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来自主题: Translation版 - Re: [转载] autumn . night
@_@
tell me, what's laughable about this one?
i happened to screw up sth today and needed some face sports.

JHQ.
lamp
w*********r
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - windmind 也敢講科學精神?
you did better, but i see it is still hard for you to come up with any
plausible argument. and here is why
first of all, "你仅仅因为别人不认同你的事实就认定别人just either bigoted or
plain stupid"-- wrong.
it is not my fact, it is hard physical evidences jointly collected, studied
and presented by thousands of individual scientists over decades through
rigorous peer review systems. and if someone stand in front all these and
pronounce he does not believe any of them without even trying to know the
subject in the f... 阅读全帖
D*****r
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - <一年读完little bessie> chap 3
Mamma, if a person by the name of Jones kills a person by the name of Smith
just for amusement, it's murder, isn't it, and Jones is a murderer?
Yes, my child.
And Jones is punishable for it?
Yes, my child.
Why, mamma?
Why? Because God has forbidden homicide in the Ten Commandments, and
therefore whoever kills a person commits a crime and must suffer for it.
But mamma, suppose Jones has by birth such a violent temper that he can't
control himself?
He must control himself. God requires it.
But he ... 阅读全帖
l**********t
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good point.
it is a healthy sign to see opposing opnions (respectable serious critics as
well as laughable, immature mockery & curses) in this public forum. Their
very existence (for whatever personal reasons) serves to manifest the "世风
日下的世界", and why these poor in spirit are seeking Jesus as the way,
truth and life. If there were no darkness, who would need a light?
s**x
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"事实上,恐怕谁都猜不到,我们的ID,ICLL,前三个字母,就是 ICE COLD
Logic 的意思。"
oops, I have always thought that is for "Idiot Clueless Laughable Logic".
big apology!
c****n
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we have a conflict in the definition of "intelligence design"
you believe that human's intelligence is a result of biblic God's
intelligence
which is a HUGE hypothesis
then you treat human intervene as part of biblic intelligence design
based on this hypothesis.
to me, human intervene belongs to the nature's power
because homo sapien is just one specie in this planet
without any biological exceptionality.
besides the confict of definition, you are wrong at a fact
we humans ARE fighting to the to... 阅读全帖
o***1
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 这就是部分基督徒可恨之处
基督徒们尽可关起门来祈祷耶稣早进天堂,但偏偏要阻碍人们的生活。想强加于人,必
遭人们的反对。
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — The long-simmering battle over teaching evolution in
Texas boiled over at a late-night meeting, as the Board of Education
extended preliminary approval of new science books for use in classrooms
across the state but held up one biology text because of alleged factual
errors.
State Education Board Delays Textbook Vote CBS Dallas Fort Worth (RSS)
In Texas, Standing Up for Science (Op-Ed) LiveScience.com
Education Board To Vote On ... 阅读全帖
J*******g
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因为这个问题本质是逻辑上自相矛盾的。不过是文字游戏而已。
就好像:神能做神不能做的事么?
或是:神 如果 不能 做 自己 不能做的事,那他就不是全能。
我们人不知道所有能做的事到底包含哪些,怎么能判定神是否全能呢?所以人靠的是信
心去相信神是全能的,我们无法证明神是否全能。
人用自己有限的充满各种谬误的智商去评判全知,全能的神。这是无神论的人在思考神
的时候的一个普遍问题。
In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe
in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to
be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what
we will be later.”
“Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after delivery. What ki... 阅读全帖
w*********r
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I think you can understand what I mean by reading his posts.
w*********r
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发信人: venusfire (J星 爱自由), 信区: Wisdom
标 题: Re: 为什么念佛求生西方·叫做横超法门
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 26 12:07:58 2009, 美东)
they are slave of morality, so they act moral.
good? maybe, good they are just slave of morality, not others.
but sorry, I am not for this.
stop ,t he whole thing is meaningless. what's the point of all
these nonsense?
w*********r
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I feel he needs some serious help.
Now he is a person full of ego.
w*********r
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WAICHI has created some monsters.
Venusfire is one of them.
r*****e
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大肚能容容天下能容之事, 笑口常开笑世间可笑之人
r*****e
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i support you try to help him
let me know what your plan is
w*********r
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我没有PLAN。
但我可不可以以后帮他指一下他每句英语的语法错误?
我觉得这些错误中学生都不会犯。
是不是也是对他有益处的?
为什么你们从来不帮帮他的英文?
s******g
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虽然J中的毒太深了,不过这么看心肠还不错。
歪吃还是收对了徒弟,别的门子呵呵。。。
r*****e
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大概是因为他不care吧,英语好不好和智慧没多大关系,很多高僧也不懂英文
但是既然venusfire经常说别人表达不清,那你可以揪他表达不精确的小辫子
d******y
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anyway, i think it is worth watching, at least as for inspiration, hehe.
i also agree that the ending sucks and the main plot is not impeccable, for
example, the number of people died in every event all matching the number
reported in news, that's laughable.
however, because it is "commercial", the disaster scenes are made so "real"
that i was completely dumbfounded and defeated during the moment when people
were screaming desperately for survival in that subway tradgedy. to me that
experience a
a**u
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venusfire (J星 爱自由) 于 (Sun Feb 28 00:57:40 2010, 美东) 提到:
发信人: elvinGG (蝈蝈), 信区: Joke
标 题: 智利8.8级地震。请看恐怖数字!(zz) (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 28 00:33:47 2010, 美东)
发信人: orzgod (offer), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 智利8.8级地震。请看恐怖数字!(zz)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Feb 27 14:52:08 2010, 美东)
512(汶川)
112(海地)
227(智利)
把以上三组数字横着看一遍,再竖着看一遍。
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wisdomlover (wisdom) 于 (Sun Feb 28 01:23:24 2010, 美东) 提到:
恐怖
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T*******y
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来自主题: Wisdom版 - 字如其人的苦恼
You know that 字如其人 is not true, then what's the option you have?
You can always be the one who does not have that belief!
"赞美他人写一手好字,轻松嘲笑自己?"
Still, why do you need to "嘲笑自己?" For having a bad hand-writing?
Is it true that "a bad hand-writing is something laughable"?
Is it absolutely true?
What would you be with that thought?
What would you be without that thought?
A***A
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来自主题: Wisdom版 - 字如其人的苦恼

Indeed, not really laughable.
No.
I am still strained in the old judgement.
该赞的还是要赞,内心不再轻视写字不好的自己和其他人。
Thank you for the insightful questions. It helps a lot.
Y**u
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来自主题: Wisdom版 - [合集] 字如其人的苦恼
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ACCCA (人之初,性本善) 于 (Sun Mar 11 21:45:39 2012, 美东) 提到:
我自三岁患上慢性关节炎,带来的问题之一是所有需要手指小关节灵活性的活儿我都做
不好,例如写字、针线活等。几十岁的人,写出的字比小学生的还难看。不要说间架结
构,就连基本的横平竖直都做不到。小时候语文考试的作文,我常常因为字迹不工整失
分。如果按照“字如其人”的标准,或者让笔迹学家依我的笔迹分析性格,我恐怕就一
无是处了。幸好电脑时代让我轻松不少,基本不用手写字了,大多时候只需要签名时动
下手。即便是小小的签名,对我也是不小的困扰。就算是签购物单据这件小事,我也能
明显感觉到,签名时内心的虚弱和自卑,虽然还不能上升到签名恐惧症的程度,但也去
之不远。我自己很相信字如其人的古训,正因为如此,我才深怕别人用同样的标准来衡
量我,特别是当彼此并不熟悉,不能客观全面地认识一个人的时候。我希望能解决问题
,但首先需要清楚地面对问题。发帖在这里,是想请大家分析一下我问题的症结所在,
以及如何放下的意见。谢谢... 阅读全帖
T*******y
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Agree.
Who is this Devil then? Waichi?
I can surely see that linxiao likes Waichi, and danalake thinks that I also
like Waichi? That seems to make sense to explain danalake's attitude towards
me. But, the only problem is that this plot is laughable. :-)
Well, robbin likes Waichi so much, and danalake seems fine with it. Perhaps
danalake finds robbin to be 可怜 so that she is okay with robbin?
"各人的脑袋里,都有一本荡气回肠地那啥玄换小说~~ 只不过,有的人因此而更
精神了,有的人因此更神经了~~"
B******1
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Kao. Your Chinese sucks!
哈佛大学年初时被教育部调查是否在录取上对亚裔有歧视之嫌,今年亚裔的录取率就是
近年来最高的,比往年增加了15%。
There is a word 就是 in the second half of the above sentence, which
indicates a causal relationship!
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
First, an argument contains two components or statements. One is a premise
while the other is a conclusion. The sentence in question has two
statements. Which one is which, then? Is the investigation the premise? Or
is the admission rate increase the premise? You decide.
Second, if, as ... 阅读全帖
j******n
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laughable that they still claim '其中中国科学院院士14人,中国工程院院士9人'
after so many years.
if SEU do the same, SEU has 20+
学校现有一级学科国家重点学科14个,二级学科国家重点学科21个。国家重点(专业)
实验室13个,国家工程(技术)研究中心5个,国家人文社科重点研究基地3个。国家基础
科学研究和教学人才培养基地7个,国家工科基础课程教学基地4个,国家战略产业人才
培养基地3个,国家大学生文化素质教育基地1个。
学校师资力量雄厚,现有教职工8400余人,其中中国科学院院士14人,中国工程院院士
9人;教授及其他正高职人员1200余人,副教授及其他副高职人员2400余人。全校有全
日制在校学生40000余人,其中:硕士研究生9300余人,博士研究生6200余人,本科生
23600余人,外国留学生1400余人。另有攻读专业研究生学位4500余人。
应用心理学
基础数学
应用数学
生态学
机械电子工程
光学工程
材料物理与化学
工程热物理
化工过程机械
电力系统及其自动化
电力电子与电力传动
y**********o
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来自主题: Beijing版 - 无聊
funny review
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2X80Y9JHWXQRU/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpn
83 of 88 people found the following review helpful
Hope men don't read this and think that this kind of behaviour is what
women want, May 23, 2012
By SetaAmazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Bared to You: A Crossfire Novel (Kindle Edition)
What I liked:
GOOD WRITING: I've read Sylvia Day in the past, and her writing flows. There
are no annoying typos, actually I found one, but the novel is not typ... 阅读全帖
s******e
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来自主题: Zhejiang版 - 为什么民族主义者有病(2)
before calling other ppl sick, check out yourself first.
which part of "几千年前宗族之间的冲突一样幼稚而可笑"???
the fact that you don't understand something does not make that subject
laughable.
g********y
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the problem of debt, or who owe what to whom, is a problem as old as human
being and human society itself.
chinese traditional way of looking at human relation is more or less defined
by confucius orthodoxy, which is summarized as 三纲五常。
when buddhism later came in, it added one important part of debt to this
system. the son's debt to his mother. it is said that one can never repay
his
mother's debt even with all the treasure found on the earth, piled up from
ground the 28th level of heaven.
it i... 阅读全帖
b******k
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ngngogei (你我他) 于 (Sat Dec 22 13:40:28 2012, 美东) 提到:
发信人: Cnews (chinanews), 信区: Headline
标 题: 男孩坠楼 浙江大妈托举40分钟 忍不住尿湿裤子(图)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Dec 21 19:57:13 2012, 美东)
贺大妈在描述事发经过
浙江台州经济开发区广厦新村一名7岁男孩从6楼窗口跌下,挂在了防盗窗上,住在5楼的贺大妈刚好出来上厕所,她抓住孩子的胳膊支撑了40多分钟,直到男孩被救下。期间57岁的贺大妈实在忍不住内急,尿了裤子。
7岁男孩从6楼窗口跌下,挂在了防盗窗上,住在5楼的贺大妈刚好出来上厕所,她一把抓住孩子的胳膊,就这样硬生生撑了40多分钟,直到男孩被救下。
57岁的贺大妈因此做了件自己觉得特别害羞的事:实在忍不住内急,她尿了裤子。
“只要孩子没事,这也没啥。”虽然说起来很难为情,但贺大妈依然爽朗地笑了。
小潘潘:从6楼掉下挂在了5楼窗上
7岁的小潘潘来自江苏连云港,和... 阅读全帖
s*****l
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l******o
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来自主题: Apple版 - 感觉苹果这次要玩砸
you are laughable.
a***y
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laughable

as
what
a***y
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来自主题: Apple版 - iPhone 4s is All i wanted
laughable.
xiaomi's processor is Cortex A8 based
graphic core will also be significantly slower.
A5 is Cortex A9 and much faster graphics
a***y
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laughable
flash based...
do you even know how many online videos can be watched by iPad?
many of them are flash or silverlight based on desktop computers
for example...
土豆,优酷,QQ新浪sohu视频
Netflix,YouTube,Vimeo,ABC,NBC。。。
CNN。。。
PPTV, PPS...

moment
a***y
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来自主题: Apple版 - [合集] 感觉苹果这次要玩砸
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yyber (忍而不发) 于 (Wed Jul 7 21:52:16 2010, 美东) 提到:
根据我行医的经验来看。
iphone 4在病人那里一点热情都没有。
苹果这次sb大了,造了一个phone,啥功能都很牛比,就是打电话的功能很sb。
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tenniswu (家家) 于 (Wed Jul 7 22:09:21 2010, 美东) 提到:
still 600,000 sold in launch week , better than ipad

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rhapsody ( input type=\"button\" value=) 于 (Wed Jul 7 22:10:29 2010, 美东) 提到:
玩砸的是部分“医生”吧。
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ch... 阅读全帖
c****o
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I hate to say it but I think Jobs was very wrong on one thing: he thought
Page was a good guy. What's Page & company doing with this weirdo share
split? To me, it's a way for them to dump their non-voting shares after the
split and at the same time, still maintain control by keeping the voting
shares. Cashing out without losing control. So blatant it's breathtaking.
http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/breakout/google-share-split-nake
Citing their "enduring love for Google" and desire to "prevent outs... 阅读全帖
S**I
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来自主题: Apple版 - 其实mac上真正缺乏的软件是
Yeah, joke of the day. Wikipedia is more trustworthy than the official owner
of UNIX, what can be more laughable than this? If what Wikipedia says counts
(which only people as naive as you would believe), check this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OS_X
OS family: Mac OS, Unix-like (until Mac OS X 10.5), Unix (From Mac OS X 10.5)
Tell me which wikipedia page is correct.
BTW, according to your "sacred" Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix:
The Open Group, an industry standards consortium, o... 阅读全帖
d***a
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,7
...
原来的估计是今年出6M。最近几天的报导,那个估计是可笑的(laughable),实际会
达到12M。
k******g
发帖数: 1540
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yuwxcn (自由的鱼) 于 (Fri Nov 2 12:35:07 2012, 美东) 提到:
一致以来都是苹果的粉丝,ipad 1全球首发当天入手。使用过程中感觉ipad有点大,7
英寸可能比较理想。于是一直期待Ipad mini的出现。今天Ipad mini首发,跑到店里
把玩了一下,感想如下:
1. 工艺设计没得说,4:3屏是我的最爱,整体设计完美。秒杀所有7寸版。
2. 操作系统流畅。苹果的操作系统还是很无敌的。
3. 最大的败笔,也是致命一击就是那个屏幕,看过retina屏,这个屏幕完全不发接
受。这块短板决定了这款是苹果今年最失败的产品。
觉得苹果新的管理层完全不懂苹果消费者的消费心理。Ipad Mini 市场定位混乱
。Ipad Mini到底target的用户群是什么人呢? 苹果粉丝从来都不是讲性价比的消费
者。Ipad Mini定这个尴尬的价位,这种烂屏幕是吸引不了新的budget 消费者的,特别
是在美国市场。 Ipad mini规格一出amaz... 阅读全帖
g*****g
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来自主题: DotNet版 - 要不要跳ASP.net and C# 坑?
You lack the fundamentals in data modeling. Most likely you never had to do
high scalability design. That's OK, most programmers didn't. Bing, like
Google search, doesn't demand ACID. If a user sees a different result from
another user for the same query, it's not much an issue. This is the
opposite of a system like Ebay, where ACID requirement is high.
MSN mail, live, requires higher ACID than Bing but it doesn't need Ebay like
transaction requirement. And when ACID is not required, it's genera... 阅读全帖
k*****a
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来自主题: DotNet版 - 要不要跳ASP.net and C# 坑?
How do you come up with Microsoft is copycat?
MSFT's home baked system was developed years before of existence of HADOOP.
HPC's HADOOP effort is only MSFT's a small team doing it to inch into that
sector.
>>
And for M$'s Hadoop copycat. It never see the light at the end of the tunnel
. That's plain and simple fact. Saying M$ has years of experiences, had
better product but choosing to kill it due to customer choice is laughable.
I don't think any customer chose C# over VB but M$ did what it had ... 阅读全帖
g*****g
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来自主题: DotNet版 - 要不要跳ASP.net and C# 坑?
If M$ is not a copycat, MapReduce and Hadoop would have been called M$'s
Linq. But this failed product is being called M$'s Hadoop. How hard is it to
get that?

.
tunnel
laughable.
g*****g
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来自主题: DotNet版 - 要不要跳ASP.net and C# 坑?
BTW, iCloud is in Java. One apple engineer contacted me for a position so I
know this first hand. It makes sense because iCloud is on both AWS and Azure.
Using iCloud to prove .Net is laughable.
k*****a
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来自主题: DotNet版 - 要不要跳ASP.net and C# 坑?
I guess you don't know Google/Bing/Yahoo all runs Ads as real time auctions.
EBAY's main design difficulty is Transaction is laughable. How many "
transaction"s EBAY needs to handle? I don't know where did you get this idea
, incidentally, I worked with ebay before.

are
,
The
g*****g
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来自主题: DotNet版 - 要不要跳ASP.net and C# 坑?
You lack the fundamentals in data modeling. Most likely you never had to do
high scalability design. That's OK, most programmers didn't. Bing, like
Google search, doesn't demand ACID. If a user sees a different result from
another user for the same query, it's not much an issue. This is the
opposite of a system like Ebay, where ACID requirement is high.
MSN mail, live, requires higher ACID than Bing but it doesn't need Ebay like
transaction requirement. And when ACID is not required, it's genera... 阅读全帖
k*****a
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How do you come up with Microsoft is copycat?
MSFT's home baked system was developed years before of existence of HADOOP.
HPC's HADOOP effort is only MSFT's a small team doing it to inch into that
sector.
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And for M$'s Hadoop copycat. It never see the light at the end of the tunnel
. That's plain and simple fact. Saying M$ has years of experiences, had
better product but choosing to kill it due to customer choice is laughable.
I don't think any customer chose C# over VB but M$ did what it had ... 阅读全帖
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If M$ is not a copycat, MapReduce and Hadoop would have been called M$'s
Linq. But this failed product is being called M$'s Hadoop. How hard is it to
get that?

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tunnel
laughable.
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BTW, iCloud is in Java. One apple engineer contacted me for a position so I
know this first hand. It makes sense because iCloud is on both AWS and Azure.
Using iCloud to prove .Net is laughable.
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I guess you don't know Google/Bing/Yahoo all runs Ads as real time auctions.
EBAY's main design difficulty is Transaction is laughable. How many "
transaction"s EBAY needs to handle? I don't know where did you get this idea
, incidentally, I worked with ebay before.

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"You can always apply filter to interface for all internet inbound
traffic not having to worry about the performance. On cisco router, we
usually don't do that."
Hahahha, this is laughable ... any core router vendor out there in the
market can do traffic filtering at line rate.
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