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发帖数: 14021 | 2 才发现这是洋葱theonion上的新闻, 所以很可能是假的。 |
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发帖数: 5200 | 3 就是看到席梦思的文章，大家笑笑
Beleaguered Fan Bases Graduate From “Profoundly Depressed” to “Really
Bitter”
And it manifests itself in occasionally hilarious ways. Like this fake Tampa
radio ad begging for volunteers for the Bucs’ overmatched offensive line.
Or Chicago fans responding to that Packers-Bears annihilation by cranking
out mean Internet meme after mean Internet meme. Actually, Bears fans are so
bitter that, when The Onion wrote an article pretending that Jay Cutler
blamed the punter for Chicago’s ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 10390 | 6 Defensive Tackle's Innocence Shattered By Play-Action Pass
“You go through your whole life thinking that everything is simple, that p
eople are good, that a run play is a run play and a pass play is a pass play
. But you know what? That’s not the world we live in. Seeing that really fo
rced me to grow up—and I’ll never be the same again.”
http://www.theonion.com/article/defensive-tackles-innocence-sha
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发帖数: 12289 | 7 呵呵
supplements
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发帖数: 2541 | 8 据说跟越南打时，国家军事5项队的和射击队高手也都拉上去开洋荤练摊过的。
Sniper PK spiner，一定是很有看头的，看谁更贼和出手更快更准了。这些家伙们
要PK上，总是只能有一个活下来。负伤的大概少见。 |
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发帖数: 3419 | 19 http://www.theonion.com/content/news/report_women_increasingly_choosing
Report: Women Increasingly Choosing Dead-End Careers Over Dead-End
Relationships
May 26, 2008
COLLEGE PARK, MD—According to a report published Monday in The Journal Of
Gender Studies, many American women are bucking centuries of traditional
gender roles by placing stunted, emotionally unfulfilling relationships on
hold in order to pursue mind-numbing careers devoid of any upward mobility.
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发帖数: 263 | 21 http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-apple-ceo-tim-cook-im-thin
SAN FRANCISCO—Following the resignation of Apple founder Steve Jobs,
incoming CEO Tim Cook called a meeting of shareholders and members of the
press Thursday morning to announce that he envisioned printers as the
company’s future. “Laser, ink-jet, double-sided, color, black-and-white—
the future of technology is in printers. I am absolutely convinced of that,
” Cook explained to a packed auditorium as a montage of printers and peopl... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3401 | 31 拜托你难道没看过theonion？这也要楼主声明一下？ 你看晚间脱口秀的时候难道也以
为主持人的笑话
都是真的？ Grow up。 |
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发帖数: 5754 | 32
those who take facebook ID-photos seriously tend to take theonion and SNL
seriously. |
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发帖数: 25615 | 33
你不知道 theOnion News 怎麼回事？ 服了Ｕ！ |
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发帖数: 399 | 37 【 以下文字转载自 Chinook 俱乐部 】
发信人: wavelets (thinking loud), 信区: Chinook
标 题: tim cook: i am thinking printers
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 25 17:39:28 2011, 美东)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-apple-ceo-tim-cook-im-thin
New Apple CEO Tim Cook: 'I'm Thinking Printers'
08.25.11 Share
SAN FRANCISCO—Following the resignation of Apple founder Steve Jobs,
incoming CEO Tim Cook called a meeting of shareholders and members of the
press Thursday morning to announce that he envisioned printers as the
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发帖数: 1919 | 40 http://www.theonion.com/articles/sonofabitch-mouse-solves-maze-researchers-spent-mo,2432/
News
Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
IOWA CITY, IA—University of Iowa neuroscientists studying spatial learning
and the effects of stress on memory announced Tuesday that a little son-of-a
-bitch mouse ruined an experiment on cognitive performance by effortlessly
navigating a maze that researchers spent nearly a year designing and
constructing.
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发帖数: 6973 | 41 There is no secret so I will answer here. I ti=old you to find a good, ethical
lawyer is hard, especially you have only a few days. I have the troubles in
Taiwan nd US, so I do the lawyersing myself now. You trust yourself nost.
I have read the TheOnion's reply. It is too late, isn't it? Before I shoulder
lawyering, I was sued. I thought it was rificulous, talked to a lawyer and did
not agree with his fee regime, went to court on my own, and got a short
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