f****r
发帖数: 311 | 1
hehe. That's interesting. I got some more:
Business ethics
British fashion
Christian Scientists
Clearly misunderstand
Found missing
Genuine imitation
Rap music
Democratic Leadership
Small crowd
Now, I am terribly pleased that we got so many funny phrase. :) |
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l*****v
发帖数: 26 | 2 #20 Found missing
#19 Resident alien
#18 Airline food
#17 Same difference
#16 Government organization
#15 Sanitary landfill
#14 Alone together
#13 Business ethics
#12 Sweet sorrow
#11 Military intelligence
#10 Plastic glasses
#9 Terribly pleased
#8 Definite Maybe
#7 Pretty Ugly
#6 Computer Security
#5 Political science
#4 Diet ice cream
#3 Working vacation
#2 Exact estimate
#1 Microsoft Work |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 3 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: tgbqaz (qz), 信区: Military
标 题: 美国国歌？一个丢人的JOKE，如果了解历史。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Sep 26 21:25:01 2014, 美东)
别舔了
美国国歌好听个ass
国歌都是从英国剽窃的
是英国醉酒纵欲俱乐部会歌
美国国歌歌词歌颂1812年战争。美国惹是生非悍然入侵加拿大，却反而给加拿大英国联
军大败，烧了白宫，丢尽颜面。
美国国歌歌曲剽窃英国纵酒寻欢会所会歌
Anacreontic Society就是 Glee Club，中国会所
古希腊阿那克里翁体不就是歌颂饮酒，作爱，寻欢作乐
美国国歌音乐就是英国阿那克里翁会歌
一个国家写不出一首国歌，居然剽窃一个不体面俱乐部会歌，简直是耻辱
歌词反英而歌曲窃自英伦，简直精神分裂，oxymoron
高音两个八度，90%美国人都要唱到声嘶力竭象杀猪
这么joke国歌，世界笑柄，现在居然让舔美一族泪流满面。撕下画皮看看历史，看看神
圣后面的荒唐。
我觉得最好听俄国国歌
其次如果中国用歌唱祖国
其次O Canada! Our h... 阅读全帖 |
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G**********e
发帖数: 55 | 4 "真诚征形婚"这个有文法错误啊，整个的oxymoron! 哈哈哈！ |
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y********k
发帖数: 677 | 5 K, I admit it wasn't nice to use "ugly" but it's the first word that came to
my mind when I read "不想破坏家，也不想放下女人". Not to be too cynical,
but what kind of oxymoron question is this?! If you wanna remain married to
a guy then there's no way you can have a woman on the side without breaking
the family. Unless of course, you are psychopathic and can turn a blind eye
to other's pain.
Whoever wrote the post is certainly not Lily. What she wants to be is more
like Katie in Tipping the velvet and Vita S... 阅读全帖 |
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y********k
发帖数: 677 | 6 K, I admit it wasn't nice to use "ugly" but it's the first word that came to
my mind when I read "不想破坏家，也不想放下女人". Not to be too cynical,
but what kind of oxymoron question is this?! If you wanna remain married to
a guy then there's no way you can have a woman on the side without breaking
the family. Unless of course, you are psychopathic and can turn a blind eye
to other's pain.
Whoever wrote the post is certainly not Lily. What she wants to be is more
like Katie in Tipping the velvet and Vita S... 阅读全帖 |
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E*****m
发帖数: 25615 | 8 信仰就是相信沒證據的東西, 所以要 serious faith 是 oxymoron,
沒這種東西。 |
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w*****9
发帖数: 2193 | 9 “我想你”好像有点过于直接。“想你”又“不说”，是个矛盾修辞，oxymoron。呵呵。 |
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S****9
发帖数: 8108 | 10 明白了。你说oxymoron是矛盾的意思吧。我想的是，虽然写下来了，但并没给“你”看
，也没有对“你”用嘴说出来，所以仍算“不说”。你大概想说这挺矫情的吧，呵呵呵。
和写法。我看诗少，一己之见，见笑。欢迎继续交流贴诗。 |
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w*****9
发帖数: 2193 | 11 哈哈，言重。oxymoron就是矛盾修辞，是正当修辞手法之一，呵呵，古希腊就有，现代
文学里用得更多，没有不好的意思。你我角度不同：我从读者的角度看，诗中的“你”
指代读者，第二人称的目的通常是为了拉近与读者的距离、让读者可以代入、同感；此
诗写下来、发表出来，就相当于对“你”“说”了。你从作者的角度看，“你”是指作
者心中的你，与读者无干，那就等于没对你说。那也可以理解。楼上兄弟说就喜欢这样
的不说，那是心有灵犀一点通了，呵呵。
呵。 |
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c**c
发帖数: 2593 | 12 Yeah...predicting the unpredictable, fathoming the unfathomable,
sounds like oxymoron, but that's where the fun is. My advisor once
said that back in 1995 when he was reviewing a paper about the
first P2P network prototype, he was like "what the hell, who would
ever use this thing!" and most of the other reviewers held similar
opinions. It turned out that P2P really caught on now, ironically
thanks to the lackluster adoption of the IP Multicast schemes which
my advisor worked on for a long time. |
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c****t
发帖数: 19049 | 13 THE GHASTLY ORDEAL OF TIMOTHY CAVENDISH
One bright dusk, four, five, no, my God, six summers ago, I strolled along a
Greenwich
avenue of mature chestnuts and mock oranges in a state of grace. Those
Regency residences
number among London’s costliest properties, but should you ever inherit one
, dear Reader, sell
it, don’t live in it. Houses like these secrete some dark sorcery that
transforms their owners into
fruitcakes. One such victim, an ex-chief of Rhodesian police, had, on the
evening in qu... 阅读全帖 |
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R*o
发帖数: 3781 | 15 Here we confront a major problem with Calvinism: its denial of God's infinit
e love for all. That God would choose to save only a select few and leave th
e rest to suffer eternal damnation would be contrary to His very nature of i
nfinite love and mercy as the Bible presents Him, and as shall be documented
in the process of examining Calvinism from Scripture.
Incredibly, however, the very damnation of perhaps billions is said by the C
alvinist to have been foreordained from eternity past because... 阅读全帖 |
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l**********t
发帖数: 5754 | 16
典。
如果你同意神是全知全能全善，你的论证是不成立的。
如果你不同意神是全知全能全善，你和基督徒是不同的“公理"体系，无法论证。
so you/your posts and logics is an oxymoron. |
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l**********t
发帖数: 5754 | 17
神导进化论 is a oxymoron.
这个版最大的谜题是leonana 有没有灵魂？我认为有，leonana 要定义。 |
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l**********t
发帖数: 5754 | 18 "错误的信仰" is an oxymoron. |
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b*p
发帖数: 242 | 19 That's what I call oxymoron.So you do understand in the end. Then why
pretend? |
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w******x
发帖数: 4396 | 20 so how do you propose decisions to be made to be perfectly fair, so that
retributions come in effect instantly given present technology and human
psyche?
in a sense, your free market anarchism is an oxymoron. it's a government/
political system for a population so advanced, so ethical and so morally
upright, that doesn't need it. it's a system for the gods. |
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p****e
发帖数: 1028 | 22 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
overzhou (ACA) 于 (Fri Jul 15 16:43:44 2005) 提到:
hoho
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viamedia (Mens conscia recti) 于 (Fri Jul 15 16:57:06 2005) 提到:
现在水care 户口
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oxymoron (网络评论员) 于 (Fri Jul 15 18:18:39 2005) 提到:
还是有很多人care的。
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ninea (三三得九) 于 (Fri Jul 15 18:44:44 2005) 提到:
上海户口在上海和美国绿卡在美国一样重要，
当然，你要是超级牛X随用随拿那令当别论。
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s*********0
发帖数: 2045 | 23 今天看别人吐槽Win8一会Desktop模式，一会Metro模式不知所措有感。还有人吐槽
start menu的消失。不禁想起一篇96年苹果发布的神文：
http://sites.csn.edu/cg/html/mac/mac_advantages/why_people_pref
里面果粉纷纷吐槽Win95的缺点，尤其是不习惯在GUI和DOS之间切换：
To accompany the dual OSes comes a two-headed convention of naming files
under Windows—and DOS—dreadfully a confused Push-Me-Pull-You that rears
its beastly head(s?) every time you switch OSes or share files with others..
.. It can go a long way in making the Start menu an oxymoron. Better have a
good memory when using D... 阅读全帖 |
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c**c
发帖数: 2593 | 24 【 以下文字转载自 SciFiction 讨论区,原文如下 】
发信人: calc (calc), 信区: SciFiction
标 题: Re: [ZZ:Wired] Sterling on singularity
发信站: Unknown Space - 未名空间 (Tue Sep 7 02:35:52 2004) WWW-POST
Yeah...predicting the unpredictable, fathoming the unfathomable,
sounds like oxymoron, but that's where the fun is. My advisor once
said that back in 1995 when he was reviewing a paper about the
first P2P network prototype, he was like "what the hell, who would
ever use this thing!" and most of the other reviewers held similar |
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c*****t
发帖数: 1879 | 25 Two issues.
1. As magicfat has pointed out, you have a race condition. Normally,
you need to check-and-check-again to verify the value. That is:
instance = map.get (i);
if (instance == null)
{
synchronized (...)
{
instance = map.get (i); // very important!
if (instance == null)
{
// instantiation
}
}
}
2. Note that, synchronized map itself requires locking! This is a major
issue. This is oxymoron because you wasted a lot of code and essentially
still |
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p*****2
发帖数: 21240 | 27 Larry Page has already killed many useless projects at Google after he took
over CEO. He should put Go on his list of projects to cut next. This is
oxymoron. It doesn’t solve any problem except Barb Darrow learned static
typing!
Larry Page should know by now why Google failed miserably in social space by
funding these type of morons to keep themselves busy by building useless
thing and using Google name to market it. |
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os
发帖数: 81 | 28 osted from LISF
Download Address: http://www.lanken.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=58
Biometrics and Network Security.
ISBN: 0-13-101549-4, Prentice Hall PTR, December 2003.
288 Pages, Paperback.
The complete guide to implementing biometric security solutions
for your network. Network security has become the latter-day equivalent
of oxymoronic terms like "jumbo shrimp" and "exact estimate." Newspaper
headlines are routinely peppered with incidents of hackers thwarting
the security put forth by th |
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g*****t
发帖数: 53 | 29 IBNR, thank you so much for your opinion, which makes me realize that my
situation may not be as an oxymoron as it looks like. Hopefully that it will
turn out that they view my taking exams as an asset, instead of liability. |
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G********t
发帖数: 334 | 30 ‘成功的博士后’is an oxymoron... |
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f*****0
发帖数: 489 | 31
it doesn't exist: that's like a very tall dwarf - an oxymoron. |
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A******y
发帖数: 2041 | 32 Your boss is a big bull but no money. That's oxymoron. In my opinion, you
either move on or sue your department. Btw, what you just told us is
considered hearsay. If you have solid evidence of you being let go is
simply due to funding, then you have a case (you also need 50-100k up front
for a good lawyer). |
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y****u
发帖数: 4511 | 33 Such an oxymoron really happens. My boss is a Niu in my department even
whole engineering college, it's true that he once had plenty of funds. Now
all the funds go to the end and he just cannot support so many students in
his group. And we students have to find a way to support ourselves.
you
front |
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a***n
发帖数: 578 | 34 【 以下文字转载自 WorldNews 讨论区,原文如下 】
发信人: madman (NaN), 信区: WorldNews
标 题: Re: First human cloned
发信站: The unknown SPACE (Fri Dec 27 16:02:18 2002), 转信
Evidence was not presented yet, will be available.
The baby girl was names "Eve."
Four more clones are coming in weeks.
The sect Raelians are followers of Rael, a former race car driver, who went
abord an alien ship and was entertained by voluptuous female robots (is this
an oxymoron or not?).
The group of scientists gave "Not that you would, but that |
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z****a
发帖数: 150 | 35 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
scrub2008 (jobsmac) 于 (Sat Aug 2 14:42:21 2008) 提到:
What type of pleural effusion is transudate with low PH, glucose and high
LDH?
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adeno (天夺其魄) 于 (Sat Aug 2 16:02:25 2008) 提到:
Sounds like an oxymoron :)
Maybe in patients with severe acidosis, hypoglycemia and hemolysis?
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adeno (天夺其魄) 于 (Sat Aug 2 16:37:09 2008) 提到:
pleural inflammation causes exudate instead o |
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q**i
发帖数: 174 | 37 no pro (not even an amaturer, :))
when you say "the expansion of the universe is accelerating", does that
mean the universe is not only expanding, but also at an ever faster speed or
increasing rate of expansion?
IF space-time is undefined in singularity, is it possible that singularity
was everywhere in the universe at the time of the big bang? (I know using
"was" and "everywhere" with singularity is kind of oxymoron. What I want
to express is the possibility that singularity could be filling t |
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t****z
发帖数: 8931 | 38 oxymoron. if it is tenure, there is no expiration and it is protected from summary dismissal.
发信人: nirenkon (你扛), 信区: Complain
标 题: Re: 投诉Military版版主camel无理封禁本id
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 7 13:43:06 2007)
Camel's tenure has more than expired. Support goodegg. |
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t****z
发帖数: 8931 | 39 来自主题: Medicalpractice版 - 圣诞的意义 基督和peace是oxymoron |
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o**********e
发帖数: 18403 | 40 These days, one only has to mention Chinese human rights to get snickers
from Americans and the western media. Admit it, the Chinese culture is
known for food, customs (some disturbing) and test-taking. But Chinese
human rights? Oh Come on. Isn't that an oxymoron?
Two great rivers ran through the Chinese Americans. The first river, the
Western Democratic Tradition, originated in the Ancient Greece. This river
coursed through Hellenistic empires, dried to a trinkle, preserved through
two ... 阅读全帖 |
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D******n
发帖数: 2836 | 41 的确data scientist有点oxymoron。 在处理data问题上比较多的是工程上的问题，很
多craftsmanship的东西。
。
不过data engineer听起来好像是改数据专家一样。
data artist 比较矫情。
data cruncher，太低级？
data modeling， data management， data analysis 。。。。。 |
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a***o
发帖数: 3734 | 42 老刑的这个斑竹选举本身就是个自相矛盾的狗屁oxymoron。买买提是个商业机构，至少
现在是个商业机构了。老刑想必是大股东，你见过哪个商业机构搞民主选举的？你在公
司里投票选manager,director,ceo?
买买提同时还是党的舆论阵地，你啥时候见过党搞选举了？除了买买提类型的“选举”？
所以你们就不要拿跟鸡毛当令箭，该干嘛干嘛，灌的高兴就灌，灌的不高兴就滚蛋，你
还真以为这买买提的天下，这后清的天下是你们大家的？ |
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b**t
发帖数: 656 | 43 转载的图
我的意思是这种有颜色的图
Finally, if you enable the "Colored Prices" option for a SharpChart, here
are the rules that we use:
* If the previous day's closing value is less than or equal to the
closing value for the current day, draw the current day's candlestick in
black.
* If the previous day's closing value is more than the closing value for
the current day, draw the current day's candlestick in red.
Notice that these rules are subtly different from the rules for determining
whether to draw a... 阅读全帖 |
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R****d
发帖数: 309 | 44 Responsible businesses/capitalists is an oxymoron. If the mass doesn't exert
pressure on businesses, no sane businessperson is going to let go profit for
the "general good". Businesses exist for one and only reason - profit, at
whatever social cost it may take. The cruelest form of capitalism didn't
progress to what it is today because the capitalists suddenly find their
conscience. The menace of powerful yet impractical (little did we know how
impractical it was back then) ideas of communism fo |
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a*****i
发帖数: 4391 | 45
be
Because we all know that with a unstable political environment, NOONE makes
money and we all end up losers.
This century is not even 10 years old yet, I think your clam that an
authoritarian capitalism could be efficient and NOT an oxymoron is too early
to call. |
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