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发帖数: 66 | 1 This is exactly why gdg's not a master. His delivery's good only if you
don't know the baofu yet. I recently reviewed LBR's jia hangjia, I can
almost recite the whole thing myself but I just like the way he delivered
the same line. In a way i think xiang sheng's closer to music than jokes:
how many jokes do you still find funny after you know the twist? |
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发帖数: 901 | 2 New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie on Thursday called for public school teachers
to be evaluated based equally on their classroom performance and student
achievement and accused the state's largest teachers union of being a group
of "bullies and thugs."
Christie laid out his proposal in a speech in New York sponsored by the
Brookings Institute, a Washington think tank. A teachers union spokesman
called the governor's plan an "educational disaster."
Since taking office last year, the Republican Chris... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4825 | 3 http://www.economist.com/node/18586448
Africans are asking whether China is making their lunch or eating it
ZHU LIANGXIU gulps down Kenyan lager in a bar in Nairobi and recites a
Chinese aphorism: “One cannot step into the same river twice.” Mr Zhu, a
shoemaker from Foshan, near Hong Kong, is on his second trip to Africa.
Though he says he has come to love the place, you can hear disappointment in
his voice.
On his first trip three years ago Mr Zhu filled a whole notebook with orders
and was sur... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 25262 | 5 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: auo (aeiou), 信区: NewYork
标 题: New York Times -- 女童被碾事件 zz
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Oct 20 11:58:18 2011, 美东)
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/19/world/asia/toddlers-accident-
Bystanders’ Neglect of Injured Toddler Sets Off Soul-Searching on Web Sites
in China
By MICHAEL WINES
BEIJING — Last Thursday, a van navigating the narrow streets of a hardware
market in Foshan, in the southern province of Guangdong, struck and ran over
a 2-year-old girl. The driver paused, then drove... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4825 | 6 http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/12/world/asia/taiwan-vote-lures-
BEIJING — The only thing more striking than the $32,000 diamond-encrusted
eyeglasses on display at the Baodao Optical department store here is the
bronze statue of Chairman Mao that greets shoppers entering what is billed
as the world’s largest eyeglass emporium.
That is because Baodao Optical’s owners are from Taiwan, the island whose
governing party, the Kuomintang, fought a fierce — and losing — civil war
against Mao’s Communist ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2952 | 7 哪国总统？
Each president recites the following oath, in accordance with Article II,
Section I of the U.S. Constitution:
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office
of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability,
preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." |
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发帖数: 47 | 9
I believe he recited the digits in order (as a long string of numbers).
Based on the commonly used memory-enhancing skills I don't think it is
possible to "随便问第1456位，他也张口就报数字". He might be able to start
over and tell you what number it is, but not "张口就报". |
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发帖数: 1315 | 10 Let us recite what Chairman Mao said " Guan da tian di,da you zhuo wei" |
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发帖数: 694 | 11 http://www.phayul.com/news/article.aspx?article=Happening+now%3
DHARAMSHALA, November 9: Thousands of Tibetan school students in the Rebkong
region of eastern Tibet are carrying out a major street protest at the time
of filing this report.
Sources have told Phayul that 5000 to 6000 students began protesting in the
streets of Rongwo town since 5 am (local time), raising slogans for His
Holiness the Dalai Lama’s return and rights of the Tibetan people.
“The students have been protesting in front o... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 16778 | 12 never have such a feeling.
just recite hundred times.
they will be copied into your brain.
in youtube, there are a lot of magic number about times table.
for example
7 4 1
8 5 2
9 6 3
0 1 2
2 3 4
4 5 6
put the two matrix together, it will be 7 times table.
07 14 21
28 35 42
49 56 63
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发帖数: 940 | 13 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/meimei-fox/bend-not-break-memoir_
狐妹妹的反击！
Bend, Not Break: A Life in Two Worlds, the memoir I wrote with and about
Geomagic CEO Ping Fu, hit bookstores and e-readers on December 31, 2012. The
Western press had an overwhelmingly positive response to this remarkable
tale of Ping's journey from China to America, from nobody to somebody, and
from immigrant with almost no money or knowledge of English to executive at
the top of the American tech world. We received excell... 阅读全帖 |
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x****u
发帖数: 12955 | 14
the
for
justice
Your recitation is wrong. You forgot the "under God" clause. Every time I
hear it, I cringe. |
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发帖数: 1337 | 15 probably he just recited a phrase prepared by his wife for this trip. |
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发帖数: 10330 | 16 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2427892/Nairobi-mall-Gu
'All Muslims leave... we only want to kill non-Muslims': Gunmen massacre at
least 22 in Kenyan shopping mall after releasing anyone who could prove they
were Islamic by reciting a prayer
Security guards wheel out bodies in shopping trolleys from Westlands
Shopping Centre
Hostages are being held by at least five attackers still in building
Upmarket mall is a favourite shopping spot for expats and wealthy Kenyans
Police opened fire af... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 95 | 17 “Kimmel’s skit was mean-spirited, racist, and generally horrible.”
建议大家google“jimmy kimmel racist”还能找到更多论据，我相信他还真的不是单
单冲着中国人来的。
连接在这里：
http://flavorwire.com/417395/kanye-west-refuses-to-play-jimmy-k
[Kanye West Refuses to Play Jimmy Kimmel’s Game]
A couple of weeks back, a Google search screenshot did the rounds on Tumblr.
It was a study of how the media reports the public utterances of black and
white stars — Lady Gaga and Macklemore “speak out,” while Kanye West “
rants.” It came with the comm... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 8800 | 18 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/08/ucla-black-enrollment-
The black students at University of California, Los Angeles, sent a strong
message about diversity at their school. Namely, the fact that there isn't
much when it comes to African-American males, a troubling fact for one of
the state's most elite institutions.
A group of students, led by Sy Stokes, posted a video voicing their concerns
about the number of black students on campus, and their message is hard to
ignore. Stokes, a third... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 794 | 19 Because we are trained to recite books to pass exams and we are trained to
follow. |
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发帖数: 4265 | 20 Luo Gang: Abducted, then reunited
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24526210
In 1990, at the age of five, Luo Gang was kidnapped and sold to a family in
another part of China. Unable to remember his parents' names or the village
they lived in, he stood little chance of ever going home. But 23 years later
he did.
Luo Gang had waited a long time for this bowl of noodles.
"Is it tasty?" his mother asks. "Do you want some chilli sauce or something?"
"No, no. It's OK," he replies.
Luo had been a sma... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4448 | 21 到时候他有机会和欧洲那些mental calculator比赛一下就知道了。
德国那个mental calculator也被认为有genetic的原因。好像 usain bolt就是遗传天
赋加后天训练。
Rüdiger Gamm (born July 10, 1971) is a German "mental calculator". He is
known as the most spectacular mental athlete ever. He attained the ability
to mentally evaluate large arithmetic expressions at the age of 21. He can
also speak backwards, and calculate calendars. Featured on the Discovery
Channel program The Real Superhumans, he was examined by Allan Snyder, an
expert on savants, who conc... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 29576 | 22 冯诺依曼大脑本身就是一超级计算机，看过的书一字不差都记得，6岁就能心算8位数乘
除法。
Von Neumann had a very strong eidetic memory, commonly called 'photographic'
memory.Herman Goldstine writes: "One of his remarkable abilities was his
power of absolute recall. As far as I could tell, von Neumann was able on
once reading a book or article to quote it back verbatim; moreover, he could
do it years later without hesitation. He could also translate it at no
diminution in speed from its original language into English. On one occasion
I teste... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 6504 | 23 一年一度美国最盛大的节日，感恩节，就要到来了。正好前一晚没啥剩饭。回到办公室
邀上几个打乒乓球的球友午饭去搓一顿。
餐厅讨论了半天。好歹算是节日聚餐，有一小年轻提议去吃日本拉面。不过马上被一有
几张房契的给否决了，多给3块钱装13多不值得。如果是组里面腐败，那是一定要高大
上的。一顿把全年的budget吃完了多省事。最后统一思想去吃越南河粉。
话题马上转到充电器。现在全电汽车是显学。一哥们每天round trip只有5英里也败了
一辆。另一哥们家里已经4辆车了也继续跟进一辆。前一段时间一帮哥们重返中学时在
谷歌啥是千瓦时，伏特，安培，在纸上写写画画。
今天一手巧的哥们show给我看他自己装的充电器的照片。自己买零件组装拉100安培的
电缆50安培的breaker。还自己做了个透明的盖子。花了不到200。真他码艺术品。然后
就各自散了回自己的机器捡瓶子。
午饭的时候大伙也不用看菜牌了。我50年不变点了个牛肉汤粉。考虑好歹是节日聚餐，
我多点了一个越南春卷大伙分着吃。现在想想，竟然没有拍下来上传到微信群留念。
吃着吃着就聊起圣诞party。这种party我很少去。去了也没啥事可干。看着一帮... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 22064 | 24 http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-coming-chinese-crack-up-1425659
The Coming Chinese Crackup
By
David Shambaugh
March 6, 2015 11:26 a.m. ET
The endgame of communist rule in China has begun, and Xi Jinping's ruthless
measures are only bringing the country closer to a breaking point
Chinese President Xi Jinping, front center, and other Chinese leaders attend
the opening meeting on Thursday of the third session of the National People
's Congress at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing. Photo: Xinh... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 24893 | 25 十几个黑人女学生书面投诉，教授给我看了，密密麻麻十几个签名。投诉我侮辱她们是
black whore。
我是给她们做recitation的时候一时兴起，多嘴说了一句，黑洞在死亡时可能会变成一
个白洞。。。
我现在怎么办？
请好心人帮我转faculty版。谢谢！ |
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发帖数: 12955 | 26
99% of people would have hard time reciting the notes if the questions were
not in same order and in exact same words. |
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发帖数: 42116 | 27 "Almost anyone at all can call themselves an asylum seeker and get in. It’s
a global joke," said Kenneth Palinkas, president of the National
Citizenship and Immigration Services Council. “It’s not border security if
anyone can recite the magic words and get waved right on in.”
Under current policy, aliens caught crossing the border illegally can claim
asylum, and with it receive authorization to work in the United States. Once
a work permit is conferred , then comes a social security card and a
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发帖数: 2977 | 28
从专业角度来说，郎朗的钢琴弹得怎么样？
http://www.zhihu.com/question/19793476
杨迅
没上知乎不知道朗桑被嫌弃成这样。。
好吧作为专业乐队队员，曾任职于某亚洲乐团，我想说 -
技术上，郎朗不是世界第一也是前三。当然·，技术分很多种，多快多响我想大家都领
教过了。
不过这儿有一种技术，叫做 “面对乐队时候发挥技术和驾驭乐队的能力”
学习音乐快20年，见过太多弹独奏时候发挥完美的音乐家 - 音乐，技术，结构都完美
，但是面对乐队却不尽如人意。原因就在于recital完全是自己的作品，而concert则包
含了更多的东西：
碰到好乐队，你得让人家服你，甘心给你好好伴奏，顺着你的音乐走；
碰到次的，你得尽可能不被拖累，音乐上尽可能多表现，时不时还要补补乐队的漏洞。
是的，乐队都喜欢踩烂独奏，烂指挥，巴不得你们出丑。你以为你是独奏，你处理轻我
们就陪你玩轻？你要渐慢我们就渐慢？图样图森破呀！
而朗朗，是我伴奏过最顶级震撼的独奏家之一 - 其他我现在只能想到小提琴Kavakos
Leonidas。那种统治力已经达到： 排练时候已经不用发力，用3成功力让乐团服... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 11737 | 29 这次演砸的就是当年四星带花的一鸣惊人曲目
郎朗就一张柴可夫斯基钢协是企鹅三星评价
不可否认李云迪这些年让人遗憾，当年他一鸣惊人时是跟波利尼看齐的，同时期的阿格
里奇得靠边站，现在他完全比不上这些前辈。不过郎朗还是先多出几张企鹅三星的专辑
再来比吧。
【Yundi Li】
叙事性乐评5条
1.piano concerto 1 in e minor op. 11 肖邦第一钢琴协 （四星加key，同版本里第
一推荐）
Yundi li won the Chopin Warsaw competition in the 2000 when he was still a
teenager. Thus he is in the lineage of pollini, Argerich and Zimerman, and
he lives up to it in this, his debut concerto disc. His playing is so fresh
and natural and his virtuosity is worn so lightly.
李云迪在十几岁时就获得了200... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 135 | 30 本人在美新版转发一首诗，意思就是让支持Trump的人记住历史的教训，却被几次删帖
，不知道他怕个什么？
原诗在此：
I tell my friends
I’m afraid.
They tell me
it couldn’t happen here.
They can’t imagine
we’d vote against
our own self-interest.
I tell them we do.
All the time.
I tell my friends
Germany became Nazi Germany.
Germans didn’t see it coming,
couldn’t imagine it.
Nationalism screwed up
the collective psyche of reasonable people.
Code red, white and black.
Code fear.
I tell my friends
a shocking percentage of Jews
voted for Hitler.
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发帖数: 38600 | 31 "When I asked my students what they thought socialism meant," Pastin writes,
"they would generally recite some version of the Marxist chestnut 'from
each according to ability and to each according to need.'" That sounds about
right, but add to that the |
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发帖数: 24594 | 33 The dispute stems from an October 2014 classroom assignment at La Plata High
School in Charles County, Maryland. Mr. Wood’s daughter, a then-junior,
was reportedly asked in her World History class to memorize the Five Pillars
of Islam and recite the shahada: the Muslim statement of faith that
declares, “There is no God but Allah.”
She had been taught, according to school papers submitted to federal court,
that most Muslims’ faith is “stronger than the average Christian,” The
Post reported. |
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发帖数: 7349 | 35 When a US spy plane made an emergency landing in China in 2001, the crew
members were asked to recite the lyrics to prove their nationality.
Apparently, their Chinese captors considered that "the song symbolised
America". |
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发帖数: 7349 | 36 Shortly after the election,聽an old video of Mr Trump's four-year-old
granddaughter reciting Tang Dynasty poetry聽took off on China's Sina Weibo
network.
The video was originally posted on Instagram by Trump's daughter Ivanka in
February, to celebrate Chinese New Year.
On 13 November, Global Times, a Chinese nationalist newspaper, reposted it
and it has since racked up more than 10 million views. |
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发帖数: 4120 | 37 鸡歪枕歪鹤瓦尔特依丝特？！
https://hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valter_brani_Sarajevo
von Dietrich: “Merkwürdig! Seit ich in Sarajevo bin, suche ich Walter und
finde ihn nicht. Und jetzt, wo ich gehen muss, weiss ich wer er ist. (Otkada
sam u Sarajevu, tražim Valtera i ne mogu ga naći. Tek sada kada
odlazim shvatio sam tko je on.)
Wilder: Sie wissen wer Walter ist?! Sagen Sie mir sofort seinen Namen! (
Znate tkoj je Valter?! Recite mi odmah njegovo ime!)
von Dietrich: Ich werde ihn Ihnen zeigen... Sehen S... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 20965 | 39 孩子天天被洗脑吧。
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the
Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with
liberty and justice for all."
1998 - Michael Newdow files suit against the school board of Broward County,
Florida to get the phrase "under God" removed from the pledge. Newdow
argues this is a violation of the First Amendment and that that his daughter
should not be subjected to the pledge at school. The suit is dismissed for
lack of standin... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 40 They should have done this 30 years before. Modern Chinese articles are
full of moaning of pretense. Can someone list those 72 poems or articles? I
want to see how many I can recite. |
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发帖数: 33185 | 42 另外，秦晖这老家伙就是不愿承认美国早就是一个披着民主制度外衣的帝国了，
中国有皇上，美国一样也有。
美国的全球化外表是资本的全球化，内里也是美帝国的全球化。
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2003/jun/02/highereducation.books
US 'is an empire in denial'
Historian accuses Washington of failing to face the facts
Fiachra Gibbons, arts correspondent
The United States is a "danger to the world" because of its denial that it
is a military and economic empire, according to Niall Ferguson, historian
and new-found darling of the American right.
Prof Ferguson is author of Empire: How B... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 43 哥早就注意到这一点了。
每个月都有mid-term，做TA都累成牛了。那帮学生没完没了的homework recitation
exam，看着他们我马上就回想起高中的峥嵘岁月。 |
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w*******e
发帖数: 269 | 44 https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/05/world/europe/russia-building-collapse-
magnitogorsk.html?action=click&module=News&pgtype=Homepage
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Much of a high-rise apartment building collapsed on Monday in Magnitogorsk,
Russia, killing 39 people and shining a light on unsafe conditions.... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 45 Trump voters now blame him for the government shutdown
MACOMB COUNTY, Mich. — Two years ago, Jeff Daudert was fed up with politics
. He wanted to shake up the status quo. He didn’t mind sending a message to
the establishment — and, frankly, he liked the idea of a disruptive
president.
But the 49-year-old retired Navy reservist has had some second thoughts.
“What the [expletive] were we thinking?” he asked the other night inside a
Walmart here, in an area of blue-collar suburban Detroit that help... 阅读全帖 |
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b******r
发帖数: 1619 | 46 孩子妈不上华人，说说我的痛苦，想参考下大家的看法。
简单地讲我很想跟她离婚，但是我舍不得两个女儿，因为离了俩孩子就得受苦、孩子精
神上受折磨。
两个人快要40了，双职工，孩子8岁和3岁。
我不想长篇大论，说几个糟心的地方：
1. 孩子妈脾气差，没耐心，没有同理心。发起脾就是高嗓门骂人，经常不计后果地扔
东西，有一次差点把一把菜刀扔到我身上，有时对我动手，我一般就是为了低档她才会
还下手。每次都是我主动去和好，时间久了心很累。我对她的感情很一般，爱不起来了
。但这条我还是能忍，因为这么多年下来，她的脾气秉性我也了解了，知道有些话能说
有些话可能会刺激到她不能说，注意了这些细节后，两人的关系大部分时候还算平和。
虽然偶尔她也会爆发一下，那时我心情也会降到谷底，但那毕竟是一年里的少数几次。
2. 对娃经常verbal abuse. 推娃太残忍。几乎每晚给老大做数学题做到睡觉，暑假也
不例外，几近疯狂，娃做错了就骂、整个家里都是她对着小孩的骂声，小孩几乎每次做
数学题就被骂哭，不是小孩笨，而是她习惯了高嗓门骂人而已。我很担心这么下去小孩
对数学就失去了兴趣，丧失了学习的信心而耽误终生。我跟她提... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 20444 | 47 TA 只可以带 recitation. 这种TA都要经过系里特别的培训考核。
而且钱老不能做TA。 |
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发帖数: 4283 | 48 我女儿那个应该是preschool自己搞的，本来就是private的么, 做什么事情有他们有
latitude
但公立学校里每天早上的pledge of allegiance是天天早上搞的，至少我们镇如此，我
老婆教书的镇也是如此（我老婆是公立学校老师，天天早上在home room里带学生
recite pledge of allegiance）, 当然美国太大了，YMMV
爱国爱党的，这个就是nitpicking了，当然见仁见智，我这里不愿意展开讨论。 |
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发帖数: 402 | 49 我的问题不是没有乐感，是不熟。你们几个傻比老将连问题都没看出来。我现在弹个几
十遍就进3分种了。如果象小孩recital前那样练一个月，我可以弹得完美。但不表示现
场弹会不出错。另外，学五年的小孩，就算他们肌肉更灵活，每个曲子练一个月，90%
都不会比我弹得好。你们真是一点现实感都没有。现在每个小孩都学琴，但弹得好的也
是凤毛麟角。那首非常著名的乡村骑士间奏曲，我把钢琴改编曲完全弹出了韵味，我把
谱子贴出来，星光这种水平的，就会吹，她根本谱子背不出来。 |
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发帖数: 3339 | 50 " How can you be Olympic champion when you don’t even try the quad? If you
’re going to take the quad out, why not take out another triple axel and
just have more of the other stuff so the International Skating Union can
make it more into an “art” recital"
就要这么讽刺讽刺。。。。 |
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