c****0
发帖数: 14490 | 1 来自主题: RuralChina版 - 端午小笑话 和这个有点像：
周末包了一些粽子送给众亲朋好友，拿了两个给那天刚过完生日的那个。
要补充一点，这人是个老外。
我回头发了一条短信：
Me: Microwave zongzi for 30 to 45 seconds before eat it. Let me know if you
like it.
过了三十分钟
It: Yes, the leaves were kind of chewy but I really like the rice and meat.
震惊
Me: You are kidding right?
It: Why is it not meat?
Me: You ate the wrap?
It: No I took the strings off, I know Chinese I am not dummy.
我已经笑岔气了。
Me: Why do you say leaves are chewy?
It: Because they were!
Me: OK. Hope it won't hurt when you poop.
过二十分钟。
It: Haha ... 阅读全帖 |
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c********n
发帖数: 2244 | 2 shit是骂人的话，不管上下文如何，夹了shit的都是骂人的。
有人遛狗，狗的大便叫poop，不能叫dog shit。
人的也不能叫shit，要叫waste。嗯 |
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c*****e
发帖数: 77 | 3 LOL, that is why Obama didn't distance himself from
his pastor, if he did so, Black will call him sell-out,
but even he didn't want to, now he had to, so black
people still call him sell-out, and white morons who
voted for him also felt betryed, this is wonderful
combination.
If any superdelegates still think he is electable,
we can call him poop head.
just
male
To
its
are |
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l******a
发帖数: 3803 | 4 Actually a group of people, seeing unprecedented chance on a guy with
so much empowerment beyond himself like Affirmative action/political
correctness, made a largest poop in the history of american politics.
They gold-plated him and put armor all over him to rush him through for
the presidency.
It has become clearer by days that this BS is the greatest scam ever.
But, sadly, it is not a question of whether this shit sinks America
deeper - of course he will - but, this complete play of orchestr |
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a**t
发帖数: 3833 | 5 To do this, we firstly need to give every poop blacks a decent job, so that
them do not hit you lick. |
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m********e
发帖数: 148 | 6 25.1 in the morning. Came down to 24.9 after I poop. |
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a**t
发帖数: 3833 | 7 The current boardmaster is too old to get any interests from other people,
besides she always re-posted Cao Chang-Qing, which smells like poop. If you
re-post Cao Chang-Qing, please put the author Cao Chang-Qing in the headline.
I strongly recommend we have a new person to refresh the USANews board. |
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C**********a
发帖数: 1472 | 9 Tao is a shit pooped from dirty Jewish assholes |
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d*******2
发帖数: 3045 | 10 For comparison a @CAH email with the subject "Here comes poop" had 46.5%
open/.03% SPAM. |
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y********a
发帖数: 953 | 11 Xilari is a poop eating dog with rabies! |
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s*x
发帖数: 177 | 12 "Trump was such a dirty pig: he didn't wipe his own ass after poop, he had
dedicated woman do that for him!"
"Gosh, this could be next CNN headline; do you have the video/tape?"
"Who the f'ck save those photos for 70 years!" |
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d******y
发帖数: 2787 | 13 You are just another fly from poops named Hillary and literally 马桶
No one can reach the low level as they do except you flies
骂人谁不会啊，有本事讲道理啊【鄙视】
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 13 |
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b**k
发帖数: 1219 | 14
a
" and I do poop it out" |
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a**t
发帖数: 3833 | 15 Whatever , trump poop will make you a fine dinner, shabi |
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D***s
发帖数: 5613 | 16 不应该扣，不只是吃饭，还应该是paid to poop |
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s****r
发帖数: 5546 | 17 Those perverts know they are in lower DEM pecking order than Muslims. So
they'd rather poop in their pants than risking beheaded by a Muslim girl's
father. |
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C****t
发帖数: 3813 | 18 Several trump fans here are just shit. They can eat whatever trump pooped. |
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c*******d
发帖数: 1283 | 19 trumps poop is your gourmet, shabi little red hat |
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c*******d
发帖数: 1283 | 20 trumps poop is your gourmet |
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G*******h
发帖数: 4091 | 21 Nice opinion, from pooping mouth and shit brain! |
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G*******h
发帖数: 4091 | 22 Ur pooping mouth and shit brain were happily laughed! |
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G*******h
发帖数: 4091 | 23 No, I dont defend Trump anything. I just like to laugh at the pooping mouth
and shit brain.
white |
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v********p
发帖数: 249 | 25 肯定有人向这位校长（总监）汇报或抱怨过发现屎这个事实。难道他不知道报过警吗？
他为什么顶峰作案？为什么在自己学校拉屎？为什么每天早晨跑步时拉屎？
我记得有人在学校草场小便被定罪性犯罪者，理由是漏银。这位怎么没有被定罪？ |
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l*h
发帖数: 4124 | 27 他当官的地方和拉屎的地方相隔30迈，他住在离拉屎很近的地方。 |
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m*******p
发帖数: 1978 | 28 it's obvious for some principle they care about, not the money. bathroom
tissue is not expensive either, and it's free.
if you take the perspective that period happens by nature not choice (like
pee or poop), and since bathroom tissue is already free, this in principle
can be free too.
it's not that hard to see the logic really.
of course, the problem with many democrats is they fight for trivia cultural
wars that no one cares, in the process alienating the political centrists.
the problem with... 阅读全帖 |
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b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 29 Beautiful, hilly San Francisco has become known as the city where 20 pounds
of poop was dumped on a sidewalk last week in a clear bag and remained there
for hours. As The Post noted, “human waste-related complaints in San
Francisco have skyrocketed 400 percent from 2008 to 2018,” and “In 2017
alone, more than 21,000 reports were received.” |
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w******e
发帖数: 953 | 30 It is proud to put a man in lady's room to pee there and poop there.
What a shame. |
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w******e
发帖数: 953 | 31 It is proud to put a man in lady's room to pee there and poop there.
What a shame. |
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w******e
发帖数: 953 | 32 It is proud to put a man in lady's room to pee there and poop there.
What a shame. |
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发帖数: 1 | 33 这个要看是不是关键票。如果和党参院51票，众院217票，我宁愿用一票参议院换一票
众议院。
有人说过，国会里的多数党是chicken salad,少数党就是chicken poop.多数党可以
chair所有的委员会，掌控所有的议程。
当然如果要在众院和参院里选一个，那还是参院重要。 |
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M*****8
发帖数: 17722 | 34 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: MB80528 (肥猫(Contrarian)[食MM而肥]), 信区: Military
标 题: 为什么很多人需要宗教，渴求信仰？其实与宗教无关。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 31 00:37:48 2019, 美东)
为什么很多人需要宗教，渴求信仰？其实与宗教无关。
其实绝多数的宗教只是维持传统，教主也是浑浑噩噩。
但许多人信了教，的确舒服了不少，虽然也不知何故。
现在就暂时不考虑如消除寂寞，有活动和气氛等因素。
多数人的精神与肉体的一致并不强，即所谓心不守社。
这种人容易紧张，浮躁，胆怯，不自信，因此有劣势。
而宗教仪式里的祈祷，就有助于心神合一，缓解压力。
所以耶教，伊斯兰教看重祈祷，能提高心神肉体合一。
但想要得到这好处，无须信教，从而避免被谎言洗脑。
迷信违背科学的处女怀孕，天堂地狱，对智慧并无益。
另外也容易被洗脑去从宗教和意识形态间斗争的炮灰。
排除这些累赘，就会省时省力，专注于冥想打坐即得。
这方面最务实的当属中国的道家修炼派，禅宗和瑜伽。
伊斯兰教恐怖分子的自信勇猛，其实源于其精神状... 阅读全帖 |
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b*********3
发帖数: 1709 | 35 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren3 (), 信区: Military
标 题: 这就是美国：10个例子，展示了美国发生了多大变化
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 24 11:26:10 2019, 美东)
This Is America: 10 Examples That Show How Dramatically The U.S. Has Changed
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/america-10-examples-show-how-
dramatically-us-has-changed
Are we on the right track as a nation?
As you ponder that question, here are 10 examples for you to consider that
show how dramatically the U.S. has changed as we approach 2020…
#1 The ACLU ... 阅读全帖 |
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a******e
发帖数: 5411 | 37 9.75% tax?! wow~~~ that is a lot...
fuck the government. they will charge poop tax soon, so nobody can go to
bath room... |
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U*******B
发帖数: 2547 | 38 Hint: they like to poop in water. |
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y*****7
发帖数: 2869 | 39 来自主题: Automobile版 - 最后的纠结 这样？ 我的车就是SILVER的，不知道是不是你说的银灰色，貌似是比较耐脏哈。我从
来不洗，一次没洗，就鸟在我车上POOP了后我才擦一下。。。感觉也是亮堂堂的，哈哈
哈。
高级不高级无所谓，我又不是2B青年，娃哈哈。 |
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f********x
发帖数: 2086 | 42
太气人了
得整，虽然不知道咋整
不能直接去找父母说我怀疑你们小孩划我家车么？ |
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H***m
发帖数: 128 | 43 Call insurance and ask from the advice there. I will call police and file a
case.
Move out the area.
Good luck. |
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j********r
发帖数: 156 | 44 谢谢大家的回复！
搬家真是太折腾，搬到新处又是个未知数。
而且咱这些穷苦的postdoc们只住的起apartment，
apartment的住户流动性很大，很难预测邻居（尤其楼上）。 |
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a*****n
发帖数: 2499 | 47 哭个毛穷，把博士的脸都丢光了，就这点出息？开新车住apartment就得心宽点，过两
年新的就成旧的了。 |
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y***k
发帖数: 9459 | 48 我猜楼主肯定开丰田，要么就是本田，或者其他的反正肯定是日车。 |
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l*****e
发帖数: 16384 | 49 1 报警
2 联系保险公司
3 买枪
4 安装摄像头 |
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