o******1
发帖数: 12177 | 1 No, I looked and looked and looked. I even looked at the panty area where
most JPs used to show, but saw nothing. No exposure ... |
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b********e
发帖数: 431 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: byebyetime (再见 时间), 信区: Military
标 题: My sister asked me to take off her clothes ;)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jun 9 10:01:19 2014, 美东)
So I took off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt."
I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes.
"Now take off my bra and panties."
and so I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, I don't want to catch you wearing my things
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b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 3 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: brihand (brihand), 信区: Military
标 题: 纽约华裔便衣警察追捕白人女贼 反被诬袭胸
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon May 25 17:26:16 2015, 美东)
中新网5月25日电 据美国《世界日报》报道，纽约曼哈顿华埠两名华裔便衣警察22日在
街头追捕两名涉嫌偷窃的白人女子，遭对方用拳头袭击脸部。白人女子在现场大喊大叫
称遭警察“摸胸扯内裤”。
当日下午6时左右，两名白人女子在包厘街(Bowery)一家贩零售店内偷窃顾客钱包被发
现，正好在附近巡逻的华裔便衣警察发现后，立即上前阻止行窃，不料两名女子转头就
跑，随即上演一场街头追逐。
两名女嫌被警察截停之后，更出手用拳头袭击警察脸部后，在现场大声叫嚣，“他(便
衣警察)摸我的胸和抓扯我的内裤！”(He touchs my boobies and panties!)并辱骂目
击者。其中一名长发女嫌犯更反咬一口，称警察将她打倒在地。
协助警察追捕嫌犯的民众Joe，对嫌犯称遭警察性骚扰的说法予以否认。他表示，他当
时在包厘街上步行，走... 阅读全帖 |
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z*********e
发帖数: 10149 | 4 PSA: Here's a list of hints a girl likes you. Disclaimer: every girl is
different.
Observe her "baseline behavior" and see if she has deviations from that
behavior. Example: She doesn't touch anyone, but hugs you a lot.
Girls prefer to "create opportunities" for the guy to make a move, rather
than make a move herself. These are clues, not confirmation. Real answer is
to ask her out.
She says compliments like, "Hey, I like your shirt." If she keeps walking,
no go. If she stays to chat? Stop, talk... 阅读全帖 |
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r*******x
发帖数: 558 | 6 Dip the Chip
Bang the Box
Sweep out your Chimney
Streth that Leather
Bump the uglies
Dip and Dive
Shake the sheets
Crack the nut
Get some skank on the hang-low
Ride the baloney pony
Give that dog a bone
Shuck the Oyster
Put some beef in yo'taco
Ride that beef bus to Tuna Town
The lips between the hips
Furry monkey
Smurf crease
bearded oyster
bikini biscuit
Cooter
cherry pie
cat flaps
cha-cha
hairy goblet
the grand canyon
fish taco
cream collector
goodie bag
box of assorted creams
honey pot
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I****4
发帖数: 81 | 7 Without panties? Always? |
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b*******n
发帖数: 5065 | 9 I picked up a long-leg
Silk panty girl to bar.
She is so sexy and
My heart is so empt
after dropping her off.
Love or lust?
Wko knows. |
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l*******8
发帖数: 1416 | 11 你知道尺寸不？ 你还不如直接送VS的gift card |
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s*******e
发帖数: 1010 | 23 华丽丽滴四十五度角仰望裙底？那不是扣兄的招牌动作吗？ |
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G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 43 你into PANTIES？
Missed Netherlander's first goal...while I was getting on the bus and
putting my bike on the thing.
Got off the bus after Brazil's red card, walking with my bike to finish the
game.
Luckily I'm not that into BRA -- not like you girls! Go ARG or Spain! |
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x********u
发帖数: 15396 | 44 corn cob is one of the top 10 items surgically removed from dogs
1. Socks
2. Underwear
3. Panty Hose
4. Rocks
5. Balls
6. Chew Toys
7. Corn Cobs
8. Bones
9. Hair Ties/Ribbons
10. Sticks |
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A*****t
发帖数: 1594 | 46 在下才疏学浅，还真没看出来，看材料色泽，觉得像某种panty似的， 仔细学摸，又觉
得不太对劲；尤其内个，像个眼镜似的，到底是什么东西？ |
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H*******g
发帖数: 6997 | 47 嗯，你是说PANTY+衬衣吧。。。这只能在家里调情的时候用。。。出门了可无用武之地
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h*****e
发帖数: 2988 | 48 Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it.
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired.
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted.
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
Confu... 阅读全帖 |
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h*****e
发帖数: 2988 | 49 Confucius say.....
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!
Confucius say.....
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Confucius say.....
Sailor who get discharged from navy, leave buddies behind.
Confucius say.....
Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk.
Confucius say.....
Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father.
Confucius say.....
Man who sink into woman's arms...will soon find arms in woman's sink.
Confucius say.....
Short man who dan... 阅读全帖 |
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h*****e
发帖数: 2988 | 50 如果不理解 “panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.”，看下面
这张图。 如果还不理解，那我就没办法了. |
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