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s*****n
发帖数: 1998
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来自主题: Military版 - 老将上街记
话说中行曰,疲沓, 加价在法拉盛地下室召开了中国民主政府总统碰头会, 名义总统
中行曰, 大总统疲沓,联合大总统加价愉快地在会后享用了特级盒饭, 盒饭后三位大
总统剔着牙花子,决定到街上吃点甜点。
名义总统中行曰最先出马, 看到迎面来了几个白人男女, 就热情地上去点头哈腰地说
:您好, 请问我们能舔一下你们的尊贵的臀部吗?那几个白人男女抖了抖肩,不明所
以地走开了。
大总统疲沓不满地对名义总统说: 到了民主自由的美利坚, 你还用草但的汉语, 洋
大人能听懂么? 看我的。 正好对面来了一个大白妞, 疲沓就上去用带着闽南腔的英
语说:excuse me, may I lick your。。。
没等疲沓说完,大白妞看了一下面前这个面目猥琐,獐头鼠目的大总统,一翻大白眼,
一拉大白脸,不屑地走了。
联合大总统加价总结道:看来舔眼子也得找对对象, 还是我来吧。 加价看到一个高头
大马的白男,扭着臀部先在白男眼前走了几个来回, 等到白男注意到他之后,结结巴
巴地说:your ass ...
白男勃然大怒,对着加价就是一顿拳打脚踢, 中航约跟疲沓趁乱舔了几口,无奈隔着
裤子,没有吸收到什么营养。
... 阅读全帖

发帖数: 1
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来自主题: Military版 - 老将上街记
“excuse me, may I lick your。。。”
哎哟尼玛不行了
w*********o
发帖数: 3030
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How dare you ask all mighty trump, the dumb dumbs' one true master, to learn
from anyone?
Don't you see they are so mad already that there are decent people in this
world that won't join their ass licking chorus? They are already at the
stage of showing their loyalty by posting their donations, albeit
anonymously. I predict their next step would be denouncing their family
members who won't join their chorus. Too bad they can't and won't denounce
their family in public without a facemask to bett... 阅读全帖
t*******r
发帖数: 238
4
1. Trump = 白人至上 white supremacists:
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/white-supremacists-could-be-wild-card-trump-general-election
2. Trump = Racist
http://www.vox.com/2016/5/9/11635426/donald-trump-rise-racism
3. Trump = Scam, and his whole family is scam artists
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-baja-snap-story.html
4. Trump = Liars liars liars
1.) GOP nominee Donald Trump said in an interview
on Saturday with ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos that he got a letter from
the National Footba... 阅读全帖
w********u
发帖数: 3048
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[在 LR106 (AppleCar_果轮常转) 的大作中提到:]
:may you find peace with your grandma.....
:Hear Me Roar
10 negros fucked your mother,go to lick you mom's creampie
a*****i
发帖数: 2108
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You donkey raping shit eater, ass licking cock master
O*******d
发帖数: 20343
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来自主题: Military版 - 西方说中国人吃饭声音太大
老美吃饭还舔手指头。 肯德基还鼓励公众在吃他家鸡腿时舔手指头。 广告是It's
finger licking good.
d*b
发帖数: 21830
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they want pussy to lick, not shit to eat

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x********e
发帖数: 35261
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来自主题: Military版 - 更为合理的暗号解读 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: xiaxianyue (下弦月), 信区: USANews
标 题: 更为合理的暗号解读
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Nov 4 13:24:28 2016, 美东)
http://beforeitsnews.com/scandals/2016/11/breaking-the-language-of-a-pedophile-wikileaks-reveals-secret-sex-code-talk-2436730.html
Here is few words of the Pedophilia Dictionary ( there are more im working
on). This is a breaking story, I have done my best to cross reference slang
terms, so the ones without a link are only by one source. Sorry, Not a
popular subject….
Cheese ... 阅读全帖
l***c
发帖数: 1634
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来自主题: Military版 - 一句话可以让白右落荒而逃
然后有29%的华人会说:
"yes, yes, master, this is your country. Let me lick your ass while you get
rid of AA"
l**o
发帖数: 1240
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No, unless you are licking a dead body
[在 yliu5038 (Ying Liu) 的大作中提到:]
:舌头会粘上么?
d********9
发帖数: 3927
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Trump wants their cash not their licking tongue. HAHA.
D**********r
发帖数: 602
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Word Offensiveness
1. felch 83% (click to vote)
2. cunt 83% (click to vote)
3. Alabama hot pocket 83% (click to vote)
4. skullfuck 83% (click to vote)
5. cum dumpster 82% (click to vote)
6. Fucking hell 82% (click to vote)
7. cock-juggling thunder cunt 82% (click to vote)
8. rusty trombone 82% (click to vote)
9. blumpkin 82% (click to vote)
10. Cleveland Steame... 阅读全帖
G****e
发帖数: 1912
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一堆不认识的词,
1. felch 83% (click to vote)
2. cunt 83% (click to vote)
3. Alabama hot pocket 83% (click to vote)
4. skullfuck 83% (click to vote)
5. cum dumpster 82% (click to vote)
6. Fucking hell 82% (click to vote)
7. cock-juggling thunder cunt 82% (click to vote)
8. rusty trombone 82% (click to vote)
9. blumpkin 82% (click to vote)
10. Cleveland Steamer 82% (... 阅读全帖
S*****d
发帖数: 930
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你在搞笑吧,连低智商烙印都跪舔?被烙印Manager虐傻了?
大中华区那个发展不比烙印强?更别说同是东亚人种的日韩。
要不是苏联从中作梗,二战后与本就是盟国的老美联手,亚洲霸主还有小日本什么事?
钓鱼岛就根本不会给日本,现在也不会有南海问题。
尼玛台湾不能产航母?2千万人的地方要产航母干嘛???
台湾完全独立自主研发的裕隆汽车甩烙印的TATA十条街,更别说电子技术等产品。
台湾的军事技术被美帝压制不能大搞,否则原子弹等早就出来了。
烙印牛逼在嘴炮一流,给主子Ass Licking水平高,能抢Credit,自己人抱团,
EQ比东亚人强多了,所以能在美帝替主子当拿摩温,
这就是为啥自己国家一坨屎,在美帝打工还行,但牛逼公司的创业者一个没有的根本原
因。
一句话总结烙印---离了主子没法活的种族!

发帖数: 1
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来自主题: Military版 - 无人驾驶汽车不会风行起来的
高速火车是不可能实现的,因为高速下人将无法呼吸,乘客会因窒息而死。——某Phd"
Rail travel at high speed is not possible because passengers, unable to
breathe, would die of asphyxia." -- Dr. Dionysus Lardner, 1793-1859
钻油?用
钻头能钻出石油?你脑子进水了么?——1859年德雷克要勘探石油时候的反对者"Drill
for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy."
-- Workers whom Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for
oil in 1859.
汽车已经没什么可发展的了。这些年内燃机的原理就没有什么改进么。—
—美国科学杂志,1909"That the automobile has reached the limit of its
developmen... 阅读全帖
w*****7
发帖数: 478
c****x
发帖数: 6601
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https://claireliu1997.tumblr.com/post/163890156331/chink-pigs-daughter-
speaks
chink pig’s daughter speaks
Okay, since I am taking over this blog, maybe I should update you guys on
what has been going on in my family. My mom, chink pig–that’s her name–
has been kicked out of my step dad’s house because she was getting crazy
and so my step dad very rightfully decided to put a stop to it and told her
to fuck off. I heard from my step brothers that she’s now working in a run
down massage parlor in ... 阅读全帖
k******7
发帖数: 521
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[在 Chamomiletea (Chamomiletea) 的大作中提到:]
:You are shit to me
go lick your own shit your libtard
c****h
发帖数: 4968
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http://shanghaiist.com/2017/09/27/bbc-uighur-article-deleted.php
BBC deletes dubious article describing Uighurs as 'Eastern European Muslims'
from 'Xinxiang'
As pointed out by Austin Ramzy of the New York Times, James Michael Dorsey
published a strikingly similar piece about a Kashgar craftsman in a February
2014 edition of webzine Perceptive Travel. While the article includes the
same photo, cringeworthy writing and racism toward Han Chinese, it doesn't
mention anything about the old man fighti... 阅读全帖
n****4
发帖数: 12553
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来自主题: Military版 - 内傻逼上玄月是什么几把玩意
脚臭不臭,海日才有发言权。one who has not licked, shall not have speaked . 哈
k**********4
发帖数: 16092
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来自主题: Military版 - 调查一下 请各抒己见
lick my balls your uncle will tell you.
s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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范曾 is a shameless person with very low moral standard. He will lick
anybody's ass so long as it can bring him some advantage.
Remember his article Farewell to Homeland during 64 event?
t******g
发帖数: 183
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来自主题: Military版 - 你以為老共真敢屠台灣人
你以為老共真敢屠台灣人
脖子伸長老共也只敢跪下lick taiwanese balls
老共屠自己人民有點紀錄,打戰沒屠多少
s****t
发帖数: 1535
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看国产片 起码可以披个红色, 你看个棒子片 去lick欧巴的蛋蛋么 恶心
a******g
发帖数: 13519
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I am 老将, from 法拉盛下室。 Can I lick your Ass?
——老将

发帖数: 1
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oh sick my dick


: I am 老将, from 法拉盛下室。 Can I lick your Ass?

: ——老将

b********n
发帖数: 38600
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It's politicians like Rubio who waste his time as a US senator attacking
anything Chinese in order to score political points. He's nothing more than
a brown nosed racist caucasian wannabe unqualified politician sucking/
licking his way to the top. All his anti-Chinese barking is probably his way
of trying to secure some hush Chinese donation. This guy probably will sell
his mother or his own soul to get ahead. It's precisely these type of self-
interest, unethical politicians that's going to be ... 阅读全帖
s***n
发帖数: 593
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种马likes licking pussy.
w*********o
发帖数: 3030
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Now it's time to predict how yellow dump ass kissers are going to lick this.
I already saw sth. like "this must be the sabotage from Dems..."
l****p
发帖数: 27354
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来自主题: Military版 - umami貌似是鲜味
Aroma is the word for a fragrant scent, one that pleases the nose in a way
that makes you lick your lips.
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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来自主题: Military版 - 而不要求制裁以色列
he licks Bibi's balls cause he looooves him

发帖数: 1
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来自主题: Military版 - 能老师是个实诚人
她还招学生吗?
*lick lips*
w*********o
发帖数: 3030
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来自主题: Military版 - 不是上面说主党大获全胜吗
go push your Jew licking fetish to your daughter or son. Hopefully you don't
have any, then you must have a mom or dad.
And stop talking like you are more than one person. Go see a doctor if you
believe that.
c********e
发帖数: 4283
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来自主题: Military版 - 大家对ZTE这个事情很有感触吧
second this
besides, China simply cannot just lick the wound an move on, there is too
much on stake, China cannot afford to cave in.

发帖数: 1
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来自主题: Military版 - 一定要好好把玩,一闻二看三揉
3K
lick, suck, fuck
s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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Can you lick a white cow ?


: 艰难个几把毛。只要学会舔,生活不要太容易。

:

发帖数: 1
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来自主题: Military版 - 逮着谁舔谁的人英语怎么说?
daied who lick who
s*****n
发帖数: 1998
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马克图温算是白人里面少数有良知的人之一, 当初他从密西西比跑到加州, 正逢加州
排华,马克图温写了一个正面的报道,结果自己被闲置了, 这是他成名前的事情
OF course there was a large Chinese population in Virginia--it is the
case with every town and city on the Pacific coast. They are a harmless
race when white men either let them alone or treat them no worse than
dogs; in fact they are almost entirely harmless anyhow, for they
seldom think of resenting the vilest insults or the cruelest injuries.
They are quiet, peaceable, tractable, free from drunkenness, and they
are a... 阅读全帖

发帖数: 1
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来自主题: Military版 - 中华垃圾传承的特点
OF course there was a large Chinese population in Virginia--it is the
case with every town and city on the Pacific coast. They are a harmless
race when white men either let them alone or treat them no worse than
dogs; in fact they are almost entirely harmless anyhow, for they
seldom think of resenting the vilest insults or the cruelest injuries.
They are quiet, peaceable, tractable, free from drunkenness, and they
are as industrious as the day is long. A disorderly Chinaman is rare,
and a lazy o... 阅读全帖

发帖数: 1
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OF course there was a large Chinese population in Virginia--it is the
case with every town and city on the Pacific coast. They are a harmless
race when white men either let them alone or treat them no worse than
dogs; in fact they are almost entirely harmless anyhow, for they
seldom think of resenting the vilest insults or the cruelest injuries.
They are quiet, peaceable, tractable, free from drunkenness, and they
are as industrious as the day is long. A disorderly Chinaman is rare,
and a lazy o... 阅读全帖
k**********4
发帖数: 16092
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he had licked too much today, now he is full of IT.

index.
b********c
发帖数: 318
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来自主题: Military版 - 华人的大妈是性饥渴,性变态
who cries to lick white woman's asshole?

发帖数: 1
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来自主题: Military版 - 其实俺估摸着华人将是美国主流
你煞笔了,
engineering重要的话, 轮不到你。 跳楼那个清华的顶你5个不止。
事实是, 你和洗脚这种马屁精越来越多, 说明了leadership, ass-licking最重要。
w*********o
发帖数: 3030
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来自主题: Military版 - 关于出生权,其实床破是对的
Hi dumb ass, the majority in HK has yellow skin and majority in US has white
skin.
Why not lick at the angle of that "merit based" blah blah, maybe try to
image how you can make your yellow skin to have more "merit" points in your
master's eye.
m*****n
发帖数: 3575
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Good night, my sweet !!
What's up? So, finally I have the opportunity to write to you. Of course,
all horny things that we talked to want us to have reached sufficient
strength, and I really hope that we become. And it's true, I could feel
burning, reading your emails .. So, because of your desire I share with you
a little fancy dreams ..
We sat together, holding bed. I feel your heat on my thighs. Your hand is
around my shoulder and my ear you Coliseum finger and stroking my neck. You
look at m... 阅读全帖
w*********o
发帖数: 3030
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来自主题: Military版 - 华人的绝对逻辑智商是比白人差
The million dollar question is, how does dump think of White vs. Jewish?
My guess is, whichever that would make his seedlings see more greens. I
wonder how would yellow dump ass kissers lick that one.
w*********o
发帖数: 3030
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Hi dumb dumb, that publication relation firm made the terrible mistake of
painting those little mobster in training as tiny angels by claiming none of
them chanted "build the wall"
He was there and you are not. None of those MAGA kids or their handlers
denied on camera that there were "build the wall" chanting.
And clearly, constant practice didn't make your dump licking perfect. That
MAGA hat pretty much is your master's way of saying "build the wall" and
pretty much anyone who still have some... 阅读全帖
w*********o
发帖数: 3030
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Looks like you have some free time from running your family brothel too.
What happened, not enough other yellow dump kissers supply their children
for your entertainment and profit making?
You should really learn from your parents and work your children harder.
The same goes for all other yellow dump kissers who think you are attacking
me by spreading false information.
Really, it won't work ever simply because it is not true. Your lot really
should focus on your dump licking, maybe try to use E... 阅读全帖

发帖数: 1
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来自主题: Military版 - 晚上我给你们奔一个
In contrast, Razor shit was licking the last-quarter-moon's pussy like a
fucking crazy hound
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