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f********a
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唉, 和猥琐男谈话, 真吃力。。。 我问, 中国有late night comedy show么? 我
的意思说, 这种kill all people in china的言论, 又不是出现在ABC world news
里面, 或者20/20里面, 或者nightline里面, 这是出现在一个late night comedy
show里面。 and let's not even get started on the sarcasm, opposite tone
that the "joke" has....
如果中国电视, 有个late night comedy show, 说how do we solve the 钓鱼岛
problem, and some kid says, kill all japanese, do u think japanese would
protest in china?
D*****r
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - Mark Twain:Letters from the earth
Letters from the Earth
When the Creator had finished thinking, He said, "I have thought. Behold!"
He lifted His hand, and from it burst a fountain-spray of fire, a million
stupendous suns, which clove the blackness and soared, away and away and
away, diminishing in magnitude and intensity as they pierced the far
frontiers of Space, until at last they were but as diamond nailheads
sparkling under the domed vast roof of the universe.
At the end of an hour the Grand Council was dismissed.
They left... 阅读全帖
wh
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来自主题: LZU版 - 怀念在兰大的点滴
收在西北版的精华区里:
http://www.mitbbs.com/bbsdoc3/townmate.faq/Xibei/8silu/14/5
最后一篇是买卖提的征文。
不过乐子的幽默基本还是humor, 不算sarcasm;sarcasm比较伤人伤己,乐子还是很厚
道的。你为啥喜欢sarcasm呀?
p**********d
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魯迅的長處是sarcasm。張愛玲在sarcasm之外,更加上語言的美麗和冷峻。
魯迅算是一介文匠,而張愛玲是詠絮之才。
魯迅的小說,立論之目的溢於言表。張愛玲的小說,讀完則讓你意猶未盡。
“娶了红玫瑰,久而久之,红的变了墙上的一抹蚊子血。”這一句話足以讓所有作家汗
顏。
m**********n
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LONDON (AP) — What's a tweet, between friends? The law says sometimes it's
a threat.
One man thought he was just bantering with his pals when he joked about
blowing an airport sky-high. Another was reacting to a radio phone-in when
he mused about stoning a journalist to death.
Because they made their throwaway comments on Twitter, both are in legal
trouble.
Their cases have outraged civil libertarians and inflamed the debate about
the limits of free speech in a Web 2.0 world. The Internet increa... 阅读全帖
M******8
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来自主题: Military版 - 偶尔在网上发现这样一篇文章
http://www.raskb.com/transactions/VOL64/VOL64-3.docx
“You are Dead, the Square is Dead”: The 1989 Chinese Pro-Democracy
Movement
by Karen EGGLESTON
You are dead, the Square is dead.
They say now is a great victory,
thinking that death can protect their criminal existence.
We live on,
We give our hearts to you,the dead ones,
to let you live again through our lives,
to complete the mission which you left incomplete.
by Gu Cheng and Yang... 阅读全帖
S**C
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The problem is the Northern European tax payers are mean-spirited who want
their money be paid back. How dare they!
r***s
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 推宗教甚至圣经教育
Definition of SARCASM
1
pain
2
a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and
often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b :
the use or language of sarcasm
Source: webster dictionary.
l****n
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Sarcasm, sarcasm.
y*******g
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sarcasm, guys sarcasm !
c******n
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 成立南加飞行俱乐部
until this post, i thought people here knew most of my posts are half truth
and half sarcasm. the sad fact is people like you don't know which half is
truth, which half is sarcasm.
b*****s
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发信人: bigkids (kid), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Round-table discussion about "KILL Jimmy Kimmel"
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 29 10:10:34 2013, 美东)
HOST: "Hello, everyone. Today, we are going to discuss a recently emerged
serious issue: Jimmy Kimmel in ABC promoted genocide to the whole American
society. What do you think about it?"
Kid A: "Well, I suppose it was just a joke. He was trying to be sarcasm.....
."
Kid B :"HOLD ON! That is NO joke for me, boi! He is an adult. He cant just
move his lips and say ... 阅读全帖
b*****s
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发信人: bigkids (kid), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Round-table discussion about "KILL Jimmy Kimmel"
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 29 10:10:34 2013, 美东)
HOST: "Hello, everyone. Today, we are going to discuss a recently emerged
serious issue: Jimmy Kimmel in ABC promoted genocide to the whole American
society. What do you think about it?"
Kid A: "Well, I suppose it was just a joke. He was trying to be sarcasm.....
."
Kid B :"HOLD ON! That is NO joke for me, boi! He is an adult. He cant just
move his lips and say ... 阅读全帖
h*********n
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - 舊金山推出槍彈管制法

家防本身就是政治不正确的
只有受过专业训练的警察和探员有资格武装自己

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeGD7r6s-zU
a*****c
发帖数: 3525
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来自主题: NCAA版 - Brady Hoke的press conference

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Brady Hoke hiring press conference
(01/12/2011)
Wednesday January 12, 2011
1:06

Twitter
Ryan_Kartje:
Brandon's criteria from Hoke: Love for program, reputation as coach who can
recruit and win because players want to play for him. [via Twitter]
Wednesday January 12, 2011 1:06 Ryan_Kartje
1:06

Twitter
nicoleauerbach:
Brandon: (Hoke) is clearly a players' coach. Unlike other coaches, it's not
about him. [via Twitter]
Wednesday Janua... 阅读全帖
p**x
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来自主题: NCAA版 - 各位对昆明怎么看
老将中将小将鉴定贴
[sarcasm]
我的观点:体制问题,天灭土工,大灾降至,乱象丛生!
昆明的人都是民主义士,必将名垂青史!
[/sarcasm]
l******m
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 针对挑版的事情,问WH几个问题
你丫忒土了,没看我在用sarcasm回褒姒的 sarcasm吗?多好的一个段子。撤了,顺祝
你新年不纠结。
M*****g
发帖数: 1054
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 李志《勾三搭四2013跨年演唱会》
Pink Floyd "Another Brick in The Wall":
We don't need no educationÂ
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick... 阅读全帖
d**********n
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来自主题: PhotoGear版 - 我和西木狗竟然是老乡!

Warning warning, heavy sarcasm leak detected, heavy sarcasm leak detected.
please evacuate the premises immediately. *beep bepp*
b*****s
发帖数: 345
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HOST: "Hello, everyone. Today, we are going to discuss a recently emerged
serious issue: Jimmy Kimmel in ABC promoted genocide to the whole American
society. What do you think about it?"
Kid A: "Well, I suppose it was just a joke. He was trying to be sarcasm.....
."
Kid B :"HOLD ON! That is NO joke for me, boi! He is an adult. He cant just
move his lips and say anything about killing. That is really bad for the
whole community, especially kids! He must be fired and apologize!"
Kid C: "I agree wi... 阅读全帖
b*****s
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【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: bigkids (kid), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Round-table discussion about "KILL Jimmy Kimmel"
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 29 10:10:34 2013, 美东)
HOST: "Hello, everyone. Today, we are going to discuss a recently emerged
serious issue: Jimmy Kimmel in ABC promoted genocide to the whole American
society. What do you think about it?"
Kid A: "Well, I suppose it was just a joke. He was trying to be sarcasm.....
."
Kid B :"HOLD ON! That is NO joke for me, boi! He is an adult. He cant ... 阅读全帖
l**********t
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So you have to resort to Satire/Sarcasm/Irony to promote your belief of the
superority of Knowledge/Logic over Religion. I guess "Satire/Sarcasm/Irony"
represents the essense of your belief.
m******t
发帖数: 2416
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来自主题: Java版 - Sun要开源Java了

Oh great, now we are gonna have 493 different JVM forks, on top of the
323487 linux distros, that our apps will have to deal with.
m******t
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What's interesting is, only the J2EE world always tries to make a clean
distinction between "web server" and "application server". To .Net
applications, IIS is both. To LAMP applications, Apache plus the specific
language module (e.g. mod_php) is both.

Doh... How else could we have created a new line of business called
application server vendors?
t****t
发帖数: 6806
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...你才是sarcasm, 你全家都是sarcasm!
s*******0
发帖数: 3461
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我这个是
sarcasm再sarcasm
你没理解啊
D*O
发帖数: 527
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来自主题: ChinaNews版 - 中国现在确实是太平盛世
...LZ明显是sarcasm
l**********e
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看标题就知道是sarcasm啦,各位别这么认真嘛
C********g
发帖数: 9656
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来自主题: ChinaNews版 - 5月35日的精神
余华

原文:The Spirit of May 35th (载《纽约时报》—中国来信, 2011年6月23日)
译者:爻义
你可能认为5月35日是个虚拟的日子,但在中国,它是真实存在的。它指的实际上是6月
4日,1989年发生“天安门事件“的日子,这个词在互联网上被禁掉了,人们于是使用
“5月35日”来逃避审查和纪念那天发生的事。
今年早些时候我访问台湾的时候,我的书《十个词汇里的中国》在那儿刚刚出版。我被
问到,“为什么这本书不能在大陆出版,而你的小说《兄弟》却可以?”
这就是虚构与非虚构的差别:尽管两本书都是关于当代中国的,《兄弟》触及的是隐晦
的事因而可以成为漏网之鱼,而《十个词汇里的中国》过于直白,逃不过审查。
“《兄弟》是5月35日”,我解释道,“而《十个词汇里的中国》更像6月4日。”
想要表达观点的话,5月35日式的词汇成了今天的例行规则。根据最新的数字,中国有
四亿五千七百万网民,三亿三百万中国人可以用手机上网。在网上控制这些用户不越距
是巨大的工作,政府最有效的控制机制是把某些词汇设定为不可接受,直接禁止它们在
网上使用。
于是那些热衷于表达他们自己观点的人发现他们... 阅读全帖
b*********2
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可可露可到美国, 美国群众真他妈觉悟低啊, 所有评论原封不动照录如下:
http://news.yahoo.com/chen-guangcheng-chinese-dissident-leaves-
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After experiencing Newark he'll probably go home!
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Monica • 18 mins ago
He will be shock to realize that America is not what he thought it would be!
Americans work hard to make ends meet and our govt. has it's own problems..
. We d... 阅读全帖
C******m
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I think you misunderstodd the original author.
What I saw is full of sarcasm. xixi...
e********3
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来自主题: History版 - 三阿哥有没有机会
你如果这都看不出来我是在用你的惯用伎俩Sarcasm,那你确实老年痴呆了。
U*****S
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sarcasm
b*******y
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好吧,下次请加上:Sarcasm Alert!
a***c
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文字有时不能传达sarcasm
f*********e
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i understand you no problem. a lot of my american friends speak the same way
, as long as i understand i can care less about writing law school essay on
a forum.
I was using sarcasm to the other poster, no need to be sensative la~

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only
but
l**k
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我觉得三哥们自己是看不出你口气中有任何sarcasm的呵呵
L*********n
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摆错,知道不知道sarcasm
w*****3
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来自主题: Military版 - 邓小平造就强大中国
sarcasm这个单词你认识吗?
P********n
发帖数: 184
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幽默感,同学
知道啥是sarcasm么
E*V
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来自主题: Military版 - 为什么印度的工业化失败了?
靠,你对xt大虾的sarcasm不服气啊
w*****2
发帖数: 1584
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来自主题: Military版 - 一个不同政见者的人格魅力
你不懂sarcasm?
拜托,我不搞文学科普的。
l***i
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sarcasm, emh? haha
V*E
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Z**R
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p**********d
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来自主题: Military版 - 安理會通過軍事介入利比亞決議
March 17, 2011
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/18/world/africa/18nations.html?_
U.N. Approves Airstrikes to Halt Attacks by Qaddafi Forces
By DAN BILEFSKY and KAREEM FAHIM
UNITED NATIONS — The United Nations Security Council approved a measure on
Thursday authorizing “all necessary measures” to protect Libyan civilians
from harm at the hands of forces loyal to Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi.
The measure allows not only a no-fly zone but effectively any measures short
of a ground invasion to halt attacks... 阅读全帖
E*V
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来自主题: Military版 - 读书了,警察与赞美诗
On his bench in Madison Square Soapy moved uneasily. When wild geese honk
high of nights, and when women without sealskin coats grow kind to their
husbands, and when Soapy moves uneasily on his bench in the park, you may
know that winter is near at hand.
A dead leaf fell in Soapy's lap. That was Jack Frost's card. Jack is kind to
the regular denizens of Madison Square, and gives fair warning of his
annual call. At the corners of four streets he hands his pasteboard to the
North Wind, footman of ... 阅读全帖
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