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p*********y 发帖数: 802 | 2 总在说啥离婚了才能跟别人 fuck,
那结婚前为啥可以跟未婚妻 fuck? |
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p*********y 发帖数: 802 | 3 法律上也没有规定婚外跟别人 fuck 是犯罪
连嫖妓这样的交易都是各州法律自己规定的
如果是双方自愿的 fuck,基本上都没有定罪的法律 |
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s*****h 发帖数: 8 | 4 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: slapcwh (slapcwh), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: IED is fucking xlin right now!!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 16 16:22:28 2012, 美东)
because xlin's husband wont fuck her stinky pussy! |
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d****i 发帖数: 360 | 6 What a fucking letter. Last week, I told them I would not go there. Why they
sent such fucking letter to me this week?
Dear XXX:
Your interest in the Post Doctoral Fellow (XXX) position number XXX has been
received and reviewed. While you clearly have many talents and gifts to
offer to this role, I'm sorry to say that we are currently considering
candidates who appear to more closely meet our job match. Please do not let
this discourage you from applying to other positions within the University
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s*****a 发帖数: 3387 | 7 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: xiaopo (po), 信区: Joke
标 题: fucking you chinese
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Aug 10 19:02:03 2012, 美东)
(今天的新闻)
有时不得不说,魔都的120系统真TM操蛋。今早八点在新华路淮海西路口,一老人躺倒
在地,满头是血。围观人打120,回答无车无法调配,恳求情况紧急,一句"等着吧"
就打发了。老人在地方挣扎想要爬起但使不上力,嘴里不断发出痛苦声音,打电话给
120的女孩失声痛哭
续上条,围观的人虽多,但都只是在电话里对120骂娘,没人敢去扶的。一个外国女子
骑车经过时用很清晰的声音大骂:fucking you chinese,you should call ambulance!
我相信有很多人听到,但没一个回嘴的。第一个蹲下扶的也是老外,还用自己包里的白
绒巾垫在老人头下。这时救护车仍然不知在哪里。
继续。这时警察总算先来了。用步话呼叫120依然无果。这个老外看着地上的血痛哭,
还拿出钱给边上的人,说你们一定要帮忙交上医药费。也许这就是生活在所谓国际大都... 阅读全帖 |
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g****h 发帖数: 481 | 8 I love this fucking market.
I love fucking this market! |
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n******6 发帖数: 1829 | 9 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: laonuo (laonuo), 信区: Military
标 题: 也说一次fuck生物猥琐男太太华尔街女的经历 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jul 18 16:09:59 2011, 美东)
发信人: laonuo (laonuo), 信区: Quant
标 题: 也说一次fuck生物猥琐男太太华尔街女的经历
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jul 18 16:09:38 2011, 美东)
看见这女的回忆,不吐不快啊。
是这样的,你懂的:要搞ons其实很简单的。1去交友注册一个id,2是在mitbbs同时注
册一个相同的id。然后你就是攒人品了。所谓攒人品,无非是去各个户外运动啊,体育
啊,发些跟贴。大致造就一个爱体育的形象。你懂的,女人么,就是喜欢DJB。
然后就是留意一下混交友的,类似说NJ的女id。年纪要33以上,都是些熟女。说是33,
其实快40都有。妈的,挺恶心的。这年头什么都是假的。有时候都开始怀疑生命的意义。
这里面无非是要有一段动人的介绍。最好是英语的写作。大意无非是人要... 阅读全帖 |
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c*******7 发帖数: 3763 | 10 从JOKE版转过来的:
突然想起还有一个朋友在语言学校时的东北一小哥的笑话,不过那男孩是好心。。
那天那小哥下课快到家了,结果看到两辆车撞了,他就出于好心报警了,“Hi, My na
me is XXX, a car fucked a car, I see red water ,plz cal Wuliwuli come"
解释一下,a car fucked a car 就是car crash, red water他是想说blood,wuliwuli是
ambulance,因为ambulance的声音是这个。。。
其实他是想说:there’s a car crash here, someone injured plz call ambulance
come over. 最搞得是,police竟然听明白了,警车和ambulance马上就到了。。。牛啊
!!! |
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l*****7 发帖数: 8463 | 11 1 GOOGLE translate
Really Grasp Solid Fuck
真正掌握固體操
2. Microsoft/Bing translate
Really Grasp Solid Fuck
真抓實幹 |
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D******e 发帖数: 11265 | 13 fuck all amzn MMs and their mothers |
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D******e 发帖数: 11265 | 14 she gotta fucked or I gotta fucked |
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D******e 发帖数: 11265 | 15 man it is toooooo bumpy
stay away! just watch me fucking or being fucked |
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J***J 发帖数: 6000 | 16 真谛啊
fucking or being fucked结果都是爽死 |
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a****h 发帖数: 6153 | 17 照你这么说,那什么是I-FUCK?how about Wi-FUCK? |
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m********o 发帖数: 2088 | 18 青蛙搞不清楚怎么判断dip是不是fucking的。买错了non-fucking dip就糟了. |
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a*o 发帖数: 19981 | 19 哈哈这个油菜,唯一缺憾是ing搞没了不工整,应该这样:
buy the fucking dip
...
fuck the buying dip |
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e****t 发帖数: 17914 | 21 Buy the fucking dip, short the fucking top
来回抽插mm |
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B*********w 发帖数: 57 | 22 当面”yes, sir”, 背后”fuck you, sir",在美国这几年多次有当地友人语重心长的
跟我讲,在美国就得这么做人。有一回我不甘心的问,在中国最被人鄙视的就是这样当
面一套,背后一套,难道美国不讲究做人要实诚?老美诧异的看着我,“你说的是哪个
星球?”
读书好的中国人,尤其受我们的道德教育毒害深,甚至殃及第二代的ABC。 单位里有本
硕都是名校(HYPMS)的ABC, 业务水平超高,可是也迂腐的要死,结果就是爱尔兰来的
大学都没毕业的小混混爬到她头上了。
一天开会,大领导(一个胖大妈)驾临会议室,马上场面那叫一个热闹。中西部来的白
妞马上趴地上帮领导的电脑接好所有的线,印度妞对领导说“xxx,您今天的包真好看,
颜色特别配您的绿眼睛“, 紧接着英国来的小经理说”xxx, 您今天的发型真好看,
配上您的金发,绝了“, (领导最引以为豪的就是自己头发眼睛的颜色),领导心花
怒放之际那边爱尔兰小混混把自己头发弄一搞笑造型,领导被逗得眼泪都出来了,拍着
小混混说”你丫头发怎么了“。一个国内三流本科毕业的中国人也凑上去巴结,就是有
点生硬,加上业务水平太低,一向不招待见。那位A... 阅读全帖 |
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d*********n 发帖数: 818 | 23 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区,原文如下 】
发信人: dollyparton (she is the smartest lady in the states.), 信区: Military
标 题: sina 是绝对错的 Re: Fuck the stupid Sina
发信站: Unknown Space - 未名空间 (Sat Aug 7 14:18:54 2004) WWW-POST
无论如何, THAT JAPAN WAS FUCKED BY 2 N-BOMBS IS JUSTIFIED.
全世界都不应该同情,中国人更不应该觉得是个错误.如果当时知道日本的疯狂和灭绝人性
,我想就是将日本轰平也没有多少人反对(南京大屠杀和其他无数的大屠杀,万人坑,细菌化
学武器实验和实战,数十万慰安妇,数百万的劳工...)
如果让我选择在原子弹的爆炸中瞬间升华还是死在日本的毒气和细菌实验室(被活活解剖
不加任何麻醉),我会选择前者,因为痛苦要小.也就是说,日本在原子弹中死亡的十几万人
比起日本屠杀中国人的方式,还是要慈善得多.
我想,要感谢原子弹的首先是日本人.因为没有2原子 |
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r****x 发帖数: 3613 | 24 fuck him, fuck european english, i really hate them |
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z***t 发帖数: 10817 | 25 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: xtxtxttchris (chris), 信区: Joke
标 题: I don’t need sex. The government fucks me everyday
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jul 29 13:00:01 2011, 美东)
某大学教新闻的女老师穿着这样一件文化衫,上面写着:I don’t need sex. The
government fucks me everyday! |
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r*******t 发帖数: 8550 | 26 【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: rainnight (雨夜), 信区: Sex
标 题: fucking BEAT IT (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 14 12:45:45 2010, 美东)
发信人: bluesteel (怪蜀黍), 信区: NewYork
标 题: fucking BEAT IT
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 14 10:47:05 2010, 美东) |
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s*******k 发帖数: 8239 | 27 众里寻他千百度,蓦然回首,Hey,how do you do。
云中谁寄锦书来?super high ,suck guy!
人生得意须尽欢,be a man,use your hand
身无彩凤双飞翼,Get away from me!
天生我材必有用,I can play football..
春城無處不飛花,let's go to the cinema
问君能有几多愁,as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)
问君能有几多愁,easy come easy go
春眠不觉晓,yo yo check it out
问世间情为何物,what the fuck can I do
曾经沧海难为水,what the fuck did you say
无可奈何花落去,I miss you missing me
此情可待成追忆,let it be
争渡,争渡,惊起一滩鸥鹭,who and who?
林花谢了春红,太匆匆,where is my iphone?
感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~
满园春色关不住, Friday is com... 阅读全帖 |
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m****s 发帖数: 8992 | 28 oh i guess I know why now.
this little phone needs to be fucked once by the PC with iTune, using the
white cable? maybe
fucking dirty steve. |
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j*****p 发帖数: 24000 | 29 当然是quit fucking啦
意思就是对老板说,以后你别fuck 我了 |
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n********0 发帖数: 815 | 30 i mean, i listen to howard stern and laugh all the time.. but I FUCKING MAKE
SURE I AM NOT LAUGHING OUT LOUD EVERY FUCKING TIME! |
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n********0 发帖数: 815 | 31 not only is one of them a total waste, they are hurting my fucking
productivity as well!
if only i bet the fucking kitchen sink on the Giants last couple weeks, i
could have just walk into my manager office and tell her i quit, and let
those secretaries know what i think of them in terms of their professional
manner and their weight and looks! |
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j**4 发帖数: 10425 | 32 take women for example, one worries to death about getting periouds, having
sex for the first time, then have sex countless times to find a man to marry
u, and then give birth, and worries about ur kids, worry about ur looks,
whether u can hold on to ur man, and what do u end up with?! nothing! not a
fucking single thing! u probably just lay on the bed and waiting to die! and
ppl will say how lucky she is to die in her sleep!
motherfucker fucking shit cunt life!
MLGB!!! |
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j**4 发帖数: 10425 | 33 yaks every day nonstop on the fucking phone.
and on days when u slept for like 5 hrs and have a fucking headache, i just
want to put a dick in her mouth... |
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j**4 发帖数: 10425 | 34 tells me that they dont' have the tv parts anymore, so they gonna exchange
it. that's like last fucking saturday
and today, they are still in the process of approving that fucking exchange!
motherfuckers! |
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j**4 发帖数: 10425 | 35 be fucking prepared for a long fucking line! |
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b******n 发帖数: 851 | 36 what the fuck???!!!
all of u are fucking cunts who talks shit about a widower! |
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b**********5 发帖数: 7881 | 38 oh, and since we got so many fucking chinese people here at work, someone
who reads this shit, feel free to forward it to the fucking ugly ass old WSN
! |
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P*********t 发帖数: 4451 | 39 we are fucking doooooooooomed
i hate to be the first one to break it to you. |
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b**********5 发帖数: 7881 | 40 we don't have mother fucking enough homeless hungry ppl in china??!!
taxpayers in fucking US are taking care of these homeless, dude! |
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b**********5 发帖数: 7881 | 41 doing work for two different fucking teams... seriously, i want to get some
fucking sleep! |
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b**********5 发帖数: 7881 | 42 and u made one pretty big wrong bet in S&P, u fucking try to make it back
the rest of the day. fucking hate it! |
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b**********5 发帖数: 7881 | 43 my fucking platform grinds to a fucking halt every night. untradable until 2
,3 am... |
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l******l 发帖数: 2651 | 44 who fucks who?
Shouldn't the shareholders be fucked?
Don't worry for goog. They have enough car to sustain until the big hits
come. |
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c*********l 发帖数: 3438 | 45 【 以下文字转载自 JobHunting 讨论区 】
发信人: beefcurtain5 (beefcurtain5), 信区: JobHunting
标 题: 我面试一直被年轻中国猥琐男黑, fuck chinese!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun May 31 19:24:38 2015, 美东)
年轻嘚瑟, 以为自己在FG, hot startup就了不起了。。 看见个年老没姿色的老年女
码农, 就万端鄙视, 万端挑剔!
fuck chinese! |
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a*****i 发帖数: 4391 | 46
Shut the fuck up and get the fuck away from Mic, thank you very much! |
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l****l 发帖数: 3394 | 47 fuck you david stern! fuck you clay bennett!
For those who want to know what really happened. Go watch sonicsgate. |
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m*********e 发帖数: 944 | 49 关键是别丢了the fucking ball, 呵呵 |
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b**j 发帖数: 20742 | 50 this, like i said, just run fuck run |
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