s***t
发帖数: 197 | 1 来自主题: EnglishChat版 - ball ball (1): a fun time.
"I really had a ball in Dave's ESL class."
ball [offensive] (2): a testicle.
"After getting kicked in the balls, his voice seemed much higher." |
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p****t
发帖数: 4256 | 2 The "test tickles" sounds like "testicles".
老米的笑话往下半身想就差不离了 |
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M***e
发帖数: 836 | 3 左边那个list还有很强大的词汇
Korean BBQ
When you lather up your balls with hot sauce and have a girl go to town on
them. The hot sauce is preferrably Korean chili garlic sauce to get a good
burn, but any old hot sauce will do.
Fuck my balls are itchy from the Korean BBQ with your mom last night.
Korean Goggles
When testicles are laid upon the eye sockets of another person
Korean Blueberry
A girl taking a shit while getting fucked.
Kim enjoyed a Korean Blueberry with Codi.
Korean Braking
Korean Braking a |
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M***e
发帖数: 836 | 4 还是单独贴一个吧
Korean BBQ
When you lather up your balls with hot sauce and have a girl go to town on
them. The hot sauce is preferrably Korean chili garlic sauce to get a good
burn, but any old hot sauce will do.
Fuck my balls are itchy from the Korean BBQ with your mom last night.
Korean Goggles
When testicles are laid upon the eye sockets of another person
Korean Blueberry
A girl taking a shit while getting fucked.
Kim enjoyed a Korean Blueberry with Codi.
Korean Braking
Korean Braking as the act |
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c****s
发帖数: 2487 | 5 那里的解释有点问题
因为testicles是产生精子的地方，而前列腺才是分泌精液的
所以正确的破解应该是分析蓝鲸前列腺的尺寸和功率 |
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a****5
发帖数: 10854 | 6 ft
testicles产生精子，而前列腺分泌精液
但都存在储精囊里
难不成还现分泌阿
分析的应该是储精囊的容量 |
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f*******l
发帖数: 8811 | 8 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: Yossarian (野马尘埃), 信区: Military
标 题: 我党最神奇的间谍，男扮女妆，深入法国
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Nov 3 10:47:38 2011, 美东)
这是我几年来看到的最娱乐最搞笑的故事。
不知大家看过M. Butterfly这部电影没有。
汉语翻译蝴蝶夫人，蝴蝶君。
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107468/
这部电影基本上是写实的，讲述了时佩璞的传奇故事。
一下引百度百科
’时佩璞，男，是北京青年京剧团的编剧、旦角演员兼团部秘书。时佩璞毕业于云南大
学，主攻法语兼西班牙语，学生时代就喜欢京剧，曾与关肃霜合作演出。他后来拜小生
姜妙香为师，曾经在北大礼堂演出《奇双会》。
1964年认识当时驻北京的法国外交官Boursicot，对方以为他是女儿身， 猛烈追求他，
两人其后更发生性关系。在北京工作的布尔西科，一次在使馆举办的酒会期间遇上男扮
女装的花旦演员时佩璞，两人陷入爱河，但布尔西科一直都不知道时佩璞是男儿身，两
人密切交往后，时佩璞更告诉布... 阅读全帖 |
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C**********t
发帖数: 4 | 9 Woman kills man by squeezing his balls
Road rage is dangerous. Parking rage is apparently deadly. A 42-year-old
woman in Haikou City, China, wanted to stow her scooter in front of a store
when she went to pick up a child from school. When the shopkeeper refused,
an argument ensued, then escalated into a fist fight once the woman called
for reinforcements, then spiraled tragically out of control when she grabbed
him by the testicles and squeezed until he passed out. The victim, 41, was
taken to t... 阅读全帖 |
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b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 10 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: brihand (brihand), 信区: Military
标 题: 日本牛大发了:年轻人对sex没兴趣了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 28 12:42:37 2013, 美东)
Why have young people in Japan stopped having sex?
What happens to a country when its young people stop having sex? Japan is
finding out… Abigail Haworth investigates
Japanese man and woman lean away from each other
Arm’s length: 45% of Japanese women aged 16-24 are ‘not interested in or
despise sexual contact’. More than a quarter of men feel the same way.
Photogr... 阅读全帖 |
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M*******n
发帖数: 10087 | 11 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 【转自华人】对八岁儿子的第一次性教育
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Apr 1 17:21:12 2014, 美东)
【转自华人】儿子8岁了，对性有很多疑问。我本以为美国小学会对孩子有性教育的，
看来完全没有。孩子他爸成天忙得没空管孩子， 只好我亲自教了。 昨天去图书馆借了
本给8-10岁孩子性教育的书，晚上读给孩子听。
书的第一章，介绍女人身体结构， 书上画着女人下面的三个孔，尿道口，阴
道口和肛门。跟他讲，他不大感兴趣，只是很诧异baby是从阴道口那么小的口里生出来
的。 接着有图介绍女人乳房的发育， 画了三个女孩， 6-7岁的小女孩是平胸， 11-12
岁胸部开始发育， 17-18岁胸部发育好了。 书上画的那个 17-18岁的女孩很漂亮，长
发，大胸，细腰， 儿子看了又看，很喜欢，半天不让我翻页， 说， " Mommy, I
really like this picture."
第二章，介绍男... 阅读全帖 |
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K*****2
发帖数: 9308 | 12 抄自Urban Dictionary
Tom: With all due respect, I don't fancy you..I only fancy hot women.
Sheila: With all due respect, fuck you!
With all due respect, keep that shit to yourself.
Boss: Ted, I'm Going to have to fire you. Your output has-
Ted: With all due respect sir... Suck my TESTICLES |
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w********e
发帖数: 8594 | 13 http://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/clever-jokes/
1. René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Would you like
a beer?” Descartes replies, “I think not,” and promptly disappears.
2. A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
3. This sentence contains exactly threeee erors.
4. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers
? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
5. A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one
b... 阅读全帖 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 14 这边的猪看起来也是要阉割的
Uncastrated male pigs, called boars, are known for aggression. Boars will
bite, shove and jump on other pigs. Boars can also be hard for workers to
handle, and boar aggression can be a risk to worker safety. Castrating a
male pig will reduce these behaviors.
Some boars also produce “boar taint” or “off odors.” Boar taint does not
affect food safety, but it does change how meat tastes and smells. Some
describe it as a “musk” or a smell similar to onions or manure. The USDA
Food Safe... 阅读全帖 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 15 各种牛
母牛 Cow: a mature female bovine that has given birth to at least one or two
calves. Colloquially, the term "cow" is also in reference to the Bos
primegenius species of domestic cattle, regardless of age, gender, breed or
type. However for most people who work with or raise cattle, this term is
not used in the same reference as previously noted.
Bull: a mature, intact (testicles present and not removed) male bovine used
for breeding purposes.
幼年入宫阉公牛（肉用) Steer: a male bovine (or bull) that has... 阅读全帖 |
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w*****g
发帖数: 16352 | 16 To combat the disease, Armstrong had the brain tumors removed, had one
testicle removed and underwent chemotherapy, according to Biography.com. The
retired cyclist was declared cancer-free as of February 1997.
根着我，你们就涨姿势吧。
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 13 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 17 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: hstlqamd (hstlqamd), 信区: Military
标 题: 中国官媒英文版社交媒体贴出“脏话”字谜引发讨论
关键字: 人民日报,字谜
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Jan 3 06:11:42 2017, 美东)
http://www.bbc.com/zhongwen/simp/chinese-news-38493874
中国官媒英文版社交媒体贴出“脏话”字谜引发讨论
2小时前
字谜的其中一部分。完整版字谜能从中看出许多脏话。
中国官媒《人民日报》在其英文社交媒体上发布充满粗鲁词汇的新年猜字谜遭网民嘲笑。
“2017纯属娱乐之新年字谜：你认出的头三个字将代表你的2017年。你看到什么了？”
人民日报的英文推特（Twitter）帐号周一（1月2日）发文写到。
“手淫”（masturbate）、“口交者”（sucker）、“睪丸”（testicle）是其中几个
可以辨识出的字。
周一稍晚该则贴文被移除。
网民对字谜的反应迅速，许多人觉得有趣而非被冒犯。
英语使用者网民评论人民日报推文。
网友Jr_W... 阅读全帖 |
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x*****i
发帖数: 361 | 18 我也在找vet，唉。我们现在这个好像比较贵，neuter要charge $400。今天我在afu妈
妈介绍的shelter网站上发现他们neuter charge $190，还有个50% off的coupon，就有
点心动了。但后来打电话一问，说噜噜这种testicle没有drop的情况他们做不了，气死
我了。 |
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m***j
发帖数: 9290 | 19 "说噜噜这种testicle没有drop的情况他们做不了"
这是什么意思？没长够年龄还是特殊品种？ |
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a*******8
发帖数: 4534 | 20 就是把肚子上毛给剃光了，然后缝一针，没大问题。
我家猫是公的，但是vet说他的testicle长肚子里了，按母猫阉的。 |
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x*****i
发帖数: 361 | 21 谢谢大家的祝福。这两天特别忙，所以也没时间上来update一下。总的来说还是很顺利
的，只是因为噜噜有一个testicle埋在肚子里了，结果挨了两刀，有点可怜。不过现在
一切都正常，能吃能睡，虽然套着cone，还弃而不舍的咬塑料瓶。我们家这个cone好像
特别大似的，不知道别人是不是也这样，稍微小一点都不行，噜噜能把后腿伸到cone里
边去别住然后再舔伤口。 |
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s**********d
发帖数: 1694 | 22 cat neutering是去掉testicles，不知道还能不能看到这种景象了呢？ |
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b******a
发帖数: 12216 | 23 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
goaway09 (Gone) 于 (Fri Nov 12 11:28:36 2010, 美东) 提到:
好不容易手机抓拍到的~
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goaway09 (Gone) 于 (Fri Nov 12 11:29:13 2010, 美东) 提到:
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aommgaby (围脖~~前世小情人) 于 (Fri Nov 12 12:05:18 2010, 美东) 提到:
后妈，绝对的后妈~~
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ssshhhuuuiii (大脸猫) 于 (Fri Nov 12 12:33:54 2010, 美东) 提到:
这个尺寸在他们那里算是霸王吗?!
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ALOHAFROMOR (aloh... 阅读全帖 |
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k**L
发帖数: 3630 | 25 what a geek. If you live in a metal box with wire sticking out of your dick
and you have sex by electrifying your testicle, then you can "timeshare,
timeslice". |
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n******2
发帖数: 1202 | 26 【原创】封神2012（131）一网打尽
殷飞挥动冥海神刀抵抗着食人妖鱼的袭击，无奈水中阻力太大，又有水草缠绕。而妖鱼
却灵活异常，此起彼落的撕咬他全身上下。
从外看去，巨型水球表面剧烈波动着，显然殷飞不甘束手待毙，仍在作垂死挣扎。杜罡
磊遗憾的舔了下嘴唇，露出森森白牙，仿佛巴不得能加入那些食人鱼的行列。
便在此时，水球中迸出一道乌光，紧接着水陡然转为漆黑。杜罡磊走近借着月光察看，
水中密密麻麻布满了其细如发的黑丝！正愕然间，水球深出游出一条食人妖鱼，身上缠
满了黑丝，拼命想冲出来。
杜罡磊心知不妙，水里到底发生了什么可怕的事，把这些凶残狂暴的食人妖鱼吓成这样
?他催动法诀，想把妖鱼召回，却惊奇的发觉，自己和它们之间的感应已完全被阻断!
黑丝骤然间一紧，那只食人妖鱼象陷入黑洞般被拉进水球深处，在消灭那瞬间，它鼓出
的眼睛充满了恐惧和绝望。其黑如墨的水象熔化的沥青，透出莫名的诡异，所有的波动
全都消失，只有死一般的寂静。
杜罡磊又是心痛，又是忿怒。这些食人妖鱼经他家族数代培炼而成，不知花了多少心血
才炼出了三十六只，做成两条魔鱼项链，没想到这么一下子半数就有去无回。
他想撤去水球看个究竟，... 阅读全帖 |
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g****d
发帖数: 3461 | 27 Several years ago I went to one of his talk. In the beginning he said
"On average, a person has one testicle and one ovary."
The audience laughed. That was a great line to introduce a talk on single
molecule spectroscopy. |
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D*****r
发帖数: 6791 | 28 The Relativity of Biblical Ethics
by Joe Edward Barnhart (1988)
It is an axiom among fundamentalists and evangelicals that theology is the
foundation of ethics and morality in North America culture. Without this
foundation, they fear, ethics would fragment into total relativism of
dissolve into whim, arbitrariness, and chaos. I would like to contest that
view by showing how some organized religions are parasitical to the body of
ethics and how the Bible itself exemplifies moral relativism.
Vario... 阅读全帖 |
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w*********r
发帖数: 3382 | 29 no, they absolutely agree with each other
women were fvcking evolved from men's ribs
initially all women looked like a curled dick but as time evolved they
started to grow arms, legs，etc..
there was one time women's breasts were mistakenly thought to be the
counterpart of men's testicles but later recognized as the milk producing
trumpet
you got it numb nuts? |
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j********1
发帖数: 628 | 30 来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 翻译问题 马太 19:9-19:12
英文版里（Standard English Version, New King James Version, etc）有eunuch一
词，中文和合版译为阉人，中文标准版译为独身者，这意思相差太多了。现在主流意见
是前两种是实指，第三种是metaphor。申命记 23:1 说“凡外腎受傷的，或被閹割的，
不可入耶和華的會”(和合版）。如此说来这两个翻译都是有问题的。
葵花宝典可能是从这几句马太获得的灵感。
另外这几句也告诉童鞋们男人无故休妻再娶是罪，娶被休的女人也是罪，大家要注意了
。女人休夫应该是可以的吧。
所以男童鞋想根小三结婚的应该这样操作：先告诉老婆你把我休了吧，老婆必须绝对服
从老公，所以必须休了男人，男人然后再娶就可以了。原来的老婆也可以再嫁不必担心
新老公犯罪。
Mattew 19:8-19:12 (NKJV)
8 He said to them, “Moses, because of the hardness of your hearts,
permitted you to divorce your wives, but from the b... 阅读全帖 |
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s*l
发帖数: 9421 | 31 以前写的，刚才看到你提到蛇吃土我就想起这个，放过来娱乐一下。其实我一直觉得些
写创世纪的作者有许多灵感是来自性的。圣经前面test有testicle的意思，以前人做见
证发誓都要用手抓着自己的蛋蛋。 |
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b*****n
发帖数: 3774 | 32 哈哈哈。。没啥。。我经常眉飞色舞地跟外国人说吃了brain，吃了intestine，还讨论
是small intestine，还是large intestine。。。有一回一个同事毛了，说我还吃过
testicles，你娃娃喃？我悄悄退下。。。 |
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b********h
发帖数: 7210 | 33 哈哈，要是我在就使用杀手锏：问他吃过鞭没有。
论: 是small intestine，还是large intestine。。。有一回一个同事毛了，说我还吃
过: testicles，你娃娃喃？我悄悄退下。。。 |
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K******S
发帖数: 10109 | 35 I'm not in this particular field. But I guess anything related to prostate/
testicle should do it. Again, no one will spend time to test/develop such
thing anyway. hehe
just
if
a protein. sorry for my ignorance. |
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l********t
发帖数: 429 | 36 Sames的一个研究方向就是碳氢键活化。一般的有机反应就是各个官能团之间的转换，
而碳氢键一般被认为是惰性的。（例外当然不少，象燃烧反应，笨加溴的反应等。)如
果你能随便让某一个碳氢键变成其他键，那么你就发了。便宜的天然气（甲烷）就可以
变成甲醇加到汽车里了。复杂大分子的合成也能一下省去很多步骤。指哪打哪，要的就
是这种自由。这种宏伟构想深深吸引了当时的有志青年--我。这里指哪打哪的“指”用
的是一些贵金属钯铂之类的。用英文讲叫“coordination directed C-H activation".
Sames 的push在系里是有名的，不过俺不怕，自认搞科研还是有点创新力的，在国内就
发过不少英文文章的。但是进去之后很快发现没有人带你上路还真是挺难的。做第一个
分子是个五步反应。那时我不知如何用NMR，也不知道怎么装柱子，过柱子，五步做完
后，才请一位师兄帮忙去打个NMR谱图。只看到一个宽峰，加上溶剂峰。一个月的功夫
全白费了。有一天Sames说既然我以前的背景是无机的，那就合成一些贵金属的配合物
来看看是不是催化效率更好，以及研究机理。被有机合成搞得恐惧的我就答应了下来。
这... 阅读全帖 |
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u***n
发帖数: 1263 | 37 but penis not equal to testicle ya,
big difference ya |
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g*****j
发帖数: 1211 | 38 Yes, your body will function a lot better to live without them. Why not
take away your thryoid, adrenal, parathyroid, and also of course the
testicle/ovary. |
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l****7
发帖数: 148 | 39 he and his mom are concerning why he is small. pe: testicles are small, no pubic hair. wht to do next?
1-fsh,lh level
2-tsh
3-none
4-hormon therapy with testostron
wasted a lot of time, report to alert! |
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l****7
发帖数: 148 | 40 Q1:
12 year old boy and his mom are concerning why he is small. pe: testicles
are small, no pubic hair. wht to do next?
1-fsh,lh level
2-tsh
3-none
4-hormon therapy with testostron
Q2
An 8month old infant is brought to the ED due to vomitting and decreased
urine output. 3days ago, he had a fever, sore throat and ear pain. he was dx
with otitis media and rx with oral amoxixillin. today his temp is 40C, PR
80/min, RR 40/min and irregular, blood pressure is 100/80, and wh is kg. he
is lethargic and |
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