p**n
发帖数: 166 | 1
stinky mouth + Mao lun. |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 2 One day, during an organic lab exam, the students were asked to smell an
unknown chemical, then write down the correct IUPAC name thereof. A student
was so pissed off by this question that he ripped the test paper, packed his
stuffs and was ready to leave. The proctor blocked his way and asked :"Wait.
What's your name?" The student took off his right shoe and raised his
stinky foot to the proctor and said :"Here is my signature smell. Now name
me!" |
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z**n
发帖数: 22303 | 3 【 以下文字转载自 Seattle 讨论区 】
发信人: feelingsky (feelingsky), 信区: Seattle
标 题: 在拥挤狭小的餐馆点油炸臭豆腐的人是自私的一类吗？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 6 21:53:21 2011, 美东)
Acknowledge your rights to order whatever on the menu. But after the third
order, the whole restaurant smells like a sewage tank. I shall never go back
there again or any restaurants where stinky tofu is served. |
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i****a
发帖数: 36252 | 4 Typical women post. Stinky and long |
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C*********l
发帖数: 10248 | 5 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: Closingbell (我爸江南四代), 信区: Military
标 题: 居安思危，印度再不奋起就要被中国追上了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 28 09:36:37 2013, 美东)
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/china/China-successful
Though India ahead of China in terms of Ballistic Missile Defense, it seems,
China will soon catch up... India must build up it's military power more
indigenious and modernize to give a challenge to the might of China's
military....
India is not lagging behind in the fields of poverty, literacy, wo... 阅读全帖 |
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s**i
发帖数: 4448 | 7 婚前看到都是孔雀的正面。婚后要近距离全天候和忍受孔雀的stinky rear end。成功
的婚姻都是注意体位，不总把后面戳对方鼻子跟前，或至少一方自毁嗅腺的。 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 8 韵文系列：
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 1 =----------------------------------
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Some people come to sit and think.
Others come to shit and stink.
I come here to rest my balls and
Read the words upon the walls.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 2 =----------------------------------
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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit in the misty vapor.
Someone stole the toilet ... 阅读全帖 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 9 here I sit
arms enfolding
my melting body.
I'm wondering of you
as I slowly become one
with the chair that holds me.
Here I Sit
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(as I slowly become one / with the chair that holds me)
:1:
Here I sit down, broken-hearted
Trying to push a yet unstarted
Poem into bright creation -
Oh, the pains of constipation!
Hours have passed, I've merely parted
Rump cheeks and effetely farted
Those weak blasts of wind excluded
Nothing concrete has extruded!
Other assholes far more shitten
In their ti... 阅读全帖 |
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W*******n
发帖数: 4140 | 10 Chickenshit? Outrageous Creativity!
Limin Wang
10/30/2014
The media are going frenzy about an English word leaked from the Obama
cabinet --- Chickenshit. Bam, how creatively filthy is your cabinet? From my
limited knowledge, American commoners commonly use a decent word Bullshit,
and Chinese commoners commonly use a decent word Dogshit, and Christian
commoners commonly use a decent word Holyshit. Wow, American senior
officials have their own decent word, Chickenshit, from their lips! Who
coined ... 阅读全帖 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 11 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: mocc (无可), 信区: Military
标 题: 世界最长动物鞋带虫
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Nov 15 23:55:09 2016, 美东)
Living in and around rock pools along the west coast of the UK, the bootlace
worm is a species of ribbon worm. It is dark brown in appearance, usually
around 5mm thick, and produces stinky mucus when handled.
That description might make it sound pretty unremarkable, unattractive even,
but when one was found on the shore at St Andrews, Fife in 1864 it got
plenty of attention. It mea... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 12 no has Nine Veggies Box? stinky tofu? |
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m******1
发帖数: 19713 | 13 No, it is a Taiwanese hot soup with stinky tofu. We ate it in a Taiwanese
restaurant. |
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y********k
发帖数: 677 | 14 It just came to me after seeing coldfish's image, lol
Here it goes:
If you were a baby, true love is like your diaper.
When you don't wear it you end up shitting around the bushes.
After you finally have it on you feel good at first. But soon you'll start
shitting again only this time it's gonna end up all over your own butt.
So you take the old one off, wipe your butt and wait for the smell to
dissipate.
Soon enough you'll have a new one and if you're lucky it will cover very
nicely your once s... 阅读全帖 |
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z****u
发帖数: 2629 | 15 不是les，就是想对自己的sexuality了解更深一点。各位有经验的id应该可以帮助解惑。
问题是，我为什么喜欢外壳是男人的男人，但是其内核最好是女人的细腻，不是娘娘腔
，而是具有女人对感情的敏锐度，对抽象的感官敏锐度，纤细敏感温柔的心理。
我虽然没有实施过，但是，看到英俊的女性，英气的，不娘娘腔的那种，我想象一下，
我是应该也很enjoy和她亲密，我可以很被动的做小女人，被摆弄，想象中啦。 比如这
种：http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t1/LES/506023_0_1.html
另外，对外貌性感火辣又可爱的型比较倾心，比如bi女星，Tila tequila这种很主动很
性感，娇小玲珑的女人，如果她进攻我，我应该也会很enjoy，想象中。
难道不是，直女就不喜欢/不可想象和女人做爱么？为什么我甚至觉得应该不错？虽然
没尝试。
我个人性经验，呃，惭愧。
23-30，处女嫁给一个性无能，他没有physically attractive，性冷，起不来，不会做
爱，心理还变态，老欺负虐待我，我想明白离了。我承认这段很丢人，被糊涂兜进了婚
姻，不表。
我感觉我30岁... 阅读全帖 |
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f****y
发帖数: 61 | 16 hehe...that's what i thought too at the first sight.:p speaking of Indians,
they left me good impressions recently. one of my schoolmates, who is a
tipical Indian, is so intelligent, polite, mature, well-organized and capable
on many things. hmmm....although he's still stinky, just like the other
Indians. hoho....
well, for this mm, I want to say that don't be too obsessed with this man.
many years later, besides the beautiful feeling it left in your heart, you'll
also find the whole thing i |
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M*****a
发帖数: 892 | 17 对了，没想到碰上个同城的，很快就给揭穿了。 这个周末还可以去看啊。
中文学名应该是泰坦魔芋花，俗名尸花，英文俗名corpse flower, or stinky plant.
怎么以前没见过你的ID？ |
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z****u
发帖数: 2629 | 18 初恋，发生在13岁，喜欢一个男生，单纯就是喜欢。
初爱，是我第一次感到fall in love，发生在30岁。
人生就是dealing with absurdity in life，诚实认真的过完此生，认真的爱值得爱的
人，就没有遗憾。
他，之于我，
warm，caring，intimate，tender，gentle，innocence，harmonious
unity,being
appreciated, being accepted, not being judged, being loved for who I
am from
the inside, as a person, 这些词语，我第一次在一个男人对我的感情上得到深层次
的诠释。未预料的，他内心的纤细，敏感，温柔，如同女人一样，但就是他的这种
emotional connection，不需要甜言蜜语的温柔对待，平时里的他冷酷理性的眼神在看
我的
时候才禁不住的温柔笑意，让我掉了进去。他的温柔，是不经意的融合
在日常小细节里的，没有特意的学习绅士作风，是很纯净的为我好，疼我。
：（ 他，是我人生里最美丽的出现。
我没有很多... 阅读全帖 |
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x********u
发帖数: 15396 | 19 everything is in normal ranges.
negative for lyme, heartworm, erlichia, anaplasma,roundworm, hookworm,
tapeworm, whipworm, giardia
so...dogs eat raw and drink stinky water can still be quite healthy..en |
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x********u
发帖数: 15396 | 21 his is too stinky. hahaha |
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x********u
发帖数: 15396 | 22 u think tripe from supermarket is stinky? green tripe will kill u then
了。 |
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S********t
发帖数: 18987 | 23 新搬来一家邻居, 有一只灰色长毛花猫, 连续几天早上在晃荡,还蛮可爱的
早上和黄咪对峙了, 黄咪很不开心,居然有小花猫闯到自己地盘,
当初把野咪STINKY好容易打跑,又来一个.
晚上遇到邻居打招呼说起猫,建议他不要让猫在外面, 全社区没有放养猫,是有原因的.
这里有COYOTE出没,以前一个邻居的猫就是被COYOTE吃掉的,从此开始用LEASH溜猫还带
着棍子.
我上个月还在社区的进口看到COYOTE穿马路.
另一个邻居听到了也参与讨论, 说也看到了, 这里还有BOBCAT,MTN LION
新邻居脸色有点变了,旧邻居继续白忽,
这里以前还有个女生去附近林子跑步, 大概也就离这里半里地吧, 让MTN LION咬在头上
死了,
还有附近还有响尾蛇, 新邻居WOW WOW惊呼不断
我又加码, 社区草地还发现过黑寡妇蜘蛛,
估计新邻居今晚要失眠了,上当受骗怎么搬到这么个鬼地方了,呵呵
BTW,秀一下黄咪围脖上的小黄鱼,猫爸亲手给钉的 |
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A*********R
发帖数: 11847 | 25 my two litter boxes, one in the bathtub, the other one on the floor next to
toilet. they still make a mess. luckily i don't need to share bathroom with
these two stinky ones.
cannot imagine if i put them on the carpet... |
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t******n
发帖数: 3113 | 26 我的脚那么瘦，他不嫌咯得慌么，而且总是用温暖的屁股压着我的脚掌....
我会把他暴力挪下来，然后闻他的pp，然后跟他说他很stinky，要经常lick his own
ass才行。
不幸有次被我bf看到了，他说我和猫都是大变态。。。 |
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m****e
发帖数: 235 | 27 Cats clean themselves but dogs don't and can't. If the dog smells, THAT is
the issue of the owner. My previous family dog was a German Shepard, 143lbs
, and he smells NICE, his fur was soft and clean. We cleaned him evey time
he goes out to do his business. We cleaned all his paws and his butt. Also
, every 2-3 days we wipe him down, head to tail and we bathe him once a
month. And, ofcourse, daily brushing. (Oh, we also brush their teeth once a week and buys them dental dog treats...)
My c... 阅读全帖 |
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T*******e
发帖数: 4928 | 28 don't feed Friskie dry food or their chicken/turky/beef flavor cat food.
Actually don't feed any cat food that is not grain free.
My cat had stinky diarrhea with blood for two months until we figured out
it was the corn/wheat/soy content in those trash food caused problem. Spent
hunderds of dollars on medical bills in two months, not menioning thousand
dollars spent on another cat's medical bill earlier this year. I donated all the chicken/turky/beef flavor Friskie can food and only keep some ... 阅读全帖 |
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a********a
发帖数: 3176 | 29 Anybody want to adopt this very friendly, but stinky and messy, fatty? |
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a********a
发帖数: 3176 | 30 xixi - he's less stinky these days - I even let him stay on my lap. And I
think he's lost weight... |
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b******a
发帖数: 12216 | 31 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
wudoo (woodoo) 于 (Fri Nov 26 18:42:03 2010, 美东) 提到:
俺家Luna自从进家门来一直健健康康的，最近不知怎么搞得得了血尿，医生查出来的结
果是尿尿里有好多血，可怜的她肯定疼死了，不停地上厕所，几乎住在litter box了。
虽然打过消炎针后情况好转了，可我想不通怎么得的这病。平时俺一直喂它Friskie的
猫粮，上网查了一下，这种大众牌子好像对猫咪的健康不是太好。会不会是猫粮的问题
呢 ？大家都喂的什么牌子阿 ？
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catcatcatcat (丝猫) 于 (Fri Nov 26 18:45:03 2010, 美东) 提到:
那你换个好猫粮把，外加多喝水
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wudoo (woodoo) 于 (Fri Nov 26 18:49:27 2010, 美东) 提到:
啥牌子比较好咧？
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a********a
发帖数: 3176 | 32 yes, with stinky smell therapy... |
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T*******e
发帖数: 4928 | 33
医生作了什么检查吗？
我家大宝曾拉肚子两三个月（blood in soft/watery fecal, very stinky). 血检，fecal/urine examinations 都没问题。、一开始医生偏向于认为是IBD. 后来发现实际上是对corn, wheat gluten之类过敏。所以改成以主要是grain free food such as weruva， blue buffalo wildness grain free chicken recipe dry food， halo grain free dry food。 每天给些 Halo liv-a-littles treats， 偶尔撒些FortiFlora, Nu-Cat Liquid, GNC superfood complex premium formula powder 等等营养补品在她的食物上。 唯一不健康的是每天要喂她些friskies的海鲜味的can food (她很馋friskies). 但是坚决不敢喂她非海鲜味的friskies can food或是friskies treats,因为它们... 阅读全帖 |
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m***h
发帖数: 23691 | 34 do you feel rabbbit is stinky？
are |
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x********u
发帖数: 15396 | 35 bravo trail mix
halo freeze dried treats (they have lots of different kinds)
zukes mini (lots of flavors too...kinda stinky...tend to dry out if you keep
them out of the original bag)
and of course home made treats and cheese etc. :D |
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s**********4
发帖数: 208 | 36 stinky黑领回来的时候也有（底色衬托太明显）。规律吃狗粮，还有那种skin & coat
treat,现在油光铮亮的。苦孩子就是容易知足：） |
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o**s
发帖数: 3412 | 37 haha! can't wait to see photos of xiao jia huo.
Wellness core or Orijen dry food seems to be the better ones.
I avoid fish flavored food. Some cats are allergic to seafood, also canned
seafood seem to make their poo stink. If i eat salmon or shrimp, i share
with them. Those for some reason don't cause stinky poo.
I leave out canned food during the day.
Mine sleep when we are away. As soon as we get home, they demand A, B, C, D.
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S********t
发帖数: 18987 | 38 赫赫， 我家窗台也是猫必经之地，多年来不断有猫来向黄咪挑衅。
黄猫 stinky, teeger, olive
长毛三花
黑猫shadow
白猫kitty
长毛灰tabby
不过黄咪屹立不摇。 |
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yo
发帖数: 2534 | 39 Thanks, now I put the cat's food bowl underneath a bench, it's too low for
Dusty for get through, this only works for dry food, I opened a can of
stinky liver food for the cat the other day, the cat wouldn't touch it, but
Dusty totally lost control...
We are also letting the cat roam free, he found some safe places, on the
chairs around the dining table, whenever Dusty comes sniffing the cat would
administer deathblows from the chair, but Dusty doesn't seem to learn. One
more month of this... I ... 阅读全帖 |
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L*********3
发帖数: 348 | 40 从我volunteer的地方收到的别的organization的求助信。。。转贴如下，
NYC/NJ- THESE BABIES ONLY 6-8 WEEKS OLD NEED FOSTERS NOW!! HELP PUPPIES
PLEASE CROSS POST..
These puppies are in a high kill shelter . All are without a mom and very
young . IOHR would love to save them .In order for us to commit to them we
need FOSTERS ready to take end of this week-Thursday or Friday so
commitment need to Happen Now! Please consider offering a space for a little
life before its gone forever!
They are OUT OF TIME AND WILL BE PUT DO... 阅读全帖 |
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r******n
发帖数: 134 | 41 我家两月前收养了一只德牧，当时八周，十磅，现在四个月，刚秤了秤三十七磅。
当时还来版上问过floppy ears的问题，感谢pu妈，说的真准，现在耳朵果然立起来了。
跑题了，就是想跟楼主share一下这二个月的亲身经历。
德牧长得快，个头大，爱户外运动，而且的确挺脏的。可就跟养娃一样啊，亲生的，脏
又能怎样，你还能嫌弃自己的孩子messy, stinky？Shedding 不可避免，我们家的从这
么小就掉毛，每天吸尘她的crate 和她常呆的房间，还有每天梳毛（尽量在屋外梳）。
上个月好些天下雨, 可也得带狗出门上厕所，玩啊活动啊，回到家那是又有水又有泥，
还有那个wet dog smell，每天出去少说五六次，每次进门都洗澡好像不现实。带狗娃
去打shots，一次在车上吐了（晕车），一次拉了。拉完她也嫌脏，爬到我腿上坐着不
起来了，就这么一直开到家。不是说你准备个塑料盒她就能拉在那里边。所以我觉得楼
主应该keep an open mind，而不是想当然地作计划，然后以为狗狗能配合你实施。说
到底，你爱狗，对她好，她知道，也无条件地信任你依赖你。你和孩子得到的回报, 那
一点点脏累付... 阅读全帖 |
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y******o
发帖数: 4098 | 42 我家的不会抬腿撒尿，除了刚洗完澡那三天，其余时间都是一股vaguely stinky的味道
，但我超级喜欢阿，天天捧着闻～～～ |
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s****t
发帖数: 17096 | 43 想做个调查，狗smell的都吃的什么狗粮
不smell的吃什么狗粮
据传如果排除allergy（ear/skin）和stinky hygine的原因，最主要的因素就是狗粮
feed raw smell会减少
狗粮越差狗的味道越大 |
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m****s
发帖数: 7397 | 44 Because you are a piece of shit!
You are the crawling dirtbag of the earth
A skunk of humanbeings
You are a fucking dog wrapped in a human'a body.
You and all your fucking AIDS infested women can suck my cock
And feed each other stinky shit!!!!!
Eat Shit. Fucking skunk! |
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L****n
发帖数: 3545 | 45 【 以下文字转载自 Nevada 讨论区 】
发信人: LVHuan (.......), 信区: Nevada
标 题: 西部最大中国特色小吃夜市！！ - 本周六 4/14
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Apr 12 02:28:47 2012, 美东)
加州pasadena，本周六，貌似很热闹哦！好像是台湾特色的，值得一试！
有兴趣同学可CARPOOL前往。 详情请见： http://www.626nightmarket.com/
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Hours: 5PM –11:30PM
Admission: Free
Location: 1. N. Oakland Ave, Pasadena, CA 91101, between Colorado Boulevard
and E. Union Street
Rain or Shine!
报一下菜单：
Beef noodle soup
Beef pancake rolls
Boba Milk Tea
Chinese donut sticks
Ch... 阅读全帖 |
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