞机场，一边插队一边大叫“excuse me,
excuse me"
哈哈~~~ 好多电影都有这个情节啊：）～～～～ |
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m*****g
发帖数: 12253 | 22 【 以下文字转载自 Arizona 讨论区 】
发信人: wywxm (wuyi), 信区: Arizona
标 题: 【沙漠里的圣诞节】Phoenix印象！
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Dec 13 21:26:24 2013, 美东)
请勿转载，MJ和Whisper除外！
[One biggest challenge for a man to be a great man is not to make a promise
but keep it. Although it’s being delayed for days, my apology for the delay
, the idea and mission is going on without fading. Thanks for your patient.
Here we are now!]
I wanted to be in Arizona during Christmas season for long while, for at
least once in my life. I wanted to ... 阅读全帖 |
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H*****r
发帖数: 764 | 23 http://claytravis.net/wordpress/?p=1298
Ohio State Is Screwed (But You Wouldn’t Know It Based On Media Coverage)
You’re not hearing anything about Ohio State at all from most sports media
which is why I took a break from two top-secret longer form writing projects
to let you know what you need to know about Ohio State and Jim Tressel.
The immediate takeaway is simple — and salty — Ohio State and Jim Tressel
are fucked. (I used screwed in the headline so y’all wouldn’t get busted
at work).
Last n... 阅读全帖 |
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N**D
发帖数: 2885 | 24 Among the latest avalanche of allegations surrounding the Ohio State
football program here’s the one that could be the
kill shot, the one that, if true, should cause the NCAA to level sanctions
against the Buckeyes far in excess of even the
carpet bombing it delivered to USC last year.
The website SportsByBrooks reported that the NCAA enforcement staff has
discovered “dozens of payments
[quarterback Terrelle] Pryor received in past years from a Columbus sports
memorabilia dealer. … the NCAA viol... 阅读全帖 |
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x*******1
发帖数: 28835 | 25 our excuse: young and inexperienced.
their excuse: we change from option offense to pro. |
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G****e
发帖数: 11198 | 26 这事情正在发酵，一天一个样。
这事情的主轴是：宾州州立大学（PSU）前防守教练former defensive coordinator
Jerry Sandusky 15年来，先后性侵/猥亵 8个男童（可能会有更多的被侵犯的人站出来
）。尤其是2002年，在PSU的橄榄球场更衣室浴室，有个研究生助理教练看到Jerry
Sandusky在性侵一个男童。这个助理教练跟父亲通话之后，第二天跟PSU football主教
练Joe Paterno (JoePa，在位已46年)报告所见到的事情。隔天，JoePa上报到主管的体
育部主任(AD)，AD再上报给主管的副校长。整个过程，根据目前所报道的情况，没人直
接报警。这违反了宾州有关法律。
最近，这事情经过3个月的司法调查（具体怎么回事，我不清楚）发酵了起来。性侵嫌
疑人被抓起来，10万美元保释。AD和副校长立即离职，获伪证罪（” Both Curley and
Schultz are charged with perjury for claiming the grad assistant didn’t
inform them of “sexua... 阅读全帖 |
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f**********n
发帖数: 379 | 27 知道为啥winston没有被罚吗？根据两个和fsu没有关联的来源（很有可能是BC球员），
他和裁判接触时说的是"Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir!"而不是什么FHRITP
不过无所谓了，haters gonna hate |
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i*****r
发帖数: 454 | 28 the deep willing and commitment is the only thing u need, any other are just
excuses for not doing it :).
btw, I got a much longer list of such excuses...lol. |
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J********9
发帖数: 36508 | 29 liu has no excuse, because she is the no.1
dingning has an excuse, because feng is no.2
but we can not blame them, the one we blamed is the coach |
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y******n
发帖数: 4527 | 30 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
wordpress (Run Zola Run) 于 (Mon Jun 13 13:58:27 2011, 美东) 提到:
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/SCU/31297411.html
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vivil (running piggy) 于 (Mon Jun 13 14:03:34 2011, 美东) 提到:
囧。。。。。
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zhxfifa (硕猫) 于 (Mon Jun 13 14:05:52 2011, 美东) 提到:
影响很坏啊，你要检讨
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wolfstar76 (天狼星) 于 (Mon Jun 13 14:06:44 2011, 美东) 提到:
well, sissy will always be ... 阅读全帖 |
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o*******r
发帖数: 4921 | 31 我居然一个字一个字的读完了。
http://www.psychowyco.com/id74.html
Proper T-Shirt Etiquette
In the running and triathlete community the wearing of race T-Shirts has
become a sign of accomplishment and fashion. Choosing just the right T-Shirt
for that special occasion can be a daunting and difficult task. The
following guidelines have been compiled (in fun), to help the responsible T-
shirt wearer avoid potential embarrassment and/or elevate their perceived
status in their athletic community.
This list was forme... 阅读全帖 |
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R*****s
发帖数: 41236 | 32 "Meagan works a full-time job, runs 100+ miles per week, and travels some 20
days per month for work"
http://runnersconnect.net/running-interviews/change-your-mindse
How does a runner go from running a 19-minute 5k to running the same pace (6
:10 per mile) for an entire marathon at the Olympic Trials just two years
later?
That’s the story of 2:41 marathoner Meagan Nedlo. In this interview, we’re
going to get inside the head of a runner who overcame the mental
constraints of meteoric improvements... 阅读全帖 |
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n***e
发帖数: 729 | 33 Doesn't Mourinho find more excuses for RM's loss?? What does he change for
the loss? MORE excuses. Don't forget, RM never stops buying top players.
What did Rafa get when he was in inter?
There is no doubt Rafa doesn't handle personal relationship well. He
believes each player is like a part in a machine, which I read in an
interview about 10 years ago. If it malfunctioned, just replace it. Though
it's not wrong, he forgot people have feelings and emotions. If he wants to
be a top coach, he has ... 阅读全帖 |
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k**f
发帖数: 1137 | 34 It seems the excuse will be always there, just in case it's needed.
But I, for one, am sick of hearing he is still sick.
His fans should treat their hero as such. That is, a hero does not look for
excuses for his defeat. Rather, a hero will accept his defeat in fair play
gracefully and congratulate his opponent. A hero will learn from his
defeat and try to win next time. |
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s*******l
发帖数: 2445 | 35 好几次记者offer她道歉的机会，她都毫不理会，顾左右而言他。
http://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/interviews/2011-09-11/20110911
Q. Regardless of whether you thought it was right or wrong, the decision,
do you think it's fair on the official to berate her like that?
SERENA WILLIAMS: Excuse me? To berate?
Q. Do you think it's fair on the official?
SERENA WILLIAMS: I think everyone is so intense out there. I was really
intense, and everyone just wants to do great. I know I did. Um, yeah, just
try my best, you know... 阅读全帖 |
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F****n
发帖数: 746 | 36 Who care you have 英国的pr.
Many many people were watching the match last night, a win is a win, Murray
won it, Dj lost it, that is it.
Dj had many easier matches in this tournament prior to this one, if he could
not win, it is his problem, not the problem of wind, finding excuse is a
loser's attitude, I hope he is not finding excuse himself.
I never argue with people online except this time, I will stop here, you can
say whatever you want. |
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n*********e
发帖数: 25274 | 37 那届比赛,由于职业选手罢赛,最后只能派业余选手上场...
Exactly 40 summers ago on the sanctified grass of the All England Club, the
best men's tennis players in the world did something en masse that they'd
never done before—something that seems almost unfathomable today given the
$35 million Wimbledon will pay in prize money this year: They walked out.
Nearly all of the top 70 players withdrew from the tournament without
playing a set. Stan Smith, the defending champion and pre-tournament
favorite, packed his bags. So did... 阅读全帖 |
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b*******8
发帖数: 275 | 38 还想多问一下，shore excusions 是不是多是为年轻人准备的有点探险意义的活动？
thank you!
you
excusions
around.
will
am
but
that |
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w****w
发帖数: 14828 | 39 某些天蠍女講話太刻薄了。我這個天蠍女老板得罪了手下所有同事，包括她的印度同胞
，就是因為講話刻薄到rude的地步，非常bossy and very sensitive
例如，某日我找她有急事，匆忙之下我說excuse me, may I.... 她就發脾氣罵了我
一通，追著要我向她道歉
原因是，我說了excuse me，沒有叫她的名字， 她覺得這是對她的侮辱... |
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G**********e
发帖数: 11693 | 40 美国对女性的这些因为生理原因而有的身体不适一丁点都不照顾
我之前上学的时候打工，刚好来月经疼得我脸色直发青。大概上午11点在我lunch
break前我就问男manager我是否可以早退，他说不行，那我说能不能现在让我休lunch
break，他死活说现在太忙店里需要我。。。好吧。。。结果后来manager之下我之上的
一个supervisor看到我不太正常，主动说让我先去休lunch。后来下午5点时另一个同时
来上班，那时我都已经好了，没有不舒服了，他一看到我就一副很惊诧的表情问我是不
是病了，我看起来很苍白。这manager真tm不事人。。。
也是上学，冬天，游泳队，一般体育队对attendance都是很严格的，不会轻易给
excused absence，女生来月经绝对不算你是excused。。。
老美要是知道中国人生完孩子要坐月子，吹不得风下不得床碰不得凉水，岂不要笑死～
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b*********s
发帖数: 5382 | 41 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
sunnyskylove (我要强大) 于 (Tue Apr 5 19:01:01 2011, 美东) 提到:
一个5个房间的大HOUSE,房东住主卧,其他四个出租出去
本来一切都很安静,大家非常有礼貌
偶尔谁早上做饭太吵,互相说一声,都会自觉注意
自从我隔壁的韩国女生搬走,来了个中东的男生室友,短短几天,我才见识了什么是
极品
一切的安静从他搬进来的第一天就远离了,随之的就是我的厄梦开始
我本身就是轻度睡眠的人,也比较敏感,所以一点的动静,我就告诉自己,是自己的问题,
别太计较,后来,朋友告诉我可以开着风扇睡觉,这样声音会遮住噪音
但是这位中东GG也太..........
1,无论何时,他都是在电话上. 不管早晚什么时候,他总是在打电话.白天我不管,可是晚
上12点他打电话用SPEAKER,讲到两点,声音大的,那个SPEAKER上人讲话,我都听的好清楚
,他就连去洗手间,也都拿着电话,在SPEAKER上讲话.等到早上六点,我在梦中又被他的电
话声音吵醒,又在用SPEAKER. 所以我现在只能在... 阅读全帖 |
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a****a
发帖数: 26187 | 42 down excuse me, down excuse me |
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wh
发帖数: 141625 | 43 谁？我只记得娜娜和西北一个叫excuse的id都特别推崇牯岭街，excuse似乎也看很多电
影，似乎说牯岭街是最好的中国片子。这人后来就不上网了，和大上造一样失踪了。 |
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z***a
发帖数: 8436 | 44 【 以下文字转载自 Literature 讨论区 】
发信人: goldy (我邪恶的笑起来～), 信区: Literature
标 题: 我推荐的儿童绘本
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Mar 27 09:01:21 2011, 美东)
喜欢儿童绘本类读物是很久以前的事情了
当时在英国读书，经常去书店或者是画廊里逛
有时侯超市也会发现一些好的儿童书
开始的时候不以为意，后来看着好多书都很有意思
有些绘本的画面狠风格狠怪异，也有些就是真的狠温馨
刚好我当时的专业和这个比较接近
感到我竟然能从这种读物上学到不少东西
当然最主要的原因是 国外有一批专门做儿童绘本的高手
他们不光研究儿童心理来制作绘本
更多的是利用这小小的书本来充分发挥自己的想像力和才气
把创作绘本当作自己的一项事业来认真对待
从故事的创作上，画面构图上，色彩的协调方面等等都是下了一番功夫的
每次都看的爱不释手，几乎翻个遍才离开
后来就养成了习惯，每次看到儿童绘本的时候
我基本上都是首先大概都翻个遍，然后每次挑选其中一本我认为最好的最独
特的最有创意的买下来收藏。但是那会买绘本主要还是从绘画角度来欣赏，
只要看到... 阅读全帖 |
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l*r
发帖数: 79569 | 45 【 以下文字转载自 Literature 讨论区 】
发信人: goldy (我邪恶的笑起来～), 信区: Literature
标 题: 我推荐的儿童绘本
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Mar 27 09:01:21 2011, 美东)
喜欢儿童绘本类读物是很久以前的事情了
当时在英国读书，经常去书店或者是画廊里逛
有时侯超市也会发现一些好的儿童书
开始的时候不以为意，后来看着好多书都很有意思
有些绘本的画面狠风格狠怪异，也有些就是真的狠温馨
刚好我当时的专业和这个比较接近
感到我竟然能从这种读物上学到不少东西
当然最主要的原因是 国外有一批专门做儿童绘本的高手
他们不光研究儿童心理来制作绘本
更多的是利用这小小的书本来充分发挥自己的想像力和才气
把创作绘本当作自己的一项事业来认真对待
从故事的创作上，画面构图上，色彩的协调方面等等都是下了一番功夫的
每次都看的爱不释手，几乎翻个遍才离开
后来就养成了习惯，每次看到儿童绘本的时候
我基本上都是首先大概都翻个遍，然后每次挑选其中一本我认为最好的最独
特的最有创意的买下来收藏。但是那会买绘本主要还是从绘画角度来欣赏，
只要看到... 阅读全帖 |
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j*****x
发帖数: 18139 | 46 前几天跟 lateleo聊起来说唱，突然想起了喜欢的几个内地的说唱歌手，当时就想在雷
版推荐一下，后来一忙给忘了，今天又看到 luckyjim推荐歌曲了，赶紧抓紧推，别又
忘了。
对了，如果能找到歌曲的连接 lateleo和luckyjim帮着贴一个呗
问：推荐说唱为什么要不顾形象
答：咱推荐歌手的说唱，更要推荐他们骂街
问：听歌就好了，为什么要听人唱歌骂街呢
答：如果你像我一样三观不正，是不是希望拳不离手，骂不离口呢
是的话，好福气啊，咱推荐的就是骂人的歌，
坐着火车 吃着火锅 唱着歌，骂着街，
马匪来了都不含糊，我@！￥%&*，忒幸福了。。。
如果你是像我一样三观很正，是不是每天人前举止文雅，连吐槽都要excuse me？
累么，想发泄吧，好福气啊，咱推荐的就是发泄的歌
开着车，解开领带，唱着歌，骂着街，
清气上升，浊气下降，二气均分，食归大肠，爽
到地儿了，整理好衣服，一下车 excuse me，这叫派
如果像我一样介于正能量和负能量之间，那没啥说的了
那两派三观极端的都好福气了，你凭啥例外呢
不废话了，推荐两个说... 阅读全帖 |
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c*****g
发帖数: 4747 | 47 1.有次房东问我 did u eat anyting yet? 我说no.
她听后重复了一遍 so u didn't eat anyting. 我说 yes...
房东老太太犹豫了下 又问did u eat ？ 我说 no. 她接着说 so u didn't eat .
我说 yes ......
估计她当时要崩溃了
2.刚上班不久，有个公司的A/R打电话来催支票，我循例问了一下他是哪间公司打来的
，那男的很有礼貌的说：“This is xxx calling from Beach Brother." 听懂了很开
心，不过由于对公司名字还不熟，心想先用笔记下来公司名，省得等下忘记了，正得意
忘形之间，顺嘴开始拼写人家公司的名字，还说得一本正经："b.i.t.c.h......bitch,
correct?"。。。。。那男的终于还是没能忍住怒火，近似于怒吼似的对我喊道："NO!
!! B.E.A.C.H.....BEACH!!!!!!"
接下来的一年里，没再跟这间公司又过任何生意往来......汗
3.读语言学校的时候， 1哥们很爱讲， 和esl老师聊天l练习英语， 口沫横飞了半天，
那... 阅读全帖 |
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c*****g
发帖数: 4747 | 48 42.有个朋友来加拿大第一次去吃牛排，服务员问How would you like your steak
done? 我朋友没听懂，就听别人点的时候说medium , 他就想“我不能跟他们学”。
他就跟服务员说，large please.
服务员一愣，说sorry we don’t have that. 然后他又说，small please.
服务员又吓了一跳，说sorry wedon’t have that.
他身边的朋友着急了，告诉他，人家问你牛排要几分熟。、他随口就说，80%
。服务员又一愣说，sorry we don’t have that............
43.刚来没多久，BMO打电话给我介绍很多关于银行服务得东西，我一直答:" ok,ok
,ok" ，然后她一直说一直说，说了大概10-15分钟，似乎讲完的意思，我完全听不懂，
然后说了一句" sorry, i don’t understand." 最后换她说了一句，"ok" 然后就挂线
了!
44.刚来加拿大的时候，去学校上课谁都不认识，然后中午自己吃饭．听同学说有
家的咖啡很不错，然后就想去买．然后走错地方了，跑一... 阅读全帖 |
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w***r
发帖数: 7173 | 49 excuses, excuses, haha. |
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e***d
发帖数: 8248 | 50 轻微脸盲的话，可以分辨声音啊。
看底下吃瓜群众的调侃。
Kevin: "Excuse me, where's Mexico?"
Trump: "Down the wall and to the left."
Kevin: "Excuse me, where's the lobby?"
Trump: "Down the hall and into Mexico." |
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