g****t 发帖数: 4493 | 1 薄熙来有点unibrow,是个狠角色。美国好多死刑犯两眉毛都连一起的。 |
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t*******y 发帖数: 11968 | 2 http://shanghaishiok.com/2011/01/14/why-chinese-girlfriends-are
By Shanghai Shiok!
A lot of foreign girlfriends I meet wonder how Chinese girlfriends have such
doting boyfriends. They wonder about the dynamics of these relationships
that produce boyfriends who are attentive, adoring, and even willing to do
all household chores. Often, these foreign girlfriends wonder whether they
will be able to have such boyfriends too. Well, I can tell you that anyone
can be a Chinese girlfriend, if you are ab... 阅读全帖 |
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t***a 发帖数: 7982 | 4 Unibrow is [email protected]/* */ |
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p********y 发帖数: 5141 | 5 Someone asked what the rules of bike jersey, and someone else point him to
this link. It is hilarious. Totally loved it! =D
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THE RULES
http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/
by The Keepers / Jun 1 2009 / 6,291 posts
We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred
text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules.
It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.
For those struggling to under... 阅读全帖 |
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i*********5 发帖数: 19210 | 6 那为什么美国人还坚持用英制?
我决定从今往后在本版严格执行RULE#24,违者罚包子!
RULE #24 // SPEEDS AND DISTANCES SHALL BE REFERRED TO AND MEASURED IN
KILOMETERS.
This includes while discussing cycling in the workplace with your non-
cycling coworkers, serving to further mystify our sport in the web of their
Neanderthalic cognitive capabilities. As the confused expression spreads
across their unibrowed faces, casually mention your shaved legs. All of
cycling’s monuments are measured in the metric system and as such the
English syst... 阅读全帖 |
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l******u 发帖数: 2314 | 8
> 一声枪响。我靠,吓死我了,Kate低头惊恐地看着自己身上有没有窟窿眼的时候真是
吓死我了。她要是真死了,Lost里还真没有其他值得YY之而没有心理副作用的傻大姐了。
>hahaha, does your LD know about the YY part?
Nah, she doesn't even know my 马甲 and I'm writing this. :)
> 他心里肯定懊悔着没试着给自己换尿布。换了是我,我肯定屁颠屁颠地
天天去换呢。
>you serious? way too awkward for me...
I'm changing diapers for my kid every day. Think about it, changing diapers
for my baby self could be real fun. haha.
>大鼻子Phil
>i call him unibrow. he's just become the most WS person on the show, for
hitting juliet
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d****g 发帖数: 7460 | 10 【 以下文字转载自 Parenting 讨论区 】
发信人: dcbang (dcb), 信区: Parenting
标 题: 酷酷的Amazing Spider-Man 和我的ABC儿子
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Sep 21 22:53:59 2014, 美东)
Amazing Spiderman 里蜘蛛侠不再是憨憨的Tobey mcquire 了。换的新人Andrew
Garfield 的蜘蛛侠罪大的特点就是更teenager了。大概为此才换的人。蜘蛛侠跟别的
super hero比最大的特点大概就是青春。anyway, 看下面的这段对话。
Harry osborn 的爸爸死了。蜘蛛侠去看望旧朋友。多年不见,一开场很生疏。
Harry Osborn: Peter Parker. It's like seeing a ghost.
Peter Parker: Hey, Harry.
Harry Osborn: Random. What, ten years?
Peter Parker: It's eight. But you're close.
Harry Osbo... 阅读全帖 |
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k*****e 发帖数: 1235 | 11 有人写信问我是怎么布光的,就一并回答了。
大多数人像里面我用的是鳄鱼光,什么是鳄鱼光搜一下就有了。网上很详细。
http://baike.baidu.com/view/1256033.htm?fromTaglist
文献里面说鳄鱼光柔美,适合女性,其实柔美不柔美主要看柔光箱大不大,近不近。
用小点的灯箱,放远一点,光线也可以很硬朗,也适合拍男性。
有几大特点,
1、左右对称,适合左右对称的构图。
2、鼻梁高挺。
3、颧骨有阴影,脸部立体感强。
4、中间亮,两边暗,使人显瘦。特别适合拍胖人。
5、主灯的角度如果调比较高,在眉骨下投下阴影,显得眼窝深,有性格。
6、辅灯通常会在眼珠下方留下眼神光,显得有神。
鳄鱼光也有不适用的地方
1、戴帽子,有帽沿的不适用,帽沿的影子会遮住眼睛(除非是想制造神秘感)。
2、鼻梁不够直的人,眉毛之间的鼻梁凹陷比较深的,鳄鱼光会投下阴影,看上去好像
两边眉毛连成一字眉unibrow。
3、下颚太小的人,鳄鱼光使下颚显得更小(拍女性也许是好事,拍男性则显得不够阳
刚)尤其是脑门比较大的,鳄鱼光又使脑门夸大,看上去成了三角锥子脸。
比如附件这个例子,模特下颚偏小... 阅读全帖 |
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p**********r 发帖数: 1693 | 12 From craigslist:
Epson Stylus CX3810 Color Ink-jet - Printer / copier / scanner
$40 OBO.
This is a three-in-one. It's like your printer, copier, and scanner decided
to have a threesome. You can use it for printing fake North Korean money,
copying illegal underground manifestors, making fliers about your ex and
putting them up in the neighborhood, scanning photos of that barista girl
you're stalking, and homework.
It's color! And not just our visible spectrum of color. It prints in
managinian. Ha... 阅读全帖 |
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