N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 LoveNLust 讨论区 】
发信人: NWWolf (西北の狼), 信区: LoveNLust
标 题: Google Voice Recognition鉴定报告
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Feb 17 04:04:27 2015, 美东)
周末一早,百无聊赖,顺手抓起两三周前刚刚列装的最新式Droid Turbo大杀器,
第一次注意到Google app有个“OK Google”选择,于是赫然发现这玩意儿不仅
smart,而且还能听懂人话。What’s next? A phone that can find you a
restaurant nearby, show you what it has on the menu and what it looks
like, and tell you how to get there?
Anyway…为了验证这玩意儿是真能听懂人话,还是像以前的手机一样只能听懂
“call mother-in-law”、听不懂下半句“and tell her to get lost”,俺一时兴起,
接连给它转述了一系... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****v 发帖数: 26 | 2 First draft of the speech Clinton gave 8-17-98. Good thing he had a re-write!
"Members of Congress.. people of America...I banged her. I banged her like
a cheap gong. Which is not news, folks, because if you think Monica
Lewinsky was the only skin-flute player in my orchestra, you haven't been
paying attention. The only babes in D.C. I HAVEN'T tried to do are the
First Lady, Reno, Albright, and Shalala, mostly because they're a little
older than I like and they have legs that former Houston Oile |
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z*****a 发帖数: 3809 | 4 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: WorldCitizen (世界公民), 信区: Military
标 题: 希拉里被打脸
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jul 15 18:54:48 2012, 美东)
Cairo (CNN) -- Egyptian protesters threw tomatoes and shoes at U.S.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's motorcade Sunday and shouted, "Monica,
Monica, Monica" as she left the newly reopened U.S. Consulate in Alexandria.
Clinton said she was in the city to answer critics who believe Washington
has taken sides in Egyptian politics. There were already vocal protesters at
the s... 阅读全帖 |
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g******g 发帖数: 289 | 5 2014-01-20 11:59:42 by lewinsky
清朝考状元, 主考题‘论项羽拿破仑’,‘意’思明确,
应考人破题就写了:项羽力拔山兮气盖世, 而况破轮乎?
不知所然,继续写: 使破轮自修其政,又焉能为项羽所拿者?
题意的复制, 不同背景,就南辕北策啦, 很搞笑
楼下的人就是那个应考的人,四个伟大,破题就先写:‘造神’,
却不知那背景时代被欺压的农民, 国弱屈辱战争连年,学校学生都四处逃亡的国民,
心中的真意。
不知所然, 又写:‘愚昧’,
却不知道那时代人依靠自己的力量改变中国, 而毛是他们的旗手。
离开时代背景的人来是考, 都是对语义错误的复制。
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文字不是思想, 是思想的‘复制’, 思考时,又再次复制,而这些‘复制’千方百态
,任人自由理解 但就是无法与‘原意’相同。 原因是文字虽然可以复制,而背景(
content)是无法复制的(时间,地点,人物对象) |
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n****4 发帖数: 12553 | 7 希拉里用性来攻击川普,有点非姨所思。他老公真抓实干,难道不是说川普一次,人就
想起来一次。 |
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h***a 发帖数: 2720 | 9 你好,在吗?我是希拉里,刚刚输了美国大选,FBI威胁要查我电脑,不得已要离开美
国。现贱价出售一批物品,有9成新pant suit数套,10年新Toyota Camry,电视机,吸
尘器,电饭锅等,请加我好友:
wwww.pornhub.com/billclinton-lewinsky |
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发帖数: 1 | 10 这是印度学生不讨美国人喜欢的原因
印度人记忆力强,在Spelling Bee比赛上往往是印度人得第一,使英语是母语的美国人
感到尴尬。
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.
'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall no... 阅读全帖 |
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w**********5 发帖数: 1741 | 11 "I think people like me for my tennis."
库娃:“我觉得大家是因为我的球技才喜欢我的。”
"I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. I could have any man in the world."
库娃:“我美貌和名气并存,所有男人都是我的囊中之物。”
"You don't think people would go on about my looks if I was No. 500 in the
world instead of No. 12, do you?Anyway, as I keep telling everyone, you can'
t blame me for looking like this on purpose."
库娃:“我现在可是世界第12,难道你们觉得如果我排世界500位还会有人关注我吗?
没关系,我早就说过了,长得美不是我的错。”
"I'm glad you're doing this story on us and not on the WNBA. We're so muc... 阅读全帖 |
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p***d 发帖数: 2171 | 12 Jay Leno说这个笑话,是克林顿夫妇刚在New Jersey买了房子那天,Jay说他们买
房子但没装空调。
笑点很容易猜了 --- 希拉里is cold(性冷淡), 这个说法是有根据的,starr
report隐讳的提到了, 因为希拉里冷淡,克林顿找了lewinsky.
现在有人想要希拉里的婚姻,我老一下就想到了空调机。
怎么和流氓又挂上钩了?我还是不猜了。 |
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l******g 发帖数: 764 | 13 Another Congress sex scandal: Republican Mark Souder to resign for affair
* May 18th, 2010 6:01 pm ET
Sixteen year Republican representative Mark Souder of Indiana is resigning
merely two weeks after he survived a tough contested primary challenge amid
reports that he was boinking a female staffer on the side.
First thought, gross. No offense, but Mark Souder is not a good looking man.
Some woman had an affair with that? Have to wonder if she was fishing for a
story. Smells like a setup.
Sec... 阅读全帖 |
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t****r 发帖数: 592 | 14 恩,Kate Winslet
为啥我老是和Lewinsky这个名字混在一起涅?:P |
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N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 15 周末一早,百无聊赖,顺手抓起两三周前刚刚列装的最新式Droid Turbo大杀器,
第一次注意到Google app有个“OK Google”选择,于是赫然发现这玩意儿不仅
smart,而且还能听懂人话。What’s next? A phone that can find you a
restaurant nearby, show you what it has on the menu and what it looks
like, and tell you how to get there?
Anyway…为了验证这玩意儿是真能听懂人话,还是像以前的手机一样只能听懂
“call mother-in-law”、听不懂下半句“and tell her to get lost”,俺一时兴起,
接连给它转述了一系列总统名言:
“Four score and seven years ago…;”
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself;”
“Ask not what your country can do for you;”
“Well,... 阅读全帖 |
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k*u 发帖数: 130 | 16 发信人: Lewinsky (呵呵), 信区: DUT
发信站: 碧海青天 (Mon Oct 11 18:51:04 1999), 转信
每天从楼下进出都提心吊胆,不知会不会砸着我。
现在在修了,很好,可是过几天还会出什么问题呢?我看一定有。
学校花了钱建这么一个破宿舍,真的不难受吗?
希望建筑艺术馆、伯川图书馆不是这个样的。
更希望在建的西山门口的建筑不是这样的!! |
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b**h 发帖数: 365 | 17 还以为是lewinsky呢。。。。这翻译的可真可怕 |
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K****D 发帖数: 30533 | 18 Some slogans that evening was so impressive that I couldn't forget:
Somebody yelled: "Kill Clinton!"
While some other people replied: "Rape Lewinski!" :P
anyhow, I lost my voice that night. |
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发帖数: 1 | 19 【 以下文字转载自 History 讨论区 】
发信人: TianshuWANG (王天舒,ID Tianshu被化学版的一版主注册了,555), 信区:
History
标 题: 请问各位老师同学将军们等~~,从洗…/…laundering…的角度来
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Nov 4 18:14:12 2016, 美东)
请问各位老师同学将军们等~~,从洗…/…laundering…的角度来…,今年(2016/丙申
年)美国总统大选决赛阶段的这几个组合----
请问各位老师同学将军们等~~,从洗…/…laundering…的角度来…,今年(2016/丙申
年)美国总统大选决赛阶段的这几个组合----是不是可以看/算/当(?)作为:
1) Democratic Party的美国前总统Bill Clinton 同学,欧不,美国前总统Bill
Clinton老师的夫人,前国务卿Mrs Hillary Clinton 和 美国白宫前著名女实习生 上
官婉儿,欧不 ,。。。美国前总统Bill Clinton老师的夫人,前国务卿Mrs Hillary
Clinto... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 20 【 以下文字转载自 History 讨论区 】
发信人: TianshuWANG (王天舒,ID Tianshu被化学版的一版主注册了,555), 信区:
History
标 题: 请问各位老师同学将军们等~~,从洗…/…laundering…的角度来
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Nov 4 18:14:12 2016, 美东)
请问各位老师同学将军们等~~,从洗…/…laundering…的角度来…,今年(2016/丙申
年)美国总统大选决赛阶段的这几个组合----
请问各位老师同学将军们等~~,从洗…/…laundering…的角度来…,今年(2016/丙申
年)美国总统大选决赛阶段的这几个组合----是不是可以看/算/当(?)作为:
1) Democratic Party的美国前总统Bill Clinton 同学,欧不,美国前总统Bill
Clinton老师的夫人,前国务卿Mrs Hillary Clinton 和 美国白宫前著名女实习生 上
官婉儿,欧不 ,。。。美国前总统Bill Clinton老师的夫人,前国务卿Mrs Hillary
Clinto... 阅读全帖 |
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P**********n 发帖数: 1948 | 21 光有级数恐怕不够, 还得有强度(雷人度)吧?
例如:第5级《老公》- “在开会呢" 跟 “I do not have sextual relationship
with that women, Miss Lewinsky" 雷人度是大不一样的。
Question:“秋雨含泪”算几级? |
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S****9 发帖数: 8108 | 22 赫赫,搞笑跟一个,声明是ZT哈:
那天老美突然问了我句:你们中文里关于做爱,有多少种表达方法?
来一则,发生在我和另外一名美国留学生之间。当时他们都已经被诸如“戊、戌、
戍、戎、戒”或者“己、已、巳”这样的汉字给折腾得快疯了,我很得意,经常有
意无意就在他们面前夸耀中文的博大精深。结果有一天,这老美终于忍不住了
那天我又跟他们说起中文里关于“妻子”有多少种说法,“吃饭”又有多少种说法,
如此等等。说着说着,这老美突然问了我一句:“K,你们中文里关于做爱,
有多少种表达方法?”
我听他这么问,也没想许多,就拿出张纸来开始给他写,穷举了从文雅的
云雨交媾到粗俗的XX(注,此为屏蔽)等大概三十来种中文里关于做爱的
表达方式,完了把纸递给他,心想:你小子这下得服气了吧?
孰料那老美接过纸后扫了一眼,淡淡说道:“K,我们英语里关于做爱的表
达方式实在是太多了,一张纸写不下,今晚回去我e-mail给你吧。”
我愣住了,茫然地点了点头,说了声好。
那天晚上,我在自己的邮箱里看到了下面这份长得不像话的列表……
English words and phrases for sexual intercour... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 23 【 以下文字转载自 History 讨论区 】
发信人: TianshuWANG (王天舒,ID Tianshu被化学版的一版主注册了,555), 信区:
History
标 题: 请问各位老师同学将军们等~~,从洗…/…laundering…的角度来
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Nov 4 18:14:12 2016, 美东)
请问各位老师同学将军们等~~,从洗…/…laundering…的角度来…,今年(2016/丙申
年)美国总统大选决赛阶段的这几个组合----
请问各位老师同学将军们等~~,从洗…/…laundering…的角度来…,今年(2016/丙申
年)美国总统大选决赛阶段的这几个组合----是不是可以看/算/当(?)作为:
1) Democratic Party的美国前总统Bill Clinton 同学,欧不,美国前总统Bill
Clinton老师的夫人,前国务卿Mrs Hillary Clinton 和 美国白宫前著名女实习生 上
官婉儿,欧不 ,。。。美国前总统Bill Clinton老师的夫人,前国务卿Mrs Hillary
Clinto... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 24 【 以下文字转载自 History 讨论区 】
发信人: TianshuWANG (王天舒,ID Tianshu被化学版的一版主注册了,555), 信区:
History
标 题: 请问各位老师同学将军们等~~,从洗…/…laundering…的角度来
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Nov 4 18:14:12 2016, 美东)
请问各位老师同学将军们等~~,从洗…/…laundering…的角度来…,今年(2016/丙申
年)美国总统大选决赛阶段的这几个组合----
请问各位老师同学将军们等~~,从洗…/…laundering…的角度来…,今年(2016/丙申
年)美国总统大选决赛阶段的这几个组合----是不是可以看/算/当(?)作为:
1) Democratic Party的美国前总统Bill Clinton 同学,欧不,美国前总统Bill
Clinton老师的夫人,前国务卿Mrs Hillary Clinton 和 美国白宫前著名女实习生 上
官婉儿,欧不 ,。。。美国前总统Bill Clinton老师的夫人,前国务卿Mrs Hillary
Clinto... 阅读全帖 |
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F*Q 发帖数: 3259 | 25 Clinton 和 Lewinsky把Oval Office转换成了Oral Office,楼上真的不知道? |
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g***r 发帖数: 285 | 26 There is one episode in Soporano, where the kids in school asked Tony's son
where is his corleone money, he said something like, you know, i'm only
coming in at the tail end of it; sometimes I feels like being a physician is
really like the mobsters, that you still have a huge house to show for, a
mistress somewhere, but you don't have the guys armed with machine guns
guarding your money back in Italy anymore,
Back in the 50s physicians could charge whatever and medicare would pay for
it, and in |
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e*****a 发帖数: 1334 | 27 Some good points. Cheer up, haha. This number seems a little bit high. In
the 2009 match, about 40% graduates from my school chose primary care career
. With the fixed slots for specialties and increasing medical school
enrollment, more AMGs will be "forced" into PCP. Plus, there are always IMGs
, and more Dr. NPs and physician assistants......
incoming students in med school will not go into primary care, i just wonder
when i get to 70 years ole, i will not be able to find a primary care
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h***n 发帖数: 108 | 28 上周美国大选结束了,一周以来有些思考想要一吐为快。
八年前希拉里竞选的时候,我以小人之心,制造过一个谣言,希拉里成功当选后的第一
件事是处决莱温斯基,然后是解放伊朗,北朝鲜,再由中情局干掉掉习近平,普京,最
后是挑战伊丽莎白二世,一统世界成为希拉里女王。她在和奥巴马达成协议退出总统竞
选,而成为国务卿,我的预言当然也不算术了,但是看看她做国务卿的四年,做成了哪
些事呢,不但塔利班没有消灭,又多出个头疼的伊斯兰国。中国有句古语,一屋不扫,
何以平天下,当年家庭问题都处理不好,如何托付天下与她。政治家们有那么重要么,
特朗普没有一点从政经历也能胜选就证明了这一点。朋友发给我的罗马帝国时代的哲学
家西塞罗就在公元前43年总结过当时的社会现象,政客们是最高一层社会等级,2000年
过去了,还是没有变。
*Cicero, of the Roman Empire, wrote this about the situation during his
lifetime*:
1. The poor - work & work.
2. The rich - exploit the poor.
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h***n 发帖数: 108 | 29 上周美国大选结束了,一周以来有些思考想要一吐为快。
八年前希拉里竞选的时候,我以小人之心,制造过一个谣言,希拉里成功当选后的第一
件事是处决莱温斯基,然后是解放伊朗,北朝鲜,再由中情局干掉掉习近平,普京,最
后是挑战伊丽莎白二世,一统世界成为希拉里女王。她在和奥巴马达成协议退出总统竞
选,而成为国务卿,我的预言当然也不算术了,但是看看她做国务卿的四年,做成了哪
些事呢,不但塔利班没有消灭,又多出个头疼的伊斯兰国。中国有句古语,一屋不扫,
何以平天下,当年家庭问题都处理不好,如何托付天下与她。政治家们有那么重要么,
特朗普没有一点从政经历也能胜选就证明了这一点。朋友发给我的罗马帝国时代的哲学
家西塞罗就在公元前43年总结过当时的社会现象,政客们是最高一层社会等级,2000年
过去了,还是没有变。
*Cicero, of the Roman Empire, wrote this about the situation during his
lifetime*:
1. The poor - work & work.
2. The rich - exploit the poor.
... 阅读全帖 |
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