m******1
发帖数: 19713 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: ye88 (ye88), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 转一个American Born Chinese写的关于Jimmy kimmel 事件的看法
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Nov 3 23:44:40 2013, 美东)
今天一个朋友转过来的， 很长的英文， 不知道大家有没有兴趣看看。
Jimmy Kimmel - kill everyone in China
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All of Jimmy Kimmel’s lines transcribed from the video by me
“kill everyone in China? okay that’s an interesting idea…again.”
“you’re saying build a wall in China? a huge big great kind of a wall?”... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 24893 | 2 大周末。
date周五就和我说好了，要我陪她一起去逛包包店。
我们先逛了coach，两个多小时，就买了两个宝宝，都是皮的，一个pink，一个苹果绿
。我买的单，还好有25%的折扣，算下来连税也还不到700。
我其实逛的累了，可无奈date温言软语，小鸟依人，只好打起精神，学那杨子荣雪夜三
百里，长途奔袭，直取威登。
到了威登，还没进店门，就有一股强大的气场，让我毛发直立，背心发凉。我自幼熟读
水浒，那一刻仿佛听见豹子头林冲一声喊，“高俅死于此树下！”
我还没来得及尿遁，就被女友拖进了威登。
进了店，一切都变得不同了。。。
我一个大男人，也被LV独有的硬塑料感深深地迷住了。难怪女人，都爱威登。
我偷偷把钥匙串上的小水果刀偷偷打开，试着在一个never full上戳了两下,居然连一
点点痕迹都没有，惊叹之下，我手里暗暗加力。。。
突然，一个巨大的黑影把我笼罩住。原来是一个胖胖的女店员，在边上愤怒地盯着我，
双手高举着一个大标牌子，上面写的法语：
“Vous poke it, vous buy it!" |
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发帖数: 3150 | 3 http://www.economist.com/blogs/banyan/2011/12/watching-north-ko
IN ORDINARY times, the North Korean consular office in Dandong, just over
the border in China, can be a hard place to find. It is located on the 21st
floor of the Jia Di Plaza, a riverside hotel and commercial complex. Neither
internet searches nor queries of building staff in the lobby yield much
information. But this week one needed only follow the trail of Chinese and
Korean visitors bearing flowers to pay their respects and best... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 918 | 4 As everyone knows, in order to Buddha and cling to Li Hongzhi secretly, date
of birth to May 13, 1951. This change does not matter, something was wrong.
According to Li Hongzhi's mother Lu Shuzhen's colleague Liang Guiqing
confirmed that Li Hongzhi's parents in May 1951 to establish a relationship,
if Li Hongzhi was born in May 13, 1951, his mother had him on the month of
love. Then he will not become...... You know. Fraud itself is a shame, but
also their causes...... So, treason and heresy. If... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 11762 | 5 That Li Hongzhi's parents in May 1951 to establish a relationship, if Li
Hongzhi was born in May 13, 1951, his mother had him on the month of love.
Then he will not become...... You know. Fraud itself is a shame, but also
their causes...... So, treason and heresy. If you are "fake birthday day
through the streets, behind a number of people to poke his spine.
In addition, in April Hongkong protests was strongly resisted by the
citizens of Hongkong, this is their thing, but a shameful thing. |
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D*V
发帖数: 3096 | 6 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 28 23:24:14 2013, 美东)
这个评论不错！！！
http://entertainment.time.com/2013/10/28/kids-say-the-most-divi
LucindaWingsRia
I'm a fifteen year old California girl, born and raised in the Bay Area. I'm
proud to be an American.
But I also am proud of my Chinese heritage.
Look, I've always been a fan of Jimmy Kimmel. Really. But this obscene,
disgusting, offensive exchange definitely crossed a line.
Discrimination - whether against a certain gender, religion, sexuality,
class, ethnic gr... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1257 | 8 CAT, AT&T 的 CEO 要给国会招去作证
This is outrageous. Government has no business poking their
noses into private business. They cannot tell these companies
how to run business.
The congress and this president is out of control. |
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发帖数: 2406 | 9 just poking some fun at losers who refuse to learn. |
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发帖数: 897 | 10 For the second time in the past two weeks, a tea party Republican has
sparked a miniature media furor by questioning the separation of church and
state.
"I disagree strongly with the concept of separation of church and state,"
Colorado Senate candidate Ken Buck said in a video publicized yesterday. "It
was not written into the Constitution."
Buck made the remark in 2009, but video footage of the event was posted on
liberal website ThinkProgress Tuesday-- just one week after tea party
Republican ... 阅读全帖 |
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l******a
发帖数: 3803 | 11
are
is
this recent past has shown us liberals can really fool public in politics.
but on financial front when it comes to poking pockets by dirty handed
ChangePeople and their reps, even moderate Americans wake up to their
conscience and are aware of the rights now coming under attack.
The late two years have seen how much BaMa could feed his mobs.
Now he is like caged imbecile in the house who can no longer
put his shady hands on tax dollars for favor of ACORN and unions etc,
truckload of mobs... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 12 Here’s a sad statistic: Facebook users spend 23 hours of every month
browsing the website. That’s 500 million people staring at a computer
screen as a social network swallows up 700 billion minutes of their time.
Shouldn’t they all get a life?
The bad news for Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook’s 27-year-old billionaire
creator, is that many people are doing just that. They’re using Facebook
less, or leaving it altogether – which is known, would you believe it, as
“Facebook suicide”.
Figures show that 10... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 13 By Roger D. Luchs
The public's lasting, indeed rising, hostility to ObamaCare has come as a
surprise to the President and his fellow travelers in Congress, but then
omniscience has never been their strong suit.
In 1959, Charles Lindblom, then an associate professor of economics at Yale,
penned a highly influential article entitled "The Science of Muddling
Through." There he analyzed the workings of modern democracies and offered
a compelling explanation for why incremental policy change is a pr... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 14 By Mark Hyman
There has been no shortage of fawning and sycophantic descriptions of Barack
Hussein Obama. His admirers and supporters on the political left and in
the media (although I repeat myself) have showered him with numerous
accolades and lavished him with countless superlatives. According to them,
he is "the most," "the best," "most successful," "the greatest," and so on.
He has been called the most intelligent man ever elected president. Some
believe he is literally a genius. Obama ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2273 | 15 Sioux City, Iowa (CNN) -- A Republican presidential race that has lately
been defined by its negative tone took a sunnier turn Thursday, as the field
of GOP candidates presented closing arguments to voters in the final debate
before January's pivotal Iowa caucuses.
The sharp attacks between the GOP frontrunners that have played out in media
interviews and television ads largely took a backseat in the Sioux City
debate, which was sponsored by the Iowa Republican Party and Fox News.
Who won the de... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4050 | 16 your rear end got poked again. |
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发帖数: 4050 | 17 You fool. I just poke their rear ends with a stick. You got a problem with
that?
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb - 中文网站浏览器 |
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发帖数: 1397 | 18 hoho ... Roland Martin is the one with the big black head, Obama ass-kisser.
I do not think this guy is seriously anti-gay at all - he is probably just
poke some fun - but you can never overestimate fags' viciousness - they can
be serious cannibals when it comes to defending their ass-fucking privileges. |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 19 March 21, 2012 Posted by Shawn Mallow
By now, most all of us who follow politics have heard the collective barking
over Mitt Romney and his dog, Seamus.
Seems in 1983, Mitt saw fit to attach Seamus’ kennel to the top of his car
while driving to a family vacation.
I adore animals, including our clunky, slobbering, faithful doggies. And
while I can’t understand why anyone would pop a pup on the roof of their
car, the way this tail (excuse me, tale) has played out in the current
political realm i... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 20 May 14, 2012 By Steve Young
Mexico’s drug cartels have been battling each other in a furious, violent,
and bloody war that has been going on for the past decade. After a lull in
the fighting during the late 1990s, the violence has steadily worsened since
2000.
The violence is at its worst right along Mexico’s northern border with the
United States where drug cartels are at war in efforts to try to secure
control to safe routes to the U.S. The increased level of violence and
lawlessness even pre... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2539 | 22 " 从微软到facebook, 现代企业不需要富人投资。 华尔街没有什么重大作用。"
Poke,回去查查比尔大门的爷爷和妈妈是干什么的，知道布雷耶是谁么？ |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 23 The letter from the German authorities caught my attention. Mostly because
it was asking for a bunch of money, but also because of what was going on
back home in the U.S.
The letter was to inform me that, because I now live in Germany and because
I have a television connection, I am liable to pay a monthly fee to support
the nation’s public broadcasting system.
Owing to the socialist bent of Germany policies – not to mention the
country’s pressing need to raise a few bucks – I wasn’t all that
su... 阅读全帖 |
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l**1
发帖数: 1875 | 24 atxt means he can poke your holes.
LOl |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 25 “It’s exactly this sort of thing that drives people into the arms of the
NRA.”
by Rick aka Mr. Brutally Honest
This, introduced to the legislature in the state of Washington, is more than
simply alarming:
Forget police drones flying over your house. How about police coming
inside, once a year, to have a look around?
As Orwellian as that sounds, it isn’t hypothetical. The notion of
police home inspections was introduced in a bill last week in Olympia.
That it’s part of one of the majo... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 26 GM Sees Fuel Savings From Slimmer Vehicles .
By DOUG CAMERON
HOUSTON—General Motors Co.'s GM +1.17% chief executive said on Wednesday
that the largest U.S. auto maker by sales aims to cut its vehicles' fuel
consumption by almost 10% by trimming the average weight of new cars
starting with the 2016 model year.
CEO Dan Akerson reiterated his bullish outlook for alternative vehicles,
forecasting that around 500,000 GM cars and trucks with some form of
electrification would be on U.S. roads by 2017.... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 27 AMERICA'S MOST FEARED ECONOMIST
May 1, 2013
You can tell the conservatives liberals fear most because they start being
automatically referred to as "discredited." Ask Sen. Ted Cruz. But no one is
called "discredited" by liberals more often than the inestimable economist
John Lott, author of the groundbreaking book More Guns, Less Crime:
Understanding Crime and Gun Control Laws.
Lott's economic analysis of the effect of concealed-carry laws on violent
crime is the most thoroughly vetted study in ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3942 | 28 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: brihand (brihand), 信区: Military
标 题: 美联社关于ABC道歉的报道
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 28 17:56:57 2013, 美东)
LOS ANGELES (AP) — ABC is apologizing for a segment of "Jimmy Kimmel Live"
in which a child joked about killing Chinese people to help erase the U.S.
debt.
The boy's unscripted comment came during a comedy bit in which youngsters
commented on news events. The skit, aimed at poking fun at childish
politicians, aired last week on Kimmel's late-night talk show.
ABC's apolo... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 293 | 29 作者：Cannaa 于 2012-7-8 09:36 发表于村
关键词：诽谤王立山
今天，美国正义组织收到王立山医生狱中来信。信里附有原医院的帕特医生对王医生的
处理建议。在这个建议中，第一次出现“笔 戳眼”的词汇。这是一个诽谤证据，因为
图尔医生自己的报告并没有“笔”这个字。图尔医生明明白白写着“用手指”("He
pointed finger in to my eyes")。见下图，图尔医生的报告黄线处。还有王立山的批
语。
美国主流媒体，从纽约时报，ＣＢＳ，纽约邮报，到纽黑文小报，众口一致地说王立山
之所以被医院开除，是因为他试图用"笔戳"图尔医生的眼睛( "using a pen and
poking him in the eye")。似乎只有“笔戳眼”才能够格开除一个人，而“手指眼”
是不达标的。
华人没有华语权，只有被别人颠倒黑白诽谤的份。谎言重复千遍就是真理。
回放事件：
5/15/2008 -- 图尔医生指责王医生不在医务室工作，呼叫(pager)不到。王说他就在病
房。两人发生争执。
5/16/2008 -- 第二天，图而医生给院方报告，信里说王医生用手指着他的眼睛。... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 21627 | 30 America the Shrunken
MAY 3, 2014
Frank Bruni
NOT long ago I asked a good friend of mine — one of the smartest men I know
, and one of the most devoted dads — if he thought that his children would
live in a more prosperous America or at least enjoy the same bounty of
opportunities that we had.
His response was instant and unequivocal. No.
“How do you make peace with that?” I said.
He shrugged, laughed bitterly and answered, “I’m hoping to leave them a
lot of money.”
The American dream, 2014 editi... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 31 Scott Walker Trolls Likely Felon Hillary Clinton
by Jammie via Jammie Wearing Fools
No, he’s not poking her over the fact she’s under investigation by those
extremist right-wing ideologues at the Obama Justice Department, but coming
from another angle. It started yesterday with this idiocy from Grandma:
Republicans like Gov. Walker are making it harder to afford college &
pay off debt. Hillary says that’s wrong—watch: https://t.co/5MUicqTUTm
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 11,... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 32 Published on CNS News http://www.cnsnews.com
Rat race: With complaints on rise, NYC redoubles efforts
NEW YORK (AP) — To many in New York City, the rats are winning.
The city's complaint hotline is on pace for a record year of rat calls,
exceeding the more than 24,000 over each of the last two years. Blistering
audits have faulted efforts to fight what one official called a "rat crisis.
" And even jaded New Yorkers were both disgusted and a little impressed by "
Pizza Rat," the plucky rodent i... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 5818 | 33 trump poked 他好几次，都被cruz laugh out，真守纪律 ！
down
iowa |
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发帖数: 16092 | 34 thanks, but poking holes in your analysis is more fun..
can't believe it's on the front page, otherwise you
might get away with it, hehe.
BTW, did you apologize to mynight the other day for
your pointless accusations? |
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b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 35 Rubio: 'My kids were embarrassed' by Trump taunts
By Nick Gass
03/09/16 05:43 PM EST
Marco Rubio expressed regret Wednesday for his recent schoolyard taunts of
Donald Trump, including poking fun at the size of Donald Trump's hands,
mocking his spelling errors on Twitter and speculating that he may have
urinated on himself during a debate.
"My kids were embarrassed by it, and I, you know, if I had to do it again, I
wouldn’t," the Florida senator said in a clip of an MSNBC town hall set to
air in ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2053 | 36 看点主要在群众评论中。。。
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/america-is-great-now-donald-trum
html
America is great now, readers tell Yahoo Finance
Donald Trump undoubtedly disagrees, but a surprising portion of Americans
think their nation is great right now. In 2016. No fooling.
To plumb Trump’s popular campaign slogan, “Make America great again,”
Yahoo Finance recently ran a series of online polls asking our audience when
they felt America was last great. First we asked that open-ended question
on our Facebo... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2239 | 37 Obama took his swipe at Trump as expected, but he also took a swipe at
Hillary; “You’ve got to admit it though, Hillary trying to appeal to young
voters is a little bit like your relative who just signed up for Facebook.
‘Dear America, did you get my poke? Is it appearing on your wall? I’m not
sure I’m using this right. Love, Aunt Hillary.’ It’s not entirely
persuasive.”
Obama went on: “Here we are, my eighth and final appearance at this unique
event and I am excited. If this material works well... 阅读全帖 |
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k***x
发帖数: 6799 | 39 真的，wiki上有的，这家伙身价也在1 billion以上
In January 2007, McMahon started a feud with Donald Trump, which was
featured on major media outlets. Originally Trump wanted to fight McMahon
himself but they came to a deal: both men would pick a representative to
wrestle at WrestleMania 23 in a Hair vs. Hair match. The man whose wrestler
lost would have his head shaved bald. After the contract signing on Raw,
Trump pushed McMahon over the table in the ring onto his head after McMahon
provoked Trump with several f... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 40 Quick Poll, vote for one:
<--- Get poked in both eyes with a sharp stick
<--- Vote for Hillary |
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发帖数: 24594 | 43 THE BLOG
The Five Reasons Donald Trump Will Be Our Next President
Aug 20, 2016 | Updated Aug 20, 2016
Bill_Robinson Business, Technology, Entrepreneurship, Politics & Rock ‘n
Roll Journalist
You won’t see another article like this one anywhere else in the
mainstream news media; certainly not in The Huffington Post.
That’s because it’s blatantly obvious that the media doesn’t want Donald
Trump to be elected President.
Think about it: with the possible exception of Fox News, Breitbart and
Drudge, ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3045 | 44 Honestly, these SNL bits always poke fun at Hillary as well. They portray
her as mechanical, unrelatable, scripted, which are exactly the criticisms
that seem to turn people off and seed distrust.
The idea that these sketches are biased against Trump is ridiculous. They
parody both candidates, which is just fine. Most Hillary supporters are
probably laughing along with these sketches because they accept her as a
faulty, imperfect candidate. Only Trump and his supporters seem to have an
issue wit... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2054 | 45 对了解alt-right应该有帮助.
An Establishment Conservative’s Guide To The Alt-Right
by Allum Bokhari & Milo Yiannopoulos29 Mar 20164584
A specter is haunting the dinner parties, fundraisers and think-tanks of the
Establishment: the specter of the “alternative right.” Young, creative
and eager to commit secular heresies, they have become public enemy number
one to beltway conservatives — more hated, even, than Democrats or loopy
progressives.
The alternative right, more commonly known as the alt-right, is ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 61690 | 47 WikiLeaks on Friday trolled Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton
’s campaign chairman by turning his own words against him.
The transparency website retweeted an Oct. 14 post from John Podesta poking
fun at its leak of his emails.
Podesta seemed to taunt WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, who has taken
refuge in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, in the pre-election message.
Thousands of Podesta's emails were published by the site, and he was teased
for emailing a risotto recipe.
“1. St... 阅读全帖 |
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b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 48 A spokesman for New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio on Tuesday poked fun at a
member of Donald Trump's team after Trump Tower was partially evacuated due
to a suspicious package.
After the evacuation, Sean Spicer, whom the president-elect named as his
White House press secretary, tweeted that the Trump team was back to work at
the Trump Tower after a "false alarm."
"Thanks NYPD," Spicer tweeted.
"No problem. We'll send you the bill," Eric Phillips, spokesman for de
Blasio, responded, sharing the ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3813 | 50 I just poke fun of you. Never mind, have a good day. I must go. |
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