c********y
发帖数: 235 | 1 请德州21区的版友支持140EAD
【 以下文字转载自 EB23 讨论区 】
发信人: craniotomy (free as a bird), 信区: EB23
标 题: Media, Congressman Giving Wrong Impression of I-140 EAD Plan
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 4 13:26:38 2015, 美东)
http://immigrationgirl.com/media-congressman-giving-wrong-impre
As many of you are aware, a Department of Homeland Security memo on possible
plans to issue EADs to I-140 holders was leaked some time ago. Yesterday,
Congressman Lamar Smith (R-Texas) has issued a press release stating that
this memo indica... 阅读全帖 |
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h*b
发帖数: 2040 | 2 纯粹抱怨一下, 老公, 公公婆婆, 和他的另外两个家人都住得很近. 可是这里的学区,
小学初中高中都只是八分. 我想搬到十分的学区, 他死活不肯...... 婆婆还经常说,"
念书好不好还是靠个人努力的, 学校好不好无所谓"
他家人不能afford 好学区, stuck 在这边. 现在搞得我家俩娃也stuck 在这里. 以前
老公在学校的成绩可以去念藤校的, 结果婆婆说, 州立的也不差嘛, 就念了州立. 主要
是嫌贵, 还嫌离开父母太远, 将来远走高飞了就等于儿子白养了.
总之, 很心烦. 看别的华人家小孩, 那个父母不是想方设法搬到好学区的? 只有我们家
. 求宽慰开解. |
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W***n
发帖数: 11530 | 3 Trapped caver John Jones, who died Wednesday, was not first to be stuck in
Utah's Nutty Putty Cave.
By Michael B. Farrell | Staff writer of The Christian Science Monitor
The tragic ending to rescue efforts in Utah to free a trapped caver brings
new attention – and a cautionary note – to a sport that has been growing
in popularity.
By all accounts, John Jones, who died around midnight Wednesday after being
stuck in the Nutty Putty Cave south of Salt Lake City for 28 hours, was an
experienced cave |
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i*****s
发帖数: 15215 | 4 Swedish man says he survived two months in snow-buried car
Driver stuck since December hibernated 'a bit like a bear', doctors say
STOCKHOLM — A Swedish man was being treated in hospital Sunday after being
dug out alive from his snow-buried car in which he had survived for two
months with no food, according to police and local media.
The 45-year-old from southern Sweden was found on Friday, emaciated and too
weak to utter more than a few words.
The BBC reported the temperature in the area had re... 阅读全帖 |
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a*****i
发帖数: 4391 | 5 From CBS sportsline http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/6784807
Little never had a chance; next up might not, either
Oct. 27, 2003
By Scott Miller
SportsLine.com Senior Writer
One inning. One decision.
Dusty Baker, who stuck with one of his ace pitchers far too long in a
climactic October game, remains a savior in Chicago.
Grady Little, who stuck with his ace pitcher far too long in a climactic
October game, always will be branded with a Scarlet Letter in New England.
The Red Sox put Little ou |
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l*****9
发帖数: 9501 | 6 Jeremy Lin on His Fast Break to Fame, God, and Kobe Bryant
By Jeff Yang
When The Garden is full and the right moment hits, it sounds like a riverbed
canyon during spring thaw. The roar is deafening, and it rebounds from wall
to wall, off the rafters, and into your face with tangible force.
The first time you felt that sonic boom was a few minutes into last night’s
program, when No. 17, Jeremy Lin — the man of the hour, the evening and
just maybe the season — trotted into the strobing lights of t... 阅读全帖 |
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i*********5
发帖数: 19210 | 7 The dawn of the aero helmet is easy to pinpoint: Greg LeMond, 1989, with the
Giro Aerohead. He may not have been the first to fair his noggin, but he
did so on the greatest of stages, and with the greatest of results.
Since that ride into Paris, during which LeMond made up the 50-second
deficit required to knock Laurent Fignon off the top step of the podium at
the Tour de France, the aero helmet has grown up. It’s matured, changing
with each passing birthday, as aerodynamic engineers sought the ... 阅读全帖 |
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i*********5
发帖数: 19210 | 8 http://triathlon.competitor.com/2013/11/gear-tech/5-causes-of-a
Q: I keep getting flat tire after flat tire and I can’t really figure out
why. Is it just bad luck or is there something wrong with my tire?
A: It’s possible that you keep getting punctures from new sharp things
poking through the tire, but that’s unlikely. There’s probably something
wrong with your tire, wheel or the way you are putting a new tube into the
tire. These are the things that could be causing your recurring flats and
h... 阅读全帖 |
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J***n
发帖数: 210 | 9 My used 552 for maybe 6 months before upgrading to 1090. Here are some of my
personal views:
1. Build quality and everyday use
The 552 seems to have a bit better build quality than 1090. The change of
gears is butter smooth and I never get stuck while changing weight. The gear
changing with 1090 feels a little bit less assertive and I get stuck
probably 1 out of 10 times when changing weight.
I also love the softer handles of the 552. I do all workout with bare hand
as I just love it. The teeth/... 阅读全帖 |
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s**********n
发帖数: 1485 | 10 非常CONFUSING。。。我猜测你是一边3个10磅，总共105。怎么提高，我觉得最开始就
是多推。不锻加重量。让神经系统适应这个用力方式。我当年第一次玩握推135都晃，
当时FOLLOW所谓“金字塔“，每周推两三次，两个月就到215。但是之后就完全STUCK了。
俯握撑也是一样，从前没怎么练过的话，就是每周搞三次，每次尽量多做，会上的很快
的。能不能到100我不知道，反正我是STUCK在5，60了。 |
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e******u
发帖数: 537 | 11 http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/2/24/5442024/jim-harbaugh-san-
San Francisco has some potentially serious problems with its star coach
after reports surfaced about the uneasiness by the bay.
TWEET (12) SHARE (128) SHARE 7 COMMENTS
The San Francisco 49ers hired head coach Jim Harbaugh three years ago, who
took over a team that had not been to an NFC Championship game since 1996.
Under Harbaugh, the 49ers have at least been to the NFC title game all three
seasons, inc... 阅读全帖 |
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d*****u
发帖数: 191 | 12 好像是说老板把客人全现金预付订枪的钱拿去它用，然后没有钱去从分销商那边进枪给
客人了。一团糟，还好没有从他们家买东西。版主把他们从置顶的帖子里面去掉吧。不
要让其他人上当了。
许多人从网上买的枪运到他们那里现在做不了transfer。通过他们已付全款预定的枪也
没有，好多人在找着去退款，但是店不开门退不了。DROS了一半的要cancel掉。还有一
哥们说订了两个手枪运到他们那里，他们没开门，ups把枪送到对面/旁边的店然后两把
枪都丢了。
http://mobile.calguns.net/calgunforum/showthread.php?t=650981
下面是valkyrie arms在网上发的一个帖子，但是他们的账号好像有好几个人在用，所
以也搞不清楚是谁在发言。
Some of the speculations in this thread are correct. When the store moved
from Milpitas to Santa Clara, a new owner took over. The store was renamed
Valkyrie ... 阅读全帖 |
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s*******e
发帖数: 3042 | 13 没有什么真SUV，假SUV。Truck based SUV, 操纵性差，安全性差，废油，唯一的好处
就是tow capacity一般高一点。看来你并不会真的offroad, 只要有AWD就行了，最好有
LSD或者electronic traction control的，如果你想去很深的雪，底盘高一点更不容易
被stuck, 但是平时开又增加了翻车的危险。其实以前的cherokee很爽，可以手动把
differential锁死，在dry pavement上转弯能听到轮胎磨的吱吱响，基本上可以保证不
会被stuck, 现在的好像都没这功能了。
其实那些大妈买菜SUV带AWD的，都可以满足你的要求。 |
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p*******r
发帖数: 180 | 14 Follower is responsible for retreating gear but not necessarily stuck
gear. Either leader or follower or both can be liable to stuck gear and it
depends. It is a very kind gesture for qun to replace it but it is
probably more fair to split the cost.
If I know to whom the gear belongs, I'd definitely return it and it has
nothing to do with willingness. It is a must in my opinion.
Nothing wrong with booties, it is easy to inspect the soundness of
hardware anyway. I have a few things on my rack fro |
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c*******r
发帖数: 13580 | 15 Yes, you will need two ropes. I strongly recommend against doing double rope
rappel from the top of pitch 2. there is an intermediate rap station and you
can do 2 single raps. The team before us got their rope stuck twice. We
untangled for them. The second time, the rope was stuck so bad in multiple
places. I almost thought it was a goner. I put all the weight of my fat ass
to get it out. |
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c****1
发帖数: 5654 | 16 Unfortunately a lot of adult players in bay area gave up their
USATT tournaments after they stuck at their ratings for years.
Also there are so many unsanctioned tournaments in bay area,
ppl got enough exciting.
But glad to see the old guns like Tom Ruan, Joey Hu still won
the national titles after they stuck in their level for many years. |
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d**c
发帖数: 588 | 17 我同意老狼的看法。 体重就是入和出的结果。 长时间入小于出， 没有理由体重不降
。 我们很多人(myself included)的问题是入和出stuck 在一个comfort zone， 再少
吃一点就饿， 就影响锻炼质量， 再多练一点，就受伤， 或没时间再多练， 这时候一
定要耐心， watch carefully what you eat, count every calorie in your diet,
slowly reduce your intake, get yourself into a new comfort zone/equilibrium,
一定会有结果的， 当然说比做容易， 我自己都stuck在BMI24快两年了 ：）
above |
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w***n
发帖数: 9040 | 18 The Big Book of Endurance Training and Racing
By Dr. Philip Maffetone
CHAPTER 8
THE OVERTRAINING SYNDROME
Overtraining is the most common problem that prevents endurance
athletes from reaching their potential. It’s also the most common cause of
injury and ill-health for millions of athletes. And overtraining is a
problem
that many athletes, coaches, and health-care professionals don’t recognize
until it becomes a more serious condition.
As a result, overtraining is not recognized soon enough to ... 阅读全帖 |
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k*****r
发帖数: 1435 | 19 I think powder is easy to survive but difficult to master (hardly any chance
to practice). I never look up to powder days in my first season. Now I am
ready, but there is no powder.
Turn initiation and weight distribution are different. It's likely that you
lose momentum or get stuck transitioning into deeper snow. You need to learn
how to dig yourself out and stand up on your own in deep powder. This is no
joke if you haven't been truly stuck in snow. It takes a strong core and
good coordinatio... 阅读全帖 |
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b*********s
发帖数: 6757 | 20 lol wtf... not shit it is 流畅, it is as 流畅 as my tennis game... lol which
sadly isn't much hahahaha
stuck on some crappy business trip in UK doing nothing but eat and get drunk
... and stupid UK electric plug, I'm stuck w/ company laptop that can't type
chinese.
Thanks to mitbbs, I will get to play some tennis tomorrow though. Gonna play
until I cramp lol |
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a*m
发帖数: 6253 | 21 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
dokknife (力刀_麦地辅导员) 于 (Thu May 16 13:13:08 2013, 美东) 提到:
拉偏架装看不见得证据
装正经拉偏架，夹带私货，借机报复的肯尼迪行为：
ＡＴＭ您也算老网人了，您看这厮得行为如何？为何ＡＣＣ那样好脾气得都看不过眼？！
发信人: hydralistor (hydralistor), 信区: Tennis
标 题: Re: WARNING Re: 我再声明一下啊，和跑的录像
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 16 12:43:16 2013, 美东)
狗是改不了吃屎的。
发信人: fedehen (费得很), 信区: Tennis
标 题: Re: WARNING Re: 我再声明一下啊，和跑的录像
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 16 12:54:57 2013, 美东)
茶馆老板娘老肯就到处warning,warning....
终于赶出去banned,又一只老公鸭进来，嘎嘎嘎，嘎嘎嘎。。。。
网上能有啥恩怨，只是做人... 阅读全帖 |
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T*********k
发帖数: 1621 | 22 Sigh, say what you want about ftp. I can totally understand because ppl
stuck big money in it.
But ftp did no wrong to me. Granted I have $1.7k (a very small amount
compared to some ppl on this board) in it as well, but since Aug, 2010, Ftp
hasn't charged me a dime for deposit and always handle my withdraw quickly.
At the time, I was doing the silly business: deposit $100, run it up until $
1000+ and then cash out. Then deposit $100 again and start over. If my $100
got busted, I deposit another ... 阅读全帖 |
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p**********1
发帖数: 1458 | 23 OP was a very good sng player and dominated the high stake sng at partypoker
, but there were rumors he was broke.
there is a post reveals his poor bankroll management and probably gambling
problems.
http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=4
one crazy story from his post:
I remember once, I was in Sterling, Ill. for a pool tournament, and there
was a card game going on during the tournament. It was like a 2/4 omaha 8/b
game. Anyway, one of the guys in the game asked if anyo... 阅读全帖 |
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b******b
发帖数: 713 | 24 The patch will go live for the Playstation 3 version in Japan on November
2nd.
Several items have also been added to the various shops in the world!
Dark Souls 1.04 (2nd November)
Changes to the effectiveness of certain spells
Magic Shield and Greater Magic Shield
Tranquil Walk of Peace
Ring of Fog
Iron Flesh
Changes to equipment balance
Magic adjust balance >for pyromancy?
Multiplayer matching condition adjustments
Coop hosts will get the full ammount of ... 阅读全帖 |
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j*****z
发帖数: 5306 | 25 4月22号发布
Fixes and Updates
? Cities not Processing: Mitigates some of the issues that were causing citi
es not to process. We are continuing to work on and improve this issue.
? Region Filters: Now sorts regions with available cities to the top
? Invitations: Invitations to join a region should be sent and received more
quickly.
? Tourism: Fixes for unexplained fluctuation of tourists. Tourists more smar
tly counted on transit.
- Cruise ships are now more effective at bringing medium and high wea... 阅读全帖 |
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b******n
发帖数: 2328 | 26 贴新歌提前祝新年快乐啊
大吉大利
I know you want me
I made it obvious that I want you too
So put it on me
Let’s remove the space between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that you move
So give it to me
‘Cause I already know
What you wanna do
Here’s the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody’s ever made me feel the way that you do
You know my motivation
Give in my reputation
Please excuse I don’t mean to be rude
But tonight I’m loving you
Oh you know
That tonight I’m loving you
Oh you know
That to... 阅读全帖 |
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b*s
发帖数: 82482 | 27 摘抄一段那段黑丝袜和sex的议论，很长，微色，慎入：
Note to myself: let’s see "Letters to Penthouse" print this!
I don’t suppose that graduate students of either gender are exactly sought
out by sexual connoisseurs for their great fucking skills. We think about it
too much. Everything has to be verbalized. A person who believes that
fucking is a sexual discourse is simply never going to be any good in the
sack.
I have a thing about stockings. They have to be sheer black stockings,
preferably with seams up the back. When... 阅读全帖 |
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b*s
发帖数: 82482 | 28 摘抄一段那段黑丝袜和sex的议论，很长，微色，慎入：
Note to myself: let’s see "Letters to Penthouse" print this!
I don’t suppose that graduate students of either gender are exactly sought
out by sexual connoisseurs for their great fucking skills. We think about it
too much. Everything has to be verbalized. A person who believes that
fucking is a sexual discourse is simply never going to be any good in the
sack.
I have a thing about stockings. They have to be sheer black stockings,
preferably with seams up the back. When... 阅读全帖 |
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l*y
发帖数: 21010 | 29 由美国著名的作家Neal Stephenson撰写
I don’t suppose that graduate students of either gender are exactly sought
out by sexual connoisseurs for their great fucking skills. We think about it
too much. Everything has to be verbalized. A person who believes that
fucking is a sexual discourse is simply never going to be any good in the
sack.
I have a thing about stockings. They have to be sheer black stockings,
preferably with seams up the back. When I was thirteen years old I actually
shoplifted some black pan... 阅读全帖 |
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t*******h
发帖数: 2744 | 30 I am not a pretty girl,
That is not what I do.
I ain't no damsel in distress,
And I don't need to be rescued.
So, so put me down punk.
Wouldn't you prefer a maiden fair?
Isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere?
I am not an angry girl,
But it seems like I've got everyone fooled.
Every time I say something they find hard to hear,
They chalk it up to my anger,
And never to their own fear.
Imagine you're a girl,
Just trying to finally come clean,
Knowing full well they'd prefer you were dirty... 阅读全帖 |
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G********r
发帖数: 3161 | 31 借用Youtube上老美的影评：
What i really liked about this movie was the realism, the characters were
put in situations that actually are in real life and shows the actual
stresses of making in in society.
Ash is likely kicked out of her parents house and was living with an abusive
boyfriend.
Rosita is stuck as the common house mom who works hard to keep her children
in line only to have a workaholic husband who comes home dead to the world
and nearly impossible to talk too.
Buster, is a man with a dream w... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 32 我还没看电影，不敢下评论，不过 芳华 的原著我是看了，严歌苓的时代特征的选取还
是挺有功力的，不过情节的交代，叙事的手法真的不敢恭维，好像就不断硬塞一些事情
的发展给读者，作者可能没打算把一个短篇回忆录写成一部长篇小说吧。 个人以
为有些港产片真的拍得很不错，好像 “老笠” ，有一场戏 ，黑老大的出场，就靠一
本杂志的封面，把江湖大佬的形象立体起来了！
This city is f*cking stuck。
I hate being f*cking stuck
整个电影的主题贯穿其中，让人看得很想挣脱又无法挣脱，和香港的社会大环境非常切
合，
值得一看。比疯狂的石头好几条街~~ |
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t****0
发帖数: 194 | 33 kirchhoff & rose: 昨天听着很新鲜，这个今天再听就不那么出彩了。不过我是真没听
到过中文唱的blues，忽然听到了，感觉挺振奋的，哈哈。对了，说到blues，你们看过
下面这个东西吗？很搞笑。
How to be a bluesman
1. Thou shalt never have a happy relationship. If you do find yourself
involved in a happy relationship, kill your wife, and then write a song
about it.
2. If they arrest you, all the better. You can now write a song about being
in jail.
3. Thou shalt not converse with Irishmen.
4. During ones lifetime, it is required that you write one song about
leaving home; one about ... 阅读全帖 |
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i***f
发帖数: 10682 | 34 不是一般的失望，是非常失望。
之前看到网上老外用这个卷儿后使劲骂，我的第一反应是这些人歧视中国货。直到现在
自己用用，才知道其实人家评价的很客观。
1. 卷儿拍完了后往塑料轴上卷，卷之前小心的把头儿上的那个胶带撕下来，因为看到
有人说过那个胶带洗的时候会化掉，弄的胶片上很脏。结果竟然卷了几次都没有卷上，
卷了几下之后就Stuck，黑白120也卷过很多了，第一回碰到这情况，只好反过来拆开，
再卷，又Stuck，来来回回第四次总算卷上了，汗都下来了。发现这个卷的塑料至少有
一侧很粘，不知道为什么，类似家具上面沾的那种炒菜后的油泥啥的。
2. 这个卷在那个冲卷App里竟然有数据，没费劲就设好了，HC110 B洗7分半。洗完后晾
，发现这个卷的塑料果然是弹性大，宁曲不直，只好用了两个夹子在下面坠着。
3. 最失望的是扫描出来后，发现只要是过曝的片子，高光细节就基本完蛋。怪不得网
上有人说，拍的时候要很小心，曝光要准。感觉这个对于黑白卷儿来说不应该。还有就
是细节不好，颗粒很大，这是在按照ISO100拍的情况下，估计没法Push了。
总的来说，这是一个很差的黑白卷儿。虽然价钱跟Arista差不多... 阅读全帖 |
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i***f
发帖数: 10682 | 35 那是。不过丸子的问题是觉得Stuck在这个比较无聊的path上了，回国只是Stuck在另外
一条path上了，可能还多了不少压力。 |
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r*****j
发帖数: 7481 | 37 转macrumor的：
Quote:
Originally Posted by SGMD1
In reality, you have to have an AT&T account to get an unlocked 4S from
Apple.
No, this is not the case.
This morning I went into the Manhattan Apple Store on W14th and purchased an
ATT 4S (MC919LL/A) by saying "I'd like an off-contract ATT iPhone 4S 32GB,
Black".
It's just a 'gift' for a friend. (who's not eligible for a contract re-up
yet, or too cheap to upgrade, or broke his phone a month after he bought it,
etc. you fill in your own reason. the... 阅读全帖 |
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s********i
发帖数: 17328 | 38 这是个technical的问题。我有个同事一直用android，抱怨的最大的就是这个问题。
google发布个android，到手机制造商加点东西，再到wireless carrier加点东西，大
半年过去了，这时候手机制造商的新机器发布了，旧机器不支持了，用户这边就stuck
在一个一年前的android版本。app开发者一般也是赶着支持最新的android版本，过不
了多久，apps也stuck住了。 |
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e**n
发帖数: 5876 | 39 f2.0 zoom lens sounds fast? No thank you. You get diffraction as early as f/
8.
APS版的24m芯片一样的diffraction阿. 你要不也批判一下Nikon D5200和所有将要换装
24mp的机型
Because of that 2x crop factor you get DOF similar to high-end P&S. You
shoot the picture at f/2.8 and it looks like a picture from a FF body at f/5
.0. Great for macro but terrible for everything else.
m43的sensor面积是high-end P&S的5倍多, DOF相似, FF的面积是m43的4倍, DOF区别很
大. 恩. 非常公平, 非常的不bias.
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发帖数: 3412 | 40 u already answered ur own question.
差距 is our best friend. The only time I have experienced a leap in
photography, I was super frustrated about the 差距, was stuck at the 瓶颈. I
went on an internet hunt on how to articles.
Now i am stuck again, probably because i think i am good already and not
frustrated, hungry or eager for improvement. Not going to improve if keep
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发帖数: 6090 | 41 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_runaway_prius
Prius with stuck accelerator glides to safe stop～～
EL CAJON, Calif. – A California Highway Patrol officer helped slow a
runaway Toyota Prius from 94 mph to a safe stop on Monday after the car's
accelerator became stuck on a San Diego County freeway, the CHP said.
Prius driver James Sikes called 911 about 1:30 p.m. after accelerating to
pass another vehicle on Interstate 8 near La Posta and finding that he could
not control his car, the CHP said.
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发帖数: 24893 | 42 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: StephenKing (金博士), 信区: USANews
标 题: 真正的美国新闻：让美国蒙羞的新闻
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 7 23:51:09 2013, 美东)
From: Christopher Jordan Dorner /7648
To: America
Subj: Last resort
Regarding CF# 07-004281
I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from
media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous murders and
have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are
saying to yourself that this is completely out of chara... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2744 | 43 The United States of Basic Bitches: A Map and Field Guide
579,23057
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America can consider itself #blessed that it has a word like "bro"— three
letters that convey to most people a specific image about a specific
regionally varietal typ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 10783 | 44 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has their private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you
I'm just so fucking depressed
I just can't seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down and I got right back up
But I need that ... 阅读全帖 |
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m*****e
发帖数: 4193 | 45 Don’t Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you,
that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me
having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a
matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that
tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my
asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 838 | 46 老外最近一个很火的文章，翻译版
千万！不要！刮！ 你的肛毛！！！！
最近我犯下了人生中最大的一个错误！！！！
现在把经验告诉大家，希望大家能从中吸取教训！！！
这一切都要从我拉便便的问题开始说起！！！
不，你想错了，实际上，我并没有便秘！！！
只是在技术上的排便问题而已！！
我的肛毛太长太浓密了，每次拉便便总有一些沾在毛上面！！！
这些残便粘的很牢，这让我非常不爽！！！！！！
我必须用纸清理我的肛毛！！！
但这是个技术活！！！
因为看不见我的屁屁，清理肛毛的时候经常会把屁屁其他地方弄脏！！
还有一个方法是用很多纸把整个屁股仔细擦一遍！！！！
这样做的后果是纸用得太多我家马桶经常会被厕纸堵住！！！！
这个问题困扰我很久！！！！！
经过深思熟虑以后，我想到了一个好点子！！！！
这是老子的屁股老子的肛毛！！！我的地盘我做主！！！！
为什么不把肛毛刮了呢????
这样我的大便不就可以流畅排放了吗！！！！
我脑子里不禁浮现出金黄色的啤酒从酒桶里潺潺流出的美丽景象！！！！！
但后来的事实证明，这是一个非常错误的傻B想法！！！
那天晚上，我坐在毛巾上，开始用廉价的一次性剃刀刮我的肛毛！！！！
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发帖数: 36252 | 47 I tried telnet before. I know are getting used to the short cut keys you
can jump around and perform lots of actions quickly
but so does a command line for a OS. DOS, Linux etc if you know the
commands really well you can do everything quickly and efficiently. but
for the general market it's the graphical UI that matters.
can you imagine what Windows or MAC OS would be like if every development
needs to be coded both for the UI and for the command line? we would still
be stuck in the 1980's. jus... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 43471 | 48 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: lczlcz (lcz), 信区: USANews
标 题: 那些被南极冰堵住的人原来是去研究全球暖化的,哈哈
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 3 15:28:53 2014, 美东)
98% of Stories Ignore That Ice-bound Ship Was On Global Warming Mission
A group of climate change scientists were rescued by helicopter Jan. 2,
after being stranded in the ice since Christmas morning. But the majority of
the broadcast networks’ reports about the ice-locked climate researchers
never mentioned climate change.
The Russian ship, Akademic Shokalskiy, was... 阅读全帖 |
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