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W*******Y
发帖数: 283
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Remember one mom asked about it here a while ago, not sure if this was the
one.
LEXINGTON, S.C. -- Lexington County School District Three is investigating
after a first-grader complained about having to rub her teacher's feet.
A district representative said the district has launched a full
investigation, appropriate action has been taken and the situation has been
rectified. But that's not nearly enough for some parents.
"She admitted to the children rubbing her feet," said Brenda Norris. "Just
... 阅读全帖
n****n
发帖数: 492
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - rub someone the wrong way
Definition: annoy or irritate
S1: What do you think of the new guy in the office?
S2: He seems pretty nice. Why do you ask?
S1: I don't know. But there's something about him that rubs me the
wrong way. Maybe it's because he's always smiling so much. It
doesn't seem real.
S1: Did you hear what she just said?
S2: Uh-huh. What's wrong?
S1: Well, it rubbed me the wrong way.
Contrast another expression with "rub": rub it in = emphasize something
the listener isn't happy about so that the
d****r
发帖数: 993
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感冒了快1个礼拜了,咳嗽,到后来感觉有点支气管发炎,胸口呼吸都是“呼噜呼噜”
的,医生说不用管,我隐约记得可以用BABY RUB,请问这种情况可以上BABY RUB吗?
有什么好的方法做BABY RUB 吗?
a*******e
发帖数: 12169
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【 以下文字转载自 Food 讨论区 】
发信人: areyoueye (有肥有瘦,我是五花肉男), 信区: Food
标 题: 干抹烤排骨 - Dry Rub Ribs 『推荐感恩节时烤』
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Nov 24 09:34:58 2009, 美东)
『原文』 http://www.areyoueye.com/a/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=80
烤排骨一般需用酱料腌(sauce marinate)或者干抹腌(dry rub marinate)。两种腌
法各有各的特色,干抹的排骨烤出来有些烟熏的味道。
【腌肉配料】按这个比例配料:
3 汤匙红糖
1 - 2 汤匙paprika粉
1 - 2 茶匙chili或cayenne粉
1 - 1.5 汤匙盐
1 - 1.5 汤匙黑胡椒(粗粉)
1 茶匙蒜粉
1 茶匙洋葱粉
【制作过程】
1. 将排骨洗净,晾干。可以用牙签在排骨上面戳上一遍。
2. 将调料粉均匀的抹在排骨上,静置6-8小时。(干抹腌的时间长些,酱料腌渗透
力好,不用腌那么
a*******e
发帖数: 12169
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【 以下文字转载自 Food 讨论区 】
发信人: areyoueye (有肥有瘦,我是五花肉男), 信区: Food
标 题: 干抹烤排骨 - Dry Rub Ribs 『推荐感恩节时烤』
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Nov 24 09:34:58 2009, 美东)
『原文』 http://www.areyoueye.com/a/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=80
烤排骨一般需用酱料腌(sauce marinate)或者干抹腌(dry rub marinate)。两种腌
法各有各的特色,干抹的排骨烤出来有些烟熏的味道。
【腌肉配料】按这个比例配料:
3 汤匙红糖
1 - 2 汤匙paprika粉
1 - 2 茶匙chili或cayenne粉
1 - 1.5 汤匙盐
1 - 1.5 汤匙黑胡椒(粗粉)
1 茶匙蒜粉
1 茶匙洋葱粉
【制作过程】
1. 将排骨洗净,晾干。可以用牙签在排骨上面戳上一遍。
2. 将调料粉均匀的抹在排骨上,静置6-8小时。(干抹腌的时间长些,酱料腌渗透
力好,不用腌那么
u*****n
发帖数: 5
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来自主题: Pharmaceutical版 - 两种rubbing alcohol该买哪种?Isopropyl/Ethyl
看到有Isopropyl rubbing alcohol 70%和 Ethyl rubbing alcohol 70%
从说明上看不出来区别,都是杀菌。
但是 实际上有什么区别啊?是不是isopropyl毒性大,对人体不好?
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Link:
http://www.graveyardmall.com/products/Giddy%2dUp-Rub%2dN%2dColo
Descriptions from the website below.
Amazon prices the Giddy-Up Rub-N-Color at $27.93 and the Blendy Pens at $16.
98.
So comparing this combo at $15 vs the Amazon pricing at $45 makes this
package seem pretty good.
Hubba hubba
d*******o
发帖数: 952
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我晕那 这个有………
不过顺便问一下用过的朋友,用rubbing compound后要不要再抹别的?要不时间长了会
不会划痕再出来?
p*********g
发帖数: 89
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二手交易风险自负!请自行验证是否合法和一手卡!:
我想卖的物品:
mama mio Tummy Rub Stretch Mark Butter & Oil
(my friend wanted me to bring them back to China but unfortunately she
doesn't need them now)
Original price is $70 for both
单张面值:
可接受价格(必须明码标价!):
$40+shipment
物品新旧要求:
邮寄方式要求:
买卖双方谁承担邮寄损失(Required if not code only):
付款方式说明:
Non cc-paypal
其他补充说明:
广告的有效期:
物品来源(Required for All Cards!):
我的联系方式:
站内信
Warranty期限:
能否证明是合法的一手卡?(Required for All Cards!):
state and zip:
p*********g
发帖数: 89
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二手交易风险自负!请自行验证是否合法和一手卡!:
我想卖的物品:
mama mio Tummy Rub Stretch Mark Butter & Oil
(my friend wanted me to bring them back to China but unfortunately she
doesn't need them now)
Original price is $70 for both
单张面值:
可接受价格(必须明码标价!):
$40+shipment
物品新旧要求:
邮寄方式要求:
买卖双方谁承担邮寄损失(Required if not code only):
付款方式说明:
Non cc-paypal
其他补充说明:
广告的有效期:
物品来源(Required for All Cards!):
我的联系方式:
站内信
Warranty期限:
能否证明是合法的一手卡?(Required for All Cards!):
state and zip:
m**h
发帖数: 207
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In kitchen, we want stainless steel sink, we also like oil rubbed
bronze faucet. Do they match? We can't decide now.
D*******e
发帖数: 405
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给宝宝肚脐眼消毒的rubbing alchole 除了这个消毒作用,还能干什么啊?
x******t
发帖数: 3911
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The rubbing alcohol will help dry the belly button besides disinfecting it.
w***4
发帖数: 302
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这个Rubbing alcohol是那种瓶装酒精吗, 浓度是多少?
有没有哪卖alcohol wipes 给Newborn 清理脐带的?
L*********d
发帖数: 1019
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I think now it is recommended letting the belly button to dry out by itself?
There is no need to wipe with rubbing alcohol.
B*H
发帖数: 2158
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baby rub不是药,也不一定有效果。要常清MUCUS。我家娃也感冒好几天了。
c****y
发帖数: 94
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来自主题: Stock版 - how to take advantage of usd.rub
A couple of days ago, someone here mentioned about 17% interest on Ruble. I
just checked on Interactive Brokers website. It looks that they pay interest
like this:
Cash interest rate interest
Up to Tier Cutoff 330,000 0% 0.00
Above the Tier Cutoff 670,000 10.42% 69,814.00
Total 1,000,000 69,814.00 RUB
for 1 million Ruble (about 16000 USD) we get about 7 percent interest. I
think this is not a such good deal. Is there any better way to do this... 阅读全帖
A*****s
发帖数: 13748
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来自主题: _Auto_Fans版 - 问一下打蜡前的rubbing
车上有不少雪刷子留下的胶皮刮印,一直不知道怎么除
我用这个rub试了试:http://www.turtlewax.com/main.taf?p=2,1,4,13
留下很多很密很浅的小细纹,阳光一照很难看,用swirl remover也盖不掉。
这种小纹是在clear coat上的还是在old wax上的?
怎么避免产生或者怎么去除?用Mother's Pre-Wax Cleaner可以么?
f****i
发帖数: 20252
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来自主题: _Auto_Fans版 - 问一下打蜡前的rubbing
why use rubbing compound?
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Link:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000WL8CRK
this normally sells for $25.00
Millbridge Collection Oil Rubbed Bronze Recessed Toilet Paper Holder
* Outside: 6 x 6"
* Inside: Requires a 5 x 5" hole in the wall
* Depth: Minimum 2"
* 15 year limited warranty
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Lowes:
http://www.lowes.com/ProductDisplay?partNumber=49234
has Portfolio Oil-Rubbed Bronze Outdoor Wall Light with Clear Seedy &
Clear Water Glass for $18.98 when you pick up in store.
All 5 star reviews on this wall light. The 33% discount appears to be for
all stores. If not you can find some random store that has it for this price.
a*******o
发帖数: 699
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - water
How to SUCCESSFULLY teach a baby to sleep - 3rd ed.
Group Owner
BabeGirlMom · Pass a Note!
Posted 02/11/2009
http://community.babycenter.com/post/a5417415/how_to_successful
1) WHY?
Sleep training is NOT a fix-all-solution to all sleep problems. If your baby
is not sleeping well, there are usually good reasons why.
The most common reasons are:
1) Overtiredness. All sleep problems are at least partly due to
overtiredness. Some problems my have been initiated by illness, teething, or
phases; but be... 阅读全帖
t****0
发帖数: 330
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来自主题: Collectibles版 - 其实评级币有的时候也是极不公平的
"It is very common to see rubs on the forehead for the 1oz and 1/4oz pieces.
The reason most of these coins don't grade well is due to the strike not
the forehead issues as most people belive. I had a 1990 1oz platinum panda
in NGC PF70 that had forhead rub similiar in size to these coins. The rub or
toning may deter eye appeal but it doesn't affect grade at either NGC or
PCGS. I have few very nice NGC pieces that have no rub which PCGS won't
crossover, but this one with less eye appeal they did... 阅读全帖
D****r
发帖数: 162
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来自主题: Medicalpractice版 - 青山依旧再,几度夕阳红
commonly used three letter words:
nub
dub
nab
dab
dud
bud
tit
tat
ram
rum
bum
rag
rut
rub
nag
gag
pop
peg
keg
tad
bib
bat
pus
pom
yam
hub
gob
vib
nib
rip
rub: here is the rub. rub it in. rub him in the wrong way.
bat: increase our batting average.
pop: pop the zit, soda pop.....
keg: powder keg.
vib: it got the vib.
..........
h***y
发帖数: 4936
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来自主题: Military版 - 科罗拉多女子向艾未未致敬
我也标题党一回:
美国女子用屁股蹭千万美元名画被控破坏罪
中新网1月6日电 据外媒6日报道,美国丹佛市克莱福特·斯蒂尔博物馆的一幅价值3000
万美元的油画近日遭一名女游客恶意破坏,这名36岁的女子在博物馆参观时,公然用拳
头击打该油画,并用手去抓画,甚至还脱下裤子,拿屁股蹭画,并坐在油画旁的地上撒
尿。
据悉,这幅价值不菲的油画是已故抽象派画家克莱福特·斯蒂尔的作品。破坏画作
的该名女子被指控触犯了刑事破坏罪,她的破坏行为给这幅名画带来了1万美元的损失。
据称,该名女子虽然在画作旁的地上坐着撒尿,但尿液是否沾到画作一事还在调查
之中。
Woman Scratches, Rubs Butt Over $30M Painting
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/weird/Woman-Scratches-Rubs-Bu
A Colorado woman dropped her pants at a museum and rubbed her rear end all
over a painting valued at $30 million, acco... 阅读全帖
O*******d
发帖数: 20343
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这种动物做爱的功夫可以跟人的媲美了。
The bonobo is the only primate besides man who engages in mating for other
purposes than procreation. Mating is not only dorso-ventral, as it is in Pan
troglodytes, but it is also ventro-ventral, or face-to-face (Nishida and
Hiraiwa-Hasegawa, 1987). Amongst females genital-genital rubbing, or G-G
rubbing, is common and serve to communicate reassurance (Nishida and Hiraiwa
-Hasegawa, 1987). Females will lay on top of each other face-to-face and
move their pelvises so that the c... 阅读全帖
i*****s
发帖数: 4596
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来自主题: Military版 - 对科学精神注解最好的一篇文章
有一个不怎么准确的译文,不过可读性倒是不低,我把原文附在后面:
祖神来归式科学
费曼(Richard Feynman)
在中世纪,有各种类型的古怪观念,如象一块犀牛角会增强权力。后来找到一种方
法将各种观念进行分类 --- 行得通就弄明白它,行不通就取消它。尔后,这种方法
就逐步形成科学。而且它发展得很好,所以我们现在是处在科学的时代。然而使我
们很难理解的是,就在这样一个科学时代巫医怎么会存在,巫医提出的事,从没有
真正行得通 --- 或者很少行得通。
但是时至今日,我遇到不少人,他们总会和我说到飞碟(UFO),或者星相学,或者
某些神秘主义,扩大的知觉,新型意识,超感觉力,等等。我得到结论,这都不属
于科学世界。
许多人相信那些荒诞不经的事物,使得我决意研究他们为什么这样。我的好奇心促
使我去进行研究,而所涉及到的内容却使我陷入困境。居然有这么多糟粕,真使人
吃惊。首先我由研究神秘主义,神秘经验的各种思想入手。我进到隔离的试验槽,
并有过许多小时的幻觉经历,所以我知道关于神秘主义的某些东西。我还去过埃萨
伦,这里是各种思想的温床(这是一个很好的地方,你们应当去看看)。然后我变
得不... 阅读全帖
m*****n
发帖数: 3575
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Good night, my sweet !!
What's up? So, finally I have the opportunity to write to you. Of course,
all horny things that we talked to want us to have reached sufficient
strength, and I really hope that we become. And it's true, I could feel
burning, reading your emails .. So, because of your desire I share with you
a little fancy dreams ..
We sat together, holding bed. I feel your heat on my thighs. Your hand is
around my shoulder and my ear you Coliseum finger and stroking my neck. You
look at m... 阅读全帖
D*****y
发帖数: 5788
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Alcohol sold as rubbing alcohol is generally isopropyl alcohol, which is
turned into acetone by your liver. Some rubbing alcohols may contain
methanol, which is toxic. Even those that are primarily ethanol are
denatured, or rendered undrinkable - often by the addition of poisonous
substances. Methanol is actually one substance commonly added to ethanol to
denature it.
What would happen if you drank rubbing alcohol? From Wikipedia:
Symptoms of isopropyl alcohol poisoning include flushing, headach... 阅读全帖
f**r
发帖数: 865
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(1)
During the Middle Ages there were all kinds of crazy ideas, such as
that a piece of rhinoceros horn would increase potency. Then a
method was discovered for separating the ideas--which was to try
one to see if it worked, and if it didn't work, to eliminate it. This
method became organized, of course, into science. And it
developed very well, so that we are now in the scientific age. It is
such a scientific age, in fact that we have difficulty in
understanding how witch doctors could ever ha... 阅读全帖
k****t
发帖数: 12697
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Tree Sap
"Removing tree sap from a car's finish is a bit more difficult than
removing tar or bird droppings. Incorrectly removing hardened sap can
scratch your paint. I've found that by hand rubbing the sap spots
with mineral spirits, I'm able to easily remove the sap without
damaging the finish. Mineral spirits acts as a solvent to break up
and dissolve the sap.
If there is a large amount of sap on the car, or if the sap has been
left on the finish for an extended period of time, it can be a... 阅读全帖
w***n
发帖数: 2474
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来自主题: MiddleSchool版 - 宝刀未老
做好后没有拍照,方子在这儿。
RUB
* 1 tablespoon garlic powder
* 1 tablespoon onion powder
* 1 tablespoon salt
* 1 tablespoon dry mustard
* 1 tablespoon ground black pepper
* 1 tablespoon ground white pepper
* 1 cup packed brown sugar
* 1/2 cup paprika
RIB
3-4 pounds pork baby back ribs (2-3 racks)
SAUCE
1 cup Cattlemen's barbecue sauce
COOKING INSTRUCTION
* The night before cooking the ribs, prepare and apply the RUB, Simply mix
all the rub ingredients together. Rub mixture all over the ribs, then wrap
them i... 阅读全帖
n*****n
发帖数: 119
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来自主题: MedicalCareer版 - 住院病历的英汉对照
别处看到的,觉得还不错,不排除有些拼写错误~
POMR (Problem-Oriented Medical Records)表格式住院病历
Biographical data:
一般项目:
Name Age Sex Marital status Nativity Race
姓名 年龄 性别 婚否 籍贯 民族
Occupation Date of admission Informant History
职业 入院日期 病史叙述者 病史
Chief complaint
主诉
History of present illness
现病史
Past history
既往史:
Previous health status: well ordinary bad Infectious diseases
平素健康状况: 良好 一般 较差 传染病史
Immunizations Allergies: N Y clinical manifestation
预防接种史 过敏史 无 有 临床表现
allergen: Trauma: Surgery:
过敏原 外伤... 阅读全帖
n****1
发帖数: 2895
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来自主题: Automobile版 - 经验分享:处理车身轻微划痕。
前几天去公园玩不小心让树枝把新车给划了两道很长的划痕,因为是黑车,在阳光下特
别明显,今天用了一个小时搞定,完全看不出来。分享如下:
1,把车彻底洗净擦干,在阳光下准确找到划痕位置,最好是用woodtape在周围做上标
记。
2,去商店买Turtle的Rubbing Compond Wax,Quixx Scretch repair kit,德国产。
3,准备4块柔软的布。
4,把Rubbing Compond挤到软布上,先均匀涂在划痕上,以大力按不同方向擦划痕,最
好是以一英寸直径划圈,要快速,用力。俺在大约一尺长的划痕此过程用了十分钟,满
头汗。
5,等rubbing基本没了,再用另一湿布擦干,用另一块布蘸Quixx No1,开擦,参照第
四步。
6,等基本擦没了,用湿布擦干,用另一块布蘸Quixx No2,开擦,参照第四步。
7,用干布擦净,再看,划痕没了,如果还在,对不起,请从第四步重新开始。
俺的两条大约各一英尺的划痕用了1小时,出了一身汗,现在胳膊还疼。不过效果很好
,俺会心的笑了。
这种方法对付clearcoat擦痕很管用,如果划痕到底漆的话可能不行,需要先补漆再做
a********a
发帖数: 3082
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来自主题: Living版 - how to clean grease inside 抽油烟机
spray 409 or easy off orange then rub, rub and rub
i think it's also high time to replace it
G*******n
发帖数: 235
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书上写的我都差不多能背了
可是,为什么我就是看不出来呢?
decreased activity, slower motions (感觉娃永远都那么精神,哪怕下一分钟能被
哄睡,也照样玩得很起劲)
less vocal(还不会说话,咿咿呀呀也不多,倒是快睡到时候,反而咿咿呀呀多点)
sucking is weaker (不明显啊)
quieter (没有啊)
calmer
disinterested in surroundings
eye less focus
eyelid droop (真没见过)
yawning
overtired: fussy, rubbing eyes, irritable, cranky
以前困的时候是有点fussy,但是最近总体睡眠质量估计有所增加,所以连fussy都没有了
现在只有一个rubbing eyes,可是,有时候虽然rub,也不困的样子啊,不知道是不是
脸上湿疹痒的原因。
还有打呵欠,偶尔打,但是都是睡醒了之后不久打的,打完没觉得他困
谁教教我?救救我?
c**i
发帖数: 6973
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 因为孩子的名字问题心理堵的慌
(continued)
(2)
(a) Sam Roberts, New Life in U.S. No Longer Means New Name. New York Times,
Aug 26, 2010.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/26/nyregion/26names
.html?scp=1&sq=name%20change%20court&st=cse
(b) Letters to editor: When Immigrants Took New Names. New York Times, Sept
3, 2010.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/03/opinion/l03names
.html?scp=2&sq=letter%20name%20court&st=cse
("Yet it is important to note that name changing in civil court has
historically been a practice of native-born Americ... 阅读全帖
c*********e
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来自主题: Cycling版 - 我的骑行日记
I don't have this problem when I do the deraileur adjustment with 11-26T
cassette and regular 53/39T front chainring setup. If you followed the
procedures from SRAM, like
http://www.sram.com/_media/techdocs/95-7915-010-000%20Rev%20B%2
http://www.sram.com/_media/pdf/sram/dealers/MY10-SRAM-Tech-Manu
and it's still not fixed, then I have no solution.
I have a little rubbing on the outer plate of FD cage when using 39T/11T
combo. There's no rubbing on the inner plate of FD cage when using 53T/26T.
I... 阅读全帖
R*****s
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来自主题: Cycling版 - 前变后变还挺难调的啊
今儿又调了调,发现cross chain的时候好像总是会擦到,
看了下PB上的这篇文章,说实际上shimano STI levers
有3个position, 如果在cross chain(大大,小小)的时候,
要把前变往回拨一点就好了:
http://learn.performancebike.com/bikes/advice/how-to-guides/bik
SHIMANO: Shimano 9- and 10-speed STI levers have three click positions. If
you find the chain to be rubbing, try depressing the downshift lever once.
This should 搕rimthe front derailleur, by moving it into a position midway
between the big and little rings, giving the chain more clearance.
SRAM的更惨,说cross chain的时候的r... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Fashion版 - 请推荐一首浪漫一点的歌曲
我长这么大,只有两首歌听得想哭
一个是猫王的love me tender love me true
一个是phantom of the opera里面的that's all I ask of you
不过,我周末路过NYC一家牛排馆,门口赫然写着
rub me tender
rub me true
rub my ribs with BBQ
L*****k
发帖数: 13042
41
【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: yizhitumao (), 信区: Joke
标 题: 转载:请推荐一首浪漫一点的歌曲
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 25 17:51:43 2010, 美东)
发信人: bubububbles (paopaopaopao), 信区: Fashion
标 题: Re: 请推荐一首浪漫一点的歌曲
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 25 17:43:17 2010, 美东)
我长这么大,只有两首歌听得想哭
一个是猫王的love me tender love me true
一个是phantom of the opera里面的that's all I ask of you
不过,我周末路过NYC一家牛排馆,门口赫然写着
rub me tender
rub me true
rub my ribs with BBQ
y*****n
发帖数: 6302
42
来自主题: Music版 - [合集] 【Sega】Lemon Tree
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sega (segaboy) 于 (Sun Aug 2 14:50:07 2009, 美东) 提到:
一小段录音,希望大家能够喜欢
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Lemon Tree
====================================================
I'm sitting here in the boring room
It's just another rainy sunday afternoon
I'm wasting my time
I've got nothing to do
I'm hanging around, I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens
And I wonder
I'm driving around in my car
I'm driving to fast, I'm driving to far
I'd ... 阅读全帖
k***y
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - At northeastern University
in boston,the mascot is King Husky, a bronze statue outside blackman
Auditorium,which is the customary site of exams for all those huge,101-
level classes.Everyone rubs the sled dog's nose on their way in.//haha
At nearby Tufts, generations of students rubbed the trunk of Jumbo,a stuffed
elephant on display in the Barnum Museum, which contained donations from
the legendary circus entrepreneur. Since the original Jumbo was destroyed
by a fire, today's students rub the trunk of his stone successor
l***i
发帖数: 167
44
来自主题: EnglishChat版 - idiom
rub sb in the wrong way - make sb uncomfortable
wolfie: our great nut heart sometimes rub me in the wrong way ah.
kittyweidong: no arh, ss lwzhi usually rub me in the right way ah,hoho
y********o
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45
发信人: bubububbles (paopaopaopao), 信区: Fashion
标 题: Re: 请推荐一首浪漫一点的歌曲
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 25 17:43:17 2010, 美东)
我长这么大,只有两首歌听得想哭
一个是猫王的love me tender love me true
一个是phantom of the opera里面的that's all I ask of you
不过,我周末路过NYC一家牛排馆,门口赫然写着
rub me tender
rub me true
rub my ribs with BBQ
C*******I
发帖数: 339
46
来自主题: pets版 - 臭丁丁洗澡
超级羡慕版上的猫爸猫妈,猫猫乖乖地让洗澡。臭丁丁同学听到水龙头的声音就躲得远
远的,试了几次
都没能洗成,倒是弄得我满身是水,某人还光荣挂了彩。
上个周末下了决心,不能让臭丁丁继续臭下去,写下来跟有同样烦恼的猫奴分享一下。
第一步:在浴缸里放上大概没过猫腿的水。同时分散丁丁的注意,尽量不要让她听到水
声(不然臭家伙
会freak out 然后直接钻到床的最深处,怎么骗也不出来。。。)
第二步:将丁丁诱骗到厕所,(吹吹,猫草,强抱,全部用上了)将门反锁(好像不需
要反锁。。。不
过谁知道猫在危机时刻会作出什么:P)
第三步:将丁丁扔进浴缸,以最快的速度关上移门。(关键的关键,快!一定要快!不
要忘记,猫都会
水上飞!)臭丁丁的臭爪子这个时候已经扒拉到浴缸边边了,我只好对她狂吹气,用尽
全力吹,直吹得
她眼睛眯眯,耳朵飞飞,就松手了。(我承认,我是后妈。。。)
第四步:这步要成功需要非常非常地狠心,丁丁一直不停的扒拉移门,一边还发出那种
很可怜很可怜的
咪咪声。后妈一边两手抵住移门,一边从缝里眼泪汪汪地跟丁丁说:坚持一下下就好,
555~ 丁丁也从
缝里眼泪汪汪地望着我 唉 当后妈容易么我... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Poetry版 - 傅豪杰先生的爱情诗歌
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
S’io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s’i’odo il vero,
Senza tema d’infamia ti rispondo.
LET us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherized upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats
Of rest... 阅读全帖
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