m******n 发帖数: 6327 | 1 http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2007/11/6076_joe_bidens_amaz.html
Joe Biden's Amazing Numerical Recall
Following Joe Biden on the campaign trail earlier today, I heard him address
the issues of education and high-speed internet access at the Iowa Valley
Continuing Education Conference Center in Marshalltown, Iowa. Biden drifted
off and on prepared remarks, shifting from his written notes to paragraphs
of memorized stump speech to long, off-the-cuff monologues. The result was a
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d*b 发帖数: 424 | 2 That's because russel peters has been in the business for a long time.
Quality wise I think Joe beats him easily. Just go to youtube and pick a
random piece from Russel peters. The guy blah blah blah for 10 mins and
probably have a couple of funny lines. Joe's style is like Jay Leno or Conan
O'brien's monologue. He has a punchline almost every other line. |
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l******a 发帖数: 3803 | 3
on
NYC
That's the point!
If I'm allowed to draw a tentative conclusion of the last two years, I would
have come up with this:
there are two hard iron-clad facts that virtually everyone knows but half
them try to cover it up, the other half find it risk to do so:
1. O'Dumba is shitload of African con.
2. Apple is a company of cult followers.
Weighing the two, I find the latter at least has a good product line-up to
back it up.
Jay Leno in his late night monologue:
... we have joked a helleva of ... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z 发帖数: 29846 | 4 April 26, 2012 by David Robertson
In case you missed it, a prostitution scandal involving the U.S. Secret
Service has occurred in a place named Columbia. At least that is what the
FoxNews.com website keeps saying in its stories.
For example, a FoxNews.com story dated 24 April 2012 starts with the
following statement:
Three more Secret Service employees are being forced out in connection
with the prostitution scandal in Columbia, agency assistant Director Paul S
. Morrissey said Tuesday ev... 阅读全帖 |
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f*********g 发帖数: 1637 | 5 Inside the campaign: How Mitt Romney stumbled - POLITICO.com Print View
Stuart Stevens, Mitt Romney’s top strategist, knew his candidate’s
convention speech needed a memorable mix of loft and grace if he was going
to bound out of Tampa with an authentic chance to win the presidency. So
Stevens, bypassing the speechwriting staff at the campaign’s Boston
headquarters, assigned the sensitive task of drafting it to Peter Wehner, a
veteran of the last three Republican White Houses and one of the part... 阅读全帖 |
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s*********e 发帖数: 1814 | 7 No, Rubio had not even participated in any debates.
He was doing monologues that happened to be at the same location as GOP
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b*****o 发帖数: 6080 | 8 Why #OscarsSoWhite Was #SoWrong
Feb 29, 201615,403 views154 Likes61 CommentsShare on LinkedInShare on
FacebookShare on Twitter
For those of you who know me solely through LinkedIn and business, you are
unlikely to know of the other hat I occasionally wear as my family's
archivist, historian, and spokesperson.
To get you in the loop: the maternal side of my family were prominent
filmmakers, and it is safe to say that my great-uncle Louis B. Mayer, who co
-founded M-G-M and in 1926 conceived of th... 阅读全帖 |
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b*****d 发帖数: 61690 | 9 If the Oscars were all about diversity, why the crude Asian joke?
It seemed we were talking about diversity about every five minutes at the
Oscars.
Chris Rock opened his monologue by saying he’d never be the host if he had
to be nominated for the job. We all got the joke — Chris Rock is black, and
for the second year in the row, not a single actor nominated for an Oscar
was black.
But they also weren’t Asian or Latino. Representation is a problem in
Hollywood for all minorities, but all night lo... 阅读全帖 |
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r*s 发帖数: 2555 | 11 2016/04/27
A federal judge on Wednesday sentenced former House speaker J. Dennis
Hastert to one year and three months in federal prison — a term above what
prosecutors had recommended and one that clearly took into account the
sexual abuse allegations that generated the criminal case against the
Illinois Republican.
Prosecutors called the sentence a “day of reckoning” for a man who was
once a revered high school teacher and wrestling coach in Illinois and who
ascended to the highest ranks of Ame... 阅读全帖 |
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T**********e 发帖数: 29576 | 13 Bill Maher On Donald Trump: ‘This Is Not Bipartisan, This Is Bipolar’
“Real Time” host Bill Maher roasted President Donald Trump on Friday night
over his repeated flip-flopping on key policy decisions.
“We’ve weathered in this country Hurricane Harvey and Hurricane Irma, and
now we’re back to worrying about Shitstorm Donald,” joked Maher during his
opening monologue.
With his ever changing stances on various important issues, Maher said the
commander in chief probably “thinks he’s being bipartis... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****B 发帖数: 4796 | 14 下面这篇文章挺有意思的。床铺根本就没想要当总统。他只是想利用选举给自己增加知
名度。他竞选团队里头的人也没指望他当总统。结果他意外当选了,现在竞选团队里的
人反而麻烦了。另外床铺一开始组阁时候的混乱也说明他根本也没有预料或者期待当选。
Donald Trump Didn’t Want to Be President
On the afternoon of November 8, 2016, Kellyanne Conway settled into her
glass office at Trump Tower. Right up until the last weeks of the race, the
campaign headquarters had remained a listless place. All that seemed to
distinguish it from a corporate back office were a few posters with right-
wing slogans.
Conway, the campaign’s manager, ... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****B 发帖数: 4796 | 15 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: WCNMLGB (CCC), 信区: Military
标 题: 金球奖今年几大输家Get Out,Post,Dunkirk,Call me by your name
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 8 17:37:04 2018, 美东)
之前都是热门,结果吃了一堆零蛋
Get Out, The Post and Dunkirk Snubbed at the Golden Globes
Andee Erickson
Critically acclaimed films including Get Out, The Post and Dunkirk failed to
win any Golden Globe awards Sunday night, despite high praise for the
pictures leading into the year’s first major award show.
Greta Gerwig’s Lady Bird nabbed the top nod i... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 16 我就喜欢Tucker。他看问题很犀利,比Hannity有深度的多。他是fox为数不多敢每期请
左臂到节目上辩论的。他的monologue也非常好。rating不如Hannity是因为收视率高,
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发帖数: 1 | 17 Oreiley本身是个作家,他的Monologue全美无双。
但因他比较中立,立场较缓和,所以自从美国出了个川普之后,Hannity的实际收视率
就超过了他。
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c****x 发帖数: 6601 | 18 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: cccpwx (暱稱太短), 信区: Military
标 题: 堕落和迷失的美国 ZZ
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jun 20 05:04:44 2018, 美东)
来源: 大叔一枚
(一)
美国的堕落,主要是指精英阶层。
第一,政治精英阶层的堕落。
现实中美国的堕落开始于什么时候,这个我不清楚。但在我的认知范围内,始作佣者是
男克林顿。
首先,他的竞选口号是“这是经济问题,笨蛋!”(原话“It's the economy, stupid
!”)他其实有若干个其它口号,这个本来在内部小范围使用,但是最后成了他最出名
的口号。这个口号简单有力,嚷嚷起来令人爽快。但其致命问题是那个骂人模式。没有
其他总统竞选人用这种带侮辱性的口号,而且如此深入人心。好像撕开了政治竞选某一
个方面的遮羞布,这其实对大众有腐蚀作用。
其次,是男克林顿的性丑闻事件。在克林顿时代,美国的经济显示出蒸蒸日上的气象,
大众的精神面貌也很向上,所以普遍认为克林顿搞经济有一套,还有,据说他搞政治也
很有一套,如果没有这个丑闻,他很有可能会成为... 阅读全帖 |
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s*********r 发帖数: 9493 | 21 对主子忠心的小太监jerrycasper (Cat) |
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m*******e 发帖数: 13 | 23 【 以下文字转载自 LosAngeles 讨论区 】
发信人: monologue (是谁导演这场戏), 信区: LosAngeles
标 题: Complain一下妈妈乐抽油烟机
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Sep 5 14:31:46 2011, 美东)
上上周在San Gabriel的妈妈乐抽油烟机店里订了一台油烟机. 在店里的时候sales guy
给我们演示了电视广告里看到的所有实验,什么在不同牌子的抽油烟机上方放一个大盖
子然后用尺量能吹起多高,还有揭示别的牌子的自动清洗功能有多假,还说别人怎么抄袭
他们的专利...总之说的天花乱坠的. 我们当时也就这么被骗了
过了整整一周才来安装. 安装之前跟我说我们油烟机上面不是柜子,所以要加60块钱,我
们也就答应了后来也给了他钱. 结果装好之后第一次用,才开了左边一个风扇,油烟机上
方的抽风管和油烟机就彻底脱开了. 另外抽风管和墙上的抽封口之间也漏风. 打电话问
了原来他们就是随便把管子插插,从来不密封的. 我真不能想象抽油烟机的抽风管不密
封还怎么工作? 那不是下面抽上面散油烟嘛! 于是我想把我们原来抽风管上的罩子... 阅读全帖 |
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a******o 发帖数: 261 | 24 It is almost always better to do it in person. You get far more feedback
that way, including a lot of non-verbal clues which you just won't get
otherwise. It will give you an opportunity to adjust - this is something
that's much harder to do over the phone.
Something similar to this is presenting to a group - I always felt far less
comfortable when it is done via conference phone. Ex: if there's a long
silence after the monologue, was that b/c the group was confused, bored, or
agreeing in unis... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****r 发帖数: 4016 | 25 最近申请citi att more的有福了。
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/t-promo-free-iphone-6s-204552978.html
AT&T’s new promo will give you a free iPhone 6s
For the next three weeks, AT&T is offering prospective iPhone 6s and iPhone
6s Plus buyers a rather rare “buy one get one free” deal.
....
Black Friday may have come and gone, but there’s an incredible iPhone 6s
deal available via AT&T that’s flying a bit under the radar. For the next
three weeks, AT&T is offering prospective iPhone 6s and iPhone 6s Plus
buyers ... 阅读全帖 |
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l***a 发帖数: 519 | 26 我一个朋友总说他四岁就认识3千个字 五岁就都忘了,所以他坚决不推娃认字。我觉得
挺有道理。
现在我女儿最喜欢一边画画搭积木一边自说自唱很投入的monologue, 我就躲在旁边憋
笑偷拍的份儿。她画的画搭的东西经常给我惊喜,我觉得她的创造力远超我小的时候,
很棒很棒。 |
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m*********7 发帖数: 5207 | 27 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: moonflower7 (teddybearmom), 信区: Military
标 题: 从保护儿童角度写了一封抗议ABC的公开信
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 29 15:40:14 2013, 美东)
虽然我相信那个叫Braxton的小孩家教是有问题的,但是为了分化瓦解敌人,目前一定
要强调他的天真无辜,让ABC承担所有责任。Jimmy不是唯一犯错的人,他背后的创作团
队都应该受到家长和老师的口诛笔伐。
信件题目:Protect Our Children from Malicious TV Programs (请集思广益提供更好
的题目)
Dear parents and teachers,
As parents and teachers, we do our best to nurture our children. We teach
them good values, guide them in the right directions when they make mistakes
; we p... 阅读全帖 |
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G**T 发帖数: 2610 | 30 我家娃没出什么问题啊,过了一段时间,那种典型的叛逆行为就没了。
我觉得我们家的平衡好像是,是非对错要跟娃说清楚,尤其要用娃能听懂的语言而不是
大人的逻辑,这个我们从来不含糊 - 所以我们跟孩子话很多(讲很长的道理得是个
双向的讨论,不是单向的monologue, 娃会睡着的),孩子至少从来没有-一次都没有
--困惑过。(捎带着说,对开发娃的智力很有好处,最近有几个相当好玩又感动的故
事,哪天我灌篇长的来说说)
但惩罚的力度,其实可以随情况调整的。 立规矩行为的二阶导数是,娃遵守规矩根本
就不是为了不被惩罚 - 这个“二阶规矩”见仁见智的事儿,我就不多啰嗦了。 |
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l**g 发帖数: 2859 | 31 Well, because you replied my post, I assumed that you wanted to have a
conversation with me. I'm sorry I made a wrong assumption. For the sake of courtesy, I also replied yours.
In order to avoid future confusion, if you just wanted to express yourself,
may I suggest you not reply to anybody's post, at least mine, and just
talk by yourself.
Many thanks and enjoy the monologue...hehe... |
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g*****u 发帖数: 14294 | 32 按照解剖学名字看待就好了。
不是还有一出The Vagina Monologues嘛。 |
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c********r 发帖数: 128 | 33 There are three very basic steps:
Step 1: Kick yourself. Seriously. Here's an example straight from my
internal monologue: "You are an idiot. You had money in your hand and you
cast it into the wind so you could tan your bald head on some beach. Well
done, meathead."
Step 2: Get over it. Or drink the Hemlock. Living in regret is for chumps.
Step 3: Get back to work with a clear mind.
That's pretty much it. I'm over the missed trade; it's time to go back to
work. |
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c**********N 发帖数: 1273 | 34 刊登之前一定要慎重,为了不引起公众的反感,最好是从Anti school violence, anti
-school shooting 来下手。因为我们面向的是美国人。如果能把那个妈妈口吻写的信
放上去会更好,因为最近的青少年暴力, 学校枪击案是每个人心中的痛,尽量少提
kill chinese,因为我们不得不承认美国近几十年的舆论宣传是把中国当敌人来看待的
。好多美国人背后对中国人是有敌意的。我个人认为这封信有理有据,直击要害,如果
再加上谴责Disney这个靠儿童赚钱的大后台,会让公众引起共鸣。不知这封信可不可以
放上去,如果能的话,我们就有了替我们说话的英文媒体,可以达到事半功倍的效果。
发信人: hellod (hd), 信区: Military
标 题: CNN网友评论
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Oct 31 17:29:29 2013, 美东)
回文参考这个。
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/29/showbiz/jimmy-kimmel-china-apolog
by moonflower7 (teddybearmom)
As pa... 阅读全帖 |
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c**********N 发帖数: 1273 | 35 刊登之前一定要慎重,为了不引起公众的反感,最好是从Anti school violence, anti
-school shooting 来下手。因为我们面向的是美国人。如果能把那个妈妈口吻写的信
放上去会更好,因为最近的青少年暴力, 学校枪击案是每个人心中的痛,尽量少提
kill chinese,因为我们不得不承认美国近几十年的舆论宣传是把中国当敌人来看待的
。好多美国人背后对中国人是有敌意的。我个人认为这封信有理有据,直击要害,如果
再加上谴责Disney这个靠儿童赚钱的大后台,会让公众引起共鸣。不知这封信可不可以
放上去,如果能的话,我们就有了替我们说话的英文媒体,可以达到事半功倍的效果。
发信人: hellod (hd), 信区: Military
标 题: CNN网友评论
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Oct 31 17:29:29 2013, 美东)
回文参考这个。
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/29/showbiz/jimmy-kimmel-china-apolog
by moonflower7 (teddybearmom)
As pa... 阅读全帖 |
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z****1 发帖数: 1103 | 37 【 以下文字转载自 NewJersey 讨论区 】
发信人: zl3341 (li), 信区: NewJersey
标 题: 如何提高网上曝光率:抗议Jimmy Kimmel种族歧视言论 Facebook
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Nov 8 19:18:54 2013, 美东)
请版主置顶。
ABC正在竭尽全力在美国主流媒体和Internet上封杀我们华人的声音。我们要通过自己
的力量把我们的意愿传达出去。
这篇文章包括了几个网络平台上提高曝光率的文案。文字经过设计,可直接发表。建议
并且可以改动,但请保留链接。
全文及图片请访问 serena-yang.com/against-jimmy-kimmel-hat-speech/
This article provies you sample copy to use on Facebook, Twitter, Google+,
Weibo, Articles. Let's stop Jimmy Kimmel's hate speech.
Share our voice on Facebook:
Copy 1: prom... 阅读全帖 |
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o******8 发帖数: 620 | 38 这里的comedy是什么?RTP有standup? 推荐推荐?
难道有相声听?好像姜昆来过。。。
现在只能听每天11:35的monologue了。
己一年去个一次
吃,在我们这儿
没办法,这儿有
musical, |
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y**y 发帖数: 1261 | 39 Hand. 我有时间就会看,昨天有几个hightlights:
1.开场白 - Jay 一下子从梦中惊醒,自言自语: It's good to be home...
2.去neighbourhood找tonight show 要用的采访桌,然后就在别人家desk采访guest,
有randy jackson,笑死我了..
3.monologue几句后说: I am very nervous because Opera and Dave are watching..
.(Superbowl's ad)
BTW - 昨晚 David Letterman's openning: Good evening, I am D..L, same name,
same time" |
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r**********a 发帖数: 1067 | 41 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: moonflower7 (teddybearmom), 信区: Military
标 题: 从保护儿童角度写了一封抗议ABC的公开信
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 29 15:40:14 2013, 美东)
虽然我相信那个叫Braxton的小孩家教是有问题的,但是为了分化瓦解敌人,目前一定
要强调他的天真无辜,让ABC承担所有责任。Jimmy不是唯一犯错的人,他背后的创作团
队都应该受到家长和老师的口诛笔伐。
信件题目:Protect Our Children from Malicious TV Programs (请集思广益提供更好
的题目)
Dear parents and teachers,
As parents and teachers, we do our best to nurture our children. We teach
them good values, guide them in the right directions when they make mistakes
; we p... 阅读全帖 |
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c******n 发帖数: 5697 | 44 这些talk show host不知讽刺中国人多少次了
这次这个kimmel算很不错的,不是他故意要骂中国人,只是想把这个故意让小孩胡说八
道的节目发挥到底
关于骂中国人,Jay Leno的writers一个惯用的题材就是说中国小孩都是童工:
"And in Missouri, Republican State Senator Jane Cunningham has introduced a
bill that would eliminate her state's child labor laws," Jay Leno said in
his opening monologue. "Well, yeah, why should the 10-year-olds in China be
getting all the good factory jobs, huh?"
Jay Leno的写jokes的人一旦没有题材,就骂中国人小孩都是童工
kimmel还不是故意的,Jay Leno是故意的,但我觉得其实无所谓,只要是好笑就行了,
我觉得小孩胡说八道挺好玩的,这本来就是让小孩瞎说话的幽默所... 阅读全帖 |
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c******n 发帖数: 5697 | 45 这些talk show host不知讽刺中国人多少次了
这次这个kimmel算很不错的,不是他故意要骂中国人,只是想把这个故意让小孩胡说八
道的节目发挥到底
关于骂中国人,Jay Leno的writers一个惯用的题材就是说中国小孩都是童工:
"And in Missouri, Republican State Senator Jane Cunningham has introduced a
bill that would eliminate her state's child labor laws," Jay Leno said in
his opening monologue. "Well, yeah, why should the 10-year-olds in China be
getting all the good factory jobs, huh?"
Jay Leno的写jokes的人一旦没有题材,就骂中国人小孩都是童工
kimmel还不是故意的,Jay Leno是故意的,但我觉得其实无所谓,只要是好笑就行了,
我觉得小孩胡说八道挺好玩的,这本来就是让小孩瞎说话的幽默所... 阅读全帖 |
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z****1 发帖数: 1103 | 46 【 以下文字转载自 NewJersey 讨论区 】
发信人: zl3341 (li), 信区: NewJersey
标 题: 如何提高网上曝光率:抗议Jimmy Kimmel种族歧视言论 Facebook
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Nov 8 19:18:54 2013, 美东)
请版主置顶。
ABC正在竭尽全力在美国主流媒体和Internet上封杀我们华人的声音。我们要通过自己
的力量把我们的意愿传达出去。
这篇文章包括了几个网络平台上提高曝光率的文案。文字经过设计,可直接发表。建议
并且可以改动,但请保留链接。
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P********L 发帖数: 31 | 47 以下是Pasadena图书馆主馆及分馆二月部分活动预告. 所有活动免费对公众开放, 无需
出示借书卡或当地居民证明, 欢迎所有有兴趣的朋友前来参加. 个别活动因场地有限须
提前报名(此类活动会在预告中注明). 如有问题请致电(626)744-4066查询.
主馆和9个分馆地址: http://ww5.cityofpasadena.net/library/libraries/
更多活动请见: http://ww5.cityofpasadena.net/library/library-events/
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Ceiling in the Floor
Join us for a free performance of Ceiling in the Floor, the story of two
artists whose friendship was pulled apart by one’s struggle with depression
told through dance, monologue and live music. A moving experie... 阅读全帖 |
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Y*****2 发帖数: 38613 | 48 有个很有名的话剧叫vagina monologue.
vagina是很能拿的上台面的词
中国就用“私处” 代替 |
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d**i 发帖数: 9682 | 49 vagina monologues绝对是女权主义者的yy,建议不要上演过这个剧的女人。 |
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