l****s
发帖数: 113 | 1 ——阅《实用英文单词》口占
A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen
致屁民的十四行诗
O, how harmoneyous doth thy country stand,
With thy departyments carassing thee,
Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry.
哦多么河蟹我们伟大的国家，
看有关部门轻拂着每朵菊花，
看螳臂挡车的钉子户被消灭，
看数盲也能享受福利呀咩蝶。
Enjoying freedamn thou must thank Green Dam,
And Great Fire Wall for guarding innernet,
Outside of which is evil Uncle Sam,
Whose lure of love is doom'd to be upset.
花季要护航我们感谢绿坝娘，
为自由上网筑起安全防火墙，
挡住外面怪蜀黍名字叫山姆，
他没事 |
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l****s
发帖数: 113 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 ChinaNews 讨论区 】
发信人: lassus (要愁那得功夫), 信区: ChinaNews
标 题: 致屁民的十四行诗
关键字: shitizen 屁民
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Feb 26 15:25:02 2010, 美东)
——阅《实用英文单词》口占
A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen
致屁民的十四行诗
O, how harmoneyous doth thy country stand,
With thy departyments carassing thee,
Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry.
哦多么河蟹我们伟大的国家，
看有关部门轻拂着每朵菊花，
看螳臂挡车的钉子户被消灭，
看数盲也能享受福利呀咩蝶。
Enjoying freedamn thou must thank Green Dam,
And Great Fire Wall for gu |
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l****s
发帖数: 113 | 3 A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen
O, how harmoneyous doth thy country stand,
With thy departyments carassing thee,
Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry.
Enjoying freedamn thou must thank Green Dam,
And Great Fire Wall for guarding innernet,
Outside of which is evil Uncle Sam,
Whose lure of love is doom'd to be upset.
Commit thy suihide or grasp a knife,
Or keep thy smilence facing pussy-ups:
In democrazy thou know'st this is life,
Just lik |
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f********g
发帖数: 845 | 4 【 以下文字转载自 America 俱乐部 】
发信人: Alamo (阿拉莫戈多), 信区: America
标 题: (ZT) 致屁民的十四行诗
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Mar 3 11:22:18 2010, 美东)
（忘记说明是转载了，不过没考证出原作者。）
A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen
商籁一首致屁国公民
O,
哦，
how harmoneyous doth thy country stand,
尔之故国何其河蟹兮于阿堵，
With thy departyments carassing thee,
尔之寡党徐徐抚尔兮于后庭，
Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
钉子户兮已被崛起，
And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry.
配小蜜兮唯尔公仆，
Enjoying freedamn thou must thank Green Dam,
享尔自由兮需借助“绿坝”，
And Great Fire Wall for gu |
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A***o
发帖数: 2783 | 5 （忘记说明是转载了，不过没考证出原作者。）
A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen
商籁一首致屁国公民
O,
哦，
how harmoneyous doth thy country stand,
尔之故国何其河蟹兮于阿堵，
With thy departyments carassing thee,
尔之寡党徐徐抚尔兮于后庭，
Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
钉子户兮已被崛起，
And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry.
配小蜜兮唯尔公仆，
Enjoying freedamn thou must thank Green Dam,
享尔自由兮需借助“绿坝”，
And Great Fire Wall for guarding innernet,
锢尔网内兮乃“防火长城” ，
Outside of which is evil Uncle Sam,
为盗墙外兮其“山姆大叔”，
Whose lure of love is doom'd to be upset |
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