S****9
发帖数: 8108 | 1 赫赫，搞笑跟一个，声明是ZT哈:
那天老美突然问了我句：你们中文里关于做爱，有多少种表达方法？
来一则，发生在我和另外一名美国留学生之间。当时他们都已经被诸如“戊、戌、
戍、戎、戒”或者“己、已、巳”这样的汉字给折腾得快疯了，我很得意，经常有
意无意就在他们面前夸耀中文的博大精深。结果有一天，这老美终于忍不住了
那天我又跟他们说起中文里关于“妻子”有多少种说法，“吃饭”又有多少种说法，
如此等等。说着说着，这老美突然问了我一句：“K，你们中文里关于做爱，
有多少种表达方法？”
我听他这么问，也没想许多，就拿出张纸来开始给他写，穷举了从文雅的
云雨交媾到粗俗的XX（注，此为屏蔽）等大概三十来种中文里关于做爱的
表达方式，完了把纸递给他，心想：你小子这下得服气了吧？
孰料那老美接过纸后扫了一眼，淡淡说道：“K，我们英语里关于做爱的表
达方式实在是太多了，一张纸写不下，今晚回去我e-mail给你吧。”
我愣住了，茫然地点了点头，说了声好。
那天晚上，我在自己的邮箱里看到了下面这份长得不像话的列表……
English words and phrases for sexual intercour... 阅读全帖 |
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m******8
发帖数: 2153 | 3 So, you’ve been eyeing that smart, attractive scientist you’re lucky
enough to know personally. You’re intrigued. Your scientist is smart, funny
, confident. Visions of Louis de Broglie or Rosalind Franklin putting on
their safety glasses and lab coats to come to do experiments with you runs
through your head..
Who can blame you? Science is a sexy occupation.
But scientists aren’t like the bimbos you usually pick up at the bar. Nor
are they the assholes you ladies continually fall for. No, scien... 阅读全帖 |
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U********n
发帖数: 1010 | 4 OMG, I almost spell nookie here.
What a shame.
发信人: Ultragreen (特绿), 信区: Stock
标 题: Re: 如何看一个大的单子 是出货还是进货？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Apr 23 19:51:47 2011, 美东)
Can you explain with more detail, I can not understand it fully?
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u********e
发帖数: 4950 | 5 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
Ultragreen (特绿) 于 (Sat Apr 23 19:45:42 2011, 美东) 提到:
假如有个股票，平时是几K的交易量，忽然，一个几个M的一个单子。
哪里能看到这个是有人在大量卖 还是买啊？
虽然知道，有人买就有人卖，但是想知道，是
一个人卖，几千人买，
还是
一个人买，几千人卖？
还是没有办法知道？
具体是UNG周四盘尾的时候有个大订单，如何看啊？
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Ultragreen (特绿) 于 (Sat Apr 23 19:51:47 2011, 美东) 提到:
Can you explain with more detail, I can not understand it fully?
I am totally newbie here.
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Ultragreen (特绿) 于 (Sat Apr 23 19:5... 阅读全帖 |
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h****n
发帖数: 1268 | 6 Nookies Too
4.0 star rating
197 reviews Rating Details
Categories: Restaurants Breakfast & Brunch Restaurants Burgers Restaurants
American (Traditional) Breakfast & Brunch, Burgers, American (Traditional)
[Edit]
2112 N Halsted St
(between Dickens Ave & Webster Ave)
Chicago, IL 60614
Neighborhood: Lincoln Park
(773) 327-1400
又是一家brunch， 恩， 相比较前面的， 我觉得价格上还算有优势吧
肯定不值得为了去吃一次开车过去的， 顶多就是正好在那边逛街或办事， 停下来，
休息一下~ |
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h****n
发帖数: 1268 | 7 Nookies Too
4.0 star rating
197 reviews Rating Details
Categories: Restaurants Breakfast & Brunch Restaurants Burgers Restaurants
American (Traditional) Breakfast & Brunch, Burgers, American (Traditional)
[Edit]
2112 N Halsted St
(between Dickens Ave & Webster Ave)
Chicago, IL 60614
Neighborhood: Lincoln Park
(773) 327-1400
又是一家brunch， 恩， 相比较前面的， 我觉得价格上还算有优势吧
肯定不值得为了去吃一次开车过去的， 顶多就是正好在那边逛街或办事， 停下来，
休息一下~ |
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d*****d
发帖数: 10658 | 8 I need to get a nookie
I need to get some poontang
I'm gonna get me a piece of tail tonight |
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j***6
发帖数: 107 | 9 英语里有一个文字游戏叫做anagram，是把一个单词或词组的组成字母拆散后再重新组
合成新的单词或词组，如果新的单词含义与旧的有某种关联那就更好。
例如：
Dormitory = dirty room
Mother-in-law = woman Hitler
华盛顿邮报星期天有个专栏叫做style invitational，有一次请读者给名人作自
传，要求该＂自传＂只能用名人的名字中所包含的字母来写成，例如 Monica Lewinsky
的＂自传＂中，就不能出现 Bill Clinton，Linda Tripp，Kenneth
Starr 等名字，于是 bill 成了 willie (william jefferson Clinton)， linda 成了
lin 等等。
获得大奖的征文是
Monica Lewinsky:
Well, I was, like, a woman, y’know. William was, y’know, like, a man. So I
’m, like, so lonely. Willie is, like, well, Willie. Anywa... 阅读全帖 |
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b*******n
发帖数: 1267 | 10 How to Become a Cult Guru
or, You Too Can Induce Mass Suicide
by Phil Milstein
Becoming a cult leader is not as tough as you might think. All it takes is a
little charisma and some insecure, feeble-minded followers. The reasons you
might wanna become one are many -- it pays well (and all of it tax-exempt),
you get lotsa nookie, you can get other people to do your laundry, etc. As
a cult guru, it is kind of tough to get health insurance benefits, but that'
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