j********8
发帖数: 4 | 1 The following comments are so stupid! How can you say this girl will lose
the case? You don't have any knowlege of law. The girl may sue her mother-in
-law for Battery. Her mother-in-law will definitely be punished in USA.
BTW, if she does not want to be pregnant by 29, it is her right. You cannot
force to be pregant.
By law, have you ever heard the girl must be pregant by 29?
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The parents propose to ask the girl to be pregnant by 29 because research
shows birth by 29 gives sma |
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J*******k
发帖数: 3298 | 2 在google搜索框里面输入“is "可以看到目前困扰美国人的10个问题如下：
1. Is lady gaga a man？
2. Is the world going to end in 2012？
3. Is lady gaga a hermaphrodite？
4. Is Beyonce pregnant？
5. Is Justin Bieber bi？
6. Is bronchitis contagious？
7. Is Miley Cyrus pregnant？
8. Is Facebook going to start charging？
9. Is Verizon getting the iphone?
10.Is pneumonia contagious？
注解：
hermaphrodite：阴阳人
bronchitis ：支气管炎
pneumonia ： 肺炎 |
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x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 3 The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but
I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with
her..
She said, 'I have some really great news!'
I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down,
told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I
told her, 'Th... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****9
发帖数: 9501 | 4 【 以下文字转载自 Piebridge 讨论区 】
发信人: lqm1989 (老球迷), 信区: Piebridge
标 题: Dating with women (zt)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 16 15:37:31 2012, 美东)
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN W... 阅读全帖 |
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g*q
发帖数: 26623 | 5 【 以下文字转载自 SanFrancisco 讨论区 】
发信人: SiVal (Iam), 信区: SanFrancisco
标 题: 共和党议员声称强奸不会导致怀孕
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Aug 19 21:25:39 2012, 美东)
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/story/2012-08-19/todd-a
August 19, 2012 St Louis, MO -- "If it's a legitimate rape, the female body
has ways to try to shut that whole thing down," Akin said of a rape victim's
chances of becoming pregnant.
Todd Akin, who has said he's Missouri's most conservative congressman.
April 21, 1995 Raleigh, N.C. -- Women do not get p... 阅读全帖 |
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N*****m
发帖数: 42603 | 6 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标 题: 在产房傻逼丈夫才发现老婆和侏儒脱衣舞男生出小侏儒
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 10 15:09:48 2014, 美东)
Bride-to-be 'becomes pregnant after having sex with dwarf stripper on hen
night... and husband only realises when she gives birth'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786964/Bride-pregnant-
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发帖数: 4163 | 7 这个转谢蝗虫：
A woman takes her 15-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Mandy. She keeps getting these
cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Mandy a good examination, then turns to the
mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but
your Mandy is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever
been ... 阅读全帖 |
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w*p
发帖数: 16484 | 8 Around half of all fertilized eggs die and are lost (aborted) spontaneously,
usually before the woman knows she is pregnant. Among women who know they
are pregnant, the miscarriage rate is about 15-20%. Most miscarriages occur
during the first 7 weeks of pregnancy.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001488.htm |
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r*s
发帖数: 2555 | 9 Girl was allegedly raped repeatedly by her uncle, who has been arrested
Under Indian law, abortion is not allowed after 20 weeks.
A ten-year old rape victim who was denied an abortion has given birth in
northern India.
The 10-year old delivered a baby girl via Caesarian section at the
Government Medical College and Hospital in Chandigarh, a city in North India.
Both the girl and her baby are in stable condition, according to Dasari
Harish, one of the doctors caring for the girl.
The girl was for... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 753 | 11 my vet told me several things:
1.humans and cats do not share many diseases
2.there are lots of families with pregnant women that raise cats
3.pregnant women should not worry, just stay from the cat shit
4.let your husband to clean up the shit
Over. |
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z*****e
发帖数: 14786 | 12 Cornell的vet网站上看到的，原文链接如下：
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/fhc/brochures/toxo.html
现摘抄几段个人认为重要的：
Toxoplasmosis is usually diagnosed based on the history, signs of illness,
and the results of supportive laboratory tests. Measurement of IgG and IgM
antibodies to Toxoplasma gondii in the blood can help diagnose toxoplasmosis
. The presence of significant IgG antibodies to T. gondii in a healthy cat
suggests that the cat has been previously infected and now is most likely
immune and not excreting oocysts.... 阅读全帖 |
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D********r
发帖数: 522 | 13 You parent-in-law has misunderstanding about the dog and cat. Actually for
pregnant woman it is better to stay away from cats, especially from the
cat littering.
They probably think that is not good for pregnant woman to be closed to
dogs. |
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b******a
发帖数: 12216 | 14 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
fanwh29 (FAN) 于 (Mon Nov 29 12:43:31 2010, 美东) 提到:
版上有没有怀孕了的姐妹,想问问你们是怎么和猫咪保持距离的.
现在LG负责清理扁扁,可是猫咪还是很亲我啊.
老是跳到床上来在握身上踩奶,想让我抱抱和马杀鸡.
姐妹们是怎么办的?
想听听大家的意见.
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samonny (carol) 于 (Mon Nov 29 13:00:22 2010, 美东) 提到:
这些应该没问题吧，呵呵。只要便便不是你清理就可以了吧。
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catcatcatcat (丝猫) 于 (Mon Nov 29 15:26:08 2010, 美东) 提到:
我也想问这个问题，BB虽然不清理，但是可以沾在猫身上，比如屁股，尾巴，爪子，然
后她们也会去舔。如果说不碰BB是为了避免虫子的话，那只要确定猫肚子里没有虫子就是... 阅读全帖 |
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o**s
发帖数: 3412 | 15 I heard pregnant feral cats can be like this (want to be close to human),
make sense as their survival and reproductive instinct say so. As soon as
she gave birth she might disappear and take her kittens away.
If you can foster her and her kittens, you can socialize the kittens and
find them a home. Otherwise her kittens will become feral too.
Many people here have experience. I am not sure why they have not spoken up.
I am speaking based on reading online, no 1st hand experience, except that
pr... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****o
发帖数: 26631 | 16 I hope this will happen to me, too.
The bad thing is my allergy actually showed up before I got pregnant. At
the beginning it was very light, then gradually getting worse. After
probably a few months or half a year, it got to a bad point that I couldn't
handle anymore. Then I went to see the doctor and figured out it was dog
dander.
I tried a steroid nasal spray and it worked very well. However, after about
six weeks, I found I was pregnant so I had to stop using it and try all
kinds of othe... 阅读全帖 |
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s******k
发帖数: 5 | 17 I am only very stict about marriage and pregnant history.
I just want to have my information passed out. I have not seen anyone
serious here. People are just joking around. If there is a better place to
advertise, please let me know.
The reason I care about age and pregnant history is that I have realized
elder women or those with abortion history are much more likely to have
unhealthy babies. I want to share this information with girls here. By the
way, a women willing to kill her own baby has |
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c**********8
发帖数: 835 | 18 这是个很老的帖子,英文版本如下,不过还是很有意思的.
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and ... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****9
发帖数: 9501 | 19 WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &me... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****9
发帖数: 9501 | 20 http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-02-27/ovarian-stem-cells-
Ovarian Stem Cells Make Human Eggs in Possible Aid to Fertility
By Ryan Flinn
Feb. 27 (Bloomberg) -- Stem cells taken from human ovaries were used to
produce early-stage eggs by scientists in Boston who may have created a new
method to help infertile women.
Females have a fixed number of eggs from birth that are depleted by the time
of menopause. The finding, published today in the journal Nature Medicine,
challenges the belief that... 阅读全帖 |
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G******e
发帖数: 9567 | 22 Warren Carter
Matthew and the Margins: A Socio-Political Religious Reading
Journal for the Study of the New Testament Series 204
Sheffield: Sheffield Academic Press, 2000 pg. 71
PhD in New Testament from Princeton Theological Seminary
The quotation is from Isa 7:14 (essentially following the LXX). It was
originally addressed to King Ahaz of Judah (see 1:9), who was threatened by
the greater northern powers of Syria and Israel (Isa 7:1-2; cf. 2 Kgs 16).
Isaiah assures Ahaz that their imperial pla... 阅读全帖 |
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E*****m
发帖数: 25615 | 23 有一半以上的胎兒都被神墮胎了。
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002458/
It is estimated that up to half of all fertilized eggs die and are lost (
aborted) spontaneously, usually before the woman knows she is pregnant.
Among those women who know they are pregnant, the miscarriage rate is about
15-20%. Most miscarriages occur during the first 7 weeks of pregnancy. |
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J*****3
发帖数: 4298 | 24 最长的REVIEW
Choosing a holy book is harder than choosing a romance novel. To help you
choose, I will compare this one to another best-seller in this category, the
Quran. These are the two holy books that get the most buzz around here.
Based on all the marketing hype, I expected these two books would be really
different. All readers like one or the other, never both, and they all HATE
the other book. However, these two books turned out to be a lot more similar
than their marketing led me to expect.... 阅读全帖 |
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z********o
发帖数: 18304 | 25 新闻摘要：一个修女赶脚肚子痛，于是去看医生，才发现是要临产了。于是产下一名耶
稣。
哈里露牙！
哈里卤鸭！！
基督徒们欢呼吧。
剩蛋节的日子是不是应该修正一下？
A nun who gave birth to a baby boy in the central Italian city of Rieti,
said she had no idea she was pregnant, local media report.
The 31-year-old was rushed to hospital with abdominal pains, which she
thought were stomach cramps.
The young mother, who is originally from El Salvador, reportedly named her
newborn Francis after the current Pope.
The mayor of Rieti, Simone Petrangeli has appealed to the public and med... 阅读全帖 |
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m**i
发帖数: 8296 | 27 【 以下文字转载自 Zhejiang 讨论区 】
发信人: muai (暮霭：俯仰之间), 信区: Zhejiang
标 题: 按汞含量来选择鱼类~~`
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 30 04:44:50 2010, 美东)
很好奇前几次吃的水煮鱼拿什么鱼做的（dory,sutchi,pangas..），一搜一身冷汗~~``同时看到这个。。。好像安全的那些除了虾，基本生的时候都比较腥气。。。==b 好像真的被吓到了。。。==b 以后难道都要去有机食品店买荤菜了。。。以前觉得那样的行为还多少有些矫揉造作的呢~~`````:"> :">
PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY: Consumer Guide to Mercury in Fish
from:nrdc
The list below shows the amount of various types of fish that a woman who is
pregnant or planning to become pregnant can safely eat, accordin |
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l*****e
发帖数: 1345 | 28 amoxicillin (阿莫西林)might work too, and definitely get some mouth wash.
i don't remember which ID is pregnant, but Tylenol will be the safe pain
killer for pregnant woman. Advil might not. |
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K****N
发帖数: 10783 | 29 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: JackBlack (Black Jack), 信区: Joke
标 题: 困扰美国人的10个问题
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Jul 6 22:56:02 2010, 美东)
在google搜索框里面输入“is "可以看到目前困扰美国人的10个问题如下：
1. Is lady gaga a man？
2. Is the world going to end in 2012？
3. Is lady gaga a hermaphrodite？
4. Is Beyonce pregnant？
5. Is Justin Bieber bi？
6. Is bronchitis contagious？
7. Is Miley Cyrus pregnant？
8. Is Facebook going to start charging？
9. Is Verizon getting the iphone?
10.Is pneumonia contagious？
注解：
hermaphrodite：阴阳人
bronchitis ：支气 |
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m**i
发帖数: 8296 | 30 很好奇前几次吃的水煮鱼拿什么鱼做的（dory,sutchi,pangas..），一搜一身冷汗~~``同时看到这个。。。好像安全的那些除了虾，基本生的时候都比较腥气。。。==b 好像真的被吓到了。。。==b 以后难道都要去有机食品店买荤菜了。。。以前觉得那样的行为还多少有些矫揉造作的呢~~`````:"> :">
PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY: Consumer Guide to Mercury in Fish
from:nrdc
The list below shows the amount of various types of fish that a woman who is
pregnant or planning to become pregnant can safely eat, according to the
Environmental Protection Agency. People with small children who want to use
the list as a guide should reduce porti |
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c*********k
发帖数: 220 | 31 Congratulations! It is a fact, everyone will know that eventually . Just
say it.
My boss told partners that she was pregnant. Everyone said congrats. I
think you can just share the news with your team members in a causal talk.
Everyone should be happy for you. Trust me, it will spread out quickly.
I have seen people are pregnant. Technically, no one can hold that against
you. You should be fine, no worries. |
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K******S
发帖数: 10109 | 32 when I was in graduate school, one PI run tons of LC-MS/MS on his project.
The result can easily group pregnant women vs. non-pregnant women. LOL, even
himself was joking that he invented the most expensive pregnancy test in
the world.
The Y chromosome is gotta be generating some unique proteins. hehe |
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U******u
发帖数: 5829 | 33 shyj: 我的考版match路--以此文纪念在美国逝去的10年青春
http://mitbbs.com/pc/pccon_2289_t379_150975.html
发信人: shyj (baobao), 信区: MedicalCareer
标 题: 我的考版match路-以此文纪念在美国逝去的10年青春 (很长很罗嗦，慎入！）
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Apr 3 17:31:55 2010, 美东)
Match的结果终于尘埃落定，周1等电邮的时候非常紧张，因为成败就在此了，虽然一直
告诉自己，今年只是热热身，成败都可以接受，但到真的揭晓的时候，还是很紧张，毕
竟一旦卷入其中就身不由己，何况自己也还是有所付出。到周4等match program的时候
虽然也有点紧张，但程度已经大大减少，1个原因是毕竟match上才是头等大事，去哪里
尚在其次，还有1个原因是心理还是有所准备了，虽然希望留在home school，但直觉告
诉我恐怕是非常困难了，在我rank list上第二位的program应该就是我要去的地方，果
不其然。经过几天的等待，发现果然是要搬家了。
对于我... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3835 | 34 sorry about the confusion, guys, and ladies. I mean economically not much
difference because postdocs are also poorly paid nowadays.
in terms of job pressure, i didn't tell my postdoc advisor that i was
pregnant until 10 weeks prior to delivery (I don't show until this third
pregnancy) and after I had the contract signed. But my advisor accepted it
smoothly.
i support LZ to have baby as soon as possible if she cannot wait
until she has a formal job. 28 is not young at all in terms of child bir... 阅读全帖 |
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S**********l
发帖数: 3835 | 35 sorry about the confusion, guys, and ladies. I mean economically not much
difference because postdocs are also poorly paid nowadays.
in terms of job pressure, i didn't tell my postdoc advisor that i was
pregnant until 10 weeks prior to delivery (I don't show until this third
pregnancy) and after I had the contract signed. But my advisor accepted it
smoothly.
i support LZ to have baby as soon as possible if she cannot wait
until she has a formal job. 28 is not young at all in terms of child bir... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 17 | 37 Pearls:
1. If a pregnant woman was in contact with a patient with fifth disease
during the phase of the illness before the onset of the rash, she should
have serologic testing and a fetal ultrasound to evaluate the health of her
and the baby. It should be mentioned that the complications of parvovirus in
pregnant women typically occur during the first half of pregnancy.
2. Most authorities think that it is appropriate to initiate a progestin-
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l**********e
发帖数: 382 | 38 In most pregnant women, treatment of latent TB infection (LTBI) should be
delayed until 2 or 3 months after delivery, even though no harmful effects
of INH (the standard treatment regimen for TB infection) on the fetus have
been documented. However, in some cases treatment for LTBI (INH, 300 mg)
should begin during pregnancy for women with a positive tuberculin skin test:
• Treatment of latent TB infection should be started during the first
trimester of pregnancy for:
Pregnant women who ha |
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c*******e
发帖数: 22 | 39 Can't believe CDC recommend insufficiently tested vaccine to pregnant women,
even it's a DNA vaccine.
I couldn't find any solid study across the world recommends any flu vaccine
for pregnant and lactating women. |
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s***s
发帖数: 8 | 40 be relax. We have three pregnant residents this year. I said yes when they
asked about change rotation block, I prefer not, however, I should do. Why
not? Somebody will help you. One attending who was chief before told us he
had to do one more month floor because somebody is pregnant. Nothing is more
important than your baby. He/she is your future, sometimes he/she can be
your whole future. What you are in is just a residency. |
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m******e
发帖数: 574 | 41 首先非常感谢Arthur，我的protocol基本上是在他的帮助下整理出来的，当然也离不开
本版各位的经验的指点。现在把自己认为比较重要的部分贡献出来，希望能对后考者有
所帮助，并bless自己和其他朋友顺利pass
（左面部分是mnemonics，右面， 就是对应的问题. ＊ 问题是 选问，视情况而定）
GENERAL QUESTIONS-------OCDFPAA + HD
O WHEN DID IT START
*H *DID IT HAPPEN SUDDENLY OR GRADUALLY
*D *WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU GOT THIS PROBLEM
C IT IS CONSTANT OR DOES IT COME AND GO
D HOW LONG DOES IT LAST
F HOW OFTEN DOES IT HAPPEN
P IT IS GETTING BETTER OR GETTING WORSE
A DOES ANYTHING MAKE IT BETTER
A ANYTH... 阅读全帖 |
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m******r
发帖数: 1904 | 42 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
memorize (memorize) 于 (Tue May 1 12:44:09 2012, 美东) 提到:
首先非常感谢Arthur，我的protocol基本上是在他的帮助下整理出来的，当然也离不开
本版各位的经验的指点。现在把自己认为比较重要的部分贡献出来，希望能对后考者有
所帮助，并bless自己和其他朋友顺利pass
（左面部分是mnemonics，右面， 就是对应的问题. ＊ 问题是 选问，视情况而定）
GENERAL QUESTIONS-------OCDFPAA + HD
O WHEN DID IT START
*H *DID IT HAPPEN SUDDENLY OR GRADUALLY
*D *WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU GOT THIS PROBLEM
C IT IS CONSTANT OR DOES IT COME AND GO
D HOW LONG DOES IT LAST
F HOW OFTEN ... 阅读全帖 |
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h***i
发帖数: 34 | 43 The triage nurse for a women'healthcenter receives a phone call from each of
following women.Which women should be directed to come to the health care
facolity IMMEDIATELY?
1.A multipara woman who is 4 weeks pregnant and reporting unilateral,dull
abdominal pain.
2.A primipara woman who is 7 weeks pregnant and reporting an increase in
whitish vaginal secretions.
3.A primigravida woman who is 5 weeks gestation and is having vaginal
spotting and some cramping.
4.A multigravida woman who is 6 weeks |
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g****i
发帖数: 2269 | 44 If you take your time to finish prerequisites, by the time you apply for the
nursing program, those prerequisites may expire ( programs have different
requirement for the years your prerequisites were taken).
recommend you to finish nursing quickly instead of slowly by years,
otherwise you may give up in the middle.
Why not try accelerated BSN/fast track BSN since you graduated from medical
school. It takes 12-16 months.
A lot of big hospitals , esp MAGNET hospitals ( a recognition), want BSN
on... 阅读全帖 |
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