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s******o
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来自主题: _Amguulan版 - 绯闻送福利,哈哈!!
ahhh, that's the drama pic haha
funny funny funny
i like the student look!
s*****y
发帖数: 4595
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来自主题: _PerfectMoms版 - 终于领教了老美的阅读训练 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 K12 俱乐部 】
发信人: sleepyy (家有小瘦猴小胖虎), 信区: K12
标 题: 终于领教了老美的阅读训练
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Oct 14 09:06:53 2010, 美东)
昨天,咱家一年级小学生在开学一个多月之后,终于带回来第一次"阅读作业",明文
要求家长配合。老妈我激动地赶紧打开包装,先看书,薄薄一本picture book,不过几
页,每页最多一句话,只有5,6个极简单的单词,心中不由一喜,"看来这个一年级
的阅读作业,简单得很吗?就算咱家很不超前的小妞,想来读起来也不费吹灰之力。"
洋洋得意地去看老师发的配套材料,这一看可傻眼了,配发材料比书本身还厚,而且看
来看去都是家长的事儿。细细研读之下,才发现,这个阅读作业,根本不是我想象中拿
过来就读读完就算那么轻巧的任务,里面麻烦/花活儿还多得很,
首先,就这么薄一本书,需要分两天来读,读好几遍。尤其第一遍还不许看字,要跟小
朋友picture walking,让小朋友通过看图告诉家长图画里都讲了些什么(这个看图说话
,培养的是观察力理解力和描述能力?),还要预测接下来... 阅读全帖
t****z
发帖数: 8931
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发信人: zzmm3000 (dito), 信区: Military
标 题: --------老外看中国:我们一周吃喝嫖赌,中国一周6天造宾馆,第7天休息
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 24 19:56:11 2010, 美东)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E76uJi744Do&feature=player_embedded
事件的起因:有人在youtube上发了一个视频,结果引起各地人民(多数为米国)大量
围观,点击量顷刻
之间上百万之多。当然评论永远要比原视频有意思。
评论:
wazham2 17 小时之前
everything is possible in Japan
在日本真是一切皆有可能 ~
allin1readerwriter 17 小时之前 @wazham2
It’’s Chinese... learn to differentiate your Asians fool.
这个是中国……学学怎么分辨亚洲人吧白痴。
dinmagic 17 小时之前 @wazham2
... 阅读全帖
s********n
发帖数: 26222
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来自主题: ChinaNews版 - Facebook, In-Q-Tel and CIA (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: smokinggun (硝烟), 信区: Military
标 题: Facebook, In-Q-Tel and CIA
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 26 11:04:09 2011, 美东)
Facebook, the CIA, and You.
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I Facebooked Your MomAfter over a decade of being immersed in the conspirac... 阅读全帖
c***s
发帖数: 70028
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台湾首家性主题餐厅生意火爆
生殖器造型食物
台湾街道上琳琅满目的主题餐厅让人忍不住驻足,从女仆咖啡厅到厕所主题餐馆,再到医疗机构风格的零食小铺,然而这些怪模怪样的主题餐馆已经满足不了当地的吃货们了。据外媒7月28日报道,2014年初开业的台湾首家性主题餐厅,为吃货们提供了更具特色的新选择。
这家性主题餐厅名为Funny Sex,位于高雄苓雅区中山二路446号,专门提供各种生殖器形状和乳房造型的食物,包括女士点的生殖器形状的米饭团和巧克力布丁,男士点的用乳房状容器盛着的海鲜汤等等。餐厅还会给独身一人到店里吃饭的男顾客提供充气娃娃,作为吃饭时的陪侍。
餐厅副经理陈太太说:“一开始顾客根本不知道我们开的是餐厅,因为我们的品牌标识是一条红内裤,很多人都以为我们卖的是成人用品。”她还表示,虽然Funny Sex现在的生意不错,但能做到这样,真的花了不少功夫。
虽然餐厅到处充斥着充气娃娃和生殖器状的食物,但它还具有一定的教育意义。餐厅专门标识了各个国家男子生殖器的平均尺寸,刚果的18厘米,为最长,冰岛的16.51厘米,排第二,其他的还有美国的(12.95厘米),英国的(13.97 厘米)和中国的(... 阅读全帖
c***s
发帖数: 70028
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泰国学生在拜师节向老师行跪拜礼。 受访者供图
泰国Hinkong的课堂。
在泰国教书,君萍总想起自己在国内读书的时候,恨不得头悬梁锥刺股每次考第一,而这里的学生拿到及格分都开心不已,成绩惩罚这种国内惯用的方式基本无效。“总是感叹国内的学生在国外,考试肯定是考霸,但动手能力毕竟比国外的孩子差太远。”
不会狮吼、不敢罚站、不拿教鞭。9月9日,中国教师节前一天,身在泰国北标府的中国老师、24岁的女大学生君萍又犯了难,30余人的小课堂嬉闹如常。还是泰国老师替她解了围,一声狮吼过处,身穿制服、头戴“红领巾”的孩子们,双手抱肩在椅子上罚站,无辜的表情让君萍憋住严肃、哭笑不得。
刚到泰国不久,君萍就见证了数百学生给老师行泰国跪拜礼的盛况,她并不太适应这种异于常人的尊重。泰国学生会无视中国老师的纪律,绕圈、画画、打架,制造十倍于中国的热闹,也会做完作业抢着跟老师“邀功”,给及格就乐开怀。在泰国学生眼里,中国老师非常Funny(有趣)。
不敢出狠招:狮吼罚站动教鞭
正如BBC镜头下的中国教师一样,在国外第一次进课堂总出乎意料。戴眼镜的短发女孩君萍,今年5月底前往泰国,第一次走进H inkong的初二课堂... 阅读全帖
c*********l
发帖数: 3438
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: mitcoin (米特币), 信区: Military
标 题: 一些中文、英文,音义都相似的词汇
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jan 22 00:56:05 2014, 美东)
焙bei4: Eng. bake, 古之部,just a 轉 away from -k in Wang Li's systems.
陋lou4: Eng. low
擰ning2: Eng. wring [if wr were n would match] e.g., wring dry
民min2, {Cantonese, Mandarin]: Eng. people: man
賠pei2: Eng. pay, 費, 費:fee! ...free...
設S. Min. set [siat]: Eng. set [up]; Setting: 設定!
殺Cant. etc. saat: Eng. -cide (suicide...)
毒Hakka: tuk: Eng. tox[ic]
割S. Min, etc. got: Eng. cut... 阅读全帖
l*****l
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事件的起因:有人在youtube上发了一个视频,结果引起各地人民(多数为米国)大量
围观,点击量顷刻之间上百万之多。当然评论永远要比原视频有意思。
从各地 2000 多评论里挑了 130 条出来,选的标准基本是排除了重复的,纯表赞叹或
纯开骂无多少内容的、跑题跑太远的,还有那些虽然 ID 显示国外但看主页似乎咱自家
留学生或华裔的评论因为时间所限也没翻。被标注推荐比较多的基本都入选了。红色部
分是译文。有出错的地方请大家一定不吝指点 (*^__^*)~ !
以下是视频和部分评论:
Ark Hotel Construction time lapse building 15 storeys in 2 days!!!
youtube源地址: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0DSihggio&feature=player_embedded (需Fan墙)
评论:
wazham2 17 小时之前
everything is possible in Japan
在日本真是一切皆有可能 ~
allin1readerwriter 17... 阅读全帖
z******0
发帖数: 1014
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E76uJi744Do&feature=player_embedded
事件的起因:有人在youtube上发了一个视频,结果引起各地人民(多数为米国)大量
围观,点击量顷刻
之间上百万之多。当然评论永远要比原视频有意思。
评论:
wazham2 17 小时之前
everything is possible in Japan
在日本真是一切皆有可能 ~
allin1readerwriter 17 小时之前 @wazham2
It’’s Chinese... learn to differentiate your Asians fool.
这个是中国……学学怎么分辨亚洲人吧白痴。
dinmagic 17 小时之前 @wazham2
This is China.
这个是中国。
LuizLHAM 16 小时之前 @wazham2?
china, dude! china! !
这是中国,老兄!中国!!
taroliw  4 天之前 4 推荐
A 15-story building /done/ in SIX days?? Wow...... 阅读全帖
C********n
发帖数: 6682
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S.D. federal jury: Oregon man threatened president
By The Associated Press
09.09.02
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A federal jury in Sioux Falls, S.D., took just over an hour to return a
guilty verdict last week in the case of an Oregon man accused of making
threats against President Bush.
Meanwhile, a Pennsylvania man says he'll fight disorderly conduct charges
stemming from his arrest during Bush's visit to that state last week.
In the South Dakota case, Richard Humphreys, of Portland, Ore., was arrest... 阅读全帖
j*****p
发帖数: 24000
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来自主题: Military版 - 贴一个UCLA白人mm歧视华人的视频
This kid is really funny, I like him.
I hope my son can be a same funny guy.
k*********1
发帖数: 41
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来自主题: Military版 - 关于Joe Wong说几句
comedy central的daniel tosh 还行。。。
但是it实在太不funny了。。。让人无法忍受的不funny...我强忍着看了他的几期节目
以后看到it就换台。

?
s********n
发帖数: 26222
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来自主题: Military版 - Facebook, In-Q-Tel and CIA
Facebook, the CIA, and You.
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I Facebooked Your MomAfter over a decade of being immersed in the conspiracy
theory culture—and I’m still there wether I like it or not—my core beef
remains the same. It’s not something unique to conspiracy resear... 阅读全帖
x****u
发帖数: 12955
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Funny, yes. But not wrong. None of the items were described incorrectly.
Use descriptions that you think is funny and ridicules doesn't make it trash
.
T*R
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来自主题: Military版 - 大家拿小将进来看看松仁多少钱
http://www.pinenut.com/pine-nuts-sale/buy-pinon-pinenuts-shell.
PINE NUTS: Jumbo Nevada Soft Shell, raw, wild harvest
Fresh 2011 American pinyon pine nut harvest. Jumbo size. Super soft shell
preserves full flavor (crack with fingers). Amazing. Wild. Fair-trade. 100%
natural - straight from the tree, nothing added. Thank you for supporting
our American forests! IMPORTANT: we will sell out of these nuts by February
14 - so please order now.
$12.50/lb 50+ lb: $9.95/lb Shipping Now!
Quant... 阅读全帖
d******a
发帖数: 32122
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☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
outofshape (outofshape) 于 (Wed Jul 4 10:44:31 2012, 美东) 提到:
国内没几个人相信土工,5年前奥运会之前就已经是这个德性了,楼主还是个刚毕业的
小破孩吧?你接触这点人,就别在这忧国忧民的感叹了,仗着这版上大部分人还没有你
这个人脉,一帮人跟着瞎起哄。军队口认识人多么,三总部少将中将级的小孩,这边博
士毕业了,大公司政府干了3,4年后,前段时间都回国了,去北京高校当老师的,进军
工企业的,还有单干的;金融口,家里央行的好几个,都回去了;信息产业口的,警察
口的,体制外做生意的,就不一一提了。
现在有钱人多,也有了选择,对国内不满的,愿意走就走,没人拦你;走不了的,就忍
着,国内老百姓的忍耐力,那不是吹得。土工doomed不doomed有什么区别?你不信,有
人信,土工彻底doomed,然后呢?中国就彻底乱了?中国彻底乱了,你你一走了之,躲
到国外就不会被影响到了?中国这么大个国家,在国际经济政治中起的关键作用,给你
举个例子,现在在国内运作的外... 阅读全帖
g**8
发帖数: 4951
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不管是什么原因我之前在这里发的那个原帖不见了,我这里冒昧补上:
发信人: go88 (旧友重来), 信区: Movie
标 题: 从一条新闻看李连杰参演的好莱坞大片《敢死队1》
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Jul 10 09:14:03 2012, 美东)
在下不才我有一个习惯,就是看到一些新闻的时候会做些逻辑推理和分析,然后往往会
有些所谓连点成线的发现。这么说不知是否很不谦虚,惭愧了。
今天看到一条新闻,这个新闻提到最近甄子丹辞演了史泰龙的好莱坞大片《敢死队2》
,原因是他认为其中的角色不适合他,而国内网友指责其耍大牌。因为在此之前,该片
的第一部《敢死队1》不但李连杰参与演出,而且连时任加州州长的史瓦辛格也友情出
演,据说当时是一部票房很火的成功动作大片。本来是一条很普通的新闻,但是里面这
样一段话引起了我的注意:
=====================
当初史泰龙还想邀请李连杰参与续集,不过李连杰不想远赴保加利亚拍摄而辞演。有见
及此,演员兼监制的史泰龙决定移船就磡去香港拍摄,李连杰才肯接拍。李连杰说:“
我忙着壹基金的工作,所以推掉了片约,不过史泰龙和其它好... 阅读全帖
R****a
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For people who say all China does is copy remember this. Before you
can invent the car engine, you must first invent the wheel. Chinese people
can do more than just copy, but when you are so far behind you have to play
catch up first. I don't think anyone ever said anything about American
copying when they basically copied all of the German weapons from WII from
the v2 rocket, to jet technology.
JFengLu814 10 months ago 11
amazing feat for a developing country,
elchippe 9 months... 阅读全帖
R****a
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来自主题: Military版 - 西媒报道航母style附带极品评论
All Comments (29)
tygoo7 5 days ago
im concerened
Reply ·in reply to aaron martinez(Show the comment)
TheC4fire 5 days ago
i would like to say that we in the US have no ground to oppose the
construction of carriers by the Chinese Gov. Also they have the right
; to national defense just as much as we do. And BTW obi2012 we have 19.
Reply ·
obi2012 6 days ago
Chill, they have as many as the French and Russians, we have like
what, 10? And that isn't even counting amphibious ... 阅读全帖
s********n
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Facebook, In-Q-Tel and CIA
作者:smokinggun
发表时间:2011-10-26
更新时间:2011-10-26
浏览:5183次
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Facebook, the CIA, and You.
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I Facebooked Your MomAfter over a decade of being immersed in the conspiracy
theory culture—and I’m still there wether I like it or not—my core beef... 阅读全帖
s********n
发帖数: 26222
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来自主题: Military版 - Facebook, the CIA, and You.
Facebook, In-Q-Tel and CIA
作者:smokinggun
发表时间:2011-10-26
更新时间:2011-10-26
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发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 26 11:04:09 2011, 美东)
Facebook, the CIA, and You.
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I Facebooked Your MomAfter over a decade of being immersed in the conspiracy
theory culture—and I’m st... 阅读全帖
Q****k
发帖数: 136
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Just submitted my complaint at FCC.GOV
Here is my complaint:
One of the kids participating in the Jimmy Kimmel Live's Kids Table -
Government shut down said to KILL EVERYONE IN CHINA in order not to pay back
the US debts. It's HORRIBLE. It's more disturbing that it was from a kid'
s mouth. It's NOT funny. It's hatred and the kid's parents should be
ashamed. Is that what we should teach our kids in this nation. TO KILL IN
ORDER NOT TO PAY BACK. There are already too many killings in the US... 阅读全帖
x******g
发帖数: 33885
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Jimmy Kimmel is not funny; he's a racist. Using kids to say "kill all
Chinese" in his show was totally inappropriate, unacceptable and very
offensive.
应该用is
Jimmy Kimmel is not funny; he's a racist. Using kids to say "kill all
Chinese" in his show is totally inappropriate, unacceptable and very
offensive.
k*******i
发帖数: 383
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来自主题: Military版 - 给迪斯尼总公司发了一封信
不需要匿名。反正NSA都记录着呢!我用的是我的工作邮箱。这样他们要想查查是不是
有这人的话。肯定能查到的。
http://thewaltdisneycompany.com/contact-us/corporate-communicat
Subject: Jimmy Kimmel's "Kill all Chinese" is not funny and he must be fired
To whom it may concern:
Good afternoon. This is W Z and I am a faculty member of V K University. I
am a Chinese. I am a father of two girls. They love Disney, everything about
Disney! We have also planned a trip to your Orlando park next summer. They
love to watch Disney TV Channels, movies. As parents, ... 阅读全帖
M****7
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赞。
建议口号如下:
Shame on You, ABC
Shame on you, racist Jimmy
ABC, Fire Jimmy
Not funny, Jimmy; not funny, ABS
Who educated the little Hilter
M****7
发帖数: 2334
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赞。
建议口号如下:
Shame on You, ABC
Shame on you, racist Jimmy
ABC, Fire Jimmy
Not funny, Jimmy; not funny, ABS
Who educated the little Hilter
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
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能不能造点简单的图像
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40497105.html
majiachen 说可以把facebook/twitter头像全换称 Jimmy Kimmel
Disney 图片, with messages like "Kill All Chinese" is not FUNNY, Disney!
Raise Children to WIN-WIN not KILL-KILL。
also, 传单尽量inclusive. 很多父母 可不管他们的小孩跟谁耍朋友. But they
care that their children grow up to belong and feel self-respect and
respectful of others. This is why the "Kill All Chinese"=FUNNY message is
so disturbing to ALL parents, whether Chinese or American. It's a
frivo... 阅读全帖
o**********e
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来自主题: Military版 - Race-baiter Kimmel 标语大汇总
Slogan could be:
Disney stop race-baiting
Disney stop corrupting children
Disney thinks genocide is funny
Disney take responsibility
Fire race-baiter Kimmel
Fire Cheap laugh Kimmel
Genocide is not for laughs
Hate speech is not for laughs
Race baiting is not for laughs
Teach Kids to laugh, not to kill
Teach kids to love, not to kill
Disney thinks "Killing All Chinese" is FUNNY,
Teach Kids to Win-win, not to Kill-Kill
Disney apologize for race-baiting
Kimmel gets kids to say "Kill All Chinese" for... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
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Slogan could be targetted universally to parents and any citizen:
Disney stop race-baiting
Disney stop corrupting children
Disney thinks genocide is funny
Disney take responsibility
Fire race-baiter Kimmel
Fire Cheap laugh Kimmel
Genocide is not for laughs
Hate speech is not for laughs
Race baiting is not for laughs
Teach Kids to laugh, not to kill
Teach kids to love, not to kill
Disney thinks "Killing All Chinese" is FUNNY,
Teach Kids to Win-win, not to Kill-Kill
Disney apologize for race-baiti... 阅读全帖
f********4
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做了一下研究,发现原来所有的所谓脱口秀都是由职业的Writer们写出脚本script,再
由host来演出的。Jimmy Kimmel脱口秀同样有一个职业写手团队,其Co-head Writer为
一白女,看照片和介绍。
想起来多可笑,现在我们中国人还能够说这不过是一个孩子的童言无忌,一个笑话吗。
这是一个刻意的试探,是我们所有的中国人面临的一个严重的考验。
What It's Like to Write For a Late Night Talk Show
http://splitsider.com/2013/10/what-its-like-to-write-for-a-late
Comedy is an industry. For every performer on stage, there are hundreds of
people working behind-the-scenes. These creative and business jobs, which
exist in all disciplines and levels of comedy, collecti... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - 斗妓毛,ABC/DISNEY革命方法精选
三番,NEW YORK游行振奋人心,更多更大的游行还在召集进行中, 向这些革命者先行
致敬! 白宫请愿号角频传,各路华人团结一致,群情激昂。相信大家都有同样的想法
,趁此机会,扩大声势,让将来想欺压歧视华人的宵小们怯胆。近日来,大家群策群力
,各种革命斗争方法涌现,为了使广大华人更有效地惩戒妓毛,ABC/DISNEY,力往一
块使,击敌要害, 特精选以下革命方法, 也请大家补充和替换。
白宫 petition---加油,加油,冲向一百万!
http://1.usa.gov/1cLkbYk
各地游行汇总: 大家踊跃报名置顶----游行,抗议!再游行 ,再抗议!
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40497105.html
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40471311.html
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40518189.html
起诉妓毛和ABC--象其他少数族裔一样捍卫华人权益!
http://www.mitbbs.com/ar... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - 斗妓毛,ABC/DISNEY革命方法精选
Mainstream publicity:
三藩游行上了Time Magazine
http://entertainment.time.com/2013/10/28/kids-say-the-most-divi
http://entertainment.time.com/2013/10/29/poll-jimmy-kimmel-leav
纽约游行上了 NYPOst:
http://nypost.com/2013/10/29/abc-apologizes-for-kill-everyone-i
不要满足。 Now we add the link to every facebook/twitter page and make
this the most emailed/shared article on Time!
Share on email, share on twitter, share on facebook. Make this news the
most popular ever done on Times. And all reporters would LOVE ... 阅读全帖
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既然interesting是ridiculous的意思, 为什么不用ridiculous? interesting问题是
还有funny的意思, 而且更多是funny这个意思。
o**********e
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来自主题: Military版 - JK这段录像压根不是道歉的意思
Jimmy Kimmel fired for race-baiting, that would turn my frown upside down!
Jimmy Kimmel laughs at Genocide,
Race-baiting is not for cheap laughs
Genocide is not for cheap laughs
Disney, stop laughing at genocide.
Disney, kids killing is not funny.
Disney, killing the Chinese is not funny.
n*******t
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来自主题: Military版 - 吉米鸡毛在坚守底线
要让Jimmy和ABC用正式的方式道歉,认认真真地说,没什么好幽默的,没什么好调侃的
,都要杀光中国人了,有个屁好笑的。
再给他加两条:
Jimmy Kimmel is weird, weirdo teach kids kill, weirdo promote genocide
ABC is weird, weirdo teach kids kill, weirdo promote genocide
Disney is weird, weirdo teach kids kill, weirdo promote genocide
Fire Jimmy, Boycott Disney
Jimmy Kimmel must apologize formally,
genocide is not funny, genocide is not laughable.
Baiting kids kill is not funny.
Baiting kids kill is not laughable.
o**********e
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Anybody could do 1 or 2 items. And some are time sensitive. Please help
out
1. (Time Sensitive) 很多选区现在正在忙选举。 请帮为我们说话的Candidates,
Asian american politicians get out the votes:
California and New York friends please look up your local politicans.
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/SanFrancisco/34054675.html
People anywhere should look up the local Asian American politicians and
start to reach out and help out.
Put campaign bumper stickers on cars and send out vote reminders to local
school and ... 阅读全帖
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致在美华人,和所有为人父母者的一封公开信
Recently, Jimmy Kimmel, an ABC talk show host, in a skit called 'kids table'
in his show, asked some 6-year-olds what should be done about America's
debts to China, a boy quickly suggested to "kill everyone in China". Kimmel
chuckled and said, "That's an interesting idea". In a follow-up question he
asked "should we allow the Chinese to live?" and he got mixed answers. Later
he led the discussion to swing towards allowing the Chinese to live but
just so that someone can cont... 阅读全帖
n**d
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来自主题: Military版 - 游行标语及口号
考古一下游行的标语和口号,有的说纳粹,有的说killing today,shooting tomorrow
。都有道理也有关联,不过其间有一番推论,围观者不一定马上get it,get it以后也
不一定同意鸡毛做的这事能引申到那么远,削弱号召力。
鸡毛这个事件的关键是在ABC night show里播出了不当言论。这个不当言论应该不需要
引申,一般reasonable的美国民众应该都能理解哪里不当,因此窃以为游行应该要更突
出ABC播出这个行为。为此做了几个标语,抛砖引玉。
Hey ABC, broadcasting
“kill everyone in China”
is NOT funny
ABC,
what makes you think killing is
?funny?
ABC, you
should be sorry for
broadcasting
“kill everyone in China
z*******a
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李教授忘了加一点:abc的节目制片,编辑或者whatever,没有控制这一个一点都不
funny的桥段,而放在一个应该是funny的节目播出。不能有任何其他解释,要么他们不
会选节目,应该被解雇;要么他们特意播这个种族主义的桥段,也应该被解雇。
T**********e
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This happened recently often in DC especially around Columbia Heights, with
young black teens attacking mainly white women.
District police investigating random attacks similar to ‘knockout game’
By Peter Hermann and Victoria St. Martin, Published: November 21
One woman was punched in the face as she crested a hill on her bicycle in
Northwest Washington. Another was hit in the back of the head as she walked
to a bus stop. Neither was robbed, and after one attack, the young men
laughed as they m... 阅读全帖
v*******n
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现在西部上午十一点,
头条是说了几天的美东大雪,第二条,macy不放气球了。
breaking news 哪????
昨天b52到贼快的。妈的连obama的火鸡都有个link。。。。。
THE LATEST
9 tips for holiday travel survival
Parents held girls captive for months
CBS puts Lara Logan on leave CBS puts Lara Logan on leave
Logan's Benghazi story discredited
Small firms can't use Obamacare site
'Knockout' victim: 'Whole group laughed'
Big airline merger gets go-ahead
Berlusconi kicked out by Senate
Jessica Ridgeway's killer: I lied to her
Parenting book blamed for deaths Parenting b... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - 鬼子把中国女人骂惨了
http://shesahomewrecker.com/na-young-an-houston-texas/
watchoutfortheseyellowsluts says:
December 17, 2013 at 10:06 pm
Yes Asian women in general have no morals and that’s not news.They pretend
to be innocent when they are actually with no morals.They will spread their
legs easily,especially if the men is White.They pretend that White men are
the ones with a yellow fever when it’s actually them who are obsess with
White men.
Some of them will married any ugly White men in the hope of having Whit... 阅读全帖
m*****n
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焙bei4: Eng. bake, 古之部,just a 轉 away from -k in Wang Li's systems.
陋lou4: Eng. low
擰ning2: Eng. wring [if wr were n would match] e.g., wring dry
民min2, {Cantonese, Mandarin]: Eng. people: man
賠pei2: Eng. pay, 費, 費:fee! ...free...
設S. Min. set [siat]: Eng. set [up]; Setting: 設定!
殺Cant. etc. saat: Eng. -cide (suicide...)
毒Hakka: tuk: Eng. tox[ic]
割S. Min, etc. got: Eng. cut; 刮 also
怕 latin PAVOR panic phobia... long guess.
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Also in http://sino-platonic.org/complete/spp007_old_chinese.pdf :
S... 阅读全帖
t***o
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来自主题: Military版 - 比较一下Cibulkova 和 Li Na
斯洛伐克的Cibulkova在澳网上输给了李那。看看赛后两人的访谈:
Cibulkova说:“我真的想回家。在斯洛伐克,这是一件大事,真的很大。我很高兴我
很好地代表了我的国家。”
“我24岁,就已经进入了大满贯决赛。我觉得我可以挑战那些大牌明星们,击败她们。
为什么不能呢?”
“现在我知道我能做到这点。从这次赛事中我获得如此多的信心。我不想把这当作一种
压力。”
“我想继续这样。以前在Roland Garros and Wimbledon我已经干的很不错,所以我可
以在不同的地面上打好网球。”
Cibulkova, 24, had made her own piece of history just by reaching the final,
as the first player representing Slovakia to do so at a Grand Slam.
"I'm really looking forward to going back home," she said. "In Slovakia, it'
s a huge thing, it's really... 阅读全帖
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发信人: kingtiger (otto), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 看我是歌手,韦唯家里太寒酸了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jan 26 16:10:22 2014, 美东)
为啥混血儿赖在中国生活?难怪张艺谋不服气。屁民结扎就是为外国人腾生活空间?
发信人: funny69 (funny), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 看我是歌手,韦唯家里太寒酸了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jan 26 16:13:21 2014, 美东)
更悲催的事, 她还要养混血儿的爹.当年离婚官事里面有这一条, 老头说自己老了,
要赡养费
发信人: wildtiger (wildtiger), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 看我是歌手,韦唯家里太寒酸了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jan 26 16:16:30 2014, 美东)
还有这一条?真是倒贴了
发信人: funny69 (funny), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 看我是歌手,韦唯家里太寒酸了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun ... 阅读全帖
k****z
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来自主题: Military版 - 肖传国vs 方肘子近况
查了一下,你真的是方粉
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方舟子:中国的法律还真就是个笑话- 未名空间(mitbbs.com)
www.mitbbshk.com/article_t/Military/40965561.html‎Translate this page
Jan 22, 2014 - 发信人: funny69 (funny), 信区: Military 标 题: Re: 方舟子:中
国的法律还真就是个笑话发信站: BBS 未名空间站(Wed Jan 22 11:06:30 2014, 美东)
发信人: funny69 (funny), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 方骗二在San Marcos菊花名下的房子被找到了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Jan 7 16:25:06 2014, 美东)
恨方的人太多,又没有什么好的办法报仇, 都希望别人动手。好不容易有个肖大锤出
手, 还被抓进去爆了菊。搞的现在更没人敢来真的了。现在只能网上搞些没实际用途
的东西了。这有个网站, 一帮苦大仇深的人在那里每天恨方恨了10多... 阅读全帖
S*********g
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https://hk.news.yahoo.com/%E9%BB%83%E4%B9%8B%E9%8B%92%E7%B5%95%E9%A3%9F%E8%
B6%85%E9%81%8E100%E5%B0%8F%E6%99%82-%E5%AE%A3%E4%BD%88%E5%81%9C%E6%AD%A2%E7%
B5%95%E9%A3%9F-075155964.html
Joe
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Joe • 1小時4分前 舉報
What? Only 4 days? In spite of guzzling down glasses of glucose
everyday, he can't take it any longer and calls it quits? Thousands of HK's
citizens lost a lot of income and many lost their livelihood because of this
despicable idiot... 阅读全帖
p*******e
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/2w6uol/have_you_ever_
[–]ellaminnowp 256 points 15 hours ago*
Interesting story. My husband and I took our honeymoon to China. We landed
in Shanghai and walked around looking at the skyline as the sun was setting.
I noticed someone walk in front of me, stop and "take a selfie"...
Obviously with me in the background. Then I started noticing more people
walking near me and taking photos. Not a ton, but definitely three or four.
Over the next two weeks, I w... 阅读全帖
b********n
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来自主题: Military版 - 同意白人警察的请举手
Funny. Cops show up. Smart people leave. Dumbass rubber neckers stick
around with their shitbag smart phones. Fucking morons taunt cops who have
loaded guns and know how to use them - only two this time.
Cops don't get invited to pool parties. Someone called the cops.
Stupid twat wailing like a pig while the cop cuffs the bitch. Funny.
o***o
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啥意思?
An indian guy walks into a restaurant and has a chinese waiter. He orders a
coke and says that it tastes funny. Then the waiter says, "Me Chinese! Me
play joke! Me put pee-pee in your coke!" Pissed, the indian guy leaves. Next
a British man walks in and orders a coke. When he tells the waiter that it
tastes funy, the waiter replies: "Me Chinese! Me play joke! Me put pee-pee
in your Coke!" The British man becomes quite frustrated, and storms out.
Then an American Cowboy walks in and orders a... 阅读全帖
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