b*******3
发帖数: 8135 | 1 老羊上次和洋妞吃过牛排以后越想越气，觉得胸口压了块大石头。于是决心苦功英文，
三天下来，老羊学了不少单词，自觉已经达到了炉火纯青的至高境界。于是带洋妞去吃
越南河粉。少时，服务员将食物奉上。老羊一看，马上和服务员要了两颗大蒜和其他几
样佐料。无奈服务员是越南移民，根本听不懂老羊的中文。老羊呲牙裂嘴，顿珠捶胸，
拍着桌子大喊“old mother fucker, old mother fucker”。洋妞完全被惊呆了，面红
耳赤夺门而去。后来兔子听说老羊分手了，于是问老羊为什么会分手。老羊垂头丧气的
说道”妈的，洋妞不爱吃老干妈“。
于是兔子作诗一首六言绝句以供自勉：
老羊洋妞共拖拍
用力用刀乐开怀
只因一瓶老干妈
金童玉女被分开
劝君无事少学习
不要找抽背英语 |
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r*****e
发帖数: 7853 | 2 今天股市赚翻了，休市以后又有猴哥的顶级笑话，爽！
[在 boshihou3 (道) 的大作中提到：]
:老羊上次和洋妞吃过牛排以后越想越气，觉得胸口压了块大石头。于是决心苦功英文
，三天下来，老羊学了不少单词，自觉已经达到了炉火纯青的至高境界。于是带洋妞去
吃越南河粉。少时，服务员将食物奉上。老羊一看，马上和服务员要了两颗大蒜和其他
几样佐料。无奈服务员是越南移民，根本听不懂老羊的中文。老羊呲牙裂嘴，顿珠捶胸
，拍着桌子大喊“old mother fucker, old mother fucker”。洋妞完全被惊呆了，面
红耳赤夺门而去。后来兔子听说老羊分手了，于是问老羊为什么会分手。老羊垂头丧气
的说道”妈的，洋妞不爱吃老干妈“。
:于是兔子作诗一首六言绝句以供自勉：
:老羊洋妞共拖拍
:用力用刀乐开怀
:只因一瓶老干妈
:金童玉女被分开
:劝君无事少学习
:不要找抽背英语 |
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r*****e
发帖数: 7853 | 3 应该是old （或always）fucking mothet？老干妈
[在 boshihou3 (道) 的大作中提到：]
:老羊上次和洋妞吃过牛排以后越想越气，觉得胸口压了块大石头。于是决心苦功英文
，三天下来，老羊学了不少单词，自觉已经达到了炉火纯青的至高境界。于是带洋妞去
吃越南河粉。少时，服务员将食物奉上。老羊一看，马上和服务员要了两颗大蒜和其他
几样佐料。无奈服务员是越南移民，根本听不懂老羊的中文。老羊呲牙裂嘴，顿珠捶胸
，拍着桌子大喊“old mother fucker, old mother fucker”。洋妞完全被惊呆了，面
红耳赤夺门而去。后来兔子听说老羊分手了，于是问老羊为什么会分手。老羊垂头丧气
的说道”妈的，洋妞不爱吃老干妈“。
:于是兔子作诗一首六言绝句以供自勉：
:老羊洋妞共拖拍
:用力用刀乐开怀
:只因一瓶老干妈
:金童玉女被分开
:劝君无事少学习
:不要找抽背英语 |
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n******e
发帖数: 21 | 4 Mitaas, do you really have such a big boo as your nail foto? or u just a
soft dick shemale? You mother fucker English is sooo good,but you still need
to serve white women client in NJ/NY in all hotels sevendays a week, just
white women like you mother fucker shemakle dick? do bring virgia soft dick
shemale!
I am talking about ridesharing and go green, but you talk about bao yang me
and talk about "poor people like you". You will die tomorrow, for sure. |
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p***y
发帖数: 18037 | 5 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
Unltd (oo) 于 (Sun Oct 3 18:35:25 2010, 美东) 提到:
发信人: daemonself (mit行为艺术专业博士后导师), 信区: ebiz
标 题: Re: 纽约第五大道极品姐的传说 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 3 18:02:56 2010, 美东)
发信人: churchance (饭后一段郭德纲), 信区: Joke
标 题: Re: 纽约第五大道极品姐的传说
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 3 11:05:49 2010, 美东)
发信人: calciumD3 (纠结中), 信区: Texas
标 题: Re: 纽约第五大道极品姐的传说
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 2 23:12:35 2010, 美东)
一战成名
极品姐的成名在于去年底的一战（年初？时间可能有点出入）。
话说极品姐的老公一直没买车，而其他同学都有车了，极品姐一直找她老公吵着要买。
她老公涅，也不知道为啥... 阅读全帖 |
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m****s
发帖数: 7397 | 6 totally agree!
when the law FIRST came out, I was exactly like you're now. saying it's
about time!
I really hate those fuckers. cooking phone porridge while fucking driving!
But then, within a month, i got pulled over for talking on the phone.
a year later, I got my second.
Life is ironic. I hate fuckers talking on the phone while driving.
but occasionally i do the same, even though only ever briefly.
funny how cops quickly caught me, an avid supporter of this law.
life is ironic. |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 7 if u want to refute my point, then refute. at least put some mother fucking
substance behind ur calling me names...
by the way, white people, yes, those white people that u love to lick asses
for, also say mother fucker! u stupid retarded mother fucker! |
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u**c
发帖数: 17972 | 8 举报时间：2015-06-06 03:46:09
举报标题：再次举报uiuc在Seattle版使用不文明言语进行人身攻击
举报描述：发信人: uiuc (又爱又喜), 信区: Seattle
标 题: Re: 在西雅图机场（SEA）经停，从中午到晚上8小时，可以去哪里
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jun 5 22:06:11 2015, 美东)
Low your ass, you idiot. You mother fucker homo deserves being treated like
a screwed
举报类型：版面文章
所在版面：西雅图地区(Seattle)
文章标题：
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经核查，举报属实。
处理结果如下：
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发信人: uiuc (又爱又喜), 信区: Seattle
标 题: Re: 在西雅图机场（SEA）经停，从中午到晚上8小时，可以去哪里
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jun 5 22:06... 阅读全帖 |
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a******e
发帖数: 5411 | 9 i am 100% sure that the ch*nk word was used to intend the 'pun'.
that is typical white humor.
the word starts with 'chi' and it has been there for many years, and you told me that mother fucker didn't know it was offensive?
give me a break you white mother fucker. |
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m******h
发帖数: 5753 | 10 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
bighead10 (北美渔民) 于 (Sat May 5 14:21:36 2012, 美东) 提到:
I just read bass's post. I want to explain why I 转贴 mayo and willybass'
posts.
For mayo's post, it is 100% for fun. Most fish man/woman will be amused by
mayo's post, this is good for 鱼版, which is evidenced that it has many
follow up in very short time.
For WB's post, I want to show that fishmen come in different shapes and
personality. Comparing his post in other boards, willy actually tune down a... 阅读全帖 |
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B*****e
发帖数: 9375 | 11 我最喜爱的电影 -- 没有之一 -- 首映
我好像是等了几个星期 到感恩节前才去看 看完了不断的回味
What the F did I just watch!?
这些年来还把其中很多的细节猛料不少弄明白了 譬如 ...
*** 那个著名的"Bad Mother Fucker"的钱包
其实是QT的个人实用品
*** Vincent Vega开的那部敞蓬名车 也是导演他本人的车
*** 戏里VV说这车刚刚被人用钥匙划了 要他知道是谁会手刃了他
其实是Butch干的 前晚去吃饭的时候 Butch的老爷破车就停在他的车旁边
*** 其实圣经里并没有那一段脍炙人口的语录
*** 开始第一段 小混混和他的炮友在饭馆里讨论就地抢劫的时候
你能看到背景里VV正向着厕所走去
*** 电影里一共用了265次"Fuck" "Fucking" "Fucker"
*** Mia这个角色 一开始Uma Thurman还看不上
一堆大牌女星纷纷主动请缨
Halle Berry, Michelle Pfeiffer, Meg Ryan 等等
QT都不要 好说歹说把UT给请回来了
*** V... 阅读全帖 |
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j***n
发帖数: 3786 | 12 Damn ALL california democratic and the fucking governor!!! Damn mother
fuckers of piece of SHIT!!!
I cannot believe they are goin to ban ammo sales here.... those mother
fuckers should be shot at head!!! |
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y*****n
发帖数: 5016 | 13 1． 欧洲球队的风格都差不太多，实力也时常上下波动，本来谁赢谁都不奇怪。
2． slow fucker 既然能宰了比萨饼，为什么不能宰荷兰豆？
3． slow fucker 小组赛只输给南美球队 |
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n********0
发帖数: 815 | 14 from this post, i can only conclude that u r fucking retarded..
let's see, not only are all ur examples fake, all of them are characters of
jin1 yong1... at least mixed it up with some characters from gu3 long2! u
mother fuckers, retarded mother fuckers!
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n****o
发帖数: 14771 | 15 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
TylenTown (盛夏的繁花) 于 (Mon Dec 19 16:45:02 2011, 美东) 提到:
有人聊起来外貌和智商的关系，我手头正好有两个现成的例子：
外貌： 120 / 智商：20 代表人物：郭芙
外貌： 20 / 智商：120 代表人物：程灵素
这两个都不幸福。
重新排列组合一下：
外貌： 20 / 智商：20 代表人物： 傻姑
外貌： 120 / 智商：120 这个太多了，黄蓉领衔，后面跟了一长串，任盈盈，赵敏。
。。
好像都还不错。
由此可见，女生的相貌和智商匹配有多么重要。个例也有啦，外貌：120 / 智商：20
的建宁公主，如果没有碰到外貌：20 / 智商：120的通吃型选手韦爵爷，估计也是一个
彻头彻尾的大悲剧。
所以，天天念书泡实验室的女孩子，切记切记，没事的时候去流坛转转，把自己收拾的
利索点，素颜一定是拼不过带妆的，千万别信“素面朝天”这类的传说。恰当的容妆不
能让人脱胎换骨，至少也可以焕然一新。小小的提高一下外貌指数，你的幸福指数就能
迅速飙升。
对... 阅读全帖 |
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B*****e
发帖数: 9375 | 16 【 以下文字转载自 Football 讨论区 】
发信人: BigBlue (#15), 信区: Football
标 题: 来个轻松的 二十年前的今天
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 15 20:15:19 2014, 美东)
我最喜爱的电影 -- 没有之一 -- 首映
我好像是等了几个星期 到感恩节前才去看 看完了不断的回味
What the F did I just watch!?
这些年来还把其中很多的细节猛料不少弄明白了 譬如 ...
*** 那个著名的"Bad Mother Fucker"的钱包
其实是QT的个人实用品
*** Vincent Vega开的那部敞蓬名车 也是导演他本人的车
*** 戏里VV说这车刚刚被人用钥匙划了 要他知道是谁会手刃了他
其实是Butch干的 前晚去吃饭的时候 Butch的老爷破车就停在他的车旁边
*** 其实圣经里并没有那一段脍炙人口的语录
*** 开始第一段 小混混和他的炮友在饭馆里讨论就地抢劫的时候
你能看到背景里VV正向着厕所走去
*** 电影里一共用了265次"Fuck" "Fucking... 阅读全帖 |
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a******e
发帖数: 5411 | 17 I know that some dumb ass mother fuckers from Columbia Univ are really into
such shit. They show their love to that Hu mother fucker each and every
time he shows his ass up in the states.
they really love China?
no, they try hard to stay in the states, you know they are basically fucked if they can't find a job before OPT expires. |
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G****1
发帖数: 8414 | 18 来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 方舟定律： 31． 方舟子是懂英语的；
32． Mother Fucker可以证明。
33． 方舟子是猛男的；
34． Mother Fucker可以证明。
35． 方舟子姓方；
36． 张局长可以证明。
37． 方舟子是中国人；
38． 美国绿卡可以证明。
39． 方舟子支持民主；
40． 方老师可以证明。 |
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t******n
发帖数: 2939 | 19 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
sweetchocola (sweetchocola) 于 (Sun Mar 10 00:40:45 2013, 美东) 提到:
发信人: sweetchocola (sweetchocola), 信区: Military
标 题: 大家怎么看台湾的问题～～～
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Mar 10 00:10:29 2013, 美东)
发到军版来不知道适不适合，主要是我昨天经历了一个很尴尬的聚会。
系里的一些同学为了庆祝另外一个同学过了qualify，就约了去一个美国餐馆里吃晚饭
。一个台湾人，三个印度人，三个美国人，加上我一个中国人。因为平时我和那几个印
度人要熟悉一些，于是大家坐在一起聊天。不知道怎么说起来台湾是不是中国的问题。
台湾人当然说不是了，我则稍有点激动的说台湾当然是中国的一部分，想讲点历史的时
候，估计其实别人也知道，几个印度人开始大声地对着我笑，特别是我说台湾是中国的
领土的时候，结尾有点尴尬，看现场表现，我情绪有点激动，好像有点强势，那个台湾
的同学其实跟我也... 阅读全帖 |
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P*********t
发帖数: 4451 | 20 you fucking idiot.
you don't have the right to flee after attempting to go through barricade
near The White House, and getting boxed by secret services.
if you refuse to cooperate, at that point your only right is to get a free
suicide by cops. Free of charge. Free Free Free!
you are the only mother fucker 屠杀妇女儿童.
fucking jerk. fucking jerk. eat shit. eat shit.
fucking pile of fat dumps.
if that fucking moron drove into my property and refuse to stop, I would
kill her too.
you are the only mothe... 阅读全帖 |
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f****b
发帖数: 2410 | 21 http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/nov/27/blair-murdoch-g
Tony Blair: I only come in peace.
Rupert Murdoch: That's not what I'm hearing, sonny.
Blair: What are you talkin' about?
Murdoch: According to my sources …
Blair: Not phone-hackers, I hope.
Murdoch: Don't get clever with me, sport.
Blair: Now guys ... I mean, Rupert ... Let's just calm down a bit, shall we?
Let me categorically state this: I never made wild and beautiful love to
that woman while the coyotes howled outside under the ... 阅读全帖 |
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m****s
发帖数: 8992 | 22 Can you fucking stop this nonsense?
I have nothing to do with ANY fund raising or donations.
all I am doing here is to fuck with you Kang Heis
don't pretend you are not fucked.
don't give me the fucking collecting money SHIT.
you fucking retarded. I live in NYNNJ. Do you know what that mean?
That means whatever you fuckers do with the Chinese money has nothing to do
with me.
we are 10W8Q miles away! You don't know my money.
I PISS on your money! Is that clear to you fuckers?
I PISS on your fuc... 阅读全帖 |
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m****s
发帖数: 8992 | 23 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: mitccs (蓝色的翅膀 /// 大淫，淫于市), 信区: NewYork
标 题: Re: 康粉车轮战的核心力量：mitccs (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 30 20:01:49 2014, 美东)
发信人: mitccs (蓝色的翅膀 /// 大淫，淫于市), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Re: 康粉车轮战的核心力量：mitccs
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 30 20:00:05 2014, 美东)
Can you fucking stop this nonsense?
I have nothing to do with ANY fund raising or donations.
all I am doing here is to fuck with you Kang Heis
don't pretend you are not fucked.
don't give me the fucking collecting money SHIT.
you ... 阅读全帖 |
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j****i
发帖数: 68152 | 24 一直没搞懂 mother-fucker是啥意思？ A 骂 B是mother-fucker，是说B操了别人的妈
？也许是B操了A的妈？ |
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j****i
发帖数: 68152 | 25 那汉语说的操你妈，英语杂说？ “I'm your mother-fucker？ I'm mother-fucker
of you？ |
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c*x
发帖数: 555 | 26 【 以下文字转载自 THU 讨论区 】
【 原文由 cox 所发表 】
在母系社会里，是没有“father”这个词的，那时候的西方人
当提及“father”时只能说“the person who fucks one's
mother”，或者在泛指时称“fucker of mother”，再后来成
为习惯性用法“fucker-of-mother”，在英语简化时变成了
“futher”，以后为了隐去原意以示文明和使发音响亮起见，
用长元音“a”代替了短元音“u”。这就是“father”的来历。
“father”和“farther”仅相差一个字母，但含义迥然不同，
也可以用词源学来解释。“farther”来源于语法，是“far”
的比较级，与作为惯用语简化词的变体的“father”的来源大
相径庭。 |
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t*******y
发帖数: 11968 | 27 背景介绍, 数学课, 室外大雪
The road is wet
My feeling is down
Matrix is no fun,
Cauchy can lick my ball
You call on me ask why
why the mother fucker snow don't stop
it is not my fault
it is not my fault
Your pussy is wet
Your face is down
I am not hot for you
A BJ just won't do
You call me up and ask why
why the mother fucker snow don't stop
it is not my fault
it is not my fault
ahhh, llalla, yeahhh woooo....
ahhh, llalla, yeahhh woooo.... |
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p*******i
发帖数: 1181 | 28 原来楼主是菌斑老将和常年被封禁的人士啊 难怪挖坑灌水如此专业：
发信人: deliver (自动发信系统), 信区:
标 题: didadida 封 Bluemusic 在 Military 版
发信站: BBS 未名空间站自动发信系统 (Sun Apr 6 15:22:30 2014)
【此篇文章是由自动发信系统所张贴】
由于 Bluemusic 在 Military 版的 地域攻击 行为，
被暂时取消在本版的发文权力 14 天。
备注:
发信人: Bluemusic (Bluemusic), 信区: Military
标 题: 什么湖北河南，中国人最恨的应该是北京人吧
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Apr 6 15:10:56 2014, 美东)
北京城里全都是汉人、满人、蒙古人的杂种后代。全中国最大的吸血鬼
照这个速度，5年之内，美国议员争相向中国献媚- 未名空间(mitbbs.com)
发信人: Bluemusic (Bluemusic), 信区: Military 标 题: 照这个速度，5年之内，美
国 议员争相向中国献媚发信站: BBS 未名空间站(M... 阅读全帖 |
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j**********i
发帖数: 3758 | 29 http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/shimon-peres-on-obam
However, the force behind mob is not weak at all. I recall in the
early Mao's time. Zhou used to threaten Western countries with
leaking nuclear weapon to other mobs.
Does it work? No. But it did give world a chance to witness what mob think.
Does Palestinian people matter in the world, in the human history?
Not at all. So, why people put attention on them?
All Europeans watch this game with cynicism. No one in history fight
a war l... 阅读全帖 |
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i*****n
发帖数: 3168 | 30 这人往我邮箱里发邮件骂我，可以投诉吗？
寄信人: snowheat (Worldwide Stamps for Sale & Exchange!)
标 题: 问候
发信站: 未名空间 (Sun Apr 4 01:58:12 2010)
来 源: 173.77.
你这烂货，见一次 用粪塞你最一次。
寄信人: snowheat (Worldwide Stamps for Sale & Exchange!)
标 题: 你这烂 mother fucker 让我骂得！、、、、、 那就听着， 你爸就是你妈生的！除了
发信站: 未名空间 (Sun Apr 4 02:20:43 2010)
来 源: 173.77.
是你这烂 mother fucker 让我骂得！、、、、、
那就听着，
你爸就是你妈生的！除了屎~你什么都不爱吃! 要不是当初你爸把痰吐错了地方，能生
出你来？ 嫩妈个三角奶子花瓣逼 |
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t*******y
发帖数: 11968 | 31 背景介绍, 课堂, 室外大雪
The road is wet
My feeling is down
Matrix is no fun,
Cauchy can lick my ball
You call on me ask why
why the mother fucker snow don't stop
it is not my fault
it is not my fault
Your pussy is wet
Your face is down
I am not hot for you
A BJ just won't do
You call me up and ask why
why the mother fucker snow don't stop
it is not my fault
it is not my fault
ahhh, llalla, yeahhh woooo....
ahhh, llalla, yeahhh woooo.... |
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s**********9
发帖数: 188 | 32 Of course Party Mother, the mother fucker |
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t********h
发帖数: 1881 | 33 Pussy, at least kill some communist party mother fuckers first, or rob them.
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t********h
发帖数: 1881 | 34 They need to learn from YangJia
If I were them, I would survive first, and kill that mother fucker! |
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m*********t
发帖数: 858 | 35 自杀家属可以拿到钱，杀人家属得到的是报复，这就是区别。
They need to learn from YangJia
If I were them, I would survive first, and kill that mother fucker! |
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t********h
发帖数: 1881 | 37 you are silly
There are only shit that you cannot think of, never shit that fuckers cannot
commit.... |
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t********h
发帖数: 1881 | 39 I am always blacklisted by IT. Cann't really say anything on military board.
Full of dumb fuckers there. |
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t********h
发帖数: 1881 | 40 dsb pretend to be an anti-commie,
at the critical moment, this bitch will jump out to speak for commie,
what a mother fucker! |
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t********h
发帖数: 1881 | 41 many IDs are the same fucker.
支那棄嬰除了耍嘴，甩胳膊，P也不敢放 |
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