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g*******a
发帖数: 31586 | 3 据美国《侨报》报道，新年春节又在招手，呼唤洛杉矶的华裔居民回到中国和远在故乡
的父母及亲人岁末团聚。然而他们当中很多人每到这个时候就非常纠结：不回去，有违
“百善孝为先”的祖训，怕中国的二老和亲戚说自己不孝；回去，又囊中羞涩，买不起
礼品应付大陆的七大姑八大姨。贵了买不起，便宜了拿不出手不说。
囊中羞涩，买不起礼物
在艾尔蒙地一家服装厂打工的单亲妈妈曾女士生活非常贫困，计件工资每月还不到1000
美元。不是她干活不行，而是经济不景气，服装厂没订单，经常是没活在家。本来日子
过得就捉襟见肘，微薄的收入去除房租和两个孩子的生活费就所剩无几，到了逢年过节
还要回中国探亲，往返的机票费用加上买礼品的费用，少说也要3000多美元，这让“月
光族”的曾女士愁眉不展。
已经10年没有回中国的她很想借过年的机会探望一下沈阳的父母和亲戚，但无奈手头钱
紧，买不起礼品。“我的亲戚非常多，七大姑八大姨的都得送到。俗话说：宁可落一群
，也不落一人。可是要买十几份礼物谈何容易。买便宜了吧？拿不出手；买贵了吧？真
的是囊中羞涩。”
一脸愁容的她感叹道：“我不敢说自己在衣厂打工，怕挨父母的骂。因为我在大陆的时
候是... 阅读全帖 |
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l***c
发帖数: 1634 | 4 ha, why do i need a brain when i got jackasses like u to pay for everything?
if you dont like it, get the fuck out of the country |
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o**********s
发帖数: 2058 | 5 boy, you'll grow up and understand what I am saying today.
there is truely no sincere trust between Asians and Anglo-Saxons (other
white people, maybe),
and you should really take the value you are absorbing in the States with a
grain of sault. People sometimes do A themselves, but claim to others that
everybody should do B.
Nobody wanna be a jackass, but your comments to persuade Chinese gals from
the Chinese guys are kind of racist and offensive also, no? |
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A*********R
发帖数: 11847 | 6 hmm, not sure if i get the situation. if your husband was trying to back
out from a parking spot, he should yeild to the other car that's driving
straight. if your husband did and the other driver still horned on him, the
other driver might be a jackass.
car |
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t**********g
发帖数: 3388 | 8 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: Tashkent (SiempreAqui), 信区: Military
标 题: LA屁地估计是要当场击毙这个前警察
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 7 21:48:39 2013, 美东)
此人在FB上揭了警察局这些乱七八糟的黑幕，又是个黑人。留他活口肯定是重要不安定
因素。此人被和谐几率超高。
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/christopher-dorner-wri
他说的也还挺实在的：拉丁警察对拉丁移民也粗暴。亚裔警察就在旁边看着，这群废物
果然不出所料。
From: Christopher Jordan Dorner /7648
To: America
Subj: Last resort
Regarding CF# 07-004281
I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from
media reports that I am suspected ... 阅读全帖 |
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N*********e
发帖数: 293 | 9 直接go back to your mom's basement, jackass (if male) / bitch (if female)!
完事，反正每次我都这么骂完对方就无语了
吗？ |
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g********0
发帖数: 15010 | 10 【天津话终极收录】（转）
在天津，有种巨乳叫大各各，有种亲热叫腻乎，
有种老大叫大耍儿，有种大哥玩儿闹，
有种支招叫支嘴儿，有种鄙视叫揍性，
有种醒目叫炸眼，有种奔放叫扯子，
有种品味叫垮，有种混乱叫龙乎了，
有种自由叫撒欢儿，有种气势叫长精，
有种折磨叫左估，有种搅拌叫霍楞，
有种痴迷叫受病了，有种作弊叫玩儿赖，
有种过分叫玩儿大了，有种游戏机叫大型，
有种背心叫挎栏儿，有种马甲叫坎肩儿，
有种得意叫得已，有种建筑叫小二儿楼，
有种闯祸叫嘬祸儿，有种勇气叫楞子，
有种冲动叫愣头儿青，有种弹球叫大亮葛，
有种犯规叫大老鲁，有种蛐蛐叫三已巴枪子，
有种蟋蟀叫油胡鲁，有种人流叫生摘瓜，
有种祈求叫央个，有种弱视叫瞎么虎眼，
有种消费叫大发了，有种团体叫哥儿几个，
有种客套叫受累，有种感觉叫脆生，
有种下水道叫地沟眼儿，有种气势叫一帮一伙，
有种不服叫微儿微儿，有种自由叫放了羊了，
有种僵局叫麻爪儿，有种安逸叫迂，
有种权衡叫不值让的，有种诅咒叫耐千刀儿的，
有种JACKASS叫烧包儿，有种衣袖叫脑袖儿，
有种工人叫保全儿，有种小吃叫炸串儿，
有种蚕豆叫午豆，有种零食叫蹦豆儿，
有种急症叫弹... 阅读全帖 |
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t******o
发帖数: 5314 | 11 it only takes one bureaucratic jackass to steer away from the right path,
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S*********r
发帖数: 5693 | 12 回头看这个新闻真有意思阿，果然是喜剧，不过湖人是小丑。
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
新浪体育讯 北京时间5月9日，据ESPN报道，湖人即将在今天继续在客场迎来与小牛的
第4场比赛，目前他们以0-3落后，若不能拿下第4战，他们将成为又一支被横扫出局的
卫冕冠军。
不过大战当前，湖人众将却在当地时间周六在达拉斯的宾馆内集体看了一场电影。
究竟是什么电影，能让湖人在如此关键的比赛之前去集体观看？灾难片？战争片？都不
是，他们看的是美国著名的喜剧电影《蠢蛋搞怪秀(Jackass)》。
是的！您没看错！就是《蠢蛋搞怪秀》！与其说这是一部电影，更不如说这是一场
“精神病人的闹剧”，在这里，一群胆大的疯子将世上所有能想到的蠢事做到了极致，
并且还乐此不疲的出着续集，让他们的疯癫能够持续下去……
更新奇的是，湖人“视频小组”将他们在第3战中所犯下的所有低级失误掺杂到了
电影当中，这令湖人全体成员在观看的时候都忍俊不禁。想出这个点子不是别人，正是
湖人的总舵手菲尔-杰克逊。他希望此举不仅能给球队带来轻松的氛围，更能让他们忘
掉过去，专心赢下第4场比赛。
“他们(指电影中)真的是太蠢了，”湖人后... 阅读全帖 |
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e***t
发帖数: 14386 | 13 D'Antoni Explains the Knicks "Unguardable" Pick and Roll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ga49vPn2ao
......
This is the only offense play he knows how to do. Other than that, it's live
and die for three pointers. This guy is a bonehead, not even worth being a
junior highschool coach. He favors Toney Douglas and Iman Shumpert because h
e loves young big dicks. I'm not for or against Asian pride, but the only po
int guard that can drive to the paint and dish is Jeremy Lin. Mike Bibby
is washed up. ... 阅读全帖 |
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i*********5
发帖数: 19210 | 14 http://spacingtoronto.ca/2011/06/03/guest-post-an-open-letter-f
An open letter to my fellow cyclists
[Note: Most people who read this will already be aware of these things. I’
ll probably be preaching to the choir. But I had to get it out anyway. And I
don’t care if it sounds like a lecture. You know how it is.]
This morning was like any other. I sat stopped at a red light while cyclist
after cyclist blew past me. I reminded each one of them that the light was
red. Some told me they knew, others... 阅读全帖 |
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d********r
发帖数: 3279 | 15 这个难道不是全在于你自己吗？看你自己是不是在乎别人的感受而已，跟别人表现出来的态度没有任何关系。
如果你是jackass 型的，Americanese 就是当面对你表示不满，你也可以让他 fuck off，继续吃你的，因为这个毕竟事不犯法的。如果你是在乎别人感受，别人就是什么都不说你也会注意点，因为你也知道没有 Americanese 好这口。got it?
your
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w****1
发帖数: 4931 | 16 You haven't spent enough time in this country. See if someone meant well, he
would say to you:
"You are a bad ass."
If he didn't mean well, he would say:
"You are an ass."
or
"You are a jackass."
That wouldn't be so nice. Get it?
Let's try again. If someone says
"You one bad motherfucker."
That means he thinks you are awesome. If he says
"You motherfucker."
That means he's trying to pick a fight.
See? In American English, "bad" means good. Similarly, if you refer to a guy
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l***h
发帖数: 9308 | 17 这个作何解释
You are a fucking bad ass
You are a freaking jackass
he |
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k****e
发帖数: 2758 | 19 it's gonna hurt for a long time and the wound will be rubbed in by jackass
forever. |
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c**********d
发帖数: 2428 | 20 Jackass, firearm edition! |
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X***y
发帖数: 3947 | 21 被反面了.不过以24一贯的风格，死人都能复活，再反正也不是没可能。
可惜，这个系列自tony离开后就没啥意思了。
你知道吗，Tony是Sig fan.所有人物里sig 228用得最多。Jackass 是个HK compact
fan, lol. |
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S**********s
发帖数: 4534 | 22 Some locals at Prado Olympic Shooting Park have been running an IPSC
style shooting club. $30, 6 stages, opens to public, every 1st sunday
of the month.
I went there today and had about a dozen people in my group (all
newbies with production gun) and the event took almost 6 hours. But it
was probably the best $30 I've spent in a long time, even though
everyone shoots only about 150rds. Watching others shoot (including
some master class shooters with their custom race guns)was great
learning expe... 阅读全帖 |
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S**********s
发帖数: 4534 | 23 From what it seems he's "worried" that conversion kits can convert CA
compliant weapon into assault weapons.
but this jackass way up in his ivory tower probably does not know that CA
already bans assault weapons, which makes this bill obsolete to begin with.
I bet he has not personally seen a firearm conversion kit let along handled
one. |
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S**********s
发帖数: 4534 | 24 Expendable 2?
这电影好比就是一堆动作场面串联到一起， 大概就是枪战版的Jackass Number 2
但我仍然回去看。 |
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S**********s
发帖数: 4534 | 25 Seriously, 1911 is not safe? Having actually have to manually flip off the
safety and depress the grip safety to fire is not safe?
The only way a modern 1911 can AD is that the owner must be a jackass. If
you can AD with a 1911 then you can AD with any gun. |
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f****t
发帖数: 15913 | 26 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: lczlcz (lcz), 信区: USANews
标 题: 和歹徒枪战后,前CNN女主播完全支持拥枪了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jul 8 16:52:06 2015, 美东)
'Nothing to debate': Second Amendment, legal gun in my purse saved our lives
By Lynne Russell Published July 08, 2015
The United States of America is a great country. You can debate absolutely
anything, whether or not it has merit, and whether or not it's any of your
business.
But guns? There's nothing to debate. Throw out all the numbers and expert
opinions. I've got ... 阅读全帖 |
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Y******e
发帖数: 20256 | 27 wisky的教练就是不行。而且是个jackass。他就是阿拉维斯的黄马褂。不过他们OL+RB
的talent的确牛比。 |
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w**d
发帖数: 1476 | 28 it's pretty much useless. I entered weed, then...
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9 iip... 阅读全帖 |
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h*******y
发帖数: 1227 | 29 跟几个暴有白人优越感，自以为是的jackass在一起，简直是浪费生命啊 |
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w********6
发帖数: 12977 | 30 Baiji and I all forgot to submit our sub 4 hour proof before the deadline, so in
this LAM, we weree in general corral, instead of sub 4.
To avoid those slow runners, we went to the starting line 1.5 hour early,
and try to go to the front of the general corral pack.
However, there are a few people sleep in the front, so we just stepped
beside those people and stood there. There is a guy somehow annoyed by our
arrival and stood to yell to me: "you jackass!", then a women lying on the
ground explai |
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c*******r
发帖数: 13580 | 31 hehe, take it easy. it's not worth it. I guess being a runner or cyclist
doesn't make you a better person after all. A jackasss is still a jackass no
matter how much and fast they run.
so in
it |
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t******g
发帖数: 17520 | 32 请Google jackass 3d sweatsuit cocktail
看看水分是不是很多 |
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z*********n
发帖数: 94654 | 33 啊？我上次在snowbird，碰到一个小妖跟一个头头讲话
要lift ticket，说听说在这工作的有免费lift ticket拿
被那个头头羞辱了一番，当时我正和那个头头聊天，那个头头然后跟我摇头说
jackass, we got 5000 employee, each person want a lift ticket? he's dreaming |
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T**********e
发帖数: 29576 | 34 Another Round With Michael Phelps
It’s amazing. Whenever there is news about Michael Phelps (especially if it
’s bad news) my cell phone blows up with people letting me know, and asking
what I think. I never intended to be the official Michael Phelps
commentator, but since he and I had our run-in over a limo ride and he acted
like a jackass, it seems our fates are intertwined.
There is some news out right now that isn’t exactly great for him. Like the
Bard said, “When sorrows come, they come not... 阅读全帖 |
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K****D
发帖数: 30533 | 35 突然想起一招，能不能像Jackass里面那样，去demo拍子，然后拿去到场上砸，砸完了
退回去，说没钱赔。。。 |
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K****D
发帖数: 30533 | 37 应该有用的。Jackass有一集就是一大胖子全身保鲜膜骑自行车，然后流下来的汗
作恶心用途。。。
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d*******i
发帖数: 2354 | 39 Just read the following interesting story.
Ill give you a heads up this post will probably be pretty long but I had to
share this with you guys as I am pretty proud of myself. The event started
yesterday morning and I just got home at nearly 5 AM. Its a memory I will
NEVER forget... I will do my best to shorten it to the main points.
My parents home was burglarized about 10AM here yesterday morning on 8-23-11
. This was a HUGE shock. They live in a very nice neighborhood, 20 years and
ZERO neigh... 阅读全帖 |
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d**w
发帖数: 14889 | 40 he is one of the disgusting guys on Jackass. |
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h*********r
发帖数: 10182 | 41 it seems that abc can't find even some d list celebrity .
jackass charactor? playboy girl? bachelor contestant? |
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l*r
发帖数: 79569 | 43 驴象之争。。。
驴子是从jackass来的，正好我提到ass也是驴子，呼应了 |
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l*r
发帖数: 79569 | 44 驴象之争。。。
驴子是从jackass来的，正好我提到ass也是驴子，呼应了 |
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wh
发帖数: 141625 | 45 奥斯卡下月初揭晓，欢迎网友讨论各种奥斯卡电影作品，并举行竞猜活动。
活动形式与奖励办法:
在此活动主帖下跟帖竞猜花落谁家，每人10伪币（活动结束后由站务统一发放）；3月2
日结果揭晓后，竞猜最接近的两名id各奖100伪币。
原创并首发本版（转载请注明由本版转发）、600b以上的影评主帖奖励100伪币；上首
页置顶或推荐追奖100伪币。
声明：本版注重以诚交流，谢绝转载、抄袭、挖坑等无真情实感帖，版务保留拒征权。
已申请赞助3000，期待站务批准：
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/WBCenter/12549601.html
匆匆草就，有问题和建议请提出，晚上来修改。祝大家竞猜愉快，讨论愉快。
附本届奥斯卡提名名单：
Best Picture
American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity
Her
Nebraska
Philomena
12 Years a Slave
The Wolf of Wall Street... 阅读全帖 |
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d*****d
发帖数: 10658 | 46 纯粹个人主观评分,并不是预测,不考虑如Argo,King's Speech之类的奥斯卡政治要求或
内部平衡评选.
Best Picture: Nebraska
American Hustle 6
Captain Phillips 7
Dallas Buyers Club 7.5
Gravity 7.5
Her 8.5
Nebraska 9
Philomena 8.5
12 Years a Slave 7.5
The Wolf of Wall Street 8.5
Best Actor in a Leading Role: McConaughey
Christian Bale (American Hustle) 7
Bruce Dern (Nebraska) 8.5
Leonardo DiCaprio (The Wolf of Wall Street) 8
Chiwetel Ejiofor (12 Years a Slave) 8
Matthew McConaughey (Da... 阅读全帖 |
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wh
发帖数: 141625 | 47 奥斯卡下月初揭晓，欢迎网友讨论各种奥斯卡电影作品，并举行竞猜活动。
活动形式与奖励办法:
在此活动主帖下跟帖竞猜花落谁家，每人10伪币（活动结束后由站务统一发放）；3月2
日结果揭晓后，竞猜最接近的两名id各奖100伪币。
原创并首发本版（转载请注明由本版转发）、600b以上的影评主帖奖励100伪币；上首
页置顶或推荐追奖100伪币。
声明：本版注重以诚交流，谢绝转载、抄袭、挖坑等无真情实感帖，版务保留拒征权。
感谢站务赞助3000奖金：
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/WBCenter/12549601.html
匆匆草就，有问题和建议请提出，晚上来修改。祝大家竞猜愉快，讨论愉快。
附本届奥斯卡提名名单：
Best Picture
American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity
Her
Nebraska
Philomena
12 Years a Slave
The Wolf of Wall Street
Bes... 阅读全帖 |
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d*****d
发帖数: 10658 | 48 纯粹个人主观评分,并不是预测,不考虑如Argo,King's Speech之类的奥斯卡政治要求或
内部平衡评选.
Best Picture: Nebraska
American Hustle 6
Captain Phillips 7
Dallas Buyers Club 7.5
Gravity 7.5
Her 8.5
Nebraska 9
Philomena 8.5
12 Years a Slave 7.5
The Wolf of Wall Street 8.5
Best Actor in a Leading Role: McConaughey
Christian Bale (American Hustle) 7
Bruce Dern (Nebraska) 8.5
Leonardo DiCaprio (The Wolf of Wall Street) 8
Chiwetel Ejiofor (12 Years a Slave) 8
Matthew McConaughey (Da... 阅读全帖 |
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d*****d
发帖数: 10658 | 49 说明你是上流人士，呵呵，其实列出的都还不是最粗的，随便找几个美国电影骂出的词
都比这些难听很多，首推jackass系列。 |
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G**i
发帖数: 1292 | 50 十年前有一阵失眠失恋，大晚上电视台都播变态片
好好睡觉的话，肯定看不到这些
我还喜欢jackass，每次看都要笑到发颠 |
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