c*****y
发帖数: 5747 | 1 GAG, BLACK GROUPER. WARSAW,MISTY,RED,,等品种都是五十磅左右或者很常见超过50磅。 |
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c*******s
发帖数: 5839 | 2 十一月芝城的天已经冷了，怕岳父母没啥地方溜达闷得慌，就去佛州溜达了两个星期。
带着老人的旅行不比自己。吃要按点儿吃，睡要按点睡，风大了会吹着，太阳大了会晒
着，海水太凉了会冻着，带了个电水壶，一个炮弹保温瓶到哪里都拎着，不够喝了就买
两杯咖啡顺便要热水。就是这样老人还是玩得很辛苦，毕竟岁数大了，回家的那天高兴
极了。可对我来说，这是最轻松的一次旅行，不用早起也不许晚睡，开一会儿车，吃三
顿饭，咔嚓几张照片，一睁眼一闭眼，一天就过去了。痛痛快快钓鱼就别想了，老爷子
有兴致陪着钓两下就是了。
11月3
清早来到了sea world orlando，太早了，火烈鸟基本都没睡醒，
我对这地方太熟了，所以有点bore，其实常驻这里活着的生灵都挺bore的，除了来去自
由的鸟。
有的白鸟风度翩翩，有的见了吃了就那样，为抢吃的就呢样，真是有伤风雅。
更可怜的是那些缸里的水母，他们估计连啥是bore都不知道
能让我开心的是那个摸ray的池子，照着ray又肥又软又厚实的鱼翅一把把摸过去，比拍
西瓜过瘾多了，实在啊，肉欲极大的满足。
11月4
一睁眼一闭眼来到了miami，到点儿吃饭，餐馆叫Versail... 阅读全帖 |
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c*****y
发帖数: 5747 | 3
GROUPER
今天俺的一个客人，很年轻的女孩子，第一次钓鱼
钓了一条23.3英尺的GAG石斑，虽然仍然差丁点儿，照相后放生啦！
对于第一次钓鱼的年轻女孩儿，能把石斑整上来！
呵呵！
老金，你说说，这是不是运气太好啦！
（忘记了，本周其实我们成功蓝定了六条石斑鱼，现在非常好钓，可惜三天后就关闭) |
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发帖数: 1443 | 4 第一天 艰难探索。
一早起来, 风更大了, 22尺的小船能不能开出去都是个疑问。我们于是计划先试试开出
去, 如果风浪太大不能出去, 就回码头, 去个半天的party boat, 等下午风小点了再自
己开船出去。先得买钓鱼执照。K-Mart 6点开门。我们来到K-Mart, 结果还是没纸, 不
能卖执照。那就去party boat吧, 不需要执照, 反正风大, 不知道自己的小船能不能开
出去, 下午没准K-Mart就有纸了。不料租来的车莫名其妙的把我们锁在车外, 车都还没
熄火门就莫名其妙的自己锁上了。打电话给租车公司, 让他们通过车上的onstar把车门
打开, 可是接电话的人愣是不知道怎么办。最后还是AAA派人来开了车门。这时已经是
８点多了, 去钓party boat也来不及了, 也许是上天有意让我们自己找鱼钓吧。开着车
去找办执照的地方, 开到一个bait shop, 走进去一问, 他们不办执照, 但是告知镇上
Sheriff’s Office可以买执照, 还告诉我们K-Mart已经没纸一个星期了, 在我们之前
已经有很多人来他们这里问过。我们惊诧莫名, 难怪K-Mart要破产... 阅读全帖 |
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g*********r
发帖数: 1443 | 5 第三天 营救功臣
八弟知道我一直惦记着丢失的杆和轮, 一早起来, 我们先去租好了潜水的装备, 开着船
来到前一天杆掉进水里的地方, 抛锚, 把船定住。八弟换上wet suit, 挂好气瓶, 一个
跟头翻进水中。我和老马在船上看着他在水下冒出的气泡浮到水面, 看得出他潜游的方
向。看到他往前游出不到30 yard就开始折返, 正心想是不是有什么问题，就见他浮出
了水面, 高举着我丢失的那套杆和轮！没想到真的是失而复得！在昨天我失手把杆落入
水中后, 他马上在GPS上mark了坐标, 又在我们的航线上mark了两次, 这样他就知道下
水后该往哪个方向游, 所以没费太大的功夫就找到了。真心感谢我的好八弟, 这是现代
版的刻舟求剑啊。
八弟是潜水爱好者, 既然有了潜水装备, 那就好好玩一玩吧！我们开到离岸5mile左右
的珊瑚礁中。抛锚定船, 我和老马钓珊瑚礁里的小鱼玩, 八弟挂上气瓶, 再次入水去欣
赏珊瑚礁的美景。过了好久, 八弟回来, 带回一只龙虾和一个大螃蟹。还告诉我们附近
有个珊瑚礁里有大量的hogfish, 可惜他没有speargun, 否则就丰收了。想起租设备的
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c*****y
发帖数: 5747 | 6
因为主要是伺候老爷子，怕晕船
没去远海
主要搞肉
SNAPPER 十八九英寸的大约钓了十五六条
石斑鱼都搞全啦
黑石斑，红石斑， GAG 石斑
全有！不过只能放生 |
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c*****y
发帖数: 5747 | 7 我干职业船长说话间小半年啦！
期间感触良多，最大的收获是认识很多新朋友。
小豪是我新认的一个兄弟，俺厚着老脸勉强也跟他抡哥们儿，
企图混进九零后的队伍，让自己赶脚年轻些。
话说这几日海水忽然澄清，六十尺的珊瑚礁竟然也清晰见底。
打电话问了俺的几个船长哥们儿，都说外瑞四楼！
俺心底不由拔凉拔凉滴！
俺兄弟上个月就说了，有哥们儿从明尼苏达来找他钓鱼，让我一定找个好天。
经过认真研究推算，俺定下了周日（3/23)
没想到天气好过了头，海水变湖水，连底儿都亮出来啦！
主席都知道啊，水至清则无鱼！
大鱼碰到这种天气，立刻藏之夭夭，都是见光死的主儿！
俺打早晨就没头苍蝇似的乱撞，给所有认识的船长都打了电话
答案都是那句，外瑞外瑞四楼！
其实昨天小曲和小王兄弟来，依然外瑞啦，再加个外瑞，还不晕菜！
另外一兄弟小超电话里幸灾落祸到，哈哈，干脆开大船去墨西哥湾钓浅水吧！
情感细线也不错啊！哈哈！
不料想，中午时分，竟然微微起风啦
哈哈，好兆头，
但见风势渐起，约莫到了七八英里左右的样子，一池春水蓦然吹皱了，哈哈
真乃天助我也！
HYDRASPORTS 3400 一路劈波斩浪，直奔珊瑚海！
大海澄清了三四... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 11814 | 8 here is what 49ers fan said to Seahawks fans after yesterday game.
Excellent game dudes. You guys made drew brees.. DREW FRICKIN BREES.. look
like some chump that no ones ever heard of. I think thats a feat all in
itself!
(uh oh gag reflex, going too deep)
Anyways, I was hoping you guys would destroy the saints. In a sick twisted
way, I want the NFL to get off the 49ers back about the whole "OMG U KANT
EVN BEAT SEATLE AT HOME" thing. Because guess what? NO one can. Thats just
the way life is. No... 阅读全帖 |
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D***h
发帖数: 148 | 9 seriously? they had the ball gags... and this is basically an echo of the
story about butch's father, about how two men are in a dire situation, that
after one of them takes it up the ass, the other would do the same...
this scene is very good. beating interrupted by rape and subsequently by
murder. gunshot avenged by sodomy, sodomy avenged by castration. poetic
justice, multi-fold, at its pinnacle. |
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S**********s
发帖数: 4534 | 10 Ok I gagged a little.
We need more criminals like these geniuses. The World will be a safer place. |
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B*D
发帖数: 5016 | 11 You are almost at the cabin when you hear footfalls behind you. You turn, to
o late, a baseball bat whacks you in the head.
You fall, dazed. A man stands over you, with a lean, hungry face. He pins y
ou with a boot to your throat and another man takes your rifle. Through the
cabin’s open door, you can see the old couple sitting on the floor, tied ba
ck to back and gagged. Jessie, the 12-year old girl who you found on the hi
ghway weeks ago, has been handcuffed to the radiator.
The two men stom... 阅读全帖 |
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o****3
发帖数: 5100 | 12 "One of the tough things for coaches is when we do see something and a kid
is accused of something and we think it's unfair, we can't comment,'' ...
said, referring to a league rule that puts a gag on speaking about officials
. "I can't comment on that game."
He went on to add: "There's a lot of talking in that game, a lot of pushing
and shoving in that game. And we ended up on the worse end of that."
... The kids so wanted the win here today. They have worked so hard and to
not get the win just... 阅读全帖 |
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d**e
发帖数: 1124 | 13 it will be hard if possible. i constantly cough myself to gagging... wanted
to drill into my chest see what is so itching. the itching lung is the worst
experience i have ever had in my life so far |
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m***e
发帖数: 490 | 14 虽然今夜是值得庆祝得日子，我橙不愧小组赛之王的美誉。但是还是深深怀念永远的
king of pop.
吃包子的，写出一首mj的冠军单曲就好了，不能和前面id重复
现在有效的包子名单：
plutus --Beat it
GTR --Bad, Thriller, History
BobButtons --Billie Jean
Erwin --Man in the mirror
panic --Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
GAGs --Earth song
Nick041207 --Ben
SimoneVerdi --Dangerous
Usfish --You are not alone
yuver --You rock my world
yokel --Smooth criminal
Lathander --This is it
tteou --we are the world
hudapple --heal the world
mhcii --one more chance
Tupac --Remember |
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i*******8
发帖数: 7955 | 18 When I'm a Lvl 40 green slime with +20 physical resistance, vs a pair of Lvl
4 spellcasters who just ran out of MP.
http://9gag.com/gag/azVZ9YK |
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a***8
发帖数: 4735 | 22 Any lady gag picture? Not those pictures she was placed in the egg. |
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m*****n
发帖数: 7450 | 23 很好，赞。
car talk的购物袋上写着
my other reusable gag is from a good npr show. |
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b*s
发帖数: 82482 | 24 能够有效地抑制gag reflex是基本功吧
显然啊，不过能优雅地做不是大大加分么？一边咽一边翻白眼干呕谁不会啊，关键人祸
水同学面不改色，什么叫专业，这就叫专业… |
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wh
发帖数: 141625 | 25 本篇发表于《Gettysburg Review》2003年夏季刊，李翊云从1978年一个反革命女孩的
死刑，写到她当时在幼儿园看到的反革命分子死刑前的游街，写到1991年她作为北大入
学生到河南信阳参加一年军训的经历。原文的排版更好看些：
http://www.gettysburgreview.com/selections/past_selections/deta
What Has That to Do with Me?
Yiyun Li
This story I am going to tell you, it is a true story.
The year was 1968. The girl was nineteen, the secretary of the Communist
Youth League for her class in a local high school in Hunan Province, China.
You probably don’t know much about Hunan, but I am sure you have heard... 阅读全帖 |
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o****o
发帖数: 423 | 26 难得有很大争议的国内电影可以有美国影评人评价的。因为AMC，泰窘可以在美国部
分影院上映，从而可以见到美国影评人的意见。
“The film also traffics in some of the common stereotypes of Southeast Asia
, including swarthy gang members carrying machetes and East Asian women
tossing themselves as sexual playthings for Westerners. Still, it manages to
make absurd jokes out of these clichés. More than that, the film offers
glimpses of things not often seen in movies, including Songkran, Thailand’s
New Year’s celebration. Of course, this water-splashing festiva... 阅读全帖 |
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a*********x
发帖数: 7174 | 28 我認識一個沒有gag reflex的，喝到shitfaced都不會吐。。。。=0= |
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n*****s
发帖数: 10232 | 29 都憋到脑袋里去了。。。
gag reflex是啥 |
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k****t
发帖数: 12697 | 30 大老板50 生日,到他家, 带个什么? IT 是你抗用户, 不用贵的, 最好是CHEAP 的GAG
GIFT. |
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a********l
发帖数: 39524 | 31 any sex starts with some kind of physical contact. what do you know some
people are really into getting slapped..
while being gagged |
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s*****n
发帖数: 513 | 36 免责声明：
以下内容，有可能引起内心冲突或愤怒等不适症状。若有此症状自觉被误导者，请
绕行。
若按捺不住看后症状特别明显，可自行前往CCAV等欢乐频道进行综合调理。其余，
概不负责。
欢迎转载，河蟹评论！看不到图请挂代理。
每天一图说，让我们更清楚地了解这个世界
【1】安拉，卡扎菲，利比亚，别无其他
@周轶君：首都西南门户扎维亚，政府军从反政府武装手中重新夺取了这座城市。
墙上原先的标语被刷掉了，换上新的支持卡扎菲标语。内容是最经典的那句：“安拉，
卡扎菲，利比亚，别无其他”。
@周轶君：利比亚扎维亚一间遭到焚烧的警察局。政府向媒体展示这个地方，称反
政府者一开始就不是和平示威，而是打砸烧。警察局审讯室遍地狼藉，这些照片上，看
到有人受刑拷打。他们是谁，发生了什么？同行的西方记者说，要拿这些照片交给欧洲
人权观察组织。
@老榕：联军司令Bouchard刚刚发表声明说，他们发现卡扎菲的军队和装备故意躲
藏在市民中、民居甚至宗教场所边上。他进一步说，我们已经多次发现卡扎菲军队躲藏
在平民人盾后面，甚至躲藏在妇女和儿童后面。他说这是违反国际法的，绝对不能容忍
。图为一名义军守着一个火箭炮... 阅读全帖 |
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m**c
发帖数: 7299 | 37 【 以下文字转载自 GayStudy 俱乐部 】
发信人: msgc (为了下一代免遭变态残害), 信区: GayStudy
标 题: 俄罗斯官员向麦当娜发出警告：不要在演唱会当众脱裤子。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Dec 26 16:31:53 2012, 美东)
俄官员警告麦当娜：不要脱裤子
2012-07-06 15:51:17 来源: 网易教育论坛 有0人参与 手机看新闻
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麦当娜将于8月9日在在俄罗斯演出。圣彼得堡市议员维达利•米兰诺夫事先通过
媒体向麦当娜发出警告：不要做出格的举动。
来源：英语点津
俄官员警告麦当娜：不要脱裤子
A lawmaker in St. Petersburg has a message for Madonna: keep your pants on.
Literally.
City councilman Vitaly Miranov warned the pop star not to step out of line
during her upcoming concert there on Aug.9.
“We a... 阅读全帖 |
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h*********n
发帖数: 11319 | 38 被自杀，呵呵
Adam Shacknai stated that he found Zahau nude, hanging from a balcony, with
her wrists and ankles bound, at roughly 6:45 AM on the morning of July 13.[
10][18] He called 911 at 6:48 AM, and then sent a text message to his
brother to inform him of the news.[16][17] He cut the body down prior to
police's arrival.[17][20]
Zahau was gagged with a blue, long sleeve T-shirt wrapped around her head
with the sleeves double knotted and stuffed into her mouth. There was also
what appeared to be tap... 阅读全帖 |
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t******n
发帖数: 2939 | 39 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
freelife (古来圣贤皆寂寞，惟有饮者留其名) 于 (Thu Jun 20 19:36:25 2013, 美东) 提到:
这他妈在天朝还不给骂死了
加拿大温哥华的华裔女子蓝可儿四个月前被人发现死在洛杉矶市中心的一家酒店里。尸
体当时泡在顶楼的水箱，甚是耸人听闻。但今天，验尸官判定蓝可儿为意外溺水身亡。
21岁的蓝可儿自今年1月底起从Cecil酒店里失踪，家人与其失去了联系。但在2月19日
，因酒店旅客不停抱怨水压低影响洗浴，修理工便到楼顶维修水箱，继而发现了她的尸
体。
验尸官还说，蓝可儿有较为严重的躁郁症，但没有具体说这是否和她的死有关。由于
尸检显示：她全身并没有明显伤痕，且毒理测试也没有发现她曾被人投毒，因而得出此
结论。
蓝可儿生前被酒店电梯间的摄像头记录下怪异行为。镜头里，她疯狂按电梯按钮，跳
出跳进电梯间，还曾对某人挥手。这段视频当时在蓝可儿失踪期间被警方公布，之后被
上传到中国视频网站优酷，十天内获得300万点击和四万评论。中国网友纷纷认为视频
极其“诡异”。
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m**c
发帖数: 7299 | 40 【 以下文字转载自 GayStudy 俱乐部 】
发信人: msgc (为了下一代免遭变态残害), 信区: GayStudy
标 题: 这是一个振奋人心的消息! (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun May 18 13:29:53 2014, 美东)
【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: msgc (为了下一代免遭变态残害), 信区: USANews
标 题: 这是一个振奋人心的消息!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat May 17 22:30:01 2014, 美东)
让那些为了讨好变态人渣而贪赃枉法的人渣也想一想天理报应.
Impeach Chris Piazza? Look who's talking
Posted by Max Brantley on Sun, May 11, 2014 at 7:27 AM
Some elements of the Arkansas legislature Crackpot Caucus emerged Saturday
to talk of impeaching Pulaski Circuit Jud... 阅读全帖 |
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c*****g
发帖数: 21627 | 41 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: mdrosophila (ranger), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 美国的司法公正是对白人的司法公正，对亚裔基本上没有公正可言
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Nov 2 08:55:41 2014, 美东)
这个亚裔女的在白人男朋友的家中，
手脚绑住，口封住，全露吊死
是被“自杀”
Adam Shacknai stated that he found Zahau nude, hanging from a balcony, with
her wrists and ankles bound, at roughly 6:45 AM on the morning of July 13.[
16][24] He called 911 at 6:48 AM, and then sent a text message to his
brother to inform him of the news.[22][23] He cut the body down prior to
police's arrival... 阅读全帖 |
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G********t
发帖数: 334 | 42
That's from the movie 'Con Air'.
Guard Fason is interestiong.
Here's more.
"In the case of trouble, if the air(Cant' remember it)
hurt my delicate nasal passge, your testicles WELL
become my property." "Keep the hands to yourself,
Keep the Decible level down. Otherwise you get the
treatment." One of the cons, spited.
Fason said the famous line "Gag and bag that Nazi muffin".
Cool. |
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b****d
发帖数: 4648 | 43 估计不会，我这个人olfactory balb很发达，对嗅觉太敏感了。
估计我会gag |
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C*******g
发帖数: 9288 | 44 可以戴口罩
估计不会，我这个人olfactory balb很发达，对嗅觉太敏感了。
估计我会gag |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 45 看了英文也觉得笑点很飘渺
(Reuters) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC
and suggests that toilet humour was as popular with the ancients as it is
today.
It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and
goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young
woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
It heads the world's oldest top 10 joke list published by the University of
Wolverhampton on Thursday.
A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said... 阅读全帖 |
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i****a
发帖数: 36252 | 46 An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had
been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned
to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown,
and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate
with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along
with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it." "Dear," the wife
hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you f |
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