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d**********r
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Noooo Noooo Noooo
正宗美国餐可不是麦当劳什么。
正宗美国餐是甜得发腻的苹果饼,酸得发痒的鸡翅,和稀得像屎的豆子泥。
高,大,上
s***c
发帖数: 1926
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第八部分
从Calgary的成品油储藏中心出来,Dude-walkby已经有十八个小时没有怎么休息过。从
十七岁他第一次来到温哥华开始,他就一直对这两个相距八百公里的城市之间的气候差
异而感到惊奇。现在这个时候,Calgary已经下了两场雪了,而温哥华却只是秋雨涟涟
。因为下雪,穿越落矶山脉的一号横加高速公路更难走了,十二个小时的车程往往得跑
上二十来个钟头。特别是像他开的这种后面拖两节油罐的trailer,就得更加小心。每
次他出车,他那个跟他差不多胖的老婆总要关照一句:“Drive smart, and don’t f*
ck it up, dude!”
“Okay, I will! I’ll check you up every two hours to make sure you’re not
sleeping around!” 差不多每次他出门之前都要拍一拍老婆的肥臀,开一句这样的玩
笑让她宽一宽心, 然后带上她给他装好的garlic sausage(有乌克兰血统的德裔加拿大
人的家传特色香肠,这种背景的加拿大人在内陆省份尤其的多。)。
“She’s a good woman... 阅读全帖
x******g
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The question is:
"Should we let the Chinese live?"
男女白孩说:“Yyeeees!
自恨老将的外发女儿叫到:Noooo!"

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NOOOO!
James O'Keefe Video: DNC Schemes to Bully Women at Trump Rally
Aaron Black, the deputy rapid response director for the DNC is caught on
camera bragging about his involvement with the Chicago Trump protest that
turned violent in March. In this video he schemes about getting men to bully
women at a Trump rally, saying "That is what I'm going to do. That is the
hit."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwzy-dIozLA

it
c*******d
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Trump从来没有遇见过mitbbs的华人小红帽, 遇见以后,Trump就会嘲笑川粉:
The little Chinese,I love you people. You have been learning so hard to
look like us whites, but you will never become white. No way. .. No way...
No Way。 Noooo way. We have a Chinese congresswoman in the capital to
represent NYC. Here name is “Mulan Judy Chu”, but she is not really
Chinese,She is Taiwanese. You little Chinese red hats will Make America
Great Again.
C****t
发帖数: 3813
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来自主题: USANews版 - mitbbs的华人小红帽最近少了
戴小红帽的恶心人的最近少了,小红帽的川粉jerrycasper就是个送外卖的, 恶心死人
,连续举报我. 川粉是mitbbs 上最垃圾的一堆,绝大多数靠政府救济吃饭, trump只
要看见他们就会嘲笑,这些人,看你的长相,就不是右派。
Trump从来没有遇见过mitbbs的华人小红帽, 遇见以后,Trump就会嘲笑:These
little Chinese,I love you people. You have been learning so hard to look
like us whites, but you will never become white. No way. .. No way... No
Way. Noooo way. We have a Chinese congresswoman in the capital to
represent NYC, Her name is “Mulan Judy Chu”, but she is not really Chinese
,She
is Taiwanese. You little Chinese red ha... 阅读全帖
E****a
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R***U
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来自主题: Living版 - 房子后院是一条马路
Noooo Way
f********l
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来自主题: Living版 - 请教有关screen door--纱门
- 正大门口,你们装纱门吗?
NOOOO!

的?
f*********e
发帖数: 8453
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来自主题: Living版 - 请问这个condo值得买么? (转载)
Noooo
J**S
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我GOOGLE,发现有人说LAMINATE不能GLUE OR NAIL DOWN.
NOOOO!!!...laminate flooring is designed to "float". If it is nailed,
screwed or fastened to anything, it can expand and buckle, or shrink and
separate.
b**********y
发帖数: 7371
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来自主题: Living版 - 三星的冰箱质量好吗
NOOOO,Jose,远离棒子货
d*******s
发帖数: 2689
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - pregnancy question.
But we planed to go back camping this comming weekend. this means I need
carry my camping gear (about 35lb to 40lb) and hiking for about 1~2 miles to
the camping site.
NOOOO
h******y
发帖数: 3501
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - 小人说梦话
晚上,小人睡的正香,突然翻个身,说:"妈咪,爸爸抢我的面条吃!" 然后又继续
呼呼了。LD笑的内伤。
另一个晚上,小人睡的正香,我起床去洗手间,小人突然坐起来,"Swiper Swiper
Noooo swiping!"我不假思索的跟了一句"OH MAN!" 然后小人就心满意足的又趟下
继续呼呼了。
T********3
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想都不用想,noooo
y****i
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妈妈准备好水,叫娃来洗脸。OK
娃用半分钟在粉色和蓝色的毛巾中间调了蓝色的。NO
娃折毛巾, 一分钟后折好扔到水里,NO
用手指头蘸水开始洗手。OK
一分钟后按照妈妈的示范开始洗手。OK
发现用了肥皂之后水里会有泡泡,开始用手指头戳泡泡。OK
妈妈提醒要开始洗脸。OK
娃说要把所有的泡泡戳玩之后再洗。NO, maximum 1 min only
终于准备开始用毛巾洗脸,先用了一分钟把毛巾卷起来,然后把水拧出来,把毛巾搭在
脸上,拉下来扔在水里。NO
妈妈警告如果自己不好好洗妈妈会帮你洗,警告无效,妈妈开始上手,OK
娃反抗并且开始哭,说毛巾把她的脸擦疼了,Maybe true
经过安抚五分钟后哭泣停了,NO
继续洗脸。OK
洗屁屁快一些,因为一直是妈妈帮她洗,OK
然后让她自己回房间穿上内裤睡裤。不一会儿娃没声儿了,妈妈到房间找她,从玩具下
面把娃翻出来,娃大笑。NO
回卫生间准备刷牙。娃反复念叨N遍“别刷到我的舌头上”,NO
换了M个姿势,照了L回镜子以后,说要先漱一个口。NO
端起杯子喝下一口漱口水,Swallowed rinse? Oh NOOOO.
然后重复N遍“别刷到我的舌头... 阅读全帖
j****9
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来自主题: Stock版 - 今天马金靠了。
Noooo, you didn't.
m******l
发帖数: 1690
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来自主题: Stock版 - OPEN
noooo.
t*****n
发帖数: 1218
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来自主题: Stock版 - 疼割TZA!
NOOOO
t******s
发帖数: 378
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来自主题: Stock版 - FB - 能烧否?
NOooo
g*********5
发帖数: 1145
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Noooo I hate myself!!!
H*****D
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d********1
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来自主题: EB23版 - 今年的名额会不会被浪费?
noooo..
hope noooooo
i am sure nooooooooo
Mr. O also says nooooo
lets pray nooooooo
t***e
发帖数: 3601
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NOOOO, you have to get approval notice. because it is not h1b transfer
anymore once you switched to F1.
But you don't need new quota. You can still use your old h1b quota and can
start work as soon as h1b is approved.
C*******y
发帖数: 54
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来自主题: Boston版 - Go Patriots!
noooo
q**********n
发帖数: 4160
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来自主题: Carolinas版 - 端午的粽子
oh~Miss Nooono~
oh noooo~ 这已经是我的口头禅了
B**********e
发帖数: 211
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来自主题: Chicago版 - Just another joke (zz)
Noooo, you're wrong~
r*********a
发帖数: 184
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来自主题: Chicago版 - woodfeild的Todai关门了~~
Oh noooo!!!
J******6
发帖数: 1401
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 洛杉矶的声望就这么不好吗?
NOOOO, 图的确是老三本人啊,你们都没见过老三?
m*******n
发帖数: 5103
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来自主题: Seattle版 - 代:单女征友
Noooo!!! 怎么会是 I don't care?打回去再读一遍。
m***i
发帖数: 431
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来自主题: Texas版 - 三三的爱心蛋糕,,
oh, Noooo, 后悔s了
W********t
发帖数: 8514
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - 在NIH工作的人都住在哪里?
noooo. people in WV take MARC everyday, not a big deal....
B*****e
发帖数: 9375
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来自主题: Football版 - 竞技委员会在开会
NOOOO!!!! This has nothing to do with Peyton's mobility.
Their passing game is mostly predicated on chuck and clear, within 2-3 yards
, to get a clean release.
Even the quickest and most nimble QB -- Steve Young, Randall Cunningham --
would not have finished grabbing the ball from the center yet when his WRs
go beyond 1 yard, yet, passing interference can already be called?
Good grief.
A*****a
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还是那句“难得糊涂”。什么事情都装糊涂:
Oh really? Sorry I didn't follow news lately.
I don't watch TV.
I don't have time to listen to the radio.
No idea. No clue. Help me out there.
还不能让人觉得对世事漠不关心:
Oh. Noooo.
Well, that's very interesting.
Awesome
Terrific
Fabulous
I bet it is.
Holly cow.
六四感想一则
p****u
发帖数: 22764
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来自主题: NCAA版 - 明大要输掉了。
Noooo, Wisc
u***t
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来自主题: Pingpong版 - 一年一度的奔又来了
Noooo...a skinny dude who's born in Taiwan but came to US at age 3 or
something. He uses JPen.
As of the ladies, I've never lost to them either - I barely played them - I
was at KC, Warren's level 2 years ago...
J********9
发帖数: 36508
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来自主题: Pingpong版 - [合集] 一年一度的奔又来了
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SmartFarter (想放就放我最响亮) 于 (Tue Jul 27 01:13:37 2010, 美东) 提到:
事先声明,实在是惨不忍睹,打算骂人的就免进了。纯娱乐。
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKGhVN5flw
版主,快给包子。
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usatt (usatt) 于 (Tue Jul 27 01:31:40 2010, 美东) 提到:
8错8错...可惜我没包子

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junkywind (飘扬的垃圾) 于 (Tue Jul 27 01:41:10 2010, 美东) 提到:
google?
这桌,这地,也忒寒碜了吧。。。。。。比人marvell差多了。
你们得好好跟board反应反应。
这俩都在club没见过
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k***z
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Noooo, I dis-approve! :P
z*i
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来自主题: Soccer版 - 老墨解说真幽默
法比亚~~~~~~~~~NOOOO
b**k
发帖数: 11850
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来自主题: Tennis版 - how about this?
noooo
their LDs will be pissed!!!!!
w**********5
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"Did you go to school until you're 8 years old? I think you quit school
before you were 10. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS! OR END UP BEING A UMPIRE!"
2008年澳网,对阵长名,罗迪克对主裁非常不满,最后爆发
”你是不是上学只上到8岁啊?我觉得你应该10岁就辍学了吧。”然后对着观众喊:“
孩子们,好好学习!要不然以后就跟他一样,只能当主裁了!”
"Why do I always get idiots? COME ON!"
2016年维也纳对阵安德森时,由于主裁的争议判罚,特洛伊基抱怨道:”为什么我遇到
的主裁都是智障啊?我的天”
INTERVIEWER: "He asked me to ask you: morning suit or kilt for the wedding?"
*crowd yelling "kilt"*
ANDY (awkardly laughing) :"I think eh...relax! relax! (crowd laughin... 阅读全帖
c***a
发帖数: 309
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - weekend 打了点live poker
noooo...
k**0
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天气预报明天6AM停雪,Noooo, 我还指望不上班的
s*****a
发帖数: 438
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来自主题: Fashion版 - American like high cheekbone?
noooo...i so wanna go to koran to have a surgery ...
wh
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 【影】生为女鬼:《Lovely Bones》
谢谢morningllc推荐《The Lord of the Rings》导演Peter Jackson 2009年拍的这部
《Lovely Bones》,讲14岁的花季少女被中年男邻居诱骗杀害,惊恐失措的鬼魂在生死
两界之间飘荡,与濒于崩溃的家人、逍遥法外并又盯上她妹妹的凶手、以及爱恨未了的
自己艰难摆平。
电影来自同名畅销小说,从头弥漫着青春凄美的文学气息。一个清婉的少女声音打开她
一生的回忆——两岁时,她从玻璃球里的企鹅身上第一次感到孤独:“He was all
alone in there, and I worried for him.”
英俊而体贴的爸爸安慰说:“He’s trapped in a perfect world. Don’t worry,
kiddo. He has a nice life.” 可这安慰如此凄凉不祥。女儿转眼亭亭玉立,细白的
皮肤,薄薄的嘴唇,洒着几粒雀斑的鼻梁,微卷的软发,敏感的眼神,永远的青春。
14岁生日时她得到一只相机,一时沉醉其中,狂拍一切:
“I loved the way the photo could capture a mome... 阅读全帖
V**n
发帖数: 560
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来自主题: Movie版 - Amy Adams全素颜几乎认不出了
白人女的拿掉眼睫毛 洗掉眼妆确实就那样。
我看到时还赞了一下真实,
这片子 起床和 睡前拍的实在太好了!
Cooper 把Bale 辛辛苦苦弄好的假发搞乱了的时候,
全场惊呼 ---NOOOO !!!!!
c***n
发帖数: 1511
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来自主题: Music版 - 【翻唱】cadgn -- (and others)
【翻唱】cadgn -- (and others)
ID: cadgn
歌名:
MIC: AT2020 USB
Software: GarageBand
创作说明:
上次爬梯的时候刚开始练,于是就奔了半首。现在总算折腾全了,请大家指教。
一个体会是,有些歌不仅是技术活,更是体力活!
同时也列出一些其他的翻唱版本,特点是各有不同风格非常有意思。
我的版本:
歌词:
I let it fall, my heart,
And as it fell you rose to claim it
It was dark and I was over
Until you kissed my lips and you saved me
My hands, they're strong
But my knees were far too weak
To stand in your arms
Without falling to your feet
But there's a side to you
That I n... 阅读全帖
k***r
发帖数: 4260
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来自主题: PhotoGear版 - sony nex possible 20% off
awkward grip on nex3, noooo good.
r******m
发帖数: 5550
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NOOOO~ I am not one of the 怪叔叔s
c*******o
发帖数: 27734
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最后一个那个日文的“noooo”好听。。。
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