k**l
发帖数: 2966 | 1 南方公园给大家讲解了为什么要vote:)
A proper reason why he should vote rather than 'because you have to'. They
tell him that an election is always between the giant douche and a turd
sandwich, because they're the only people who suck up enough to make it that
far in politics,
有歌为证：
Let's get out and vote!
Let's make our voices heard.
We've been given the right to choose,
between a douche and a turd.
It’s democracy in action!
Put your freedom to the test.
A big fat turd or a stupid douche,
Which do you like bes... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 2 George Clooney: Obama Is Awesome, It’s Just That He’s Not Awesome At
Telling Us How Awesome He Is
March 19, 2012 | Posted by TWB
Where I come from, when you’re awesome, you don’t need to have someone to
tell other people of your awesomeness. But according to George Clooney, the
only reason that Obama’s Presidency isn’t being deemed successful is
because Democrats stink at telling everyone about Obama’s wonderful
accomplishments.
Sitting down with NBC’s David Gregory (who thinks Obama is awesome... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 3 Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and
over then expecting a different result. So the morons and sheeples have
been electing reelecting over and over and over again entrenched career
politician turds only interested in preserving their power and feathering
their own personal nests rather than addressing the concerns and looking out
for U.S. Citizen tax paying citizens. On the career politician turds watch
the debt is $19 trillion, America's standing is dimini... 阅读全帖 |
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c*****a
发帖数: 1728 | 4 十年前我就看过的英文版：
>> SHIT LIST !!!
>> ------------------------
>>THE GHOST SHIT
>> The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper,
but
>> there's no shit in the bowl.
>>
>>THE CLEAN SHIT
>> The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there
's
>> no shit on the toilet paper.
>>
>>THE WET SHIT
>> You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end
up
>> putting toilet paper between you... 阅读全帖 |
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j***g
发帖数: 11325 | 5 查了一下金山词霸对turd的解释。例句之一是
http://www.iciba.com/turd
英文原文： 4. Why are you being such a turd! I wish I hadn't gotten married!
中文翻译： 听下面一段对话，回答9～11小题。 |
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I******a
发帖数: 3812 | 6 http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html
Visit the original once in a while. Apparently, it's chock full o' updates.
Slur Represents Reasons/Origins
51st Stater Canadians Self-explanatory.
Abba-Dabba Arabs Used in the movie "Betrayed" by rural American hate group.
Abo Australian Aboriginal Derogative shortened term for Aboriginal.
Adolf Germans Hitler, of course. Generally thought of the worst person ever.
Ahab Whites From Moby-Dick. Ahab hunted the white whale.
Ainu Japanese Aboriginal Originall... 阅读全帖 |
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t***a
发帖数: 205 | 7 评论太多了，几十页，我只贴第一页。妥妥的国人又一次让很多老外开了眼界，每一个
人都喷F..K，明显都缺乏教养，没有我们同胞淡定哪
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af9_1496821890&comments=1#comment_page=1
This just sets in concrete the perception that Chinese drivers are the
fucking worst in the world. First, you have a taxi that casually mows the
woman down and THEN DOESN'T STOP. Then you have an SUV run over her body
while she lays in the middle of the street. Where the fuck are your eyes if
you're not seeing something as large an adult human being on the roa... 阅读全帖 |
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x****o
发帖数: 21566 | 9 哦，我知道了，你不知道 "giant douche"和 "turd sandwich"，这不怪你，你可以看
看Season 8 Episode 8 South Park
至于床铺和希拉里哪个是"giant douche"，哪个是 "turd sandwich"，你随便，我都没
有意见 |
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q**********r
发帖数: 465 | 10 在网上碰到一个希粉，国籍，种族不明。
肯定不是华人。last name: Acevedo
看first name是个男的。
我说Hillary是cheater. 这厮回email说：
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and trump hasnt cheated millions of land or money? or the respect of women
or a nation lol its like picking the turd or THE turd
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小弟的英文水平和政治水平都极为有限，请教各路大神，帮我写个回信。我争取说服对
方弃暗投明。
谢先。 |
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T****i
发帖数: 15191 | 12 "What the hell is wrong with this country? She was hit, run over and no one
reacts? What the fuck?"
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: theia (theia), 信区: Military
标 题: liveleak上老外对中国驻马店女人二次被碾压事件的评论
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jun 9 00:47:03 2017, 美东)
评论太多了，几十页，我只贴第一页。妥妥的国人又一次让很多老外开了眼界，每一个
人都喷F..K，明显都缺乏教养，没有我们同胞淡定哪
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af9_1496821890&comments=1#comment_page=1
This just sets in concrete the perception that Chinese drivers are the
fucking worst in the world. First, you have a taxi ... 阅读全帖 |
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c***m
发帖数: 2630 | 13 you know turd too?
Turd said silver is going to be huge tomorrow. It looks he will jump back
into silver tomorrow early morning. |
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s*********8
发帖数: 901 | 14 UniCredit, Italy's largest bank and our favorite bellwether of the
deteriorating Italian economy, can't avoid trouble. In 2008, the bank's
shares crashed after investors realized it was one of the largest European
owners of subprime mortgages. When it was forced to raise capital, it didn't
turn to European governments. Instead, it raised $1 billion (offering 3.6%
of the firm) from Libya's Muammar al-Gaddafi.
Then, in January 2009, the New York Times reported one of UniCredit's
largest subsidiari... 阅读全帖 |
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S**********s
发帖数: 4534 | 15 That's one of my favorite episodes, and exactly the reason why I don't vote;
however it doesn't address this issue.
Vote of die, mother******.
Giant douche vs turd sandwich.
it was turd sandwich, not turkey; and douche is something people (mostly
female) used to introduce fluid into their body cavities for hygiene
purposes, most frequently the vagina.
"the fact that it's a giant douche renders it useless" |
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t******t
发帖数: 1123 | 16 you've got it? congrats! Dog sons of those turds. |
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h***y
发帖数: 4936 | 17 dried turd produced by a holy indian cow. |
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w*********g
发帖数: 30882 | 18 How To Ruin Your Life
15. Be oblivious, ignorant, apathetic, be totally unconcerned with what's
going on in the world. It will all sort itself out without you anyway.
14. Be passive, watch a lot of television.
13. Be fake, superficial, and disingenuous. Get your sense of personal
identity through your material possessions.
12. Have a sense of entitlement, a huge chip on your shoulder. Look down
your nose at those turds and consistently let them know what you really
think of their sorry, usele... 阅读全帖 |
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r********n
发帖数: 7441 | 19 应该是 turd sandwich
不看 south park 吧，你？ |
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r********n
发帖数: 7441 | 20 en, giant douche vs turd sandwich
fisherman |
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r********n
发帖数: 7441 | 22 for me, they all are no diff from a pile of turd |
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xt
发帖数: 17532 | 23 Another bleeding heart leftist turd.
categorized
at
smart
yourself |
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w********9
发帖数: 8613 | 24 这是Shorter Oxford American English Dictionary第五版列出的与德语或者日耳曼语
相关的英语词根或词汇。
-at, suffix2. + -dom, suffix. + -ed, suffix1. + -ed, suffix2. + -en, suffix1
+ -en, suffix2 + -en, suffix5 + -en, suffix6 + -er, suffix1. + -er, suffix3
. + -er, suffix5. + -est, suffix1. + -est, suffix2. + -et, suffix2. + -eth,
suffix1. + -hood, suffix. + -ing, suffix1. + -ing, suffix3. + -ish, suffix1.
+ -kin, suffix. + -le, suffix1 + -le, suffix3 + -less, suffix. + -ling,
suffix1. + -ling, suffix2 + -ly, suffix1. + -ly, s... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****w
发帖数: 1017 | 25 http://www.acfun.tv/a/ac910699
日发布的《中共中央关于全面深化改革若干重大问题的决定》，宣布了一项人口与生育
政策的重大调整：
“坚持计划生育的基本国策，启动实施一方是独生子女的夫妇可生育两个孩子的政策，
逐步调整完善生育政策，促进人口长期均衡发展。”
这意味着“中国一对夫妻一个孩”的计划生育政策再一次走向宽松。
外媒对此兴奋异常，称其为“中国新一代领导人权力巩固后的改革”。美联社第一时间
播发了这条消息，并迅速登上美国各大媒体头条。
世界媒体关注中国放宽二胎政策
世界媒体关注中国放宽二胎政策
《华盛顿邮报》采用的标题是：中国共产党声称将废除劳教制度，放松一胎政策。文中
说：中国将放松执行了几十年的一个孩子政策，将允许夫妻中一方为独生子女的家庭生
育两个孩子。“这是为期4天的中共3中全会结束后一项关键决议的一部分，由新华社今
天发布”。
著名“维权将领”浦志强律师称其为“一项进步”。
《华盛顿邮报》文章
以往，中国计划生育制度大大限制了城市夫妻生二胎的权利，如果农村家庭夫妻第一胎
是女孩儿，则可以生第二胎，如果夫妻双方都是独生子女，也可以生二胎。
中国政府... 阅读全帖 |
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S*********4
发帖数: 5125 | 26 我兔gdp超美 白人网站一片鬼哭狼嚎 如丧考妣
It's official – America is now No. 2
Chinese economy overtakes U.S. to become world's largest
Published: 16 hours ago
(Marketwatch) Hang on to your hats, America.
And throw away that big, fat styrofoam finger while you’re about it.
There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just say it: We’re no longer No.
1. Today, we’re No. 2. Yes, it’s official. The Chinese economy just
overtook the United States economy to become the largest in the world. For
the first time since Ulysse... 阅读全帖 |
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g***j
发帖数: 40861 | 27 屎：
cowchip nounamericaninformal
a hard dried cowpie
cowpie nounamericaninformal
a round flat piece of solid waste from a cow
crap nounimpolite
solid waste that has left your body
doo-doo nouninformal
solid waste from the body. This word is used mainly by children or when
speaking to children.
droppings noun
the feces (=solid waste) of animals or birds
dung noun
waste from the body of a large animal such as an elephant or a cow
excrement nounformal
the solid waste that your body gets rid of
excre... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 29 Lobbyists Declare Victory After Visa Reform Measure Dies Quietly
http://news.yahoo.com/lobbyists-declare-victory-visa-reform-mea
This is just one of many reasons people are completely done with the
establishment. Politicians are being bought by lobbyists at the risk of our
national security and no one does a thing about it. I don't think anyone
would shed a tear if every politician on the hill just got flushed and
pushed out with the turds.
This country is in very critical times and the decision... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****7
发帖数: 8463 | 30 pta is the pathatic turd association!
hahhahahhahhaa |
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d**0
发帖数: 660 | 31 http://www.autoblog.com/2016/06/16/woman-20-years-export-f-35-f-22-engines-china/#conversation
j2bin
1 Day Ago
Do what China does to spies -- give the culprit the maximum, death or a life
sentence!
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djk
djk
1 Day Ago
Why 20 years...I say hang her. TRAITOR
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kelvin
kelvin
1 Day Ago
@djk
burnn the fker to death
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Vi Boss
Vi Boss
1 Day Ago
20 years? Why not execute this chinese rat like we did with the russian
spies?
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FOXSUX
FOXSUX
1 Day Ago
If China thinks ... 阅读全帖 |
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s******r
发帖数: 5309 | 32 Muds are going apeshit on Twitter. These assholes have zero respect for
rules. The f*cking airplane belongs to United. They have a contractual right
to bump people, so long as a bumped passenger is compensated. In fact the
compensation here was a free hotel room, $800 in cash, and space on the next
flight out.
Three passengers cooperated. Presumable they were white. Only the entitled
Asian, an immigrant and a Democrat no doubt, fought the lawful orders given
by the airline.
I rarely fly, but I w... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 33 Problem for Trump is no matter how right Joe is if Mueller can find
something on Trump with his past business dealings Trump will be hung with
it. There is no way Trump's past business is 100% squeaky clean and when
Mueller finds the turd he will hang Trump with it even though the whole
Russian thing was a frame job. |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 34 Trade wars are an act of desperation. Its quite clear that this is
politicized turd throwing on behalf of a declining US empire, rather than
trying to make any economic sense.
Then there are the sanctions. Which is just another way of the US empire
trying to "compete" LOL. |
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b*********3
发帖数: 1709 | 35 Is The US Becoming A Third World Nation?
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-08-24/us-becoming-third-world-nation
All you need to do is compare our infrastructure to the rest of the world.
They have better roads in Mexico and Iran, better trains and airports in
China. Even our power grids and water treatment facilities are decaying.
Go for a walk in any major city. What do you see? Homelessness, poverty,
despair and addiction. Stop in at the local diner (if they still have one)
in any farmin... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 36 The turd is still worth 54 billion?! For what?
Workflow changes regarding what? Adding ******** functionality to a ********
app? |
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r********n
发帖数: 7441 | 37 目前为止我还没有听说哪个国家的哪个总统是毫无争议、干干净净当选的，有吗？没有！
Giant douche vs Turd sandwich. |
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l****k
发帖数: 209 | 38 你没有听说不代表没有。
三胖100%无争议算不算？
[在 realoption (Options) 的大作中提到：]
:目前为止我还没有听说哪个国家的哪个总统是毫无争议、干干净净当选的，有吗？没
有！
:Giant douche vs Turd sandwich. |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 39 I agree with Rep Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX): Republicans turning Congress
into ‘clogged toilet’
From The Hill via memeorandum: Republicans turn Congress into ‘clogged
toilet,’ says Democratic lawmaker
One of the Democrats' fieriest voices on Capitol Hill accused the
Republicans of turning Congress into a "clogged toilet."
...“What we will be doing is ignoring the people’s business of
creating jobs and frankly putting ourselves in the role of a clogged toilet,
” said Lee. “That means we ar... 阅读全帖 |
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t**********5
发帖数: 418 | 40 this dude is a piece of turd. |
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T**********1
发帖数: 2406 | 41 MSN is stinkier than turd now. |
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T**********2
发帖数: 2198 | 42 very submissive piece of turd |
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x****o
发帖数: 21566 | 43 可惜了，没有一款适合我的，我希望giant douchebag和turd sandwich共同治国，做出
新的巨便 |
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x****o
发帖数: 21566 | 44 嘿嘿，我两个谁也不支持
美国大选【首场辩论】-- Douche and Turd |
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x****o
发帖数: 21566 | 45 这次选举一个是 "giant douche"，一个是 "turd sandwich"，我还纳闷儿大家的热情
为啥还这么高？不是应该看他们的笑话么？
你可以看看Season 8 Episode 8 South Park
哦，行。 |
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x****o
发帖数: 21566 | 46 giant douche turd sandwich
google translate : 巨人冲洗 粪三明治
俺都说了我英文巨烂了，你丫不厚道。翻译一下啊。 |
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x****o
发帖数: 21566 | 47 至于床铺和希拉里哪个是"giant douche"，哪个是 "turd sandwich"，你随便，我都没
有意见
俺都说了我英文巨烂了，你丫不厚道。翻译一下啊。 |
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x****o
发帖数: 21566 | 48 对了，看完给说说你觉得哪一个是turd sandwich? 哪一个是giant douche？ |
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x****o
发帖数: 21566 | 49 我又看了一遍视频，笑死了。我觉得床铺是 "giant douche"，希拉里是 "turd
sandwich"，你同意么？呵呵 |
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